I have the mexican flu!

[Ross]

I have been ill for 2 weeks.

I haven't been to Mexico but I work in a Supermarket so god knows if Mexicans visit!

[lily.]

You been fiddling with the chili?

[Novo]

Could have been from a dead pig imported from mexico

[Ross]

:sad::sad:

[Lauren]

Did a Mexican **** a pig or summat?

[lily.]

Ross.. don't be a drama llama.. you don't have the mexican swine flu.. you just have the flu dah-lin..

Cmere n get a hug .. :kiss:

[Novo]

Originally posted by Lauren
Did a Mexican **** a pig or summat?

No i thought thats where you get the virus from

From being around pigs?

[Ross]

Originally posted by lili
Ross.. don't be a drama llama.. you don't have the mexican swine flu.. you just have the flu dah-lin..

Cmere n get a hug .. :kiss:
I have been in 2 weeks, Lauren!

The guy on news says if you are ill, stay at home. I feel like I'm diseased. I am not getting better at all. I could die, I'm not being a drama llama.

I could catch anything in a Supermarket.

[lily.]

Have you been to the doc yet?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by Lauren
Did a Mexican **** a pig or summat?

No i thought thats where you get the virus from

From being around pigs?

I dunno, on sky news they said you could only get it from being "extremely close" with a pig. I thought they meant a Mexican ... copulated with an oinker.

[Novo]

http://www.nataliedee.com/012807/hi-pig.jpg



STAY BACK!!!!!!

[Ross]

I live in Wales. It's full of farms, I go to the local farm most weekends and feed the Sheep/Pigs/Cows etc. Then I fell ill.

No, I haven't been to the doctors yet.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by .Andy.
http://www.nataliedee.com/012807/hi-pig.jpg



STAY BACK!!!!!!

:laugh3:!!!

[lily.]

Originally posted by Ross
I live in Wales. It's full of farms, I go to the local farm most weekends and feed the Sheep/Pigs/Cows etc. Then I fell ill.

No, I haven't been to the doctors yet.

If you have been sicky for 2 weeks, and aren't improving, I think it's time for a visit to the doc regardless of swine flu..

[Lauren]

Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by Ross
I live in Wales. It's full of farms, I go to the local farm most weekends and feed the Sheep/Pigs/Cows etc. Then I fell ill.

No, I haven't been to the doctors yet.

If you have been sicky for 2 weeks, and aren't improving, I think it's time for a visit to the doc regardless of swine flu..

I agree with L. Get it checked out incase it's something like a stomach infection that won't budge with antibiotics or something.

[Ross]

I don't have time for the doctors, because of work etc. I can only go Wednesday. If I'm not better by then, I'll go.

[lily.]

Make an appointment tomoro.. then if you feel better by Wednesday you can cancel it. I dunno what your docs are like, but we can't call up and get an appt. same day here, so yer better to have one ready, so you'll definitely be seen on Wednesday.

</MotherlyAdvice>

[Ross]

Nono. I'll wake up early on Wednesday and just go down at 8am, ready in the queue for when they open at 9am. :thumbs: I'll get seen then.

[lily.]

Oh... ours works differently from yours.. just make sure to go if yer not feeling any better. They'll run bloods etc, and make sure there's nothing keeping you from picking up.

[Ross]

I'm not having blood tests! No needles. I don't like them!! Ahh

[arista]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by lili
Ross.. don't be a drama llama.. you don't have the mexican swine flu.. you just have the flu dah-lin..

Cmere n get a hug .. :kiss:
I have been in 2 weeks, Lauren!

The guy on news says if you are ill, stay at home. I feel like I'm diseased. I am not getting better at all. I could die, I'm not being a drama llama.

I could catch anything in a Supermarket.


2 Weeks
if you had that Deadly Flu
you would be Dead.

Stop being a Drama Queen.


Ross you will not Die.

[Novo]

Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by lili
Ross.. don't be a drama llama.. you don't have the mexican swine flu.. you just have the flu dah-lin..

Cmere n get a hug .. :kiss:
I have been in 2 weeks, Lauren!

The guy on news says if you are ill, stay at home. I feel like I'm diseased. I am not getting better at all. I could die, I'm not being a drama llama.

I could catch anything in a Supermarket.


2 Weeks
if you had that Deadly Flu
you would be Dead.

Stop being a Drama Queen.


Ross you will not Die.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't make Arista Angry

you will not like him when he's angry

And ross has Gone and made him angry

[30stone]

Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by lili
Ross.. don't be a drama llama.. you don't have the mexican swine flu.. you just have the flu dah-lin..

Cmere n get a hug .. :kiss:
I have been in 2 weeks, Lauren!

The guy on news says if you are ill, stay at home. I feel like I'm diseased. I am not getting better at all. I could die, I'm not being a drama llama.

I could catch anything in a Supermarket.


2 Weeks
if you had that Deadly Flu
you would be Dead.

Stop being a Drama Queen.


Ross you will not Die.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't make Arista Angry

you will not like him when he's angry

And ross has Gone and made him angry


:laugh3:

That was out of no where Artista.

[Ross]

Arista can lick my balls to be honest.

[arista]

I am not Angry

Talking common sense here.

[Novo]

I know you are Arista you always do Pal

[Lauren]

Arista today your aura is very deep and concerned.

[arista]

Originally posted by Ross
Arista can lick my balls to be honest.



No Thanks.



You are not going to Die.

Drama Queen Ross.

[arista]

Originally posted by Lauren
Arista today your aura is very deep and concerned.



Your Aura is Relaxed and half happy.

[Jen]

Sign of the times.

[arista]

Ross Eat Currys flush your cold Out.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Lauren
Arista today your aura is very deep and concerned.



Your Aura is Relaxed and half happy.

Why thank you.

It is indeed half-happy, but the other half has been stolen by revision :sad:

[Ross]

No arista if I'm going down, you're coming with me!!!!!

[Novo]

Originally posted by arista
Ross Eat Currys flush your cold Out.

Yeah he'll be flushing something else out as well

[arista]

Originally posted by Ross
No arista if I'm going down, you're coming with me!!!!!



Ross
Orange Juice
and Currys.


That will get you better.

[lily.]

Dr Arista to the rescue...

Life in the fast lane indeed.

[Ross]

Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Ross
No arista if I'm going down, you're coming with me!!!!!



Ross
Orange Juice
and Currys.


That will get you better.
I'm allergic to Citrus, so I can't drink Orange Juice.

I don't like Curry's unless it's a Korma.

[arista]

OK sorry.

[Blink_Me]

If you had the swine flu, you'd already be dead.

[Ross]

Originally posted by Blink_Me
If you had the swine flu, you'd already be dead.
If you had common sense, you'd know this was a joke. Sherlock.

[Blink_Me]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by Blink_Me
If you had the swine flu, you'd already be dead.
If you had common sense, you'd know this was a joke, Sherlock.

No common sense here. :whistle:

[GhettoSuperstar]

2 weeks ill ain't good. No-one deserves that nevermind Ross!

This is a nice upbeat chavy song to get you in the mood and on your feet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJoO4VvmzG0

:wink:

[Ross]

Thanks Doug, I can always count on you.

*straight hug to a gay bloke* :hug:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Ross
Thanks Doug, I can always count on you.

*straight hug to a gay bloke* :hug:

I'm just an angel sent from heaven. :hugesmile:

Hugznstuff.

Hope you feel better soon but keep us entertained in the mean time. :bigsmile:

[Ross]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ross
Thanks Doug, I can always count on you.

*straight hug to a gay bloke* :hug:

I'm just an angel sent from heaven. :hugesmile:

Hugznstuff.

Hope you feel better soon but keep us entertained in the mean time. :bigsmile:

*another straight hug to gay bloke*

watch your hands, mr!

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ross
Thanks Doug, I can always count on you.

*straight hug to a gay bloke* :hug:

I'm just an angel sent from heaven. :hugesmile:

Hugznstuff.

Hope you feel better soon but keep us entertained in the mean time. :bigsmile:

*another straight hug to gay bloke*

watch your hands, mr!

They have a mind of their own.

*Tucks Ross up in bed with handcuffs*

:bigsmile:

[Ross]

Um... I'm not gay but aslong as you don't want the favour returned, I'm game.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Ross
Um... I'm not gay but aslong as you don't want the favour returned, I'm game.

I could turn any man. Watch me.

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ross
Um... I'm not gay but aslong as you don't want the favour returned, I'm game.

I could turn any man. Watch me.

Pah! The only thing you can turn is milk! :laugh:

That was mean, I apologize, the way of the BIYOTCH is not for me.

[Ross]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ross
Um... I'm not gay but aslong as you don't want the favour returned, I'm game.

I could turn any man. Watch me.
Um. I'll pass then. Gnight.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ross
Um... I'm not gay but aslong as you don't want the favour returned, I'm game.

I could turn any man. Watch me.
Um. I'll pass then. Gnight.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/angel_prettie/Boo_You_*****.jpg

[user12975]

Originally posted by Ross
I have been ill for 2 weeks.

I haven't been to Mexico but I work in a Supermarket so god knows if Mexicans visit!

unlucky

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Dezzy
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ross
Um... I'm not gay but aslong as you don't want the favour returned, I'm game.

I could turn any man. Watch me.

Pah! The only thing you can turn is milk! :laugh:

That was mean, I apologize, the way of the BIYOTCH is not for me.

:bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

[ange7]

Originally posted by Lauren
Did a Mexican **** a pig or summat?
lol....apparently there's genetic traces of bird flu in "swine flu" as well so it must have been a freaky tequila fuelled barnyard orgy.

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Ross
Thanks Doug, I can always count on you.

*straight hug to a gay bloke* :hug:

Oh honey, you're about as straight as a rainbow.

[*mazedsalv**]

Im terrified about catching it :cloud:

[Zac]

My brothers been quite ill for a while now too. I think he may have it.