Suggestions for Davina's Opening Cue [Archive] - ThisisBigBrother.com

MrGaryy

10-05-2009, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by Firewire
Hello the 2 million viewers who are watching. Is it even as much as that? This is BB10.

Please, if you're going to try and sound informed at least get your facts straight, the chances of a launch show ever getting 2 million viewers are slim to none.

Noel

10-05-2009, 07:44 PM

"Your Saturday night starts right here. This is The X-"
****, wrong show. Sorry.

Chri$

10-05-2009, 08:08 PM

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.... 10, This summer will be very different"

Scarlett.

10-05-2009, 08:11 PM

"Suprising twists? Nah, its just gonna be as **** as the past two years! ENJOY!"

andyman

10-05-2009, 08:11 PM

"It's Big Brother 10 but Big Brother 1 was 9 years ago!"

Joelston

10-05-2009, 08:14 PM

"Susan who?"

*mazedsalv**

10-05-2009, 08:16 PM

"No Live Feed! Doesnt mean we cant have a blast.... right?"

"Are you ready?"

"Welcome to the 10th aniversairy of Big Brother!!!! *Crowd cheers* Well 9th techincally" *Silence*

*Davina walks into empty crowd* "Where has everyone gone?" *Clips of Dead Set and everyone getting eaten and turning into zombies* "Oh I see, phew at least that never actually happened" *Crowd appear from nowhere and shout "Suprise" with zombie masks on and go into chaos.

Matt

10-05-2009, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by Joelston
"Susan who?"

Please, GOD no! We already had last year's shitty Britain's Got Talent opening line! :mad: :laugh:

ILoveTRW

10-05-2009, 08:22 PM

TBH i think it would be great if she was just stood there and pulled an unimpressed face

30stone

10-05-2009, 08:27 PM

"Hello everyb... Ah **** it give me a vodka im off, Only Joking Your Summer Starts here"

Joelston

10-05-2009, 08:28 PM

"I am Davina McCall, you are live on C4 please do not say **** **** or bugger"!

BIG-BRO-FAN

10-05-2009, 08:39 PM

Haha I love them guys! Keep them coming! :spin:

Harry!

10-05-2009, 08:40 PM

The sun is shining , The birds are singing , everything is just wonderful....OR IS IT?

BIG-BRO-FAN

10-05-2009, 08:45 PM

10 years on...time flies when we're having fun

Glenn.

10-05-2009, 08:46 PM

Originally posted by Harry.
The sun is shining , The birds are singing , everything is just wonderful....OR IS IT?

Ooo That gives me chills:thumbs:

Magic

10-05-2009, 08:49 PM

Hello Then My Loves I Am Davina Your Host For Tonight On Big Brother A Reality TV Show Well Know You No What It Is If Your Watching Well Anyway I In A Minute We Will See The House Which Is Changed Well Infact It Always Changes Well Not Always But Every Series Or Well Every Normal Series Well I Suppose All Series Are Normal And Then We Will Meet The Housemates Who Are The Main Part They Are Very Good I Must Say Anyway Lets See The Opening Titles Oh And I Forgot Isn't The Eye Lovely?

Joelston

10-05-2009, 08:54 PM

"Craig, Brian, Kate, Cameron, Nadia, Anthony, Pete, Brian, Rachel...who's next?"

mado

10-05-2009, 08:55 PM

welcome to bigbrother 10 i promise you excitement and fun i promise ale every night and most of all

I PROMISE YOU 24 HOUR LIVE FEED:dance:

matty0boy

10-05-2009, 09:01 PM

(Davina turns to look at house)

"Isnt it a lovely little house..... hmmm i should think again "

Rob

10-05-2009, 09:18 PM

"10 years, bored?, hes not!"

matty0boy

10-05-2009, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by Rob
"10 years, bored?, hes not!"

i like that one :thumbs:

Joelston

10-05-2009, 09:21 PM

"Think we're retiring? Not just yet!"

*mazedsalv**

10-05-2009, 09:22 PM

"Are you ready for a rollercoaster Summer 2009!"

"The suns out, and so are the housemates!! Unleash the nutters!!"

Firewire

10-05-2009, 09:24 PM

"*yawn* We really are getting old. But, We're not going anywhere"

MichaelCracker

10-05-2009, 09:46 PM

Big Mother to Big Brother do we have confirmation to begin the end of everyones summer?

Conor

10-05-2009, 09:54 PM

10 years. 200 housemates. 3 million bored viewers. Yeah... lets just **** off... *End titles*

Or

"Wanna know one of Big Brothers secrets?"

*Camera closes in on Davinas face*

"Were only on air because C4 cant find a loop hole in the contract to terminate the show."

Or

"No live feed. Predictable tasks. Repeated twists. Shite housemates. Why the **** are we still on air?"

