WTF - a "cheeky volvic"...

[GhettoSuperstar]

Has anyone seen that ridiculous Volvic advert for the 14 day challenge with that too-happy-to-be-true gimpy guy.

"Just on my break from work and thought I'd have a cheeky volvic"

WTF
**** OFF!
Water cannot be 'cheeky' you complete gimp.
That advert gives me rage.

[Lauren]

I hate it too!!
And since we're discussing adverts..

That "finger food" advert, where he screws his finger off and it tries to get in the bath with his gf. Makes me CRINGEEEE. And then!! at the end it bends backwards when he's eating. UGH.

[Ninastar]

The worst has to be


" I want to do a poo at pauls "

I could quite easily push that kid off a cliff x

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Ninastar
The worst has to be


" I want to do a poo at pauls "

I could quite easily push that kid off a cliff x

Ugh yeah, what a mong he is!

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ninastar
The worst has to be


" I want to do a poo at pauls "

I could quite easily push that kid off a cliff x

Ugh yeah, what a mong he is!

Ughh i know.

[30stone]

How can you forger the frosties kid now that! is the worst advert lol

V Enjoy V

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUKSxsxeBK4

[Ninastar]

He must have gotten beaten up for that. I bet even tony the tigerr beat him up x :bigsmile:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ninastar
The worst has to be


" I want to do a poo at pauls "

I could quite easily push that kid off a cliff x

Ugh yeah, what a mong he is!

Ughh i know.

Paul must pay for **** or something eh.

RAGE.

Though I have to say, this cheeky volvic FOOL is annoyinggggg.

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ninastar
The worst has to be


" I want to do a poo at pauls "

I could quite easily push that kid off a cliff x

Ugh yeah, what a mong he is!

Ughh i know.

Paul must pay for **** or something eh.

RAGE.

Though I have to say, this cheeky volvic FOOL is annoyinggggg.

lol true. I hate how its all like he pulled a girl cause he drank volvic. Or something. I swear there is like a girl in the backround at one part.
x

[JOSHUAH!]

Pure cheeky Volvic like.
NOT.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ninastar
The worst has to be


" I want to do a poo at pauls "

I could quite easily push that kid off a cliff x

Ugh yeah, what a mong he is!

Ughh i know.

Paul must pay for **** or something eh.

RAGE.

Though I have to say, this cheeky volvic FOOL is annoyinggggg.

lol true. I hate how its all like he pulled a girl cause he drank volvic. Or something. I swear there is like a girl in the backround at one part.
x

Hahahaha.

They both got so wasted on Volvic and had a one night stand eh.

Hardcore or what!

[30stone]

I Drink a 1.5l of volvic a day as it is.
Before this useless advert came out.


I must stop now i dont want to end up like him.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
I Drink a 1.5l of volvic a day as it is.
Before this useless advert came out.


I must stop now i dont want to end up like him.

I'm sure you can sneak in a cheeky volic!

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ninastar
The worst has to be


" I want to do a poo at pauls "

I could quite easily push that kid off a cliff x

Ugh yeah, what a mong he is!

Ughh i know.

Paul must pay for **** or something eh.

RAGE.

Though I have to say, this cheeky volvic FOOL is annoyinggggg.

lol true. I hate how its all like he pulled a girl cause he drank volvic. Or something. I swear there is like a girl in the backround at one part.
x

Hahahaha.

They both got so wasted on Volvic and had a one night stand eh.

Hardcore or what!

lmao yeh. that yould only appeal to like horny 13 year olds. maybe the sales have gone up!??? :shocked:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
I Drink a 1.5l of volvic a day as it is.
Before this useless advert came out.


I must stop now i dont want to end up like him.

I'm sure you can sneak in a cheeky volic!

Omg this ^ made me LOL so much. :laugh: :tongue:

Cheeky cheeky. :blush2:

[30stone]

Ahem Caitlin it has appealed to me.


And yes Lauren im like just over half way through my bottle of Strawberry Volvic now. Am not finding it all that "cheeky".

:sad:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ninastar
The worst has to be


" I want to do a poo at pauls "

I could quite easily push that kid off a cliff x

Ugh yeah, what a mong he is!

Ughh i know.

Paul must pay for **** or something eh.

RAGE.

