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Annie
27-05-2009, 01:24 PM
Is anyone watching Jezza on ITV2 just now?
There is a 38 year old man (who is rank btw) and he is going out with a 16 year old girl and has been for a YEAR so since she was 15!! And she is now 11 weeks pregnant.
What is SHE thinking? She is actually rather beautiful.
DamonJ
27-05-2009, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by Annie
Is anyone watching Jezza on ITV2 just now?
There is a 38 year old man (who is rank btw) and he is going out with a 16 year old girl and has been for a YEAR so since she was 15!! And she is now 11 weeks pregnant.
What is SHE thinking? She is actually rather beautiful.
He was telling the truth though which is good. I watched it this morning. Has the abusive relationship been on yet? It's really sad.
Annie
27-05-2009, 01:37 PM
Yeah I hate that bit. Its so sad. But at least he sees that he is doing wrong, and he is upset by that, thats a start.
I couldnt believe it when he was telling the truth! (the old guy) he really shouldnt be with her! Honestly. Its wrong. 22years and she is only 16!!
DamonJ
27-05-2009, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Annie
Yeah I hate that bit. Its so sad. But at least he sees that he is doing wrong, and he is upset by that, thats a start.
I couldnt believe it when he was telling the truth! (the old guy) he really shouldnt be with her! Honestly. Its wrong. 22years and she is only 16!!
I know, right! But to be fair they looked happy with each other.
& I loved the DNA test couple, even when it came back negative they we're happy. A genuine couple there. Don't see them much nowadays.
Annie
27-05-2009, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
Yeah I hate that bit. Its so sad. But at least he sees that he is doing wrong, and he is upset by that, thats a start.
I couldnt believe it when he was telling the truth! (the old guy) he really shouldnt be with her! Honestly. Its wrong. 22years and she is only 16!!
I know, right! But to be fair they looked happy with each other.
& I loved the DNA test couple, even when it came back negative they we're happy. A genuine couple there. Don't see them much nowadays.
Yeh they seemed really lovely and he was like 17 and really wanting to be a dad. Thats really nice. Sticking by her and another man's baby.
DamonJ
27-05-2009, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
Yeah I hate that bit. Its so sad. But at least he sees that he is doing wrong, and he is upset by that, thats a start.
I couldnt believe it when he was telling the truth! (the old guy) he really shouldnt be with her! Honestly. Its wrong. 22years and she is only 16!!
I know, right! But to be fair they looked happy with each other.
& I loved the DNA test couple, even when it came back negative they we're happy. A genuine couple there. Don't see them much nowadays.
Yeh they seemed really lovely and he was like 17 and really wanting to be a dad. Thats really nice. Sticking by her and another man's baby.
I LOVE watching Jeremy Kyle, it gives you a burst of confidence and achievement :tongue:
Annie
27-05-2009, 01:49 PM
Haha I know. I watch it and think wow my life is amazing and i have great hair.
DamonJ
27-05-2009, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by Annie
Haha I know. I watch it and think wow my life is amazing and i have great hair.
I love you Annie lmao.
You have exactly the same thoughts as me. :tongue:
We should have weekly JK meetings <3
Annie
27-05-2009, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
Haha I know. I watch it and think wow my life is amazing and i have great hair.
I love you Annie lmao.
You have exactly the same thoughts as me. :tongue:
We should have weekly JK meetings <3
Haha yeah we totally should! I watch it every day on ITV2. There is a repeat on after the morning's show but I have seen this one already but I am still watching it.
and you cant help but look at everyone its like EW SKANK!
And its guaranteed that in a show you will see a girl wear trackies, gold hoop earrings, a man with no teeth and bleach blonde hair with black routes :joker:
JeremyKyle
27-05-2009, 01:58 PM
It's time for those all important lie detector results
Annie
27-05-2009, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by JeremyKyle
It's time for those all important lie detector results
*cries from so much excitement*
OMFG! I am SUCH a fan! :lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:
JeremyKyle
27-05-2009, 02:03 PM
Damon The question was " Did you have any sexual contact with anybody else "
* Pause *
You were lying weren't you
Audience
* Boooo *
DamonJ
27-05-2009, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by JeremyKyle
It's time for those all important lie detector results
I didn't have sexual contact.. I swear. You know, the one anywhere in between a kiss and intercourse..
Annie
27-05-2009, 02:04 PM
Damon!! :nono:
JeremyKyle
27-05-2009, 02:05 PM
Annie
Graham and the team will give you as much help as they can
DamonJ
27-05-2009, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Annie
Damon!! :nono:
I SWEAR.. no. Cause Julie was out clubbing on Friday night right, and Claire only came round on t'Satuday mornin so how the *beep* could I have *beeped* her in that night? Lie detector is lyin' I tell you! *readjusts penis through trackies*
JeremyKyle
27-05-2009, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
Damon!! :nono:
I SWEAR.. no. Cause Julie was out clubbing on Friday night right, and Claire only came round on t'Satuday mornin so how the *beep* could I have *beeped* her in that night? Lie detector is lyin' I tell you! *readjusts penis through trackies*
Do you know what you want to do
Get off your backside and go and find a job!!!!!!
Annie
27-05-2009, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by JeremyKyle
Annie
Graham and the team will give you as much help as they can
:bawling:
Thank you so much! All this is tearing me apart inside :bawling:
DamonJ
27-05-2009, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by JeremyKyle
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
Damon!! :nono:
I SWEAR.. no. Cause Julie was out clubbing on Friday night right, and Claire only came round on t'Satuday mornin so how the *beep* could I have *beeped* her in that night? Lie detector is lyin' I tell you! *readjusts penis through trackies*
Do you know what you want to do
Get off your backside and go and find a job!!!!!!
No right yeah cause i pay her for the baby anyway.. a tenner every six months so how she can sit there and say... you know.... i dont support the kid is beyond me.
Annie
27-05-2009, 02:11 PM
*blows bubble gum over and over while picking belly button fluff*
Damon! you liar! You are NEVER there! And the sex was crud anyway! surprised if you are the dad yeh?
JeremyKyle
27-05-2009, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by JeremyKyle
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
Damon!! :nono:
I SWEAR.. no. Cause Julie was out clubbing on Friday night right, and Claire only came round on t'Satuday mornin so how the *beep* could I have *beeped* her in that night? Lie detector is lyin' I tell you! *readjusts penis through trackies*
Do you know what you want to do
Get off your backside and go and find a job!!!!!!
No right yeah cause i pay her for the baby anyway.. a tenner every six months so how she can sit there and say... you know.... i dont support the kid is beyond me.
I think it's time to bring Damons Girlfriend Out
Don't PreJudge her Guys this is betty
TrishaGoddard
27-05-2009, 02:15 PM
I have been in both of your positions and from either side it is not a good place to be. The best advice I can offer is listen to me and not that show thief Kyle. I AM BEST!!!
DamonJ
27-05-2009, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Annie
*blows bubble gum over and over while picking belly button fluff*
Damon! you liar! You are NEVER there! And the sex was crud anyway! surprised if you are the dad yeh?
*puts scowl on face while re-tucking my trackies into my socks* NO RIGHT! cause i remember when we had sex that time and i got it right in the hole.. so i dont see how any other *beep* could be the father.. unless you want a DNA test also. right & i dont think you're living with me any longer.. go back to your mums, really.
JeremyKyle
27-05-2009, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by TrishaGoddard
I have been in both of your positions and from either side it is not a good place to be. The best advice I can offer is listen to me and not that show thief Kyle. I AM BEST!!!
Get off my stage
people come here looking for the truth
Me and graham do our best
DamonJ
27-05-2009, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by TrishaGoddard
I have been in both of your positions and from either side it is not a good place to be. The best advice I can offer is listen to me and not that show thief Kyle. I AM BEST!!!
I don't like you since you moved to Five, Trish.
& OMG Jeremy why have you brought her out though, she still has that broken nose from when i hit her in the fa.... when she walked into a sofa.
JeremyKyle
27-05-2009, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
*blows bubble gum over and over while picking belly button fluff*
Damon! you liar! You are NEVER there! And the sex was crud anyway! surprised if you are the dad yeh?
*puts scowl on face while re-tucking my trackies into my socks* NO RIGHT! cause i remember when we had sex that time and i got it right in the hole.. so i dont see how any other *beep* could be the father.. unless you want a DNA test also. right & i dont think you're living with me any longer.. go back to your mums, really.
You two are pathetic
you don't care about you child
you two should be as far away from each other as possible
Annie
27-05-2009, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
*blows bubble gum over and over while picking belly button fluff*
Damon! you liar! You are NEVER there! And the sex was crud anyway! surprised if you are the dad yeh?
*puts scowl on face while re-tucking my trackies into my socks* NO RIGHT! cause i remember when we had sex that time and i got it right in the hole.. so i dont see how any other *beep* could be the father.. unless you want a DNA test also. right & i dont think you're living with me any longer.. go back to your mums, really.
*stands up over Damon pointing aggressively*
Eh WHAT? Back to my mums? You know she ran off with my uncle's brother's sister! I told you that! You are just wanting to *beep* 'barrass me on Jezza Kyle init? And I got crabs again from you! You make me sick.
DamonJ
27-05-2009, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by JeremyKyle
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
*blows bubble gum over and over while picking belly button fluff*
Damon! you liar! You are NEVER there! And the sex was crud anyway! surprised if you are the dad yeh?
*puts scowl on face while re-tucking my trackies into my socks* NO RIGHT! cause i remember when we had sex that time and i got it right in the hole.. so i dont see how any other *beep* could be the father.. unless you want a DNA test also. right & i dont think you're living with me any longer.. go back to your mums, really.
You two are pathetic
you don't care about you child
you two should be as far away from each other as possible
yeah well it's her fault! checking my phone to see if i've been with her Mum again, which HELLO, was only one time anyway. ever since her Mum has had my baby she hasn't trusted me.
DamonJ
27-05-2009, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
*blows bubble gum over and over while picking belly button fluff*
Damon! you liar! You are NEVER there! And the sex was crud anyway! surprised if you are the dad yeh?
*puts scowl on face while re-tucking my trackies into my socks* NO RIGHT! cause i remember when we had sex that time and i got it right in the hole.. so i dont see how any other *beep* could be the father.. unless you want a DNA test also. right & i dont think you're living with me any longer.. go back to your mums, really.
*stands up over Damon pointing aggressively*
Eh WHAT? Back to my mums? You know she ran off with my uncle's brother's sister! I told you that! You are just wanting to *beep* 'barrass me on Jezza Kyle init? And I got crabs again from you! You make me sick.
yeah but your Mum's house is free though from when we scammed the insurance and burnt out her car so I don't really see why you can't go back anyway. and you can look after hers and my baby too cause i don't want it.
JeremyKyle
27-05-2009, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by JeremyKyle
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
*blows bubble gum over and over while picking belly button fluff*
Damon! you liar! You are NEVER there! And the sex was crud anyway! surprised if you are the dad yeh?
*puts scowl on face while re-tucking my trackies into my socks* NO RIGHT! cause i remember when we had sex that time and i got it right in the hole.. so i dont see how any other *beep* could be the father.. unless you want a DNA test also. right & i dont think you're living with me any longer.. go back to your mums, really.
You two are pathetic
you don't care about you child
you two should be as far away from each other as possible
yeah well it's her fault! checking my phone to see if i've been with her Mum again, which HELLO, was only one time anyway. ever since her Mum has had my baby she hasn't trusted me.
Lets welcome Annie's Mum Becky to the show
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/39519414_64230809bf.jpg
TrishaGoddard
27-05-2009, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by JeremyKyle
Originally posted by TrishaGoddard
I have been in both of your positions and from either side it is not a good place to be. The best advice I can offer is listen to me and not that show thief Kyle. I AM BEST!!!
Get off my stage
people come here looking for the truth
Me and graham do our best
It used to be my stage and when it was my stage it was much prettier than yours. Even Vanessa Feltz did a better job than you!! You don't even let audience members get their say to have a go at the chavs, I do because I am best!
*talks about self a bit more*
Annie
27-05-2009, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
*blows bubble gum over and over while picking belly button fluff*
Damon! you liar! You are NEVER there! And the sex was crud anyway! surprised if you are the dad yeh?
*puts scowl on face while re-tucking my trackies into my socks* NO RIGHT! cause i remember when we had sex that time and i got it right in the hole.. so i dont see how any other *beep* could be the father.. unless you want a DNA test also. right & i dont think you're living with me any longer.. go back to your mums, really.
*stands up over Damon pointing aggressively*
Eh WHAT? Back to my mums? You know she ran off with my uncle's brother's sister! I told you that! You are just wanting to *beep* 'barrass me on Jezza Kyle init? And I got crabs again from you! You make me sick.
yeah but your Mum's house is free though from when we scammed the insurance and burnt out her car so I don't really see why you can't go back anyway. and you can look after hers and my baby too cause i don't want it.
*adds another scrunchie to hair*
My mum's baby is black mofo. It aint yours. DNA!!
Shaun
27-05-2009, 02:24 PM
The only thing <3 about him is the number of times I've watched the bloody thing. Total trash TV.
DamonJ
27-05-2009, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Annie
*blows bubble gum over and over while picking belly button fluff*
Damon! you liar! You are NEVER there! And the sex was crud anyway! surprised if you are the dad yeh?
*puts scowl on face while re-tucking my trackies into my socks* NO RIGHT! cause i remember when we had sex that time and i got it right in the hole.. so i dont see how any other *beep* could be the father.. unless you want a DNA test also. right & i dont think you're living with me any longer.. go back to your mums, really.
*stands up over Damon pointing aggressively*
Eh WHAT? Back to my mums? You know she ran off with my uncle's brother's sister! I told you that! You are just wanting to *beep* 'barrass me on Jezza Kyle init? And I got crabs again from you! You make me sick.
yeah but your Mum's house is free though from when we scammed the insurance and burnt out her car so I don't really see why you can't go back anyway. and you can look after hers and my baby too cause i don't want it.
