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blackdahlia
11-05-2009, 01:43 AM
Make it up as you go along.

The annual coach trip outing from the Queen Vic pulled up outside the Rovers Return, Phil and Grant were as pi*sed as farts and Peggs was bosting for a piss,knickers being pulled off as she staggered into the bar looking for the bog,Dot had crapped her bloomers and Pat had a belly full of Guinness bubbling up inside her vast gut,so the race for the toilet was on. Shoving Jack aside Peggy screamed out in frustration "MOVE YOU FAT...."
Carry on :wink:

MrGaryy
11-05-2009, 01:47 AM
This should be in TV Chat or Chat and Games.:hug:

cool though so:

"..PILLOCK!". Alarmed at the shouting out side, Liz and son Steve go out to see whats going on. Liz spots Peggy, her arch nemisis and glares. Steve throws a scowel at Phil's direction and shout 'Ger Ourra ma Pab's footpath!'

blackdahlia
11-05-2009, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by MrGaryy
This should be in TV Chat or Chat and Games.:hug:

cool though so:

"..PILLOCK!". Alarmed at the shouting out side, Liz and son Steve go out to see whats going on. Liz spots Peggy, her arch nemisis and glares. Steve throws a scowel at Phil's direction and shout 'Ger Ourra ma Pab's footpath!'

"Shut your North and South" growls Phil before...

max
11-05-2009, 07:45 AM
:shrug:

blackdahlia
11-05-2009, 07:47 AM
Originally posted by max
:shrug:

I know it was a c*ap idea in the first place :laugh3:

BIG-BRO-FAN
11-05-2009, 02:51 PM
What has this got to do with BB10? :puzzled:

Annie
11-05-2009, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by BIG-BRO-FAN
What has this got to do with BB10? :puzzled:

BIG-BRO-FAN
11-05-2009, 03:46 PM
EastEnders is a gzillion times better than Corrie anyway