Breeze
31-05-2002, 10:29 AM
Tonight the nation speaks and will evict the most unpopular contestant, not the easiest choice, as the whole programme is littered with undesirables, could it be
Alex, The x catalogue model, frustrated cleaner, with a whingeing monotone voice, a male version of Penny from last year.
Lee, Tyson clone, man with a personality by pass, the wannabe shop window dummy.
Johnny, likeable geordie firemen, who chews on his own Toe nail clippings.
Sandy, Mr I hate them all, I am only here to turn the swimming pool into a whirlpool.
PJ, sex-o-holic nice but dim, x contestant from the Villa.
Spencer, arrogant loner, requires massive amount of sleep, with a fear of water, part time Windbag.
Adele, miss congeniality, sweet but boring, with a bad taste in men.
Kate, definitely miss popularity, gods gift and I know it, bimbo eye candy.
Alison, the bearded lady, the funny holiday rep.
Lynn, split personality, ageing wannabe, with spasmodic violent outbursts.
Jade, motormouth, young and very noisy.
You decide!
:elephant::elephant::elephant:
Alex, The x catalogue model, frustrated cleaner, with a whingeing monotone voice, a male version of Penny from last year.
Lee, Tyson clone, man with a personality by pass, the wannabe shop window dummy.
Johnny, likeable geordie firemen, who chews on his own Toe nail clippings.
Sandy, Mr I hate them all, I am only here to turn the swimming pool into a whirlpool.
PJ, sex-o-holic nice but dim, x contestant from the Villa.
Spencer, arrogant loner, requires massive amount of sleep, with a fear of water, part time Windbag.
Adele, miss congeniality, sweet but boring, with a bad taste in men.
Kate, definitely miss popularity, gods gift and I know it, bimbo eye candy.
Alison, the bearded lady, the funny holiday rep.
Lynn, split personality, ageing wannabe, with spasmodic violent outbursts.
Jade, motormouth, young and very noisy.
You decide!
:elephant::elephant::elephant: