Most embarrassing things to buy

[Tom]

Some things can be embarrassing to get (some people are embarrassed about getting things like toiletries) but some combinations are even worse such as a completely innocent cucumber and a bottle of baby oil

Can you think of any embarrassing things to buy?

[John.]

CONDOMS! < i had to say it!:wink:

[Stu]

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[Locke.]

When I was younger I used to buy the Smash Hits magazine which ALWAYS had a pink cover, I used to get it and hide it under my top until I got home. I don't think I'd ever buy a porn mag from the shop either.

[Z]

Condoms and waxing strips are all I can think of! I know what you mean though. OH, buying a woman's magazine for your mum, and then sheepishly saying "it's for my mum" to the cashier who is judging you silently. Hahaha.

[Tom]

Originally posted by David
When I was younger I used to buy the Smash Hits magazine which ALWAYS had a pink cover, I used to get it and hide it under my top until I got home. I don't think I'd ever buy a porn mag from the shop either.

Some old man in a wheel chair asked me to get him a DVD from the shelf today ... then he told me what one. It was called Latina Jacuzzi.

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by JD.
CONDOMS! < i had to say it!:wink:

So cringey, I can never look them in the eye :laugh:

I find hair dye embarrasing to buy, I always try to find one with pictures of men on it to make myself feel a bit more manly. :joker:

[Princess]

Multiple copies of the same cd/magazine. Especially 4 copies of a gay magazine.. Or one with 'NAKED ISSUE' plastered across it,which I was buying for a review(one not 4)! Damn obsession :laugh:

[\PJ/]

For me it's heat,hello and ok magazine,but i just love celebrity gossip.

[Tom]

Originally posted by Zee
Condoms and waxing strips are all I can think of! I know what you mean though. OH, buying a woman's magazine for your mum, and then sheepishly saying "it's for my mum" to the cashier who is judging you silently. Hahaha.

Condoms are what machines are for :joker:

Only reason I'll ever step foot in a public toilet

[Sod_James]

Lol im not botherd i just go in get it and buy it. I doubt the cashier really cares anyway. iv bought loads of stuff ppl might consider embarassing.

[30stone]

I find it a laugh buying condoms!

Me n my brother mate went into asda bought condoms of all kinds some lube that was in a dildo shaped tube etc... it was funny as hell.

Buying veet hair removal cream is a little embarassing...

But nothing really i find it a laugh.

[supernoodles!]

Condoms,wont ever buy them,also not so long back my periods randomly stopped and I needed a pregnancy test which I was too embarrased to buy and got my friend to buy instead,(and before anyone gets any ideas,I was told it was down to stress that I had missed it in the first place).Other than that I never get embarrased about buying anything,if I had to buy something like vagasil or femmefresh then Id probably be embarrased

[Tom]

Originally posted by Dezzy
Originally posted by JD.
CONDOMS! < i had to say it!:wink:

So cringey, I can never look them in the eye :laugh:

I find hair dye embarrasing to buy, I always try to find one with pictures of men on it to make myself feel a bit more manly. :joker:

LOL!!!!

They ran out of the mens one once so I had to pick up another one. It was one with Davina on the front which was a bit weird to buy especially with the funny look at the till :joker:

I sometimes get embarrassed buying razor blades as well which is a bit ... odd.

[supernoodles!]

when I was younger I would never have bought tampons lol,Im ok now though,no time to be embarrased when needs must Im afraid!

[John.]

ohhh wait for it!

Things to do in Tesco!!!

Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here

[Brad*]

Post of the week JD!:laugh3::laugh3:

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Dezzy
Originally posted by JD.
CONDOMS! < i had to say it!:wink:

So cringey, I can never look them in the eye :laugh:

I find hair dye embarrasing to buy, I always try to find one with pictures of men on it to make myself feel a bit more manly. :joker:

LOL!!!!

They ran out of the mens one once so I had to pick up another one. It was one with Davina on the front which was a bit weird to buy especially with the funny look at the till :joker:

I sometimes get embarrassed buying razor blades as well which is a bit ... odd.

LOL! If there's only women's ones I'll either get my sister to buy it or just speedily buy it and hide it in another bag. :laugh:

DvD's can be embarrasing, I bought Sex and the city for my mother's birthday a while back and the man on the counter smirked like a cheshire cat it was so awkward.

[Tom]

Originally posted by supernoodles!
Condoms,wont ever buy them

tbf you shouldn't have to anyway

[Tom]

You see, this is the kind of stuff Tesco self serve should help with ... but every time I use it theres always someone stood over my shoulder telling me how to work the machine and I'm like hello, I'm not thick!!

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by supernoodles!
Condoms,wont ever buy them

tbf you shouldn't have to anyway

I don`t lol,but when I was say 16 and with my ex bf we saw it as sort of joint responsibility lol but niether of us would have ever bought them of the shelves.A quick run into the toilets and out the machine was the only option lol

[Sod_James]

Originally posted by JD.
ohhh wait for it!

Things to do in Tesco!!!

Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.



Code 3 at my work means, all trained staff to the car park lol.

[pinkmichk]

the only thing i have been embarrassed buying is pregnancy tests never had a issue with condoms lube or sanitary products (although i dont buy them any more mooncup ftw)

the only thing i hope i never need is tena lady things i think that would be embarrassing

[SiaSiaSia]

condoms
pregnancy tests (buy them off ebay now in bulk, SO MUCH BETTER.)
tampons (luckily i never really have to)

urgh i just feel so embarrassed

[SiaSiaSia]

Message original : Dezzy
Originally posted by JD.
CONDOMS! < i had to say it!:wink:

So cringey, I can never look them in the eye :laugh:

I find hair dye embarrasing to buy, I always try to find one with pictures of men on it to make myself feel a bit more manly. :joker:

HAHA i love you

[MrGaryy]

Buying books with titles like The It Girl. And it always seems to be some really old fashioned lasy behind the counter. One time I was paying and she gave me this really strange look and then whispered soemthing to the girl beside. When I has paid I was just like 'and yes - i am' and then ran away LOL.

[Sophii3x]

Pregnancy tests and tampons.. but only really when a guy is serving me :P

[30stone]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Pregnancy tests and tampons.. but only really when a guy is serving me :P

Try being a male buying heat magazine, make up and tampons.

Its very embarasing not sure whats worse being served by a male or female...