Though I have to say, this cheeky volvic FOOL is annoyinggggg.

lol true. I hate how its all like he pulled a girl cause he drank volvic. Or something. I swear there is like a girl in the backround at one part.
x

Hahahaha.

They both got so wasted on Volvic and had a one night stand eh.

Hardcore or what!

lmao yeh. that yould only appeal to like horny 13 year olds. maybe the sales have gone up!??? :shocked:

LOL. They'll start asking for I.D. before purchases now. It's just so cheeeky with side effects.

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Ahem Caitlin it has appealed to me.


And yes Lauren im like just over half way through my bottle of Strawberry Volvic now. Am not finding it all that "cheeky".

:sad:


Like I said. Horny 13 year olds :tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ninastar
The worst has to be


" I want to do a poo at pauls "

I could quite easily push that kid off a cliff x

Ugh yeah, what a mong he is!

Ughh i know.

Paul must pay for **** or something eh.

RAGE.

Though I have to say, this cheeky volvic FOOL is annoyinggggg.

lol true. I hate how its all like he pulled a girl cause he drank volvic. Or something. I swear there is like a girl in the backround at one part.
x

Hahahaha.

They both got so wasted on Volvic and had a one night stand eh.

Hardcore or what!

lmao yeh. that yould only appeal to like horny 13 year olds. maybe the sales have gone up!??? :shocked:

LOL. They'll start asking for I.D. before purchases now. It's just so cheeeky with side effects.

:laugh2:

lmao. Next time I am in town and get some water, I will make sure not to get volvic. I might actually hold the store hostage and blow up the volvic section x

would you like to help me?? :tongue:

[30stone]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Ahem Caitlin it has appealed to me.


And yes Lauren im like just over half way through my bottle of Strawberry Volvic now. Am not finding it all that "cheeky".

:sad:


Like I said. Horny 13 year olds :tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:

Didn't Appeal to your market ey?

Lesbian aged 15 - 16?

:spin2::spin:

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Ahem Caitlin it has appealed to me.


And yes Lauren im like just over half way through my bottle of Strawberry Volvic now. Am not finding it all that "cheeky".

:sad:


Like I said. Horny 13 year olds :tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:

Didn't Appeal to your market ey?

Lesbian aged 15 - 16?

:spin2::spin:

* Gasp *
* Flies into brickwall *

ohh. YOOH A THEEH ONE WHO HAD YOUR PROFILE ON FEMALE FOR LIKE A YEAR!! hmmm wishfull thinking much ben??? :tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ninastar
The worst has to be


" I want to do a poo at pauls "

I could quite easily push that kid off a cliff x

Ugh yeah, what a mong he is!

Ughh i know.

Paul must pay for **** or something eh.

RAGE.

Though I have to say, this cheeky volvic FOOL is annoyinggggg.

lol true. I hate how its all like he pulled a girl cause he drank volvic. Or something. I swear there is like a girl in the backround at one part.
x

Hahahaha.

They both got so wasted on Volvic and had a one night stand eh.

Hardcore or what!

lmao yeh. that yould only appeal to like horny 13 year olds. maybe the sales have gone up!??? :shocked:

LOL. They'll start asking for I.D. before purchases now. It's just so cheeeky with side effects.

:laugh2:

lmao. Next time I am in town and get some water, I will make sure not to get volvic. I might actually hold the store hostage and blow up the volvic section x

would you like to help me?? :tongue:

Of course, but remind me to bring my passport to prove my age. I need a lil cheekyness to my life. :blush2: Instead of vodka i'll have a cheeky lil volvic instead. :bigsmile: YAAAAAAAY

[30stone]

Yes i tried, you were to "lesbiany" for me though. :laugh:

Sorry.

[Spike]

I hate that advert so much, I have to turn the TV off when I see it or it puts me in a bad mood

[Shaun]

I find it more odd than annoying. Cravendale shall always be the worst for me.

[lily.]

But.. but.. but.. the cows want it back....

[Shaun]

Originally posted by lili
But.. but.. but.. the cows want it back....

THOSE WERE GOOD.

But the new ones - the shouting of MILK MILK! and the plastic figures are crap.

[LemonJam]

I find a Cheeky Volvic gives me an erruption :wink:

arhar.

