View Full Version : The best insult you have ever given?
Scarlett.
29-04-2009, 10:28 PM
Inspired by that other thread...so which is your best?
(I'll post mine as soon as I remember one :bored:)
I fail at insults, I just say 'Your face' or 'Your mam' when someone insults me, it shuts them up and its easy.
Loukas
29-04-2009, 10:30 PM
One of mine is..
Babe? Is your dentist blind? Why the ******* hasn't he given you braces?
Sod_James
29-04-2009, 10:30 PM
iv had my fair share of slagging matches but i cant remember them all. mine are usually pretty good though, its a gift lol.
lily.
29-04-2009, 10:31 PM
Mine are far too good for this thread..
*stomps off*
:wavey: Chewy.. :tongue:
MrGaryy
29-04-2009, 10:31 PM
Hmm. So many to choose from hehe. Ooh here one from today, this fat biotch was like '**** you gay ****' and i was like 'excuse me, fat bitch' and she was all getting her bitchy crew on me, so which i replied:
'You are a trampy little dog. Actually, scratch that, there's nothing little about you, except probably your IQ.'
Needless to say she has yet to confront me again.
Loukas
29-04-2009, 10:31 PM
Your hair smells like a farm, what have the horses done to you? Why do you have to steel their hair for?
Did you sleep in a dustbin last night? Not even acid will get rid of your smell!
Scarlett.
29-04-2009, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by lili
Mine are far too good for this thread..
*stomps off*
:wavey: Chewy.. :tongue:
:xyxwave:
I remembered one
Someone had just told me to stop getting the boom in shot (even though I was meant to do) cause it wasnt funny anymore, so I replied
"The only reason I keep getting it in ****ing shot is cause we keep having to do it cause you keep ****ing up you silly cow" :angel:
Idk, wayyyyyyy to many insults to choose one of the top of my head. I'll have a think about it.
Probably something short and snappy like 'Get lipo', but yeah idk.
Shaun
29-04-2009, 10:42 PM
Hmm...not sure. I have plenty.
Loukas
29-04-2009, 10:44 PM
loukas sees arch enemy girl bitch in school
Loukas: Look what the cow dragged out of bed this morning
Bitch: Actually my mum dragged me out of bed this morning
Loukas: Oh i knew that already, bitch what is up with your hair looks like a cat has died on your head.
Bitch: At least i don't look like a tramp, look at your hair, long and nasty.
Loukas: At least my hair is real, bitch you can't afford hair of your own, you go down to the farm cut it off a mother*******ing horse and pritt stick it to your head. WHAT DID THE HORSE DO TO YOU MAN!!?
Bitch: Oh ******* off.
Loukas: I thought i recognize you! Your famous, in every phone box in Britain and i quote 'Best ****** Sex'
Bitch: You a boy or a girl Loukas?
Loukas: I was about to say the same dam thing? I mean between your saggy tits, your failed attempt at makeup and your moustache couldn't tell.. Been debating since i caught eyes on your trampy self!
Bitch: Eww.. *Walks Away*
Loukas: Don't Trip Over Your Tits Bitch!
I WENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OTT!!!
:bigsmile:
officialleafan
29-04-2009, 10:46 PM
So many looool. I used one today with this stupid bitch from college.
I know that the pig flu is nothing to joke about...but she was being a tw*t.
She came into the lesson going "I've got pig flu me, i'm dying, i may need to take some time off college". She didn't look ill at all, she was a s gobby as usual, she kept going around and asking for peoples attention, she got to me and went "Can you believe that i've got pig flu" i just turned and said "Yeah, i had an idea that the PIG!!!! flu would get you before anyone else".
It's not a good comeback really, but you had to be there lol.
Scarlett.
29-04-2009, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by officialleafan
So many looool. I used one today with this stupid bitch from college.
I know that the pig flu is nothing to joke about...but she was being a tw*t.
She came into the lesson going "I've got pig flu me, i'm dying, i may need to take some time off college". She didn't look ill at all, she was a s gobby as usual, she kept going around and asking for peoples attention, she got to me and went "Can you believe that i've got pig flu" i just turned and said "Yeah, i had an idea that the PIG!!!! flu would get you before anyone else".
It's not a good comeback really, but you had to be there lol. hahahahhahahahah EPIC!
officialleafan
29-04-2009, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Chewy
Originally posted by officialleafan
So many looool. I used one today with this stupid bitch from college.
