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Annie
06-05-2009, 11:40 PM
Right I feel really hyper tonight so I want all your jokes. No matter how bad, cos sometimes the worst are the best.

I will start with one that never gets old for me:

Two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says "Ahh oh god we are stuck in an oven!" and the other looks shocked and says "Ahhh a talking muffin!?!"
Lauren
06-05-2009, 11:41 PM
Why did the Mexican give his wife swine flu?









































Te quila.
Annie
06-05-2009, 11:42 PM
Haha


What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?









Where's my tractor!?
Shaun
06-05-2009, 11:45 PM
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/member.php?action=viewpro&member=MarkWaldorf

LMAO.
Annie
06-05-2009, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by Shaun
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/member.php?action=viewpro&member=MarkWaldorf

LMAO.

Posts: 30726 (1.67% of total posts)
:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:



And Shaun I was like ahh there is already a joke thread. Then I clicked on it :laugh2:
Novo
06-05-2009, 11:51 PM
Ugly, sweaty fat woman,
Screaming and shouting,
Clothes ripped, skin torn,
Violent struggle,
Knife goes in, fatally wounding the victim.

Carlsberg don't do violent rape and murder...

Black people do.
Annie
06-05-2009, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by .Andy.
Ugly, sweaty fat woman,
Screaming and shouting,
Clothes ripped, skin torn,
Violent struggle,
Knife goes in, fatally wounding the victim.

Carlsberg don't do violent rape and murder...

Black people do.

:shocked::joker:
Annie
06-05-2009, 11:54 PM
What goes in dry, comes out wet and brings great satisfaction?





A tea bag!
Novo
06-05-2009, 11:54 PM
Has anyone else noticed that "Maddie" is an anagram of "I'm dead"?
Annie
06-05-2009, 11:55 PM
What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?





By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Annie
06-05-2009, 11:56 PM
What do you get if you dial 010 11 238 640397 239865 1207988?







A sore finger.
Novo
07-05-2009, 12:00 AM
I see Andy Murray gets really annoyed when foreigners call him "English". He can't blame them though - they've probably never seen a Scotsman who isn't pissed before!
Annie
07-05-2009, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by .Andy.
I see Andy Murray gets really annoyed when foreigners call him "English". He can't blame them though - they've probably never seen a Scotsman who isn't p****d before!

Get out of my thread!! :mad:
Annie
07-05-2009, 12:18 AM
What's pink and stands in the corner?














A naughty pig.