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lily.
28-05-2009, 10:34 AM
Ben (30stone) has been handing out some good posts lately with unintentional innuendo.

So, let's play Bennuendo Bingo!

Post all Ben's rude posts here.. :P


From the "Talk Football here..." thread:
Originally posted by 30stone
United are shot,

Usually they would be playing so hard to pull one back, they just don't look like scoring.

Though saying that the 1st barcelona goal come from no where.

From the "Bonjela" thread:
Originally posted by 30stone
You have to be extremely bored.


I just was sitting there one day seeing how much it would hurt if you could bite it just got harder n harder lol.

And most recently, today's offering from the "Weightlifting accidents, Sucide Grip.." thread:
Originally posted by 30stone
Helps your concentration or somthing, because when your gripping it and its hard usually you grip really tightly and your using extra energy to do it like this your hnds are open.
Annie
28-05-2009, 10:37 AM
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
30stone
28-05-2009, 10:37 AM
MM...

Do i close this thread...
Novo
28-05-2009, 10:38 AM
Don't get him angry
lily.
28-05-2009, 10:39 AM
haha... will he rip his shirt off if he gets angry?
Annie
28-05-2009, 10:39 AM
I think our linda has a thing for ben these days.. :whistle:
Novo
28-05-2009, 10:40 AM
No linda he will rip your heart out.
lily.
28-05-2009, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Annie
I think our linda has a thing for ben these days.. :whistle:

haha.. whaddya mean 'these days?'... I was chatting him up in the chatroom in December.. til I found out he wasn't as old as he looked! LoL


Originally posted by .Andy.
No linda he will rip your heart out.

He already did that Andy, when he told me he would never be mine..

[/dramatic moment]
Annie
28-05-2009, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by Annie
I think our linda has a thing for ben these days.. :whistle:

haha.. whaddya mean 'these days?'... I was chatting him up in the chatroom in December.. til I found out he wasn't as old as he looked! LoL



Just with the Ben threads
I didnt know you had been chatting him up. Haha
I think we all have :blush2:
lily.
28-05-2009, 10:45 AM
I know.. haha.. he's too stinking cute! LoL
Annie
28-05-2009, 10:46 AM
And he has a heart :lovedup:
lily.
28-05-2009, 10:48 AM
I know.. *sighs*...

He's like the perfect guy... 17 years too late.. lol
Annie
28-05-2009, 10:49 AM
Well he is 18 now... So you could even take him to bars etc legally :bigsmile:
lily.
28-05-2009, 10:57 AM
Lmao@ "to bars etc."


I wonder what the 'etc' is? haha
Annie
28-05-2009, 10:59 AM
Clubs, over 18 concerts.. that sort of thing... :joker:
30stone
28-05-2009, 10:59 AM
Lol.

Me thinks im going to have to watch what i say nowadays.

Too many things sound dodgy, well i dont see it as dodgy as i have an innocent mine you are all dirty minded. lol.
lily.
28-05-2009, 11:08 AM
It was Stu who started it.. haha.. I'm innocent!!!!
lily.
28-05-2009, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by lili
You're going to roast Shaun's cock?

Yes then eat it in front off him
30stone
28-05-2009, 11:34 AM
LOL when did andy say that.
lily.
28-05-2009, 01:23 PM
In Shaun's 10K thread. :D
Captain.Remy
28-05-2009, 01:24 PM
Message original : lili
Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by lili
You're going to roast Shaun's cock?

Yes then eat it in front off him

That was priceless. Possibly in top 20 of the best TIBB quotes. :hugesmile:
30stone
28-05-2009, 05:34 PM
Tom now has one as his sig...

lol.. it doesn't seem bad to me but im sure all your dirty minds will make it sound dirty.
Shaun
28-05-2009, 05:35 PM
I want my very own piece of Bennuendo :(
lily.
29-05-2009, 07:58 AM
We'd be here all day ... 98% of your posts contain Shaunnuendo.. lol
lily.
29-05-2009, 11:04 PM
Shaunnuendo of the day:

Originally posted by Shaun
I love those glasses, a friend of mine keeps getting them and I steal them off him. I pull them off better :)
Shaun
29-05-2009, 11:08 PM
THAT'S NOT AMBIGUOUS.

:(
Tom
29-05-2009, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by 30stone
Tom now has one as his sig...

lol.. it doesn't seem bad to me but im sure all your dirty minds will make it sound dirty.

Its not a Bennuendo though, its the bit at the end that made me actually LOL. Acting all angry then saying you're late to pick your mum up. More of a Benism :laugh2:
lily.
29-05-2009, 11:10 PM
I love that one... It's like he's telling off a bunch of naughty kids, then saying.. "look what you did.. now you've made me late!" LoL


Shaun, it was slightly ambiguous..
lily.
31-05-2009, 08:41 PM
Lauren's offering in the footy thread:

Originally posted by 30stone
Everyone appreciates Ronaldo going down.

edit: Omg, just to make that clear - I wasn't being rude!
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And, Ben's response:

Originally posted by 30stone
LOL.

and they don't when he flops about on the floor and gets a penalty.





I'd like to add though, in defence of Lauren.. I'd definitely appreciate Ronaldo going down.. :wink:
Lauren
31-05-2009, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by lili

I'd like to add though, in defence of Lauren.. I'd definitely appreciate Ronaldo going down.. :wink:

His icky gel-ed hair puts me off somewhat. I shan't go into more detail.
lily.
31-05-2009, 08:50 PM
haha.. Nothin about him puts me off.. he's lush!
SiaSiaSia
31-05-2009, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by 30stone
I HATE doing that lol.

I run to get a spoon and fish it out but the bottom always has little bits in the bottom that taste awful, ruins the whole cup...

:sad:
Lauren
31-05-2009, 11:25 PM
^ lawwwwwwwl.
SiaSiaSia
31-05-2009, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by 30stone
Am i the only one that noticed you can kinda see up her skirt at the start?

yeah that's not an innuendo, it's just classic Ben hahahahaa