I know that the pig flu is nothing to joke about...but she was being a tw*t.
She came into the lesson going "I've got pig flu me, i'm dying, i may need to take some time off college". She didn't look ill at all, she was a s gobby as usual, she kept going around and asking for peoples attention, she got to me and went "Can you believe that i've got pig flu" i just turned and said "Yeah, i had an idea that the PIG!!!! flu would get you before anyone else".
It's not a good comeback really, but you had to be there lol. hahahahhahahahah EPIC!
Thanks lol :thumbs2:
30stone
29-04-2009, 11:14 PM
"Your gay."
Lol, no i dont bother its just like **** off the usual... and with mates usuall play fighting but still hitting quite hard lol.
Firewire
30-04-2009, 05:41 AM
People always give me insults. *cries*
I can't really remember any good insullts.
Sticks
30-04-2009, 06:39 AM
It's best to do it in Latin
It infuriates them when they have no idea what you said. :devil:
andyman
30-04-2009, 06:42 AM
Give them the truth, yeah the real truth... The ugly truth cuts deep.
Conzors
30-04-2009, 06:57 AM
I dont really insult people that much?
But i dont normally say like long dragged out ones like loukas.
Its normally like:
"**** off you buck toothed prick" or something stupid like that lmao.
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Axiom
30-04-2009, 07:11 AM
Oooh, I have too many to list
MR.K!
30-04-2009, 07:25 AM
''What are you looking at?''
- ''you tell me''
That always shuts them up :laugh:
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
loukas sees arch enemy girl bitch in school
Loukas: Look what the cow dragged out of bed this morning
Bitch: Actually my mum dragged me out of bed this morning
Loukas: Oh i knew that already, bitch what is up with your hair looks like a cat has died on your head.
Bitch: At least i don't look like a tramp, look at your hair, long and nasty.
Loukas: At least my hair is real, bitch you can't afford hair of your own, you go down to the farm cut it off a mother*******ing horse and pritt stick it to your head. WHAT DID THE HORSE DO TO YOU MAN!!?
Bitch: Oh ******* off.
Loukas: I thought i recognize you! Your famous, in every phone box in Britain and i quote 'Best ****** Sex'
Bitch: You a boy or a girl Loukas?
Loukas: I was about to say the same dam thing? I mean between your saggy tits, your failed attempt at makeup and your moustache couldn't tell.. Been debating since i caught eyes on your trampy self!
Bitch: Eww.. *Walks Away*
Loukas: Don't Trip Over Your Tits Bitch!
I WENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OTT!!!
:bigsmile:
Do people actually talk like that? :shocked:
Captain.Remy
30-04-2009, 09:08 AM
'Do you know what ? You smell exactly like your mum's vagina. It's curious because I smelled the same after I *****ed her, weird isn't it ? Looks like you did the same thing I did. She is hot, dude.'
Everybody started laughing in the bar, the guy was SO humiliated.
Yeah, I'm not the person you want to mess with, especially at night. :hugesmile:
ange7
30-04-2009, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by MR.K!
''What are you looking at?''
- ''you tell me''
That always shuts them up :laugh:
that won't work once you leave the creche
MR.K!
30-04-2009, 12:34 PM
I just enjoy calling stuck-up girls Slappers or slags.
ange7
30-04-2009, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Captain.Remy
'Do you know what ? You smell exactly like your mum's vagina. It's curious because I smelled the same after I *****ed her, weird isn't it ? Looks like you did the same thing I did. She is hot, dude.'
Everybody started laughing in the bar, the guy was SO humiliated.
Yeah, I'm not the person you want to mess with, especially at night. :hugesmile:
aww dude! ...mf
Annie
30-04-2009, 12:41 PM
Mmm god I dont know. I wish I could remember some of them cos I was epic for it.
Most of mine are like "any new AIDS treatments been announced?"
Shaun
30-04-2009, 04:30 PM
Earlier, I took 4p out of my wallet, threw it at one of my friends and said "Listen, love, do us a favour? Go and buy something pretty, lord knows you could do with it."
I was quite pleased with that.
*mazedsalv**
30-04-2009, 04:47 PM
To my friend:
"Dress properly and make an effort on your face and then you will look less like a tramp"
"Look behind you, your leaving a trail of **** cos thats all you talk"
Said that today actually.
"Im suprised that your parents didnt abandon you when you were born!"
All of these were not said in a serious argument.
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