Katie and Peter are breaking up!!

[Princess]

News has just reached heatworld that Jordan and Peter are officially breaking up. Updates to follow...

We've spoken to the couple's publicist who told us the news, and we are now awaiting an official press release which we will bring you as soon as we have it.

Stay tuned for further updates...

The official press release just in reads:

Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after 4 and a half years of marriage, Can Associates Limited can confirm today.

They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time.

Please note: This is the only statement/comment that Can Associates Ltd, Peter Andre and Katie Price will be making.

http://www.heatworld.com/Article/10426/Peter-Andre/OMFG!-Jordan-and-Peter-are-OFFICIALLY-splitting-up!

[JohnnyBB]

shockerrr!!!

[MarkWaldorf]

:shocked:

[Locke.]

When is Pete's album coming out?

[andyman]

Stunt! They will be back together, well really i can not say back together due to no break up.

[JOSHUAH!]

More magazine deals

"KATIE: MY HEARTACHE
AFTER DUMPING PETE"

:rolleyes:

[arista]

Originally posted by David
When is Pete's album coming out?


Now he is no longer in her Empire
will he get the funding for that deal now?

[arista]

Originally posted by andyman
Stunt! They will be back together, well really i can not say back together due to no break up.


Yes if this is a Pre-Fixed Stunt
I hope a Paper finds this out fast.


As getting away from her for a month
makes mega mag Deals.

[M X]

NO!!! :bawling:

[M X]

Originally posted by David
When is Pete's album coming out? Hopefully never LMFAO.

[Deirdre]

Oh no she'll be EVERYWHERE now :bawling:

[*mazedsalv**]

Noo!!! I like them!!! :shocked:

Do you think it started with that argument that was on their show last week.... that was the worst argument ive heard them have. "You ****ing arrogant cocky bitch! Dont you dare talk to me like this again, you'll see what happenes, ****ing idiot" I was actually quite scared.

[arista]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Noo!!! I like them!!! :shocked:

Do you think it started with that argument that was on their show last week.... that was the worst argument ive heard them have. "You ****ing arrogant cocky bitch! Dont you dare talk to me like this again, you'll see what happenes, ****ing idiot" I was actually quite scared.



I forgot about the ITV2 show.
This makes it sound like a Set Up.

They Split - Do mag Deals


Then get back as a team.


Clever as it gets people like you fooled.

[Shaun]

*runs around screaming*

[GhettoSuperstar]

If this is true, I have to admit I am quite shocked and gutted.

I really like them as a couple.

[\PJ/]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
If this is true, I have to admit I am quite shocked and gutted.

I really like them as a couple.

[Annie]

I base my life on her!! NOOOOOO!! :shocked:

[arista]

Originally posted by Annie
I base my life on her!! NOOOOOO!! :shocked:


You base your life on a Women
Without any F'iinng TALENT?


Give me a Break Annie

[\PJ/]

Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Annie
I base my life on her!! NOOOOOO!! :shocked:


You base your life on a Women without Fiinng TALENT?


Give me a Break Annie Here you go:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c9/KitKat_logo.svg/200px-KitKat_logo.svg.png

[MrGaryy]

Wow I did NOT see that one coming.

[Annie]

Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Annie
I base my life on her!! NOOOOOO!! :shocked:


You base your life on a Women
Without any F'iinng TALENT?


Give me a Break Annie

She is amazing.
Nice teeth.
Good body.
Nice chebs.
Great hair.
Lots of money.
Total bitch.
Got a business head on her.
Likes sex.

All good things.

[arista]

Annie
She has No Freaking Talent



When you get older you will understand Image is Not Everything.

[James]

That Kit Kat picture was rather wide. I've edited. ;)

[xDramatick]

Ah well, can't stand either of them.

[James]

Sorry to go off-topic and that but when I was looking a replacemement Kit Kat pic I found this...


Kit Kat bring Human Vending Machines to the Capital

Japan has already got the world hooked on sushi, tamigotchis and karaoke and now Brits are set to be wowed with the latest craze – Human Vending Machines – being brought to the UK by Kit Kat®.

KitKat Human Vending Machine

Rather than being victim to your favoured chocolate bar getting stuck in the mechanisms of a traditional vending machine; the Kit Kat Human Vending Machine is operated by an actual human ‘vendor.’ The consumer will experience the speed and efficiency of a normal vending machine, with the added bonus of having a person to chat to and physically hand them their chocolate treat.

http://www.realwire.com/preview_writeitfiles/KitKat_HumanVendingMachine02_1.jpg
KitKat Human Vending Machine



http://www.realwire.com/release_detail.asp?ReleaseID=11406

LOL

[Zac]

:shocked:

[Spike]

I'm surprised
I thought they would be together for along time if not because of love then money

[Lauren]

:sad: Aww... I really liked them as a couple, cos I genuinely thought they loved each other eternally.

[arista]

Originally posted by Spike
I'm surprised
I thought they would be together for along time if not because of love then money




But this could be a False Break up
all for Cash in Mag Deals.


I want the Truth.

[Annie]

They dont need talent to be amazing. I am amazing and I am talentless. :hello:

[arista]

Originally posted by Lauren
:sad: Aww... I really liked them as a couple, cos I genuinely thought they loved each other eternally.


They still do
and after all the Many Mag Deals
they will get back in bed.


This is So Typical of Jordan
it is all she and her Private Agent know.
And she has no Talent.

[arista]

Originally posted by Annie
They dont need talent to be amazing. I am amazing and I am talentless. :hello:


I thought you were Clever.


Seems only Lauren is Clever.

[Annie]

Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Annie
They dont need talent to be amazing. I am amazing and I am talentless. :hello:


I thought you were Clever.


Seems only Lauren is Clever.

You cannot say I am not clever. :shocked:
Just because I like someone. Thats nonsense.

Sign of Utter Rudeness.

[arista]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Annie
They dont need talent to be amazing. I am amazing and I am talentless. :hello:


I thought you were Clever.


Seems only Lauren is Clever.

You cannot say I am not clever. :shocked:
Just because I like someone. Thats nonsense.

Sign of Utter Rudeness.


Annie Nothing at all Wrong in Liking them
But you said
You base your whole life on Her




I now need a bucket to Puke in.

[Annie]

Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Annie
They dont need talent to be amazing. I am amazing and I am talentless. :hello:


I thought you were Clever.


Seems only Lauren is Clever.

You cannot say I am not clever. :shocked:
Just because I like someone. Thats nonsense.

Sign of Utter Rudeness.


Annie Nothing at all Wrong in Liking them
But you said
You base your whole life on Her



I now need a bucket to Puke in.

She is an idol to millions.
She made herself a multi millionaire from nothing. Thats ambition. She made something of her life and is now well supported financially for the rest of her life. Like I said before she is a business woman and know what she wants.

Now I am off for a shower. I bid you farewell.


Sign of Politeness

[Harry!]

Pooor Katie & Peter. Hope the divorce goes a smoothly as possible.

[arista]

Annie
Any Woman can get big Tits
and make it big after a ITV1 show.
No Freaking Talent.


You can Like her for making Money
(which sums you up)


But never base you Life on a "No Talent" Women.


I hope in your Shower it washes off the Jordan Dream
as it is Over.

[arista]

Originally posted by Harry.
Pooor Katie & Peter. Hope the divorce goes a smoothly as possible.



Yes Real Smooth
Millions in Mag Deals
Then they get back to have another kid
with Millions in Mag Deals.



Life In The City.

[Annie]

Originally posted by arista
Any Woman can get big Tits
and make it big after a ITV1 show.
No Freaking Talent.


You can Like her for making Money
(which sums you up)


But never base you Life on a No Talent Women.


I hope in your Shower it washes off the Jordan Dream
as it is Over.

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc345/AnnieMillar/GIFS/breelook.gif

[Harry!]

Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Harry.
Pooor Katie & Peter. Hope the divorce goes a smoothly as possible.



Yes Real Smooth
Millions in Mag Deals
Then they get back to have another kid
with Millions in Mag Deals.



Life In The City.

Oh I will be buying the mags then.

[Scarlett.]

'bout time

[arista]

Yes Harry you are there kind of Customer
They will stretch this out
but keep the Mag Deals going
Then another child for them
with Live Cams at the berth on Living TV Live.

[noahman]

No NO
katie and peter are such the cute couple
:( aw no more and katie and peter tv shows :(

[arista]

Annie there is more to Life than Money.


Lauren has great Sense.

[Ruth*Star]

I'm gutted. I loved them as a couple and i thought they'd go on and on forever together. =( I actually hope this is a stunt of some sort.

[Wildcat!]

I always thought they were quite a nice couple. But everyone got their problems. I am not gonna be cynical about it, and assume its just a stunt. Hopefully they will be separated for a while then get back together stronger. Someone often is under appreciated in a relationship. Separation sometimes fixes that!

[Matt]

Amy21 must be devastated. :bawling:

[Fom]

Anyone know why they split? It seems very sudden...

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Fom
Anyone know why they split? It seems very sudden...

One word

Attention.

[Nicky.]

Jason Perry twittered this just now -

peter andre is staying over in the spare room tonight... hes a right laugh, were listening to 99 problems by jay z..

[Nicky.]

Oh right, he just twittered this -

not that peter andre!!! just me mate pete the postie.... yawnsville usa... im off to bed ... half nine rockers .. half nine

HAHA!
Looks like everyone jumped to the same conclusion as me!

[arista]

Originally posted by Fom
Anyone know why they split? It seems very sudden...



Fom
it is a Stunt to get more Cash Deals
Tomorrows Mirror front page




http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/May/Week2/15280716.jpg

[Iceman]

Have they not got back together yet??:tongue:

[Jackie]

What a surprise..............................not:tongue:

[Annie]

I will hate it if they did do all of this for a joke.

[arista]

Originally posted by Annie
I will hate it if they did do all of this for a joke.


They use Folks like you to do threads on them.
You are under the Money Spell.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/14/article-1180971-04EE9B97000005DC-893_468x709.jpg
Andrew Gould has been revealed as the other dressage trainer with Katie Price on her wild night out in Bristol




The Happy New Couple.








Life In The City.