*adds another scrunchie to hair*
My mum's baby is black mofo. It aint yours. DNA!!
yeah but i was eating chocolate sauce while i was doing her so its obv. mine! did you never learn anything in physics?!
LOL @ the whole thread
Jeremy v Trisha :laugh3:
Ricki Lake is the way forward anyway ... ITS THE DOORBELL, ooooooOOOOoOOoOOoOh
Annie
27-05-2009, 02:27 PM
Oh wait sorry that does make sense. :puzzled: Damn forgot the chocolate sauce rule.
*shows more of pregnant belly*
JerrySpringer
27-05-2009, 02:30 PM
STEVE GET THESE HILLBILLY'S OFF OF MY STAGE
Annie
27-05-2009, 02:37 PM
JerrySpringer = FAIL
Vanessa Feltz would've been funnier but nah its already been done with Trisha. Killed it.
Annie
27-05-2009, 02:42 PM
Thread dead now Tom. Jerry killed it.
Annie
28-05-2009, 08:22 AM
Starting SOON :hello:
Annie
28-05-2009, 08:28 AM
Ooooo she tells Jeremy that she had cheated but he NEVER knew until right there! So he finds out by her telling Jezza!!
There is loads of scottish people who go on jeremy kyle
Annie
28-05-2009, 08:31 AM
Lots of english people too. You just notice more when they are scottish. Look at his ginger hair :nono:
Is the Ginger one scottish
He could be Haymish from braveheart
Annie
28-05-2009, 08:35 AM
Yeah hes scottish. He is wearing a tank top. Gutted.
Cant believe he wasnt the dad. She was just a little SLAG!
She just lost her dignity on the jeremy kyle show
Annie
28-05-2009, 08:38 AM
GET OFF MY STAGE! JUST GET OFF!
Eh I was young and naive!
GET OFF MY STAGE!!
yeah she was defo powned.
" Your a decent man "
Jeremy Kyle Bums up so much to some people
Annie
28-05-2009, 08:41 AM
I think this woman is still pregnant :whistle:
LOL!!!!!!!
She has a weird Nose
Annie
28-05-2009, 08:44 AM
its the nostrils isnt it?
Yeah Look at this guy looks like he's got Bags of personality
Annie
28-05-2009, 08:47 AM
I think he is the dad.
Omg these two are gormless
" and in between the arguements you jumped into bed with each other? "
" YEAH "
Annie
28-05-2009, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by .Andy.
Omg these two are gormless
" and in between the arguements you jumped into bed with each other? "
" YEAH "
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
I laughed sooo much when seeing that!
Aww she is crying cos she is hurt. Awww bless. I want to hug her.
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by .Andy.
Omg these two are gormless
" and in between the arguements you jumped into bed with each other? "
" YEAH "
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
I laughed sooo much when seeing that!
Aww she is crying cos she is hurt. Awww bless. I want to hug her.
She is crying because she just thought
" that ugly twat is the dad "
Annie
28-05-2009, 08:54 AM
LOL
The next story looks amazing. She is skanking.
Annie
28-05-2009, 08:58 AM
I kinda like him but not his voice is so dull.
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:01 AM
BOOOOOO!!!
" I have a probem "
" i have a real real problem "
LOL!!!!!!!
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:01 AM
She is unable to speak properly.
I cant believe that she is wearing a primark top..
Actually I cant believe that I knew that. :rolleyes:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
She is soo stupid she really is
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:06 AM
Haha the baby calls EVERYONE "dad"!!!
She has ran away! She is a LIAR!
Fiona the mum is amazing :hello:
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:13 AM
Awww I kinda fancy that guy who was like being the dad even though it wasnt his.
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:15 AM
I think Grahame will be on later. Bless him.
Here's Phil
In his shirt and tie
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:17 AM
A gay triangle! AMAZING!
We had a "cheeky kiss"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That lee guy doesnt look guy he looks like your typical Dole earner
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:19 AM
My god I wouldnt have ever said he was gay. He looks hard as nails!!
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:19 AM
Oh wait I heard him speak!
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:20 AM
OMG! He said Alan's name in BED! Ahhhh THE BITCH!
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:20 AM
Ahhh pregnant girlfriend! I ****ing love this!! hahahahahaha
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:23 AM
LMAO!!!
Those all important lie detector results
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:24 AM
The Gay village was hilarious but not was good as:
"But you totally like Alan more than me? Like that night there was two forks in the house and we were eating steak and you gave alan the other fork and gave me a SPOON!"
Annie
28-05-2009, 09:24 AM
I fancy Alan :lovedup:
Annie
03-06-2009, 12:48 PM
OMG! This is hilarious today! Haha
"We met on the internet! He told me he was a jockey and he raced in the grand national! Look at him! He is 6ft!"
"And he beat me until I lost my baby!"
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