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Tom4784
10-05-2009, 01:31 AM
I think I've got a bug bite on me a*se.

Feel free too share too much information!


Edit: Thought i'd best change it for clarity! A*rse not Cock!
JohnnyBB
10-05-2009, 01:32 AM
anti septic cream??
Z
10-05-2009, 01:33 AM
My asshole is soooo itchy right now.
Lauren
10-05-2009, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by Zee
My asshole is soooo itchy right now.

BAAAHAHHA, Greg you've cheered me up and made my night.
Z
10-05-2009, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Zee
My asshole is soooo itchy right now.

BAAAHAHHA, Greg you've cheered me up and made my night.

-bows, and swiftly shuts down laptop-
Tom4784
10-05-2009, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by Zee
My asshole is soooo itchy right now.

It's all that Shower room fun with Shaun and Darenn, preparation is key Mister Zee.

Tee hee I've just remembered Mister Lee from Ministry of Mayhem.


MISTER ZEE MISTER ZEE MISTER ZEE MISTER ZEE MISTER ZEE!
Novo
10-05-2009, 01:41 AM
I've just Had a HUGE shite!!!!!!!!!

Like a log and it slithered out perfect The colour was dark brown It flushed down well
Lauren
10-05-2009, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by .Andy.
I've just Had a HUGE s****!!!!!!!!!

Like a log and it slithered out perfect The colour was dark brown It flushed down well

P
M
S
L


I actually just lol'd, loudly.
andyman
10-05-2009, 02:04 AM
Too late for some booty call, dunno if i should lob one out now or wait til tomorrow..
Lauren
10-05-2009, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by andyman
Too late for some booty call, dunno if i should lob one out now or wait til tomorrow..

Too late for a booty call? There's a concept of too late concerning booty calls?
andyman
10-05-2009, 02:12 AM
Booty call as in female mate, not really GF but still do the naughties, or at times you make them think they are some kinda GF, but they aint... Booty call!

All women are booty calls, some just don't know it...
Lauren
10-05-2009, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by andyman

All women are booty calls, some just don't know it...

Same with all men, then, surely.

Ps. lob one out before bed. Sleeping aid.
Novo
10-05-2009, 02:17 AM
have you had a **** today andyman>?
JohnnyBB
10-05-2009, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by andyman

All women are booty calls, some just don't know it...

Same with all men, then, surely.

Ps. lob one out before bed. Sleeping aid.

hahah ooooo im thinking about a dead hand wank?

ps.lauren any chance of seeing your snatch to get me in the mood ?
andyman
10-05-2009, 02:22 AM
No Andy not today, not had the time, booty call at the pub tomorrow.... Oh and kids, please practice safe sex! Plenty of women sleep around, even the posh bints.
Lauren
10-05-2009, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by JohnnyBB

ps.lauren any chance of seeing your snatch to get me in the mood ?

Lmao, how about no.

:nono:haha ugh.
JohnnyBB
10-05-2009, 02:27 AM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by JohnnyBB

ps.lauren any chance of seeing your snatch to get me in the mood ?

Lmao, how about no.

:nono:haha ugh.

fine then its back to ******* to fern britton :tongue:
Lauren
10-05-2009, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by JohnnyBB

fine then its back to w****** to fern britton :tongue:

Pmsl, don't diss Fern!


God I just realised I've posted in this thread loads of times and not even answered the question. *leaves*
Shaun
10-05-2009, 02:38 AM
I have a semi.

Detached-house.
MrGaryy
10-05-2009, 02:55 AM
i hope my dildio comes out clean tonight.






















i kid.
Novo
10-05-2009, 04:01 AM
Just had a wank Over a porno with krystal summers in

I went straight to the point no hanging around Firm Grip 5 minutes later I blew my load It felt alright nothing to write home about

Just an average wank really I'll report back later
Lauren
10-05-2009, 04:03 AM
Andy you really took the concept of too much information, didn't you.

Lmao.
Shaun
10-05-2009, 04:04 AM
Okay now I have a semi. :wink:

PMSL. No I'm no good at this :(
andyman
10-05-2009, 04:06 AM
I find readers wives better, dirty and more real! UK porn the best.

Fat bird going nuts in a mass sex romp with flabby folds everywhere and sweat dripping from every elbow and ass cheek.. Ahhh readers wives.
Lauren
10-05-2009, 04:26 AM
This thread is horrible, lmao.
andyman
10-05-2009, 04:30 AM
I would love two old fat birds to do the 2Girl 1Cup thing in front of me as i drink pepsi max wearing a blue straw hat.
andyman
10-05-2009, 04:31 AM
Just flicked one, dunno where it went.
SiaSiaSia
10-05-2009, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by Shaun
I have a semi.

Detached-house.


TMI TMI TMI
god you're a sicko, I really didn't want to know that
Lewis.
10-05-2009, 12:15 PM
* Walks In *

Okaaaaaay?

* Walks Out *
30stone
10-05-2009, 12:50 PM
This threads lovely.
Magic
14-05-2009, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by andyman
I would love two old fat birds to do the 2Girl 1Cup thing in front of me as i drink pepsi max wearing a blue straw hat.

ahaha that is sick. (or 'barf' as Laura would say)

I had a glass of water in my room for ages, forgot and drank for it. :yuk: