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Tom4784
04-05-2009, 09:39 PM
If all deities from all religions had a fight who'd win?

My money's on Buddha.

MarkWaldorf
04-05-2009, 09:42 PM
Upper-east siders.

We'll just pay buddhists to attack for us.

Tom4784
04-05-2009, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Upper-east siders.

We'll just pay buddhists to attack for us.

Pah, Budhists wouldn't work for you! They like 90210 BETTER!!!

lily.
04-05-2009, 09:44 PM
Can Jedi's be in this?

Shaun
04-05-2009, 09:44 PM
Vishnu's pretty bad-ass.

Shaun
04-05-2009, 09:44 PM
Then again, Shiva/Sheeva is the destroyer...

andyman
04-05-2009, 09:45 PM
The Roman church..

lily.
04-05-2009, 09:53 PM
mwahahahahahahaha... the satanists will win!

http://i42.tinypic.com/20ldvo.jpg

Tom4784
04-05-2009, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by lili
Can Jedi's be in this?

If it's a religion it's allowed!

Tom4784
04-05-2009, 09:53 PM
Thinking about it Zeus would probably kick ass.

lily.
04-05-2009, 09:57 PM
Jedi is a religion apparently.. there are a lot of Strathclyde's Finest (police officers) who are of the Jedi persuasion .. :laugh:

Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8003067.stm)

30stone
04-05-2009, 10:06 PM
Zeus.

Greek Gods.

lily.
04-05-2009, 10:10 PM
Greek Gods don't count.. do they?

Nurse57
05-05-2009, 09:41 AM
ME. Now get on your ****ing knees and praise me.

Sunny_01
05-05-2009, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Nurse57
ME. Now get on your ****ing knees and praise me.

I bow down to your greatness :xyxwave:

Where the hell have you been and are you doing ok now? I missed you lots and lots like jelly tots!!

Sticks
05-05-2009, 03:45 PM
Where does this question leave the atheists?

Z
05-05-2009, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by Sticks
Where does this question leave the atheists?

We get to pick our own imaginary friend.

lily.
05-05-2009, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Nurse57
ME. Now get on your ****ing knees and praise me.

The last time I did that I ended up with complimentary face-cream. :wink:

Shaun
05-05-2009, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by Nurse57
ME. Now get on your ****ing knees and praise me.

The last time I did that I ended up with complimentary face-cream. :wink:

Lilita :shocked:

Sticks
06-05-2009, 04:29 AM
Of course this question does not take into account that there is a belief that all these deities are the same deity but with a different name.

Mark
06-05-2009, 04:54 AM
Originally posted by Zee
Originally posted by Sticks
Where does this question leave the atheists?

We get to pick our own imaginary friend.

:spin2:

Takes a lot to make me smile at 5:50am, but that did!

*mazedsalv**
06-05-2009, 06:28 AM
Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by Nurse57
ME. Now get on your ****ing knees and praise me.

The last time I did that I ended up with complimentary face-cream. :wink:

That is dirty!! :laugh: Dissapointment! :shocked:

Nurse57
06-05-2009, 10:02 AM
Zee, I like it.

"Where the hell have you been and are you doing ok now? I missed you lots and lots like jelly tots!!"

Sunny.

Thanks. Where have I been? Well, I went off to find myself and it turns out I am a kick ass deitie. Which is nice. I was wondering what to do with my new kick assidness after I had sorted the other "deities" out. Buhda, he just went on and on in ****ing riddles about lilys and ****. So I nicked his pies, the fat bastard. God, Jesus, Holy Ghost, what ever he calls himself on any given day. (he has issues with one of his angels) Well he turned the other cheek. So I gave that a good slap too. Pussy.

Ganesh is currently stood on a chair squealing at the mice I let loose. I also stole the last verse from Brahman's copy of Mahabharata. He will be well hacked off when he gets to the end.

I did a cartoon of Mohamed and put it through his letter box. I also reported him to the authorties about that girl he spent a lot of time with. She looks about 13. Nonce. I stole Thor's war hammer and replaced it with Mallet's Mallet. Finaly I put a red jumper in Zeus's white robe wash. Pink robes, GAY. He will totaly lose respec.

Anyway, after that I realised there is a new BB coming, and as I have nothing but distain for the program and don't watch it, it made sence to pop by.

How are you?

lily.
06-05-2009, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by Nurse57
ME. Now get on your ****ing knees and praise me.

The last time I did that I ended up with complimentary face-cream. :wink:

Lilita :shocked:


Oooh.. name change idea.. thanks for that..

+K pour vous! :wink:




Doc: Seek professional help.. you're as mad as a box of frogs! LoL

Nurse57
06-05-2009, 04:40 PM
"Doc: Seek professional help.. you're as mad as a box of frogs! LoL"

Thanks for the concern, but madness comes with being all powerfull.

lily.
06-05-2009, 04:45 PM
I think you may be madder than you were when you left lol..

It's good to see you though.. in all seriousness.. I've missed yer mad self.. :D

Nurse57
06-05-2009, 04:59 PM
Thanks. I would say I've missed you, but as I guess you have have had a name change, I don't know who you are. But you seem nice. Have a biscuit.

Z
06-05-2009, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Mark
Originally posted by Zee
Originally posted by Sticks
Where does this question leave the atheists?

We get to pick our own imaginary friend.

:spin2:

Takes a lot to make me smile at 5:50am, but that did!

:hugesmile: