Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash

[Nicky.]

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

[Shaun]

Oh my god... I'm wincing.

[CiaraD]

:shocked: Rage for them:shocked:

[Annie]

LMAO!! AMAZING!
That would be so embarrassing. Ahh oral sex. Fun times.

[John.]

OMG TOTALLY WETTING MYSELF!

[Zac]

Eww...

[SiaSiaSia]

Oh. My. God.


I have nothing to say.

[Nicky.]

LOL! Knew you would all want to know!

[lily.]

I dunno whether to laugh/mock/sympathise or what to do..

[Annie]

Originally posted by lili
I dunno whether to laugh/mock/sympathise or what to do..

Just laugh and then imagine half a cock in your mouth covered in blood.. then gag.

[Harry!]

Just gross

[MrGaryy]

OMG.
she would like have the penis in her mouth.

[Barbie]

Hows that for Karma

[bronaaaa]

=| Omg ew.

[lily.]

Good thing she didn't swallow.

[Barbie]

Originally posted by lili
Good thing she didn't swallow.

haha could have gotten more than she bargained for, a nice delicacy

[*mazedsalv**]

Omgg thats horrific!!! :shocked:

[Wildcat!]

How can that happen! :shocked: Thats awful! Horrible! Tragic!

[lily.]

Do we need to explain it to you AMA?

I can draw you a diagram if that would help.. :P

[Locke.]

Poor guy

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by lili
Good thing she didn't swallow.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant

[Annie]

Lili draw us all a diagram.

[hannah.]

hahaha

[Captain.Remy]

I would kill myself if it happened to me. I mean, a penis is so important in a man's life, I don't think I could handle not having mine (sounds like I am talking about a cell phone or something lol)

I hope the secretary did like the taste of it because it was her only chance to appreciate it for the last time. Unless she kept it lol

[Sam!]

He could always put it on the mantal as an ornament?? Or his secretary could keep it? *box of memories* [bad spelling there]

[Scarlett.]

lol am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor guy?

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Sam!
Or his secretary could keep it? *box of memories* [bad spelling there]

Then the b!tch would collect all the others she did bite lol :laugh3: What a collection to show to your children.

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Chewy
lol am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor guy?

No you're not. I feel sorry for him, it mist be hard for his ego and his integrity as a man. I hope they can get him a new one maybe ? Like the one they give to the transsexuals.

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
I would kill myself if it happened to me. I mean, a penis is so important in a man's life, I don't think I could handle not having mine (sounds like I am talking about a cell phone or something lol) I agree D:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
I would kill myself if it happened to me. I mean, a penis is so important in a man's life, I don't think I could handle not having mine (sounds like I am talking about a cell phone or something lol)



I'm still laughing at that^

You're very "attached" to your penis aren't you Remy.. ? LoL

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
Message original : Chewy
lol am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor guy?

No you're not. I feel sorry for him, it mist be hard for his ego and his integrity as a man. I hope they can get him a new one maybe ? Like the one they give to the transsexuals. Wouldnt be the same though would it? Would he be able to have you know...well...orgasms? D:

[Barbie]

Maybe they can make a bionic one.. could have its advantages

[Wildcat!]

Originally posted by Chewy
lol am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor guy?

WHAT!! I think everyone with a Penis feels awful for him! OMG! I mean that must be just the worst thing ever to happen.
I hope he got it reattached. I think its possible if its done quickly enough.
Still, dude probably aint neva gonna get a BJ ever again.

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : lili
Originally posted by Captain.Remy
I would kill myself if it happened to me. I mean, a penis is so important in a man's life, I don't think I could handle not having mine (sounds like I am talking about a cell phone or something lol)



I'm still laughing at that^

You're very "attached" to your penis aren't you Remy.. ? LoL

Sexual jokes apart, I think it means a lot to a man. Damn it, it's like our best friend (not really because I don't do the same things with my best friend but it's a strong friendship lol)

And yes I am, one of the things I am proud of. OKKK REMY **** NOW :laugh3:

[lily.]

for Sia...

http://i40.tinypic.com/2dqq7ue.jpg

[Scarlett.]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!


but anyway, for men, a penis is life, without it, life is meaningless :sad:

[Nicky.]

I can't stop thinking about what it would taste like haha!

[JohnnyBB]

wooohooo bite it baby!

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Nicky.
I can't stop thinking about what it would taste like haha! blood? :tongue:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Nicky.
I can't stop thinking about what it would taste like haha!

A little bit saltier than usual I would imagine lol

[Annie]

Lili does that drawing say OM NOM?

If so.. I love you.

[Nicky.]

Lol same Lili.. it would taste more than just blood! xD

[Barbie]

OM NOM? haha! never said that before

[andyman]

She had blood in her mouth...
I'm sure some men have had the same when going down on a woman.