[Matt]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar

**** OFF!
Water cannot be 'cheeky' you complete gimp.
That advert gives me rage.

LMAO I know, it's so annoying :laugh:

[Tom4784]

1. The volvic man is a tosser.

2. The cravendale adverts are godly.

[GhettoSuperstar]

I think we should start a nationwide campaign to tie him to a fence and shove a million 'cheeky' volvics down his throat. See what good that does him!!

[Lauren]

Hey... everyone... calm down.

Sit.

Chill out.

Stop worrying about these adverts....

Just calm.


And have a cheeky wee volvic to calm yer nerves.

[lily.]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
I think we should start a nationwide campaign to tie him to a fence and shove a million 'cheeky' volvics down his throat. See what good that does him!!

I could think of a million better places to shove the volvic.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Lauren
Hey... everyone... calm down.

Sit.

Chill out.

Stop worrying about these adverts....

Just calm.


And have a cheeky wee volvic to calm yer nerves.

ILY. :lovedup: Coz I just lol'd, a lot. :laugh2: :blush2:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
I think we should start a nationwide campaign to tie him to a fence and shove a million 'cheeky' volvics down his throat. See what good that does him!!

I could think of a million better places to shove the volvic.

Paaahhaaaa :laugh2:

Ooooo, cheeeky!

[Matt]

Originally posted by Lauren
Hey... everyone... calm down.

Sit.

Chill out.

Stop worrying about these adverts....

Just calm.


And have a cheeky wee volvic to calm yer nerves.

YOU have a cheeky wee Volvic :mad:

Seems we're not the only ones infuriated by this:

http://www.google.com/search?q=cheeky+volvic

[lily.]

You've started something..

[GhettoSuperstar]

WOOOAH guys...
Ive had one too many cheeky volvics this evening.
I'm gonna feel it tommorow.. :sad:

[Lauren]

GUISE.

I feel the need to tell ya'll.

I was in my exam this afternoon, feeling somewhat parched and ... well.... I HAD A CHEEKY VOLVIC :bawling:

(I actually did).

[Matt]

Shame on you both. :mad:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Lauren
GUISE.

I feel the need to tell ya'll.

I was in my exam this afternoon, feeling somewhat parched and ... well.... I HAD A CHEEKY VOLVIC :bawling:

(I actually did).

ZOH MY GAWD-D-D!
IN AN EXAM!?!?!
You crazy kid. I bet you couldn't even stand up. Cheeky cheeky.

Were you not laughing in your exam? :laugh:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar

Were you not laughing in your exam? :laugh:

Pmsl, I actually did. I hadn't realised it was volvic cos it wasn't the usual small bottles, it was the litre bottles. And I went to take a drink (and I actually did it slyly!! cos I didn't wanna make a noise) and it suddenly clicked.

[lily.]

Jeez Lauren.. what am I supposed to tell people when they ask me about this? Have you no shame????????

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar

Were you not laughing in your exam? :laugh:

Pmsl, I actually did. I hadn't realised it was volvic cos it wasn't the usual small bottles, it was the litre bottles. And I went to take a drink (and I actually did it slyly!! cos I didn't want to make a noise) and it suddenly clicked.

Hahahaha. I always have laughing fits in exams, but silent laughing til I turn purple. (Then I just have a cheeky volvic to calm me down!!)

[TomRocksUrSocks]

Originally posted by Shaun
I find it more odd than annoying. Cravendale shall always be the worst for me.

SHUT UP ABOUTT CRAVENDALE! CRAVENDALE ROOOOCKS!

"Milk! Milk! Miiiiiilk!"

[Rory]

The worst adverts are that WinkBingo (that woman jumping for joy) advert and that "Melon-y B" Virgin Media advert (SPOT ON!)

[Matt]

Originally posted by Rory

"Melon-y B" Virgin Media advert (SPOT ON!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO1XQ8ylRIM

:tongue::tongue::tongue:

[Rory]

Originally posted by Matt
Originally posted by Rory

"Melon-y B" Virgin Media advert (SPOT ON!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO1XQ8ylRIM

:tongue::tongue::tongue:
:bored:

[Jords]

I think they have this cheeky advert back! :laugh:

[Matt]

I think they have this cheeky advert back! :laugh:

I KNOW and I want to twat him already :mad:

[Kerry]

Couldn't believe the date of this thread. I thought this ad was relatively new.

Still crap :D

[LemonJam]

THESE were the ****.

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The YTPoops of them are hilarious.

EDIT: Somewhat topical as of late too