Or

"Surprised to see us still here, 10 years on? So am I."

Cos I iz just so positive :hugesmile:

BIG-BRO-FAN

10-05-2009, 10:18 PM

All of these are making me laugh. Keep em' coming... :dazzler:

Benji

10-05-2009, 10:23 PM

Peek a Boo! Big Brother can see Youuu!

pete_bennet

11-05-2009, 08:26 AM

i want to see her deniying all the rumours that there will be none after this year

Fat.Rat

11-05-2009, 08:34 AM

big brother fans this is davina, omg am not pregnant this year!! lol

Jackie

11-05-2009, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by Conor
10 years. 200 housemates. 3 million bored viewers. Yeah... lets just **** off... *End titles*

Or

"Wanna know one of Big Brothers secrets?"

*Camera closes in on Davinas face*

"Were only on air because C4 cant find a loop hole in the contract to terminate the show."

Or

"No live feed. Predictable tasks. Repeated twists. s**** housemates. Why the **** are we still on air?"

Or

"Surprised to see us still here, 10 years on? So am I."

Cos I iz just so positive :hugesmile:

Ha Ha like it:laugh3:

TheBigBroShow

11-05-2009, 04:12 PM

Ten Years ........ Still One House ....... __Camera's and __ Housemates .....Were Just As Mad As Them Really - Arent We?

Firewire

11-05-2009, 04:14 PM

10 years ago Big Brother started and was won by Craig. 9 years later it was won by someone called... what was her name.. Ra... nope.. it passed me.. Anyway? Who wins this year? It's up to you! Maybe. If you bother to vote!

Joelston

11-05-2009, 04:16 PM

Given the new logo:

"Big Brother has you well and truly under his thumb..."

BIG-BRO-FAN

11-05-2009, 04:17 PM

It would be sooooo funny if she just screamed in excitement and then the opening titles came on :laugh2:

bigbrofan14

11-05-2009, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by BIG-BRO-FAN
It would be sooooo funny if she just screamed in excitement and then the opening titles came on :laugh2:

i hope so! :laugh:

geordie-bigbrofan

11-05-2009, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by Jamie.....
10 years.. hasnt it just flown by.

Happy anniversary BB.. or is it...

i like it :thumbs:

craiga1993

16-05-2009, 01:15 AM

*Davina standin there dressed as the grim reaper...Crowd is silent*
"Your time has come...TO WELCOME SOME NEW HOUSEMATES!":cheer:
LOL...but then its actually the grim reaper and everyone dies

JohnnyBB

16-05-2009, 01:15 AM

the bitch is back ?

John.

16-05-2009, 01:17 AM

loved it at the beginning of BB7 with the cow and how she dispelled rumours!

craiga1993

16-05-2009, 01:26 AM

Originally posted by JohnnyBB
the bitch is back ?

lol "double figures...double the fun!!" IM NEW!!

CocaColin

16-05-2009, 10:31 PM

Think this summer is gonna be fun & games, think again.

jaybitches

16-05-2009, 11:13 PM

"We are back and best be good, dont want offcom on our backs"

Jen

16-05-2009, 11:29 PM

Is it just me or is this ENTIRE thread a huge cringe fest?

BIG-BRO-FAN

16-05-2009, 11:30 PM

We're all just messing around having a laugh Jen...

Jen

16-05-2009, 11:31 PM

Oh I know, I just cant read it... LOL
Some are quite clever though..

lightyears

17-05-2009, 07:31 AM

Originally posted by JohnnyBB
the bitch is back ?

****ing love it mate :hello:

TomRocksUrSocks

17-05-2009, 07:34 AM

Big Brother's back ag-ain, this time we're in ye-ar TEN!

midlandman

17-05-2009, 07:58 AM

10 years of fun 10 houses 10 eyes 9 winners let add a new one to the list

jaybitches

17-05-2009, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by midlandman
10 years of fun 10 houses 10 eyes 9 winners let add a new one to the list
That would be good for the final :)

Joe.

17-05-2009, 08:16 AM

"Think you've seen it all?"
"Think Again!"

'Conor

17-05-2009, 09:18 AM

we have hit double digits! (titles)

Barbie

17-05-2009, 09:24 AM

what has she said in the past does anyone know?

midlandman

17-05-2009, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by CM13086
we have hit double digits! (titles) it cud start with her saying big brother likes my dd

MR.K!

17-05-2009, 11:24 AM

''Think Big Brother couldnt get any worse ?''
''THINK AGAIN! Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa....aa......aa.. *cough* ''

:tongue:

Patrick

17-05-2009, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
"No Live Feed! Doesnt mean we cant have a blast.... right?"

"Are you ready?"

"Welcome to the 10th aniversairy of Big Brother!!!! *Crowd cheers* Well 9th techincally" *Silence*

*Davina walks into empty crowd* "Where has everyone gone?" *Clips of Dead Set and everyone getting eaten and turning into zombies* "Oh I see, phew at least that never actually happened" *Crowd appear from nowhere and shout "Suprise" with zombie masks on and go into chaos.

:wink:
Deffenatly the best way to start the show :cheer2:

jimmytubbs

17-05-2009, 11:48 AM

" We're 10 years old ! Oh **** it i'm off down the pub!"

Patrick

17-05-2009, 11:49 AM

I think it was BB7 were she denyed all the rumours...
I Would LOVE for her to do it again and just let me know everything will be okay :hug: there is nothing to worry about.. Big Brother wont be axed..!
That would be great just to hear that.

Instead of all the people saying "BB10 Is the last" "After BB11 It will be axed!" Thats all i ever hear now!
I Remember when BB7 was getting ready to launch and everyone was buzzing and talking HAPPILY about it! :laugh:

frankieo

17-05-2009, 11:51 AM

''This Is Amerrrricaaan Idol... Oh Wait :P

BIG-BRO-FAN

17-05-2009, 11:55 AM

'Britain's Got What?'

jimmytubbs

17-05-2009, 11:56 AM

" Shall i just tell you who wins now?"

MR.K!

17-05-2009, 11:56 AM

''You know what its all about'' *rolles titles*

BIG-BRO-FAN

17-05-2009, 11:57 AM

Has anyone got a list of what Davina has used in the past? Would be much appreciated :wink:

jimmytubbs

17-05-2009, 11:59 AM

*Silence no crowd no nothing Davina on her own * " We're on a budget"

MR.K!

17-05-2009, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by BIG-BRO-FAN
Has anyone got a list of what Davina has used in the past? Would be much appreciated :wink:

BB9 - ''Do you know what? Britains not got talent!''
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE1j3nn2Nn8

BB8 - No opening line

CBB6 - ''I smell celebrities''

Matt

17-05-2009, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by BIG-BRO-FAN
Has anyone got a list of what Davina has used in the past? Would be much appreciated :wink:

Full list (as far as I know):

BB3: "Hello. I've been expecting you..."
CBB2: "Six celebrities, ten days, no adoring fans, no premieres and absolutely no contact with their agents. Stop what you're doing - it's Celebrity Big Brother..."
BB4: "It's back..."
BB5: "One house, twelve housemates, and a whole world of pain."
CBB3: "Eighteen days. Eight celebrities. In that house. Let the evil commence!"
BB6: "You didn't think Big Brother would ever be nice, did you?"
CBB4: "One house. Ten celebrities. Eleven housemates?"
BB7: "Viewers, you have fifteen seconds to say goodbye to the summer. Big Brother's coming to get you!"
CBB5: *Sniffs* "I smell celebrities"
BB9: "You know what? Britain's not Got Talent!"
CBB6: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the egos have landed!"

BIG-BRO-FAN

17-05-2009, 12:17 PM

Matt, thank you so much. I thought you'd be able to supply them :spin2:

jimmytubbs

17-05-2009, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by Matt
Originally posted by BIG-BRO-FAN
Has anyone got a list of what Davina has used in the past? Would be much appreciated :wink:

Full list (as far as I know):

BB3: "Hello. I've been expecting you..."
CBB2: "Six celebrities, ten days, no adoring fans, no premieres and absolutely no contact with their agents. Stop what you're doing - it's Celebrity Big Brother..."
BB4: "It's back..."
BB5: "One house, twelve housemates, and a whole world of pain."
CBB3: "Eighteen days. Eight celebrities. In that house. Let the evil commence!"
BB6: "You didn't think Big Brother would ever be nice, did you?"
CBB4: "One house. Ten celebrities. Eleven housemates?"
BB7: "Viewers, you have fifteen seconds to say goodbye to the summer. Big Brother's coming to get you!"
CBB5: *Sniffs* "I smell celebrities"
BB9: "You know what? Britain's not Got Talent!"
CBB6: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the egos have landed!"
Matt your great:thumbs:. Your like a Big Brother Dictionary :thumbs:

Matt

17-05-2009, 12:21 PM

No problem!

Looking back on it, BB9's opening line was worse than I thought. What the hell were they thinking?

jimmytubbs

17-05-2009, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by Matt
No problem!

Looking back on it, BB9's opening line was worse than I thought. What the hell were they thinking?
Ino what you mean... God BB10 is the Make or Break series.

Loukas

17-05-2009, 12:24 PM

BB10 could be..

Big Brother has grown up.. Accually no i don't like it!

BIG-BRO-FAN

17-05-2009, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by Matt
No problem!

Looking back on it, BB9's opening line was worse than I thought. What the hell were they thinking?

I think Davina made it up thirty seconds before going to air :bigsmile: