This is Sia's Big Brother [HLs#7 (Friday Wk1) Posted - ??? Evicted]

[Shaun]

SiaBB

Launch Night

The Housemates are sat waiting anxiously in their individual cars, clutching at their handbags and making last-minute adjustments to their appearance. Davina is gracing the stage with her usual adorable excitement, and the crowd is enthusiastic. Finishing her tour of the House, Davina turns to Camera 2.

Davina: We've got our House. Just add Housemates. Instant Big Brother! Roll VT.

The crowd cheers as the first video tape appears on screen, and it's a woman. She's 19, blonde, and very tanned.

Laura [Supernoodles]: Hiyurr!

The camera cuts to various scenes of Laura jumping about Durham wearing a pink tracksuit, whilst Alesha Dixon's "Let's Get Excited" plays in the background. It returns to her in the interview booth.

Laura [Supernoodles]: My name's Laura, I'm 19, and I'm here to win Big Brother.

The camera plasters the basic information over her face, before letting her continue.

Laura [Supernoodles]: I'm down-to-earth, I'm giggly, I'm bubbly and I know how to have fun! I'll have all the boys eating out of my palm.

Cut to shots of her downing shots of vodka and wearing a tu-tu

Laura [Supernoodles]: I wouldn't say I'm a slag though.

Music cuts, and the video fades. Her car pulls up to the BB walkway and she steps out to overwhelming boos. She puts on a brave face and is seen to be wearing a very revealing, short black dress. She negotiates the slippery walkway with precision, and stands on the stage and waves. She blows a few kisses before walking up the stairs and into the House, without looking back.

Once inside, Laura rushes to the welcome pack and screams a little, before sitting down with the rules. A few "oh my god!"s are thrown in, before the camera cuts back to Davina.

Davina: One is never enough for me, it takes two to tango. Go!

Another video rolls, and a young-looking man grins cheesily at the camera.

Conor [Conzors]: Oh my God hi!

The screen shows up his basic information, and "Bonkers" by Dizzee Rascal plays overleaf.

Conor [Conzors]: Where do I begin? Well! I'm young, I'm fun, I'm gay, I'm camp, I'm bitchy and I'm incredible!

The camera cuts to Conor skipping around a park in London, wearing ridiculously big sunglasses.

Conor [Conzors]: How far do I think I'll go? I'm in it to win it, but I reckon I'd probably get as far as week 3... I'm too annoying haha!

As shots of him wiping the camera with his sleeve and giggling fade, we cut to Conor's entrance into the House. The crowd's reaction is mixed, but more on the negative side. His entrance is otherwise un-spectacular, and as he opens the door, he runs in the House screaming.

Conor: OH MY GOD I LOVE IT!
Laura: Hi! I'm Laura!
Conor: OH MY GOD Hi! I'm Conor! Wow, look at this place!
Laura: I know, it's so amazing!

There's a moment of silence as they examine the kitchen in awe. Laura picks up what looks like a cheese grater.

Laura: What's this?
Conor: Babe, I really don't know...

The camera cuts back to Davina, who's laughing with the crowd.

Davina: Classic. Now, let's throw in our third!

The next video clip rolls, and a girl holding a collection of Take That CDs and magazines appears, with a crazed grin. Her basic details appear onscreen, and "Never Forget" by Take That begins to play.

Laura [Princess]: My name's Laura, I'm 18 and I'm a little bit weird...

The next few shots are of her walking around her hometown in a beret, with a beaming smile.

Laura [Princess]: I'm here to make friends, and to experience the real Big Brother idea. I'm not your average tarty girl, I actually have a polished reputation.

She emerges from a HMV store with several bags of shopping and continues to skip around town carefree.

Laura [Princess]: Some people might think I'm a bit too nice, but I do have a dark side. I just hide it well.

The video ends and her car pulls up. She stumbles out and falls on her knees, amidst crowd jeers. Otherwise, her reception is generally good, with the occasional spoilsports thrown in here and there. She steadily makes her way into the House and pushes the front door open, only to be engulfed by screams.

Conor: Oh my! Hello!
Laura: Hi! I'm Laura!
Laura: Me too! My name's Laura!
Conor: Oh my ****ing god no way!

Princess puts her bag down and hugs her new Housemates, as they show her around the living room. They trade introductory information before Davina interrupts.

Davina: Only 3 Housemates in, but Big Brother has a trick up his sleeve... let's find out.

The crowd cheers excitedly as footage of the 3 Housemates appears on-screen.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Could Laura, Conor and Laura come to the Diary Room.

Conor: OH MY ****ING-
Laura: AHHHHHHH!
Laura: What's going on!? Let's go!

They nervously head to the Diary Room and take a seat on the large, green furry chair. Conor regains composure and the Lauras hold hands.

Big Brother: Laura, Laura and Conor. Big Brother has a task for you.
Conor: Oh my god you said my name!
Laura: Uh oh...!
Laura: What is it?
A pause
Big Brother: Housemates, you may have heard of the saying "silence is golden."
Conor: No? What does it mean?
Laura: It means shut up!
He puts a hand to his mouth and Big Brother continues.
Big Brother: Laura, Conor and Laura. Big Brother is giving you the chance to earn a guaranteed place in the House next week, and therefore immunity from this week's eviction, if you remain totally silent towards your other Housemates for the next 24 hours. You can only speak to each other in private. If Big Brother deems you to have made a sound to another of the people you're about to meet, you will fail the task, and automatically face eviction. You cannot communicate through sign language, or even acknowledge the other Housemates. Are you also familiar with the phrase, ignorance is bliss?
The Housemates jokingly ignore Big Brother.
Big Brother: Good, Housemates. You may now leave the Diary Room. And Housemates?
They, having got up to leave, turn back.
Big Brother: Shhh!
They leave the Diary Room, giggling to each other and taking their place on the sofas.
Laura: Let's pretend to be asleep!
Laura: Oh my god yes, that's so clever!

The camera cuts back to Davina. She is totally silent, and points to the screen behind her, which begins to show the new VT. A European-looking man appears, and he's wearing a smug expression and sunglasses, despite being in a dark room.

Rémy: My name's Rémy, I'm 19 and I'm from France!

The basics appear on screen as "Raindrops" by Basement Jaxx begins to play.

Rémy: My grasp of English isn't amazing, but I know enough about England and the United Kingdom to know that I think I'll win Big Brother! The other Housemates are always so cheap and so nasty, but I think I'm not those things at all.

The camera cuts to Rémy holding a baguette and beret, which he puts down with a cheeky "no" finger-wagging to the camera.

Rémy: The english always think us French are very snobby, and pretentious? I think that is it. But not all of us are. But I am a bit!

He is seen walking around Marseille with his hands in his pockets, and a cool expression. He sits on a rock and poses for the camera.

Rémy: I know I am good looking. That is why I will win, no?

His car pulls up and the video ends, as loud boos are heard from the male contingent of the crowd. The girls, however, scream their appreciation. Rémy steps out and shakes their hands, posing for the cameras beforehand. He makes his way after a series of careful poses, and walks into the House. The other 3 sit in silence.

Rémy: Aaah I'm here! Hello!

They continue to ignore him. The Lauras look at each other and smirk.

Rémy: Oh, it is quiet here... hello?

Conor giggles a little, but puts his face in his hands.

Rémy: Right then...

The camera cuts back to Davina who has her fist in her mouth, trying to stop herself laughing.

Davina: Quickly, let's put in another to keep poor Rémy entertained!

The video appears, and a girl is on-screen. She is talking very loudly and appears incredibly intense.

Hannah: Hello! My name's Hannah, I'm [18 for legal purposes :P] and I'm from Brighton, and I'm here to play!

The camera cuts to scenes of Hannah walking up and down Brighton Pier, licking an ice cream and jumping on a bouncy castle, whilst "Say It" by Booty Luv is playing.

Hannah: I know I'm fun and entertaining, I just want to see what the others are like. I reckon I'll be able to manipulate a few of them... if I had to describe myself with another celebrity I reckon I'd be Lily Allen. I'm a bit outspoken, cool, like to have a laugh and I'm pretty.

The video ends and she steps out of the car to light boos, but general indifference from the crowd. She smiles and waves, posing a little, but keeps her head down and walks brusquely into the House.

Hannah: Hey! Hello! Oh my god!
Rémy: Finally someone who will talk! I'm Rémy!
Hannah: I'm Hannah! Huh?

She turns to the other Housemates, walking up to Conor and kissing him on the cheek. He blinks but doesn't pay her attention.

Hannah: Uh...hi? Why are you ignoring me?
Rémy: I think they have been told by Big Brother to be quiet? Or they are just very rude?
Hannah: Oh, riiiiight. Maybe it's a secret task. We have to make them talk. BOO!

Laura [supernoodles] jumps but otherwise is reaction-less. Hannah laughs and runs to the dining room.

Hannah: I like what you've done with the place!

We cut to Davina again.

Davina: Oh, those poor timid Housemates. Let's put in another!

The video opens with Tommy Sparks' "She's Got Me Dancing", and a young man appears on screen with a smirk.

Shaun: I'm Shaun. Hi.

His basics appear on-screen, with a few interstitials of him pulling faces.

Shaun: How will I fit in the House? With great difficulty.

He shakes his belly for effect.

Shaun: I'm the one who'll sit quietly in the corner and analyse everything, chirp in with something witty, and then get it all off my chest when drunk or in the Diary Room. I make a lot of jokes to ease serious situations, but I'm not a pushover...

Some clips of him rolling around in some grass like a dog are shown.

Shaun: Yeah I'm weird. Look, I'm going to step out of a car! AAAAH!

The video ends and he steps out of his car, wearing a shirt over a glittery t-shirt, as he walks quickly to the House. The crowd is largely appreciative, but not so enthusiastic about it. He enters the House without fuss.

Shaun: Honey, I'm home!
Hannah: Oh my god! I met you at the auditions!
Rémy: Hello, I'm Rémy.
Shaun: Hey, I'm Shaun...yeah I remember you!
Hannah: Hannah! Oh, don't talk to them over there, they're playing dead.

He looks over at them and is generally confused, but goes to pour a drink.

Hannah: So where do you come from?

The conversation is cut as Davina appears again.

Davina: Amazing, no adverts yet. And there aren't any this year, on BBC SEVEN!

The crowd cheers loudly

Davina: Speaking of which, here's our seventh deadly sin.

The video rolls and Flo Rida's "Right Round" plays. A young-looking male appears on screen with arms folded and a hard-man look. His basic details appear on-screen.

WATERS: I'm Paul, I'm [for legal purposes, 18 :P] and I'm here to cause trouble. A lot of people call me annoying, or a total wanker, but I call them worse. I don't need to be popular, I just need to have fun and have a laugh.

Some shots of him admiring himself in a mirror are shown.

WATERS: I reckon people will either love me or hate me. I've got my share of haters and lovers, but I think I can wind up people subtely. I won't be going home first.

The video ends and he steps out of the car, jumping at the crowd and warming them up. They show their appreciation, and he receives the loudest cheers so far. He shakes a lot of hands and is wearing a polo shirt. After a long time stood on the stage bowing, the crowd grows restless and a few boos are heard. He sticks V-signs to them and walks upstairs, and poses before entering.

WATERS: 'Sup?
Hannah: Hiii!
Rémy: Hi there! My name is Rémy. What's yours?
WATERS: Paul, pleased to meet you. You?
Shaun: Shaun, but call me 'sexy'.
WATERS: Haaa...no thanks.
Hannah: I'm Hannah! And these people are silent. Mute. Dead. Quiet. Weird.
WATERS: Hello?

He walks up to Supernoodles and places a hand on her leg. She crosses her legs and turns away.

WATERS: Treat them mean to keep them keen, eh? I like your style.

Davina is shown again.

Davina: The series ladies' man? Probably! Anyway, let's get another one in there.

As the video rolls, a woman in her 30s appears. She has a cheeky smile and is pulling mock-sex faces. Her basic details appear on-screen and "Stand and Deliver" by No Doubt plays overhead.

Linda: RAAAAAAA!

Footage of Linda running around her house crazily is shown.

Linda: Umm. I'm probably older than half of the Housemates there but definitely won't be the most mature... I poke fun out of situations and am often the one who'll embarrass themselves in social events. I can't help it.

Her video ends and she steps out of her car, wearing a bright, eccentric outfit. She smiles with peace-signs to the crowd, who are giving her the best reception so far. She makes minimal use of her time and rushes into the House.

Linda: Honey, I'm home!
Shaun: That's my line!
WATERS: Yo...I'm Paul. Touch me.
Linda: Charmed, I'm sure. Anyway - call me Linda.
Hannah: I'm Hannah, and this is Rémy!
Rémy: Hello!

They stand exchanging greetings, before Linda wanders over to the others. She hesitates and looks back at the others.

Linda: Mimes?
Hannah: We're not entirely sure...
Linda: Intruiging...

Davina: I'm too greedy. I want more. Number 9 please.

A girl appears on camera to Black Eyed Peas' "Boom Boom Pow". She seems confident, but simultaneously awkward. Her basics flash on-screen.

Lauren: I'm Lauren...and I'm here to make a tit of myself.

Footage of Lauren making mock-attempts at pole-dancing is shown.

Lauren: If I had to guess right now how far I'd go in the House, I think I'd say the final. Maybe not winning material, but I can't see why I'd be evicted...famous last words? Probably.

The video ends and she steps out of her car, nervously waving at the crowd. She poses, and her reaction is receiving a mixed-reaction. She smiles defiantly and makes her way into the House unscathed.

Lauren: Well hi there.
WATERS: Well hello to you too.
Linda: Welcome to the asylum.
Hannah: I'm Hannah! What's your name?
Lauren: Lauren, nice to meet you.
Shaun: Hey, I'm Shaun...
Rémy: I'm Rémy, excuse my english...I am a french man, you see.
WATERS: Ah oui oui!
Linda: You didn't say that earlier! Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
Shaun: Classy!
Lauren: Where's the drink?

Davina cuts them off again.

Davina: Let's get into double figures before I die of excitement!

The video begins with Calvin Harris' "I'm Not Alone" playing, and his basic details on-screen.

Ross: Oh, what's occurin'?

Footage of Ross sporting a welsh flag and wearing only boxers appears.

Ross: I'm from Swansea, and here, everyone I know considers me to be a bit of a laugh, really light-hearted and a little slow... I think I could charm the House into liking me, I guess. If they like me, they like me, it's out of my hands.

His video ends as he pulls his ears and sticks out his tongue. We cut to him stepping out of the car and he is wearing only boxers again. He runs around hyperactively, and poses suggestively to the cameras. He is getting a very mixed reaction, loud boos and cheers heard from different parts of the crowd. He runs to the House doors, turns around and salutes the crowd to loud cheers.

Ross: They've stolen my clothes!
Lauren: Oh my god!
WATERS: ****ing hell, mate...
Linda: You must be cold!
Shaun: Looks like it.
Ross: Haaa....Ross by the way. Let's get the handshakes out of the way.
Hannah: Hannah. Nice boxers!
Lauren: I'm Lauren...
Shaun: Shaun.
Rémy: I'm Rémy!
WATERS: Er...Paul.
Linda: And I'm Bashful. Linda. Now, let's find you a teatowel.
Ross: What about the others?
Hannah: Oh, they don't talk!
Lauren: Yeah we reckon they're on a secret task...or something.

Davina: Housemates, they're so wise aren't they? Let's put in the next one...

The video rolls, and a girl appears. She is very giggly and, as her basic details appear and "Poker Face" by Lady GaGa plays, she turns to the camera.

Jen: Oh, are we on? *hic*

Footage of Jen wearing a variety of fancy dress costumes is shown, including a clown, fairy and soldier.

Jen: Uh, I'm Jen. I do like to party. And I do like to drink. A bit. But I'm not that bad... will I win Big Brother? I won't rule it out, but I'm not going to big myself up either. I'll try my best however. I'm going in to meet some freaks, and trade nail varnish.

The video fades and Jen steps out of her car to general cheers, though not particularly loud. She blows kisses and shakes hands on her way in to the House, and stumbles a little on the final step. She screams and the crowd laughs appreciatively. In she walks.

Jen: I've busted my heel! Agh!
Lauren: Oh gosh, you poor girl. Take them off, let's examine them!
Shaun: Hey, what's your name? I'm Shaun.
Rémy: I'm Rémy!
Shaun: I wasn't asking you!
Rémy: Ssssh.
Jen: Oh, hi guys. I'm Jen. Who are you? Why are they sat down blanking us?
WATERS: I'm Paul, and they're shitty.
Linda: Linda. We're joined by mimes.
Ross: I'm Ross!
Hannah: Oh, hey Jen, I'm Hannah!
Lauren: And Lauren rounds us off.

Davina: And I round them off. 12! NOW.

The video rolls and an older man appears on screen coolly. His basic details appear and "We Made You" by Eminem plays. He smirks.

Aint_mad_atcha: Uhh... I'm definitely here to win. I'm going to go in there, play the quiet underdog card and then do a whole 'Macbeth' knife-thing. It'll probably make me hated on the outside, but, if I emerge with 100k and a title intact, I'll be the one laughing.

His video ends and he steps out of the car, to boos. He shrugs them off and walks with a confident swagger. He milks the stage and eventually heads inside.

AMA: Hey, call me AMA for short. My name's a bit..weird.
Linda: Howdy, I'm Linda. Pleased to meet you.
Ross: I'm Ross! Hey Ama!
Hannah: I'm Hannah, this is Lauren...
Lauren: Hey there.
AMA: Linda, Ross, Hannah, Lauren...
Shaun: Shaun.
Rémy: Rémy.
Jen: Uhh...oh, Jen. Hey.
WATERS: and I'm the cool one. Paul. These losers don't count.
AMA: I thought they were being a bit rude... they aren't deaf are they?
Lauren: Oh god, I hadn't thought about that!

Davina: We're almost there...keep pushing...

A video rolls, and the basic details of another young male appear. "I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You" by the Black Kids plays and he smiles.

Greg: Uhh... so. I'm Greg. I go by weird names like G-Sus and G-Pack. I'm representing the Scottish contingent and I'm going in there to amuse myself.

Footage of Greg walking around Aberdeen is shown.

Greg: I reckon I stand a fair chance of winning...but obviously I don't want to harp on about it. I'd rather meet some interesting people though. I'm up for anything really.

The video ends and he steps out of the car to general cheers of 'Jesus'. He smiles, waves, poses a little and silently makes his way inside.

Ross: Oh, a newbie!
Hannah: Another boy! Yay!
Lauren: Hey! I'm Lauren, what's your name?
Greg: Hi, I'm Greg...hey Lauren. You are?
He turns to Jen
Jen: I'm Jen!
WATERS: 'sup, I'm Paul.
AMA: Just call me AMA. Nice to meet you.
Shaun: I'm Shaun...
Rémy: Rémy. Hi there.
Linda: Hey...I'm Linda.
Ross: I'm Ross...
Hannah: And Hannah!
Greg walks up to Conor and waves in front of his expression-less eyes.
Greg: Hey?
Rémy: They do not talk, and we don't know why?
WATERS: 'Cos they're ****, that's why! SPEAK.
Conor flinches and looks at his nails with sudden interest.

Davina: And now time for our final Housemate. Were you expecting a gimmick? You're not disappointed.

The video rolls, and a pregnant woman appears. She smiles, waves and giggles, as her basics appear. "When Love Takes Over" by David Guetta plays.

Annie: I'm Annie, and well...as you can see, I'm expecting.

Some video footage of Annie doing pregnancy exercises is shown, and she appears strained.

Annie: I'm 5 months gone now, so we could be having the first birth in Big Brother... a Big Brother baby? Oooh! I could call him/her Beebee. Okay, maybe not.

Annie: I guess some people might say it's irresponsible of me to go in the House this far gone, but the way I see it, I'm a strong woman and I can cope with House life. I feel sorry for the other Housemates, I guess, morning sickness is a bitch!

She steps out of her car to heavy cheering, not the most enthusiastic but generous. A man runs alongside her with her bag, and helps her into the House. She walks through and smiles.

Annie: Hey! No, it's not fat, it's a baby. I'm Annie!
Linda: Oh my-!
Ross: Wow, how far gone are you?
Greg: Hey, I'm Greg!
Rémy: Lovely to meet you, Annie! My name is Rémy.
Annie: Wow...hey everyone. Let me sit down, haha.
Jen: Are you like the first pregnant Housemate? I'm Jen!
WATERS: Hey...I'm Paul. I guess that means only 6 girls to play with.
AMA: Uh, call me AMA.
Shaun: I'm Shaun. Lovely to meet you.
Annie: Hi everyone...why are they so quiet?
Hannah: We don't know! Oh I'm Hannah by the way, hey.
Lauren: Hey! I'm Lauren, what's your name again?
Linda: I'm Linda, hey Annie.
Ross: Ross.

Davina: So they're all in now. Let's leave them to mingle. I'll be seeing you next Friday for our first eviction - but will Conor, Laura and Laura make it? My lips are sealed. Bu-bye.

The live show is over, and the House now begins their journey.

Hannah: So where do you come from?
Lauren: Well I've just finished University at Lancaster...

Shaun: Does the dad know you're coming in here?
Annie: Oh yeah, definitely, he's really supportive about it and everything.
Linda: Ah that's good. Do you know its sex yet?
Annie: I didn't want to know, really.

WATERS: So what does Ama mean?
AMA: It's short for a nickname, it's a long story really. I'll tell you when you're bored to tears.

Greg: What part of France are you from?
Rémy: Marseille. It's much better than Paris!

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. The store room is now open for Housemates to gather their suitcases.

Jen: That was quick!

The Big Brother credits roll and the crowd is shown dispersing. End of Show One.

[MarkWaldorf]

:bawling:

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Shaun
Conor: OH MY GOD I LOVE IT!
Laura: Hi! I'm Laura!
Conor: OH MY GOD Hi! I'm Conor! Wow, look at this place!
Laura: I know, it's so amazing!

There's a moment of silence as they examine the kitchen in awe. Laura picks up what looks like a cheese grater.

Laura: What's this?
Conor: Babe, I really don't know...


HAHAHAHAHAHA



I LOVE THE TASK

AND HOW YOU PORTRAYED REMY



"Shaun: How will I fit in the House? With great difficulty.

He shakes his belly for effect."

"AMA: Hey, call me AMA for short. My name's a bit..weird."


AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[Iceman]

Love the silent thing! Good storytelling in it!

[Z]

Shaun, amazing stuff! Although I can't believe I stayed up past 3am just to wait for it to be posted hahaha. Really great, well done! I'll plus your karma tomorrow morning; I plussed Andy's not long ago!

[Locke.]

:joker:
Paul or AMA to win.

[30stone]

Shaun this is pretty quality you know, even though my eyes sting from reading it, im surprised i havent entered, late commers still to come though so im hopeful.

[Rory]

Aww..I'll actually quite like reading this! :tongue: I'm surprised there's no foreigner in the bunch *cough*

[Princess]

I only read the VT's and entrances cos well it's late,I'll read the rest tomorrow. But I LOVE IT!!!!! I love me,you got me too accurate :P Except for the beret,haha!

[Captain.Remy]

I LOVE it ! :cheer2: It's so me to be honest like I can see literally saying this in my VT.

[Lauren]

Omg Shaun, literally passing me off as a desperado hahaha.
Great stuff so far!

[Princess]

Oh and good luck with us with the silent thing :P I wouldn't last 2 seconds with that.

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Rory
Aww..I'll actually quite like reading this! :tongue: I'm surprised there's no foreigner in the bunch *cough*

Remy = France
AMA =oh god I can't remember
Jizzle = Ireland
Ross = Wales
Annie = Scotland


we just need an american... :whistle:

[Tom4784]

I think they need someone from the west midlands more. :tongue:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia

AMA =oh god I can't remember


Senegalese.

Also lived in America though.

[Captain.Remy]

This is just so brilliant, I keep reading it over and over again.
When will we get the next part Shaun ? :hugesmile: And Raindrops is amazing, totally suits me.

[30stone]

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Originally posted by Rory
Aww..I'll actually quite like reading this! :tongue: I'm surprised there's no foreigner in the bunch *cough*

Remy = France
AMA =oh god I can't remember
Jizzle = Ireland
Ross = Wales
Annie = Scotland


we just need an american... :whistle:

Edit my bad.

[Jen]

I love it.
Lauren is brilliant.
I feel like the ditzy one. Hahaha.

[Damaris]

Love it!.

Lol at Conzors saying omg loads.

Jen/shaun to win.

I want to be in it! Lol.

[LemonJam]

Love it.

[WATERS]

WATERS to win

[Shaun]

I was thinking of making this interactive, with the forum voting, but since that would essentially be a TiBB BB, I decided against it.

I'll be doing the story in Highlight Show 'parts'. I might do 2 shows at a time, otherwise we'd be here for ages. I'll do the first 2 tonight :)

[Z]

Originally posted by Shaun
I was thinking of making this interactive, with the forum voting, but since that would essentially be a TiBB BB, I decided against it.

I'll be doing the story in Highlight Show 'parts'. I might do 2 shows at a time, otherwise we'd be here for ages. I'll do the first 2 tonight :)

:hugesmile: Absolutely amazing!

[Lewis.]

Wow Shaun I love it :love: It is a bit Like the story I am doing, but in mine it is interactive and the tasks and twists will be exactly the same as what it is on BB10. Well done :) I wil be reading this aswell as writing mine!


My Favourite is Princess so far ;)

[Captain.Remy]

Good news Shaun. This is going to be good....Captain.Remy for the win !

[hannah.]

whooop!!

[hannah.]

this is such a good idea soph, i loooves it

[Z]

I think Shaun, if you haven't already, you should talk to Sia about where she think everyone would finish in her BB, and then fill in the blanks where nominations, tasks and who's up but survives are concerned!

[Lewis.]

I Cannot wait for the next Episode

[Shaun]

SiaBB

Highlights Show #1
The Housemates have all entered, and Big Brother has just revealed the store room, with their suitcases, to be open.

Jen: That was quick!
WATERS: Race to the bedrooms!

The Housemates squeal and rush to get a decent bed, including the silent Housemates.

AMA: Ah, not so hesitant any more I see!

Ross, Linda, Shaun, Jen and Hannah rush off to the first bedroom, and manage to seize beds early. AMA, WATERS, Annie, Lauren, Rémy and Laura [S] head off the other way.

Ross: There's two more beds in here, I guess that's for you two silent people then...

Conor and Laura [P] put their bags down and quickly walk out into the garden. They find a corner and sit down.

Laura [P]: This is so difficult, I already feel victimised.
Conor: I know, same here. That Paul and Hannah seem to have clicked onto us, but I'm gonna stay strong.

The other Laura walks out of the garden bedroom, and rushes over to them.

Laura [S]: I was so stupid to rush off with them, I thought you were following!
Conor: Sorry babe.
Laura [P]: Do you think if we lose the task, it'll just be us 3 up for eviction?
Laura [S]: I guess we could ask Big Brother. Is the Diary Room open now?
Conor: Let's just be careful in case. What do you make of them by the way?
Laura [S]: That Rémy is a bit of alright! And Ross too! But the others seem nice...
Laura [P]: Yeah, I don't see anyone who looks like they'll be a total ass.
Conor: Really? I'm not getting good vibes off Annie.
Laura [P]: Ooh, why?
Conor: I dunno, it seems like...we'll have to wait on her hand and foot because she's pregnant and everything.
Laura [S]: Oh god yeah.
Laura [P]: I'm sure she can manage by herself, I'm not being a slave.

The scene changes. 11:12pm. Ross, Linda, Shaun and Hannah are in the kitchen.

Linda: Are you going to put some clothes on soon?
Ross: Yeah, sorry, what's wrong?
Shaun: We're just worried for your safety. Did you see Lauren eying you up?
Hannah: Oh my God yes! I wasn't going to say...
Ross blushes
Linda: Ah, the Daily Star will love this.
Shaun: Anyone want a drink?
Hannah and Linda oblige, and Lauren shouts yes from the living room. She walks over.
Hannah: So yeah, the war in Afghanistan.
Lauren: What about it?
Shaun smirks as he pours Lauren a drink and hands it to her.
Linda: We were just talking about it.
Ross: Where's Afghanistan? Isn't it near Zimbabwe?
Shaun laughs and Linda puts a hand on Ross' shoulder
Linda: Quote of the series already.
Lauren: Heh...
Lauren walks off to the group in the Living Room.
Hannah: She so knew we were talking about her.
Shaun: Ssssh!

The commentator, voiced by Sia, interrupts. 11:46pm. Ama, Waters, Rémy, Annie, Greg, Linda, Shaun and Jen are in the living room. The two Lauras have gone to bed, and Conor is in the Diary Room.

Conor: Big Brother I hate you! This task is so mean! The Housemates keep making snide little comments about us and it's not fair...god!
Big Brother: Conor, Big Brother reminds you that it'll be worth it in the end.
Conor: Yeah I know, but I don't think it's worth risking potential friendships in the House really... 'cos Paul's already made silly digs at us about being **** and wastes of time.
Big Brother: Big Brother suggests you hold your tongue.
Conor: Very funny!

The camera cuts to the living room conversation.

Greg: Who's in the Diary Room?
Rémy: I think it was the silent boy...
Jen: Yeah, it's him.
WATERS: Probably being fed secrets about us.
AMA: Do you think? Maybe those 3 know each other already.
Shaun: But they split up in the bedrooms...
Annie: Yeah.
Jen: I think Big Brother's told them to be silent.
Linda: I think it's to wind us up, personally. Just for entertainment or something.
WATERS: Yeah you're probably right.
Greg: Do you reckon only they'll nominate?
Annie: Oh my god, I didn't think about that...
AMA: We'd feel so bad if it was revealed they were actually mute.
Shaun: Hmm, but they don't pay us attention either. They look away and all that.
Rémy: Maybe they are like Helen Keller?
The group laughs
Jen: Who's Helen Keller?

12:04am. Hannah, Ross and Lauren are talking in the garden, whilst smoking. Ross has put on a hoodie and some shorts.

Hannah: So what do you think of the Housemates?
Lauren: They seem alright...I'm certain Shaun and Linda were talking about me though.
Ross: What, why?
Lauren: You were there. He asked me if I wanted a drink and I came over, and you were pretending to talk about the war in Afghanistan.
Ross: No, we were!
Lauren: You didn't even know where Afghanistan was!
Ross: I still know there's a war there, and about the Taliban, and Bin Laden...
Hannah: Yeah we didn't say anything about you any more than the others. I was saying to Linda how there doesn't seem to be a group 'asshole', or anything.
Lauren: Hmm...
Hannah: What, you think there is?
Lauren: No, not yet. But I've got my eye on some people.
Ross: Who?
Lauren: Well Shaun and Linda obviously, the three quiet ones as well...and Paul seems a bit up himself.
Ross: Oh I thought that too.
Hannah: Yeah, he's a bit like...smug. I reckon he thinks he's better than us.
Ross: Yeah, definitely.
Jen walks outside and lights up, sitting with them.
Jen: Who we talking about then?
Ross: Paul.
Jen: Oh, he's a babe!
Lauren: Yeah...
She looks at her nails and Jen fails to notice the sarcasm.

1:35am. The two Lauras, Conor, Annie, Ama, Linda and Hannah are asleep. Rémy, Greg, Shaun, Lauren, Ross and Jen are in the garden. Some are a little tipsy.

Shaun: Ssssh, we'll wake them!
Jen: Last one in the pool is a rotten potato!
Ross: Potato?
He's pushed out of the way as Greg and Lauren jump in the pool.
Rémy: The microphones!
Lauren: Oh ****!
Big Brother: This is Big Brother, can Lauren and Greg come to the Diary Room immediately.
Shaun: It's been nice knowing you...
The others in the garden continue to roll around laughing, as the scene cuts to the two in the Diary Room.

Greg: Hello Big Brother...
Big Brother: Lauren and Greg - do you know why you've been called to the Diary Room?
Lauren: I think so...
Big Brother: The equipment that you are wearing, the microphone and battery charger, is very important and expensive. Jumping in the pool with it on, ruins it. As punishment for this vandalism, Big Brother will be giving you punishments tomorrow.
Greg: Oh snap...
There is a moment of silence, and the credits roll.

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Highlights Show #2

It is 10:00am exactly, and this year, Big Brother is going to carry on the tradition of waking Housemates with an irritating sound. This time around, it is a clip of Conor singing 'Hallelujah'. He sits bolt upright and blushes, and rushes off to the bathroom to spare his embarrassment.

Rémy: Ugh, what is this awful noise?
Lauren: Someone can't sing!

The Housemates eventually all wake up, and prepare themselves for the day ahead. Ama, Paul and Annie are in the Garden bedroom's bathroom.

WATERS: Do you need a hand?
Annie: No thanks, I'm fine. Thank you though.
AMA: Good morning?
Annie: Yeah...this is the first day in a long time I haven't woken up and felt sick. I thought I'd be grossing you all out.
AMA: You're 5 months gone aren't you?
Annie: Yeah. I doubt I'll make it far enough to actually give birth in the House, really.
WATERS: Would pretty awesome though.
Annie: I doubt any viewers will want to see my embryonic fluids.
Ama splutters and spits his mouthwash out.

10:39am. Greg is in the kitchen cooking some toast for himself, Lauren and Ross. Annie is eating a bowl of cereal at the dining table, whilst talking to Hannah and Rémy, who are eating fruit. Laura [S] and Conor are in the smoking area.

Laura [S]: When will our 24 hours run out?
Conor: Uh...we entered at about 9pm, so I reckon 10pm tonight to be safe.

The actual time their task started, when Rémy entered the House, was 9:34pm.

Laura [S]: Oh not too long then, about 12 hours.
Conor: Yeah...we just need to keep out of their way today and we're sorted.

Paul walks out of the garden-room and walks over to them.

WATERS: Ready to talk yet?
The pair sit silently, picking at grass on the floor.
WATERS: I guess not...
He gets up and walks into the main part of the House.
Conor: Ugh, I cannot stand him.
Laura [S]: Tell me about it. Did you see him touching my leg last night?
Conor: Oh my god, really?

The camera cuts to the group inside.

Rémy: I think they are talking!
Lauren: Really?
She and Shaun rush to the glass panels, where Conor and Laura immediately hush up.
Annie: We've just caught them out then, surely?
Laura [P] walks out of the main bedroom and pours herself a drink, before heading outside.
Shaun: Can you imagine if they were just this unbelievably rude?

1:56pm. The Housemates are gathered on the sofa, receiving information about their first shopping task. Over the next 2 days they are to maintain the BB10 Diner. A 50s' style décor has been plastered throughout the House, and Housemates have been given waitress/waiter costumes to wear for the entire task.
A small roller-skating ring has been constructed in the garden, and every time "The Fast Food Song" by the Fast-Food-Rockers plays, 3 specific Housemates have to rush there in a minute and skate around for the rest of the song. The 3 who've chosen this role are Hannah, Lauren and Paul.
2 Housemates have been given the menial task of potato peeling. They must peel 500 potatoes using only one potato peeler between them, in the task room. They have 12 hours to do it from when the klaxon rings. The two Lauras have volunteered (through putting up their hands) for this.
A tube full of muck and dirty water has been positioned over a specially-built "diner floor" area in the main bathroom, and every time dirty water pours from the ceiling, 1 Housemate has to clean it up within 5 minutes. A small bell rings every time this happens. Greg has been given this role.
4 Housemates will be tested on their waiter-memory skills. They will be given a series of customer orders in the Diary Room, increasing in complexity as time goes on, by Big Brother. The 4 who've volunteered for this are Shaun, Conor, Linda and Annie.
The final 4 Housemates, Ross, Rémy, Jen and Ama, have been given the Jukebox task. A jukebox has been installed in the living room, and the 4 Housemates have been given small portable DVD players, with instructional videos on how to do certain dances. The hand-jive, the twist-and-shout and many others are included, set to well-known 50s/60s songs. Every time the jukebox plays one of these songs, they must rush there and perform the dance, sometimes in pairs.

Big Brother: The jukebox and waiter-memory tasks will begin tomorrow.
WATERS: Easy peasy!
AMA: Hmm...I wish I'd asked for something before being left with dancing.
Shaun: I'm sure you have your moves.
Annie: Oh I'm sure of that too...

3:09pm. Hannah is in the garden smoking on her own. She examines her nails and is relaxed, when "The Fast Food Song" begins playing. She rushes to put on her rolling skates, and Lauren and Paul run out of the house and join her.

WATERS: Skate, babies, skate!
Lauren: Wooooo!
Hannah: I only learned to skate when I was 16...
Lauren: Wooooo!
WATERS: How long does this go on for?
Other Housemates watch and cheer.
Linda: Work it, Paul!
Ross: Aaaah watch out!
Lauren and Hannah skate into each other, before Paul separates them and they skate arm-in-arm.

5:06pm. Conor and Laura [P] are in the Diary Room.

Conor: Big Brother...
Laura [P]: When does the task end?
Big Brother: Big Brother will inform you when the task ends, Housemates.
Laura [P]: Ugh. I just want to talk! I heard Hannah mention Take That earlier and I bit my tongue. But she was praising them so it's okay.
Conor: Ooh are you a fan? 'Cos IIIIIIIIIIIIIII-!
Princess silences his attempts at singing 'Patience'.

7:32pm. Ross, Greg and Jen are in a heated seating area of the garden. They are talking about the task and the House.

Greg: This task will be fun.
Jen: You've got the worst part, that floor will be disgusting!
Ross: I can't wait to strut my stuff.
Jen: I know, right?
Linda comes and joins them.
Linda: Hey hoes.
Ross: Who you calling a hoe?
Greg: Linda, didn't you say you're from Scotland?
Linda: Ye ken, aye?
Greg: Cool! I'm from Aberdeen.
Ross: Wales is better.
Jen: No! Northern Ireland.
Linda: Ah, we've got our very own little United Kingdom.
Ross: Ugh, if Hannah talks about how she loves skating one more time, I'm wrapping those skates around her neck.
Linda: She does go on a bit.
Jen: Aw, she's lovely though.
Ross: She's harmless enough, I guess.

8:04pm. Paul and Lauren are in the main bathroom, Lauren is showering. A bell rings and a torrain of dirty water falls from the ceiling. Paul screams in shock and turns red.

Lauren: Something startle you, sweetie? GREG! QUICK!
Greg: Way ahead of you!
He grabs a mop and starts mopping. Paul leaves out of embarrassment.

8:19pm. Shaun is in the Diary Room.

Big Brother: How are you finding your other Housemates, Shaun?
Shaun: Uh...some of them are hilarious. Like Hannah, Linda and Ross... but some of them seem a bit careful about what they're saying?
Big Brother: Like who, Shaun?
Shaun: Uh...Jen's a bit hesitant sometimes. And Rémy must be having a bit of a culture shock - us Brits aren't the most graceful of people, just look at Conor picking his belly button. Jeeez. What's up with them by the way?
Big Brother: Who, Shaun?
Shaun: The mutes.
Big Brother: Big Brother does not know what you're talking about, Shaun.
Shaun: Hmm...kay.

9:33pm. The Housemates are dispersed around the House.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Could all Housemates gather immediately.
Annie: Oooh, what's happening!
They all rush to take seats. They hush each other, and the two Lauras smile at each other.
Big Brother: Housemates, you may have noticed that a few of your co-habitants have been less than talkative.
They look at the 3 mutes with puzzlement.
Big Brother: Could Conor please come to the Diary Room.
He runs silently to the door and enters. He appears on the plasma screen.
Big Brother: Conor, you may speak now.
Conor: Oh thank God!
AMA: Camp much?
Jen: Shush!
Big Brother: Conor, last night, you, Laura and Laura were the first Housemates to enter the House. You were given the chance to gain immunity from this week's eviction if you remained silent and uncooperative with the rest of the House for 24 hours. Your time is now over.
Conor: Did we pass? Oh my god.
Big Brother: Conor, earlier, at 10:40am, you were in the garden talking to Laura. Rémy said "I think they are talking!"
Conor: Oh no!
Big Brother: However, Rémy did not hear what you said. Big Brother is glad to reveal that no other Housemate has shown a sign of hearing you talk. Therefore you have passed your secret mission, and are immune from this week's eviction.
Conor: YES!
Laura [S]: Thank **** for that!
Laura [P]: Wooooo!
The other Housemates applaud and laugh. The two Lauras introduce themselves to the other Housemates.
Big Brother: There is more.
They immediately hush.
Big Brother: In addition to your immunity, only you, Laura and Laura will be nominating this week.
Conor: Shut up!
Big Brother: You may now leave the Diary Room.
He does, and enters the House. Hannah and Laura [P] run up to him and they hug. Paul turns to Ama quietly.
WATERS: Time to start brown-nosing I guess.
AMA: You read my mind.

11:20pm. Conor, Laura [S], Paul, Linda and Greg are in the living area. Laura [P], Shaun and Lauren are outside in the garden. Annie, Ama, Ross, Rémy, Jen and Hannah are asleep.

Conor: It feels so strange being able to talk now. Normally I can't stop.
Laura [S]: We noticed!
WATERS: Sorry I touched you last night, by the way.
Laura [S]: Huh?
WATERS: When I entered and you were silent...
Conor: Yeah that was a bit creepy.
Linda: Paul has a way with the ladies...
Laura [S]: Nah, a One Way ticket away from me please.
WATERS: That'll all change soon.
Conor: Ugh just stop it.
WATERS: What?
Conor: Being so slimy.
Linda: He's only joking, Conor.
Conor: Yeah but she's clearly not interested.
Greg: Who wants some tea?
He walks to the kitchen with Laura and Conor following.

Conor: Sorry, he's just being a total creep.
Greg: I know, I know.
Laura [S]: He's weird...

The credits roll...

[Lauren]

PMSL. All of these creative writings have me + Ross going with each other.

[Lewis.]

Shaun. My Eyes hurt, but that was spectacular! Well done :) I really enjoyed that! I am looking forward to the next episode :love: I hope I am a latecomer :love:

[Princess]

This is BRILLIANT! Loveeeee it. Especially the TT mention :P Well done Shaun!

[Captain.Remy]

I love how I almost ruined their secret mission haha.
Can't wait to read more and more and more. :thumbs2:

[Iceman]

This is really good, well done Shaun!!:thumbs:

[Shaun]

thanks everyone :)

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Shaun
thanks everyone :)


If I had karma it would be yours. Lool. Maybe in a few hours. I already Plussed MR.K. :tongue:

I was going to reveal TiBBdBB on Launch night, but saw this and though I should post it now so people do not think I had copied :tongue:

But Really Well done Shaun :love:

[Shaun]

*bumps to remind Lewis to gimme karma*

pmsl, only joking. Umm...i'll do the next part tomorrow, including nominations and the task results :O

[Lewis.]

Tried but failed :/

Still not letting me Add :/

Sorry. Tomorrow morning ;)

[LemonJam]

LOL, I love it.

Lauren ftw.

[Lewis.]

I'm quite liking Jen and Princess

[Z]

Ahh amazing Shaun! Hahahaha I love that I got the minging part of the task and that me and Lauren were dumb enough to jump in the pool, pahahaha! Brilliant stuff! Another +K for you!

[Lewis.]

Shaun. I Plussed you too ;)

You were on 63. Now 64 :)



EDIT. Now 65 :O

[Christina]

This is brill.. i love it so much, my faves so far are Paul and Jen :D

[Shaun]

Christina fancies Jen.

[Captain.Remy]

Are you going to post more then Shaun ? :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

Soon :)

Summary:
- Conor, Princess and Supernoodles had to remain silent and ignore the other Housemates for 24 hours in order to gain immunity from the first eviction. They passed their task, and will be the only Housemates nominating.

- The first shopping task, the BB Diner, has started.

- Conor and Paul had an argument over Paul's treatment of Laura, calling him 'creepy'.

- Lauren has aired concerns over Shaun and Linda, after overhearing them talking about her.

- Lauren has also seemed to show interest in Ross.

- Greg and Lauren are awaiting punishment for damaging their microphones.

[Wildcat!]

MaaaN!!! I just read this! AMA is a brown nosing Priick Dude! What the hell? :cloud::cloud:


:hugesmile: Fun read though! Youve got some imagination. Nice!

[Jen]

I love it.
Shaun, more please. :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

SiaBB

Highlights Show #3 - Monday (Sunday's events)
Day 3 - 10:23am. The Housemates have just been woken up by the sound of Beethoven's "9th Symphony". Big Brother calls Greg and Lauren to the Diary Room.

Greg: Morning...
Lauren: Do you think they'll put us up for eviction?
Greg: I dunno. That'd be harsh...
Big Brother: Greg and Lauren, do you know why you are here?
Greg: Yeah...
Big Brother: Big Brother does not appreciate his equipment being damaged by his Housemates. Through the door to your right, there is a Punishment Room. You will spend today in the Punishment Room. Big Brother will give you further instructions once you walk into the room, on the plasma screen.
Lauren: Oh my God...

10:42am. The majority of other Housemates are awake and eating breakfast. Rémy, Hannah and Annie are sat on the sofas eating cereal.

Hannah: Hey guys! Have Lauren and Greg come back yet?
Rémy: Do you think they've been removed?
Annie: Surely not, they only broke a microphone.
Hannah: Maybe they're being tortured or something!
Rémy: How?
Hannah: I dunno...loud music, something like that.
Jen: Maybe they're being forced to nominate someone.
AMA: Nah that'd be a reward, less chance of them being evicted.
Jen: Yeah I guess...

11:21am. Greg and Lauren have been in the Punishment Room for half an hour, and are sat on stiff, wooden chairs. A giant screen has been playing the Crazy Frog non-stop ever since they entered. Instructions have told them they must strap themselves to the chairs and watch without their eyes closed.

Greg: This is torture!
Lauren: A buh-ding-ding-ding....
Greg: No Lauren! Stay strong!

11:56am. Linda has come to the Diary Room.

Linda: Hey Bee-Bee.
Big Brother: Hello Linda, how are you today?
Linda: Uhh...not so bad actually. I just wanted to come and talk about the House, really.
Big Brother: What do you want to say, Linda?
Linda: Well I'm worried about being nominated really. I think that Paul's a dead-cert to be up with Conor and orange Laura...but I'm worried about the others. I don't think anyone's been evil enough to be up yet.
Big Brother: Linda, what do you make of your other Housemates?
Linda: Well I think Shaun, Ross and Jen are hilarious. Ama and Rémy seem like very cool guys as well. I haven't made my mind up about the others, really. Watch this space...

12:45pm. Rémy, Laura [P], Ama, Paul and Hannah are in the garden. The task is ongoing, and as Lauren and Greg are being punished, their parts of the task will go ignored for today. Hannah and Paul have been skating for 10 minutes.

AMA: Don't your legs hurt yet?
WATERS: Yes! Big Brother stop!
Hannah: Don't show your weakness, he'll keep it on for longer!
The music stops and they breathe a sigh of relief.
Hannah: Ugh! I hate skating!
Laura [P]: Hopefully that'll be it for a while.
Rémy: When are the memory tasks?
WATERS: Today I think.
The group are interrupted by the opening chords of Elvis Presley's "A Little Less Conversation". Ross and Jen run out of the bedroom wearing their diner outfits, and Rémy rushes to put his on. Ama begins to hand-jive, as per instructed by the DVD.
AMA: One two three four, five six seven eight! One two three..
Ross: Oh if we win this we're definitely getting some alcohol for the wind-down yeah?
Rémy: Concentrate! Dance! One two three four...

1:30pm. Laura [S], Conor, Annie and Jen are in the kitchen, making tea.

Annie: Oh my God, look how much sugar is left!
Laura [S]: Oh no! Who's been having so much!?
Conor: Shaun drinks loads of tea...
Jen: I have 2 sugars with mine. He has 2 or 3 I think.
Shaun walks over to the kitchen.
Shaun: How much is left?
Conor: Like, a quarter of a bag! That's got to last until Saturday.
Annie: I think one spoon per cup is enough from now on, personally I don't use any...
Shaun: Because you're sweet enough, I'm sure.
Laura [S]: Don't be like that.
Shaun: It was a joke?
Conor: Yeah well this isn't a joke.
Shaun: Yeah OK.
He walks off.

2:28pm. Laura [S] and Laura [P] have been peeling potatoes for 12 minutes. They have 12 hours, from when the klaxon started, to peel 500 potatoes using only one peeler between them.
Linda, Ross and Shaun are in the main bedroom.

Linda: I hope this task isn't too difficult.
Shaun: Yeah, we don't want to go a week without sugar.
Ross: Huh?
Jen walks in.
Shaun: Yeah, Jen was there, earlier Annie and Conor were kicking a fuss over there being so little sugar left, and I made light of the situation.
Jen: Oh yeah! And they like were so serious.
Linda: Oh dear...
Ross: Annie's a right moody cow sometimes, must be the hormones.
Jen: Why, has she said something to you?
Ross: Well I offered her a hand earlier getting out of the pool and she was just like "I can manage myself."
Shaun: Oh God, she's trouble, I can tell.
Linda: Hmm...

4:01pm. Annie is in the Diary Room.

Big Brother: When Big Brother plays a 'beep', Annie, a voice will make an order from the BB Diner menu.
She has spent the last 10 minutes memorising the menu.
Big Brother: After the voice stops talking, there will be a second beep, where you must repeat the order to Big Brother, perfectly. Word for word is not required, but every item ordered and special request must be relayed. Do you understand?
Annie: Loud and clear.
A beep is heard. A voice begins ordering.
Voice: Uh, can I have two quarter-pounders with cheese, two side-orders of fries and 2 chocolate milk-shakes to go?
A second beep is heard.
Annie: Two 1/4lbs with cheese, two fries, 2 chocolate milkshakes to go.
Big Brother: Correct, Annie.
10 minutes later...
Voice: I'll have a jacket potato with cheese and beans, a kids hot dog meal with a lemonade, a side-order of onion rings and some fries.
Beep.
Annie: Oh er... a jacket potato with beans, kids hot dog meal with lemonade, onion rings and fries.
Big Brother: The jacket potato was with beans and cheese, Annie.
Annie: Oh god damn it!
Big Brother: Annie, you got 8/10 orders correct. The 4 of you must get 30 out of your 40 total orders correct. You may now leave the Diary Room.

5:13pm. Greg and Lauren are in the Punishment Room. After 4 hours of continual Crazy Frog play, the plasma screen flashes the words "step in". Two booths light up to either side of the screen, and they reluctantly step in.

Greg: What have we let ourselves in for?
Lauren: Just grin and bear it.
Their booths suddenly light up, and there are boxes overhead. As they look up, they open. Into Lauren's chamber, a mix of cotton wool, spiders and ants fall. Into Greg's, spiders, eels and itching powder. They both scream and begin scratching themselves.
Greg: Oh my ****ing God!
Lauren: AAAAAH I HATE COTTON WOOL!

6:01pm. Greg and Lauren are about to undergo their final punishment. They have been given 5 heaped plates of steamed cabbage and cauliflower to eat through. They must finish 3 plates between them before they can leave.

Lauren: I am telling you now, I will never jump into that pool again.
Greg: Too right...
1 hour and 15 minutes later, Lauren has eaten most of the 3 plates. They are finally let out of the Punishment Room, and rush to the bathroom to be sick.

8:46pm. Ama is in the Diary Room.

AMA: Hello Big Brother.
Big Brother: Hello, AMA. How has today been in the House?
AMA: Uh, a little tense. I think the nice-faces people have put on are starting to wear off.
Big Brother: What do you mean, Ama?
AMA: Well, launch night. Everyone walks around acting nice and facetious, pretending to be amazing - but I've seen people bitching and there's hostility between a few Housemates already. Shaun and Annie had a little row earlier, Conor and Paul have, Lauren and Linda seem a bit tense... it's quite fun to watch really.

9:21pm. Conor is in the Diary Room. He has so far got 4 answers correct in his task, out of 9.
Voice: I'd like three portions of chicken nuggets with barbeque sauce, 2 side orders of fries, a tiramisu, and four-
Conor: WHAT THE HELL IS A TIRAMISU?
Voice: -please.
Conor: Oh my God I didn't catch that, repeat it please.
Beep.
Conor: Oh ****! Some chicken nuggets with BBQ sauce, 2 fries, a...a...tirry masoo. And a milkshake? I don't know! Aaaaah!
Big Brother: Incorrect, Conor.
Conor: No but what is a tiramisu? It wasn't on the menu!
Big Brother: Yes it was, Conor, it was under the desserts.
Conor: There was a desserts list!?

10:32pm. Lauren, Paul, Shaun, Greg, Ross, Laura [P], Rémy and Hannah are in the living room.

Ross: SO Laura, who're you going to nominate?
He winks and nudges her.
Laura [P]: Oh my God don't, I don't want to think about it.
WATERS: Well if you pick me I will make your life hell, remember that.
Greg: Paul!
WATERS: I'm only joking!
Shaun: Yeah, uh...pick me and I'll sit on you.
Rémy: Cruel!
Laura [P]: No! Anything but that!
Ross: Dirty tactics, Shaun.
Greg: Does this count as nomination talk?
Lauren: Well we're joking so...meh.
Laura [P]: I think Laura and Conor will find it easier than me.
WATERS: Yeah they'll choose me.
Hannah: Ssssh! We'll get punished!
Rémy: I don't want spiders on me, no way.
They fall silent, and the credits roll...

[Z]

:D Loved it; I shuddered at the thought of the Punishment Room ahhh! Keep 'em coming!!

[Ross]

I am loving this.

Why haven't I seen it before? It's so true me and Lauren are always put together :tongue:

Who votes who goes? :shocked:

[Shaun]

There's a brief update of the first few days on Page 2, Ross :]

[Ross]

No I mean when the people nominate, how do you decide who goes?

[Shaun]

Well I've asked Sia to choose who she thinks the 3 would choose, based on the events so far. As a housemate it'd be unfair for me to choose.

[hannah.]

i lovee this so much

[Princess]

Loveeeeeee

Lol at the punishment room,brilliant!

[Captain.Remy]

lmao at 'I don't want spiders on me, no way.'. :spin2:

It's brilliant Shaun !

[Shaun]

SiaBB

Highlights Show #4 - Tuesday (Monday's events)
Today, the two Lauras and Conors must nominate for the first time. They will be called throughout the day to the Diary Room by Big Brother, before results are revealed at 7pm to coincide with Big Brother's Little Brother.

9:59am - the Housemates are about to be awoken. As the clock strikes 10, there are suddenly loud, shrill screams throughout the House. Several Housemates jump out of their beds.

Linda: ****ing hell!
Jen: Oh my God! Make them stop!
Rémy: Why must they scream? It is like hearing Lady GaGa sing.
Ross: Oi! Don't diss the GaGa!
Big Brother: This is Big Brother. The results for this week's task will be announced tonight at 6pm.

The scene cuts to the garden-bedroom

AMA: Aaaaah good, final day of disco-dancing.
Laura [P]: Aw, are you not a fan?
Annie: Haha. Well you two passed your task didn't you?
Laura [S]: They said they'd get back to us. We peeled them all though. And it didn't feel like 12 hours.
Hannah: We can only do our best.
Laura [S]: Yeah...

11:35am. Greg and Shaun are in the bathroom.

Greg: Who do you think they'll nominate today?
Shaun: Oh, is it today?
Greg: Yeah...
Shaun: Hmm. I'm getting bad vibes from Conor. Wait does this count as nomination talk?
Greg: I dunno. We're not saying who we'd nominate, so I guess not.
WATERS walks in.
WATERS: I just know I'll be up.
Greg: You read our minds, we were just discussing that.
WATERS: Yeah, Conor'll definitely choose me. We don't have anything in common, and there was the whole Laura thing.
Shaun: He's very sensitive.
WATERS: Just a bit!
Suddenly, water falls from the ceiling and splashes Shaun.
Shaun: Great, impromptu wet t-shirt competition. Fantastic. Well get a good look boys.
He shakes his chest at the others, before Greg goes to mop up the water.

12:04pm. Hannah, WATERS and Lauren have been skating for 4 minutes. Rémy and Ama are cheering them on.

AMA: Rollercoaster...of love...
Rémy: Oh don't, they'll make us dance again!
Hannah: My legs are tired...
Lauren: Mine too! But at least we're getting a workout.
Hannah: You could do with it, babe.
Rémy: So nasty! Somebody trip her up!
Lauren: I might...
The Crystals' "Da Doo Ron Ron" begins playing, and Rémy, Ross, Ama and Jen rush to the jukebox to begin dancing.
Rémy: I told you they'd make us dance!

12:39pm. Conor, Hannah and Ross are in the garden.

Conor: I just want today to be over.
Ross: You don't seem to be enjoying yourself much in here.
Conor: No I know, I just don't like this week's task or the twist...I wish I'd been one of the later Housemates.
Hannah: Well just get today over with, and then the rest of the week's going to fly by.
Conor: Even so, the people we nominate will hate us.
Ross: **** it, it's part of the game.
Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Could Conor come to the Diary Room.
Conor: Ohhhhh!
He, sulking, obeys.

Big Brother: Conor. Please state the name of the first Housemate you wish to nominate.
Conor: Oh I really don't want to do this. But uh... I guess the first person who I'll put up is Paul.
Big Brother: Please state your reason for this nomination.
Conor: Well the other day, he was making these inappropriate comments towards Laura. And she was clearly uncomfortable, but he wouldn't stop, and I just thought he came off really creepy. So yeah.
Big Brother: Conor, please state the name of the second person you wish to nominate, and give reason for this nomination.
Conor: Well this is trickier because there's a bunch of people I haven't talked to much and they have equal reasons...but I'll nominate Shaun. The other day he was really bitchy about the whole sugar situation, and said something pretty mean to Annie when she stepped in. I dunno. He just seems like the kind of guy I won't get close to in the House.

1:41pm - Greg, Jen, Linda and Laura [P] are in the living room talking about food.

Linda: I could kill for a chinese.
Laura [P]: Oh my God, don't get me started.
Jen: I really want a pizza...with pepperoni, loads of cheese...
Greg: I hate you both!
Linda: Oh yes Jen, and some sauce for dipping the crusts in...
Laura [P]: Yeah! And anchovies!
Jen: Ew no!
Greg: Laura that's just wrong!
Laura [P]: Oh...
Linda: Haha, you killed it.
Annie and Shaun walk in from the garden.
Shaun: Tea anyone?
Annie: Oh yes please. No sugar!
Shaun: I wouldn't dream of it!
Linda: Conjure a pizza if you can.
Laura [P]: No anchovies though.
Annie: I love anchovies!

2:03pm - Laura [P] is in the Diary Room, and has just been instructed to nominate.

Laura [P]: Right, well my first nomination is going to be for Paul - he's made a few Housemates uncomfortable with the whole flirting thing, and seems to rub up people the wrong way. So that's why I'll nominate him. I don't think he'll be surprised.
Big Brother: Thank you, Laura. Now the name of your second nominee and reasons?
Laura [P]: This one's trickier, but I'm going to pick Hannah. She seems to complain about the task quite a lot and I hate negativity. I've also noticed that she's a little...flirtatious with a lot of the boys. I think it's probably harmless, but obviously if some of the guys are a bit fickle, they'll fall for it. I don't know. It's probably nothing but it's just a hunch that I get.
She walks out of the Diary Room and re-joins the group on the sofas.
Jen: Feel better now?
Laura [P]: A bit.

3:34pm. Paul, Rémy and Annie are in the outside bedroom, talking about the nominations.

WATERS: Who do you think will be up?
Annie: I reckon me, Shaun and you.
Rémy: Shaun?
Annie: Yeah he had that row with Conor didn't he? Over tea?
WATERS: Must have missed that then.
Rémy: I think that Ross may be up, because he was naked?
WATERS: That'll probably please those 3 rather than make them nominate him.
Rémy: Is Conor gay?
Annie: Isn't it obvious?

Cut to Laura [S] in the Diary Room. She has just been instructed to nominate.

Laura [S]: First of all, I'll nominate Paul. I hate the way he touched me on launch night and he just creeps me out. Secondly, I'm nominating Jen. I think she's jealous of me or something, but every time I say something to Rémy or Ross she jumps straight in and does the same thing. So I'm nominating Paul and Jen.
Big Brother: Thank you, Laura, you may now leave the Diary Room.

7pm. Big Brother has gathered the Housemates.

Greg: What do you think will happen?
Linda: Task results?
AMA: Yeah, we better pass!

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Housemates, this week you have been running the Big Brother Diner.

Lauren: WOO!
Annie: Ssssh!

Big Brother: Laura and Laura. Your task was to peel 500 potatoes within 12 hours, using only one potato peeler between you, to Big Brother's satisfaction. Big Brother was willing to allow 50 potatoes not fully peeled. Lauras, you peeled 410 potatoes to Big Brother's satisfaction, therefore you failed your task.

WATERS: That's bullshit!
Laura [S]: ARGH!
Laura [P]: I'm so sorry guys!
Ross: Don't worry about it!
Lauren: Yeah it's fine, it's just to wind us up.

Big Brother: Greg, it was your task to monitor the dirty floor in the bathroom. Greg, you have passed your task.

Greg: Thank God for that!
Linda: Bravo, moppet!

Big Brother: Hannah, Paul and Lauren. Your task involved skating around with trays in the garden. Housemates passed this task.

Conor: Yay! We only need to pass one more!
Hannah: Oh excellent!

Big Brother: Rémy, Ross, Jen and Ama. For your task, you had to perform dance routines on call by the jukebox. Housemates, on two occasions both Ross and Ama failed to perform the correct routines, and therefore you have failed this task.

Ross: What! When was that?
Rémy: Yay I can dance!

Big Brother: Finally, Annie, Shaun, Conor and Linda were quizzed on their memory skills. They needed a total accumulative score of 30 out of 40 to pass. Annie, you got 8 out of 10 correct.

Laura [P]: Go you!
Annie: I'm too good.

Big Brother: Shaun, you got a score of 8 out of 10 correct.

Annie: We're too good!
Shaun: Yeah, touch me.

Big Brother: Conor, you got 4 out of 10 correct.

Conor: I am SO sorry guys!
Greg: Oh snap...

Big Brother: Linda, you got 10 out of 10 correct, giving the group 30 out of 40. With 3 out of 5 tasks passed, Housemates will receive a luxury shoppi-
Jen: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ross: YES!
Hannah: Thank ****!
Big Brother: This is Big Brother.
AMA: Eh?
Conor: Ssssh!
Big Brother: The following Housemates will face eviction this week, in no particular order.
WATERS: Paul...
Greg: Sssshit...
Big Brother: SHAUN
Linda: What!?
Shaun: Aaah ****.
Big Brother: and HANNAH
AMA: Oh my god!
WATERS: Where am I?
Big Brother: and PAUL
WATERS: Me and my big mouth...
Greg: That'll be it...
Big Brother: and JEN
Lauren: OH MY GOD!
Jen: Uh oh...!
Big Brother: Hannah, Jen, Paul and Shaun - one of you will be evicted on Friday.
Greg: I'm shocked...
Laura [S]: I feel so bad...

9:20pm. Shaun, Linda, Hannah and Ross are in the Diary Room. They have been drinking for a while, with alcohol given to them for passing the task.
Linda: Hello Big Brother!
Hannah: We've come to say that me and Shaun won't be evicted on Friday!
Shaun: Girls can't hold us down y'all!
Linda: Amen and hallelujah sisters!
Ross: Seriously though who would nominate you two? I can understand Paul...
Shaun: They is jealous!
Hannah: Of our tits!
She falls off the chair and the others burst out laughing.
Big Brother: Who do you think nominated you, Shaun and Hannah?
Ross: I bet it was the blonde Laura!
Shaun: Yeah! That bitch!
Linda: I have better tits than you two.
She hiccups suddenly.
Hannah: My head hurts...

The credits roll...

[Jen]

I love it!
I don't want to be evicted....
Still amazing Shaun! +K

[Princess]

Awww but I like Hannah! Sorry guys :kiss: And I hate whatever anchoives are lol,they're fish ain't they????

Besides me being petty I LOVEEEEEE this :spin2:

[Shaun]

Thanks Jen <3

and sorry for who I made them nominate, Laura, but Sia didn't reply to my u2u :bored: so I drew random names out of a hat, LOL...well...no hat...a glass really...but still.

Thanks for the comments :]

edit: WATERS wasn't random :P

[Princess]

Haha how random! It is brilliant :hugesmile:

[Jen]

Will we be getting more Shaun?

:whistle:

[Captain.Remy]

'Is Conor gay ?' lmao :laugh:

[Shaun]

As if you could stop me, Jen. *evicts you* :love:

[LemonJam]

Suddenly, water falls from the ceiling and splashes Shaun.
Shaun: Great, impromptu wet t-shirt competition. Fantastic. Well get a good look boys.
He shakes his chest at the others, before Greg goes to mop up the water.

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SHAUN TO WIN NOW

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
As if you could stop me, Jen. *evicts you* :love:


UMG. :(


*Chants* GET PAUL OUT GET PAUL OUT.

[Shaun]

Lmao James, I'm trying to tone down the highlights with me because...well...I'm biased :tongue:

[Ross]

bye waters kk

[Z]

:laugh2: Good update, I like it! Tut tut Sia; be involved in your own creation!! She's like JJ Abrams; created something wonderful and then ignores it completely.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Zee
:laugh2: Good update, I like it! Tut tut Sia; be involved in your own creation!! She's like JJ Abrams; created something wonderful and then ignores it completely.


IHU.
LOST is amaze. :sad:

[Wildcat!]

Originally posted by Zee
:laugh2: Good update, I like it! Tut tut Sia; be involved in your own creation!! She's like JJ Abrams; created something wonderful and then ignores it completely.

I think she's been pretty busy lately!

Nice job Shaun!:thumbs:

[Z]

Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Zee
:laugh2: Good update, I like it! Tut tut Sia; be involved in your own creation!! She's like JJ Abrams; created something wonderful and then ignores it completely.


IHU.
LOST is amaze. :sad:

I know, I love it! I mean that Sia's just abandoned her BB, she's totally pulled an Abrams.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Zee
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Zee
:laugh2: Good update, I like it! Tut tut Sia; be involved in your own creation!! She's like JJ Abrams; created something wonderful and then ignores it completely.


IHU.
LOST is amaze. :sad:

I know, I love it! I mean that Sia's just abandoned her BB, she's totally pulled an Abrams.

Hahaha. "Pulled an Abrams."
Like Cloverfield... God that movie bored me.

[Shaun]

Cloverfield was lush you ****ing Federer-obsessed gypsy.

...wow that was harsh even for me. LOL

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
Cloverfield was lush you ****ing Federer-obsessed gypsy.

...wow that was harsh even for me. LOL

I LOVED the start. The end did my head in.
Also... Federer is fierce, like Ken.

[hannah.]

I LOOOVEEE THISSS
i'd best not go :(
its so funny though because i think its fairly accurate

there should be a tibb bb special. it'd be immense

[Shaun]

SiaBB

Highlights Show #5 - Wednesday (Tuesday's events)
10:21am. The Housemates have been awake for 20 minutes. Yesterday, the task results and nominations were revealed to the House. Hannah, Jen, Paul and Shaun face eviction. Linda, Jen and Rémy are in the garden, smoking.

Linda: Bummer about the nominations.
Rémy: Yes I thought I would be up!
Jen: Oh, why? You're lovely!
Linda: I hope you or Shaun don't go. To be honest I think it's too early for someone to go yet.
Rémy: I agree.
Linda: I mean there's 14 of us, and 15 weeks...
Rémy: So we will get new people? I hope they are hot.
Jen: Ooooh yeah...

Annie, Greg and Lauren are in the main bedroom, waking up.

Lauren: I've got a worrying feeling Hannah will go.
Greg: It's always a girl first.
Annie: I hope not though - they're both lovely.
Lauren: Yeah there's much bitchier girls in here.
Annie: I hope you don't mean me!
Lauren: Haha no way, I'm not that obvious. But Linda, blonde Laura...
Greg: You don't like them?
Annie: Laura's a bit...thick isn't she?
Lauren: Just a bit! She's only talked to me about make-up so far.

Laura [P] is in the Diary Room.

Big Brother: How are you feeling, Laura?
Laura [P]: A bit rubbish to be honest. I feel like I've betrayed some people with the nominations. I was surprised Jen and Shaun were put up really...it means Conor or the other Laura must have chose them, and it just makes me a bit paranoid because I can't discuss it with them. And I just feel responsible for everything...
Big Brother: Everybody must nominate at some point, Laura.
Laura [P]: Yeah I guess.

1:05pm. Conor and Ross are in the kitchen, talking about Annie.

Conor: For only 3 months gone she sure looks big.
Ross: Ouch!
Conor: It's true!
Ross: She's not that big.
Conor: Maybe she was big before pregnancy.
Ross: You aren't a pretty picture yourself.
Hannah and Paul walk in from the garden.
Conor: Excuse me!?
Ross: I said you aren't a pretty picture yourself.
WATERS: Oioi.
Conor: Shut up, you, what's that supposed to mean? I'm not fat.
Ross: Yeah well you ain't skinny either.
Hannah: Oh my...
WATERS: Let's leave them to it.
Conor: Oh my god shut up!
He walks off to the bathroom.

1:33pm. Ama, Shaun and Linda are by the mangle, drying clothes.

Shaun: Mangly mangly mangle.
Linda: So who's doing the shopping list?
AMA: I'd be up for it.
Linda: Probably for the best, you're less likely to feel impulsive when you come to the alcohol or cigarettes.
Shaun: You can't use it for cigarettes can you? You have to bring them in?
AMA: Yeah, I think that's what everyone did.
Shaun: As long as we remember the important stuff like milk, bread, meals...
Linda: How much do we have?
AMA: £5 per head per day.
Linda: So that's 5 times 14 times 7...
Shaun: 35 times 14...err....
AMA: £490.
Shaun: That's a lot!
Linda: It'll go quickly.

2:30pm. Annie, Hannah, Rémy, Greg, Ama, Paul and Lauren are in the living room, playing an alphabet game of some kind.

Greg: French BOOB
Lauren: Giraffes BOOB
Rémy: Horny BOOB!
They burst out laughing
WATERS: This would be better with drink.
Annie: Aaah you broke the rules, forfeit!
Big Brother: This is Big Brother - can one Housemate come to the Diary Room.
Hannah, Greg and Paul all rush, but Hannah gets there first.

Big Brother: Hannah, on the Diary Room chair there is an envelope with instructions inside. There is also a menu booklet. Take them and read them to all Housemates.
Hannah: Okay!
She leaves the Diary Room.
Hannah: Alright gather everyone, I've got instructions!
The other Housemates eventually.
Hannah: Housemates, yesterday you passed your weekly shopping task and earned a luxury shopping budget. One Housemate must now write down the shopping list using only help from 3 other Housemates. The group must unanimously decide who these Housemates are. Housemates have 5 minutes to make a decision. Your time starts now.
Annie: I'll do it!
Ross: Me!
Linda: I think Ama should do it.
Shaun: Yeah definitely.
Conor: I want to do it!
Laura [P]: Shall we just do a hands up thing, everybody's shouting over each other.
Shaun: Okay everyone who wants to help with the list, put up your hand.
Conor, Ama, Laura [S], Hannah, Ross, Lauren and Annie put up their hands.
Linda: Let's vote.
Greg: Yeah you 7 go over to the other side of the room and us 7 will raise our hands for each one of you.
AMA: And you can only raise your hand three times!
Rémy: Okay I know who I'll choose.
Linda: Alright so hands up for Ama.
Shaun, Linda, Jen, Laura [P], Paul, Rémy and Greg all raise their hands.
Linda: And Lauren?
Greg, Jen, Laura [P] and Rémy raise their hands
Linda: Annie?
Linda, Shaun, Greg and Paul raise their hands.
Greg: I've voted 3 times now.
Linda: Conor?
Nobody raises their hands.
Conor: Oh for god's sake, thanks!
Annie: Calm down, love.
Conor: Uh no, you calm down!
Laura [P]: She is calm!
Linda: Shush everyone!
Ross: Conor shut up!
Conor: Don't you start again!
Ross: Or what?
Laura [S]: Aaah let's just go with Ama, Annie and Lauren.
Hannah: Yeah that's a good mix.
Laura [P]: I'm happy with that!
Conor: I can't believe this!
He storms out to the outside bedroom, and Laura [S] follows.
Greg: Bloody hell.
Ross: ****ing drama queen, how he gets to stay here over you four is beyond me.
Jen: He's just upset.

2:56pm. Conor and Laura [s] are in the outside bedroom.

Conor: I ****ing hate them! Ross has no respect whatsoever!
Laura [S]: It's just because of the immunity, they're jealous, it'll all blow over when people get their own cliques and stuff.
Conor: Yeah as if I'm going to fit in anywhere.
Laura [S]: Nobody's said they hate you, you're just angry.
Conor: Too right I am!

Ama, Annie and Lauren are in the Diary Room.

Lauren: How many loaves of bread do you think we'll need?
AMA: I'd say 3 loaves of each?
Annie: Yeah that should be about right.
Big Brother: Your hour is now up, Housemates.
Lauren: Okay. God, if we've screwed this up...
AMA: Nah we'll be fine, they'll understand.

5:54pm. Ross, Shaun, Rémy, Greg, Linda, Paul and Hannah are sat in the living room. Conor and Laura [S] walk in from the garden.

WATERS: Here we go.
Conor: Don't start.
Linda: So uh, Rémy, how long have you spoke English for?
Ross: Have you calmed down yet?
Conor: I want to forget about it.
Hannah: You can't just have arguments and then forget about them, they need to be resolved.
Laura [S]: No they don't, we've had enough conflict already!
Ross: Err she was talking to Conor.
Laura [S]: Yeah well I'm involving myself.
Shaun: For ****'s sake...
Rémy: Guys just calm down! We're here to have fun not to have silly disputes.
Linda: Rémy speaks sense.
Hannah: Some people in here are just too touchy.
Laura [S]: Yeah, they really are.
They trade bitchy looks in silence, as the group falls tense.
Rémy: Anyway, for about 8 years now Linda.

7:28pm. Jen, Greg and Lauren are in the jacuzzi.

Jen: So my last boyfriend turned out to be a total asshole.
Greg: Oh, why?
Jen: Well he cheated on me with my best mate...that's not a good start.
Greg: Ouch...
Lauren: Oh god, I had something like that happen to me.
Greg: Well they're both fools.
Jen: You're such a flirt!
Greg: That I am...
Ross walks over and climbs in.
Ross: Foursome?
Greg: Err...
Jen: Kinky! Let's play truth or dare!
Greg: Lauren, get a wine bottle!
Lauren: Ew no thanks. Who's first?
Ross: I'll go. Dare.
Jen: Bite Greg's nipple!
Greg: Uhh...
Ross lunges and bites it without hesitation.
Greg: Oh my-!
Lauren: The temperature's rising! You like that Greg?
Greg: Oh yeah, I've got a massive hard-on now.
Ross: I have that effect. Jen's turn!
Jen: Err...truth.
Lauren: Boring!
Jen: Alright, dare...
Ross: Make out with Lauren.
Lauren: Excuse me!
Jen: If she's OK with it...
Lauren reluctantly agrees and they begin kissing.
Greg: ...score.
Ross: Muahaha.
Jen: Okay done!

11:34pm. In the garden, Jen, Ross, Greg, Rémy, Lauren, Laura [S], Laura [P], Conor, Shaun, Paul and Hannah have been playing wild dares for the past few hours. Conor is currently running around the garden naked, with his hands covering his modesty.

Shaun: Oh lord...
Lauren: Is it cold, Conor?
Jen: Hahaha!
Conor: Oh my God! This is so naughty.
Greg: Aaaah put some clothes on!
WATERS: My turn for a dare!
Laura [S]: Hmm...go into the bedroom, banging saucepans, and wake them up!
Shaun: Yes!
Hannah: I'll do it too!
They rush to the kitchen and the others watch in anticipation from the garden window. Paul and Hannah suddenly burst into the main bedroom with loud bangs and screams.
Linda: What the-!
Annie: Aaaaah shut the **** up!
They run out giggling and place the kitchenware back. They run back outside. The camera cuts to inside the main bedroom.

Annie: Some of them are so ****ing immature.
Linda: That they are...

Credits roll.

[LemonJam]

Epic!

Quote of the episode "Conor is currently running around the garden naked, with his hands covering his modesty."

[Captain.Remy]

Brilliant once again.
BUT, one thing: I've been speaking English for 12 years. But that's ok, you couldn't know.
Just well done again. :hugesmile:

[Jen]

Shaun this really is amaze.
It is far better than current BB10, which is dull.
It really is brilliant.

[Princess]

Amazinggggggg

[Shaun]

thanks everyone :)

[hannah.]

im so not getting enough air time!

bring fom in as a latecomer haha

other than that i loveee it

[Ross]

pmsl conor you whiney bitch.
i love gregs nipple ;)

[Z]

LOL at me being a raging slut, nice one. Good stuff :D!

[Jen]

I want a TISBB romance.

[Z]

Yeah, Conor and Ross, definitely.

[Ross]

Originally posted by Zee
Yeah, Conor and Ross, definitely.
ew

[Shaun]

I've got one in the pipeline, don't you worry :tongue:

Now gimme some karma, sluts - I didn't get ONE for the last HL show. In fact it went down, unappreciative wankstains.

[Jen]

Fine you K *****.

+K

P.S Has the person who is to be evicted been chosen?

[Ross]

+K too. :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

Yeah we came to an agreed decision :P

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
Yeah we came to an agreed decision :P

I'm scared. :sad:

[Shaun]

SiaBB

Highlights Show #6 - Thursday (Wednesday's events)
10:45am. The Housemates have been awake for 45 minutes and the majority are sat in bed talking. Last night, Hannah and Paul irritated Annie by waking her up as part of a dare. Annie, Linda, Rémy and Laura [P] are in the main bedroom.

Annie: I can sense there'll be an argument today.
Linda: What, over last night?
Annie: Yeah.
Rémy: What happened?
Annie: Well Paul and Hannah came in when I was asleep, and started making this awful racket and giggling...and it's just immature. This is meant to be a House for adults, not children.
Laura [P]: Yeah I guess that's pretty annoying. I was in the other bedroom, but I heard their noise...
Linda: We'll have a group talk later or something.
Rémy: Yeah that's best.

Paul, Hannah and Lauren are in the garden smoking.

WATERS: I bet you she's bitching about us now.
Lauren: Who?
WATERS: Annie.
Hannah: Hmm...
WATERS: I don't ****ing care to be honest. She can bring it. Pregnant or not, she doesn't get special treatment.
Lauren: Well she was trying to sleep...
WATERS: It was a joke.
Lauren: Yeah but if you were in her position I doubt you'd be so forgiving.
Hannah: True...

12:01pm. The majority of Housemates are in the living room.

Linda: Guys whilst we're all here. About last night...
Ross: What?
Laura [S]: Oh...
Linda: Yeah. There was a lot of noise made and I'm not complaining about you lot having fun, but there's a line. And running into the bedroom when others are sleeping, with pots and pans and banging, is way over the line.
AMA: When was this?
Conor: Last night - Paul and Hannah ran in as a dare.
AMA: Oh.
WATERS: It was just for laughs.
Annie: Yeah but there's a difference between having fun and waking everyone up for the fun of it.
WATERS: It wasn't even that late!
Linda: It was past midnight...
WATERS: No way.
Lauren: Probably was.
WATERS: Oh whatever, this is just gang tactics.
Laura [S]: What?
Conor: Yeah everyone's ganging up on you for a reason, you're in the wrong.
WATERS: Like you'd know what wrong is, you gimp.
Linda: Oh Paul shut the **** up!
Conor: Don't call me a gimp you prick
Greg: Guys, calm down.
AMA: Paul watch what you're saying.
WATERS: Oh so you've turned as well?
AMA: When you refuse to act like a man and name-call, yeah.
Annie: Grow up, Paul.
Ross: Aaaah I'm going outside.
Laura [P]: Same.
They walk into the garden, Conor and Laura [S] following.

Laura [S]: If he doesn't go on Friday, it'll be a nightmare.
Conor: He is such an asshole!
Ross: Don't take any notice of him, he's trying to wind people up.
Laura [P]: I don't feel bad nominating him now.
Conor: Nor me.
Laura [S]: You can't say that!
Laura [P]: Oh ****.

Back in the House.

WATERS: Watch them ****-stir.
Annie: Because you've just called one of them a gimp!
Linda: Jesus, you're a moron.
WATERS: Likewise.

2:39pm. Shaun, Hannah and Jen are in the bathroom.

Shaun: I heard you got up to some naughty antics last night, Jen.
Jen: Maybe...
Hannah: Apparently she made out with Lauren!
Jen: Hannah! Ssh!
Shaun: No way! Are you a lesbian?
Jen: **** off, no! It was a dare!
Shaun: Jen loves fanny.
Jen: Shaun loves willy.
Shaun: True.
Hannah: I saw Ross biting Greg's nipple.
Shaun: What!?
Jen: Yeah haha, that was rather hot...
Hannah: I'd rather it was Rémy and not Ross.
Jen: Ooh don't get me started.
Shaun: Slags.

3:24pm. Ama is in the Diary Room. It is his birthday, and he has been given a tray with a slice of birthday cake, a party hat, blower, pint of lager and a pizza to share with one other Housemate.

Big Brother: Big Brother will call the Housemate you choose to the Diary Room.
AMA: Okay err...Lauren seems the most game. Can she come?
Big Brother: Of course.
He puts on his party hat. Outside in the dining area, Lauren, Ross, Rémy and Annie are talking.

Annie: So yeah...
Rémy: I prefer breasts.
Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would Lauren please come to the Diary Room.
Annie: Isn't someone already in there?
Lauren: Dunno...
She goes.

4:10pm. Paul, Hannah and Greg are in the garden sunbathing.

Greg: Hannah pull up your bra, you're leaving nothing to the imagination.
Hannah: Perv!
WATERS: Don't say that Greg! I want boob.
Hannah: You're not getting boob.

Lauren and Ama are in the Diary Room. "Destination Calabria" by Alex Gaudino is playing, and the two are dancing around in party hats drinking beer. Lauren spills some down her top.

AMA: Right, take it off!
Lauren: Cheeky!
AMA: It's my birthday...

7:12pm. The two Lauras, Conor, Shaun and Greg are in the garden dancing.

Greg: What the **** are we doing?
Laura [S]: Being sexy!
Conor: There's not even any music...

Hannah, Jen, Annie and Rémy are in the Diary Room.

Annie: Big Brother if you take these two girls...
Rémy: Gorgeous girls!
Jen: Awww!
Annie: Me and Rémy are going on strike!
Rémy: Yeah I'll climb the walls and break them!
Big Brother: What makes you think Hannah and Jen might be evicted, Annie and Rémy?
Annie: The public always takes the sexy girl away first.
Hannah: Yeah...Shaun's screwed then.

Ama, Lauren, Ross and Paul are playing a make-shift football game out of an orange and two cushions in the dining area.

Ross: Rossinho shoots...
Lauren: Rossinho? That's shameful.
AMA: We'll be calling him Paulnaldo next.
WATERS: Pauleta.
Lauren kicks the orange and it explodes.
AMA: Foul!

9:01pm. Linda, Annie, Rémy, Greg, Shaun and Laura [P] are on the sofas making weird noises.

Greg: Keebleshnee.
Linda: OCH!
Shaun: Mamama.
Rémy: Flooo!

Ross is in the bathroom, plucking his eyebrows. He plucks one, squeals, and drops the tweezer in the sink.
Hannah, Conor and Laura [S] are in the garden discussing boys.

Hannah: Who would your dream celebrity date be?
Laura [S]: Oooh...Zac Efron.
Conor: Oh my God yeah!
Hannah: I think he's too pretty. Do you know Jeff Leach?
Laura [S]: No... oh God Enrique Iglesias too!
Conor: Heaven!

11:12pm. Linda, Annie, Paul, Laura [S], Shaun, Lauren, Jen, Hannah and Greg are on the sofas.

Linda: I'm gonna hit the hay now. No noises now, all!
WATERS: Wouldn't dream of upsetting the Leader.
Linda: I don't think that highly of myself. Nor of you.
WATERS: The feeling's mutual.
Shaun: Night lili!
Annie: I'm going too, my eyes are beginning to hurt.
WATERS: Going together, eh...
Hannah: Oh Paul just shut up!
Annie: ...kudos to you Hannah. Night!
They leave for the bedroom.
WATERS: I won't miss them.
Jen: And we won't miss you.

Credits roll...

[Jen]

My life is now complete.
I have been looking forward to that for ages.
AMAZING stuff again Shaun :D

:lovedup:

[LemonJam]

Loves it.

[Shaun]

yuh ikr. :dazzler:

[Shaun]

UM EXCUSE ME.
I DON'T WRITE THIS **** FOR FUN.
I WRITE IT FOR KARMA AND APPRECIATION.
****ING GIMME.

[Princess]

Love it!!! Lol at the random noises bit and :O and the nominations bit. Will K+ when my time is up.

[Shaun]

yay laura ily.

[Z]

Keebleshnee indeed. I just plussed Mrluvaluva's karma, I'll + you tomorrow! Great stuff :)

[hannah.]

Hannah: Who would your dream celebrity date be?
Laura [S]: Oooh...Zac Efron.
Conor: Oh my God yeah!
Hannah: I think he's too pretty. Do you know Jeff Leach?


HAHAHAHA
i love you
so much

put jeff in there for a task or something

[Shaun]

I had to slip him in somehow :tongue:

I'll get working on the first eviction tonight :wink:

[Billy]

LOL this is great!

[Captain.Remy]

I'm loving it, still brilliant. Well done guys !

[Shaun]

After the next show [first eviction], I'll be posting this in weekly segments. It's too time-consuming otherwise and I don't want to do this again 13 more times :tongue:

[Z]

Originally posted by Shaun
After the next show [first eviction], I'll be posting this in weekly segments. It's too time-consuming otherwise and I don't want to do this again 13 more times :tongue:

What! No! We demand daily updates!



Weekly segments is coooool!

[Shaun]

greg **** i'm not writing 13 weeks worth of daily updates

[Z]

Originally posted by Shaun
greg **** i'm not writing 13 weeks worth of daily updates

If Big Brother can do it, you can do it! I bet this gets more views than the real BB any day... :tongue:

[Captain.Remy]

Say wut Shaun ?
How is it going to work anyway ? Like 7 days in one post ?

[Shaun]

SiaBB

Highlights Show #7 & Eviction #1 - Friday (Thursday's events)
Credits roll.

Davina: Hello and welcome to Big Brother! Wow, what a week. We've had backstabbing, arguments, lesbian snogs, roller-skating, birthdays, secret missions and even a dollop of nipple biting! But for one unlucky Housemate, Summer is about to be very shortlived indeed. But who do you want out? To evict HANNAH, dial 09016 203iu39028i309032.

The crowd is mixed, with the boos slightly louder.

Davina: To evict JEN, dial 09016 20330208320984902298.

The crowd cheers her, with a few girls booing.

Davina: To evict PAUL, dial 09016 292389829829372082

Heavy boos are heard from the crowd

Davina: And to evict SHAUN, dial 09016 23082930329383!

The crowd cheer, and begin chanting GET PAUL OUT

Davina: Now onto our first helping of Thursday's highlights, and the dust has just settled after Paul and Linda's argument...

10:03am. In the main bedroom, Linda, Annie, Shaun, Greg, Laura [P] and Conor are waking up.

Linda: Just one more day of that ****.
Annie: God I hope so.
Conor: If he doesn't go, I'm going to scream.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Can Conor and Laura [P] come to the Diary Room.

Laura [P]: Oh no!
Shaun: What've you done?
Conor: We were discussing nominations...
Annie: ****...
They go to the Diary Room.

Laura [P]: Hello Big Brother...
Big Brother: Conor and Laura. Are you aware of the rule regarding nominations in the Big Brother House?
Conor: Yeah..
Big Brother: Yesterday, at 12:06pm, Laura, you said, in a conversation with Laura, Ross and Conor about Paul, "I don't feel bad nominating him now." Conor you then said "nor me."
Laura [P]: I'm so sorry!
Big Brother: Conor and Laura, you will be banned from nominating next week for this rule break. In addition, you must now go to a bedroom and confiscate two Housemates' items of clothing without letting them know.
Conor: What!? I'll definitely be up now!
Laura [P]: I don't want to steal their things...they hate us enough as it is!
Big Brother: The Diary Room is now open.
They leave and begin whispering.
Conor: We could agree on Paul I guess...
Laura [P]: I suppose. The guys won't miss their clothes as much, surely?
Conor: Yeah. Paul and...Ross?
Laura [P]: Fine by me! Let's go.
They walk hurriedly to the outside bedroom and find Rémy, Ama, Hannah and Jen inside. Conor begins rummaging in Paul's suitcase and finds a jacket, whilst Laura grabs a pair of jeans from Ross' drawer.
AMA: What the-!?
Conor: Don't ask. Don't tell either!
Hannah: Don't take my things!
Laura [P]: We aren't, just theirs.
They rush to the Diary Room.

12:34pm. Ross is in the bedroom, getting dressed. Jen, Laura [S] and Rémy are still in the bedroom.
Ross: Where are my jeans?
Laura [S]: Huh?
Ross: My jeans! They were in here.
Rémy: Can't you wear another pair?
Ross: Yeah but I want to know where they've gone!
He walks off into the living room wearing only boxers. A group of Housemates are having a conversation about television.
Ross: Who's taken my jeans?
Linda: You what?
Laura [P]: What jeans?
Ross: A pair of my jeans have gone missing.
Lauren: Maybe Big Brother did it!
Conor: Oh my God, I hope they haven't taken any of my stuff.
He rushes off to the bedroom, with Laura and Linda following. Once they get in the bedroom, Laura and Conor burst into laughter.
Linda: What's so funny?
Conor: We did it!
Linda: That's a bit...shitty.
Laura [P]: No we had to! Big Brother made us as punishment for discussing nominations.
Linda: Aaaaaah. And you can't be caught?
Conor: Yeah.

[hannah.]

CLIFFHANGER

[Shaun]

SiaBB

The highlights fade and Davina is stood on-stage.
Davina: Those little blighters. See you in three. Crowd cheer.
Adverts...
The titles roll again.
Davina: Welcome back! All week, Hannah, Jen, Paul and Shaun have been put to the public vote by the three mutes. But who do you want to be the dreaded first evictee?
She gives the numbers again.
Davina: The lines close in 15 minutes. Now, back to yesterday - how long will Laura and Conor's little game last? Oh and keep your eyes peeled for a fantastic Shirley Bassey impression.

12:49pm. Ross is still confronting about the House about his missing jeans. Paul enters the living room from outside.
WATERS: One of my jackets is missing.
Annie: Have either of you broken any rules or anything?
Ross: No!
WATERS: Of course not.
Greg: Maybe they're just trying to wind us up.
Laura [S]: Yeah...but none of my stuff's gone though.
Linda: I dunno. Stealing something from everyone would be obvious.
Hannah: I think it was someone in the House.
Jen: Really?
WATERS: If it ****ing is, I want my jacket back now.
Ross: Same.
They walk out back to the bedroom, before Laura and Conor burst out laughing.
Shaun: What's so funny?
Conor: Just...just how they're overreacting.
Laura [P]: Yeah...

1:34pm. Hannah, Jen, Shaun and Greg are in the garden sunbathing.

Shaun: I reckon it was Conor who did it.
Hannah: I know it's him who did it, him and Laura.
Greg: What? Why?
Hannah: They had to, Big Brother made them. But Paul and Ross can't know it was them apparently.
Jen: Oh my God!
Shaun: That's nasty.
Hannah: Meh, if it makes Paul an argumentative asshole, it gets him evicted, I'm not complaining.
Shaun: True...

2:55pm. Annie, Ama and Linda are in the living room. The others are outside sunbathing.

Linda: The people in this House are way too young.
AMA: Yeah, they're rather immature as a whole. And it's not an age thing, because Annie here's as mature as they come.
Annie: You're too kind.
Linda: Aye, I just hope this doesn't become a split.
Annie: You've got quite a few friends in here haven't you?
Linda: I get on with a few I suppose.
AMA: Hmm, I need to find some alliances really, because I get the feeling Paul's a goner.

4:08pm. Rémy comes to the Diary Room.

Rémy: Hello Big Brother.
Big Brother: Hello Rémy. How are you today?
Rémy: A little down to be honest. The House is always arguing and bitching and it is very boring. Like Paul is really rude sometimes and then Conor can be really dramatic. It's just very pointless and they are doing themselves no favours. And another thing, about Lauren? She doesn't have very good hygiene. She needs to wash her hair.
Big Brother: Is that all, Rémy?
Rémy: Yes.

The camera cuts to Davina who gives us the phone numbers one more time, before cutting to breaks.

[hannah.]

shaun i love this so much, i dont think you realise

I NEED MORE AIRTIME HOWEVER

[Shaun]

SiaBB

Davina: Welcome back! The phone lines are now closed and I'll be talking to the House...after these little doses. Now, are the cameras steaming up or is it just me?

6:56pm. Greg and Jen are in the jacuzzi.

Greg: If I take off my shorts will you?
Jen: ...maybe.
He does, and she begins laughing.
Greg: Your turn!
Jen: Oh God...okay, but not my bra.
Greg: How is that any better!?
Jen: Ssh!

In the living room, Annie, Linda, Shaun, Conor, the Lauras and Ross are eating dinner.

Annie: A toast!
Conor: Uh to what?
Annie: To the House! And to the nominees.
Shaun: I'm welling up here.
Linda: Not all of the nominees though.
Ross: Where are the others?
Linda: Bedroom, garden, I dunno.

Back to the jacuzzi and the pair are close. They begin kissing for a few minutes, before breaking up as Hannah comes out of the bedroom.

8:59pm. Hannah, Ross and Paul are in the Diary Room.

Ross: Hello!
Hannah: Big Brother we want booze!
WATERS: Make it snappy!
Ross: And where the **** are my clothes?
WATERS: Mine too!
Big Brother: Ross and Paul, Big Brother has not taken your clothes.
WATERS: Bullshit.
Hannah: What about alcohol?
Big Brother: Big Brother will not be providing Housemates with alcohol this evening, Hannah.
Hannah: ****s sake!
They leave and enter the living room, where Lauren, Shaun, Linda, Ama, Conor, Laura [S] and Rémy are sat.
WATERS: So basically someone in here's taken our clothes.
AMA: How do you know?
Ross: Big Brother just said.
Laura [S]: Weird...
WATERS: No, not weird. ****ing annoying.

11:14pm. In the main bedroom, Annie, Linda, Shaun and Laura [P] are sleeping. Greg and Jen are still in the jacuzzi.

Jen: I think it's time to get out now.
Greg: Hmm, can you pass me my shorts?
Jen: Embarrassed?
She does it, and they head off to the bedroom together.
Jen: Night everyone!
They climb into the double bed and kissing noises are heard.

Davina: Oh my days! Well I'm now in the eviction studio, and I'm now going to talk to the House. Big Brother House, this is Davina. You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear.
Laura [S]: Aaaah oh my god!
Jen: Hold my hand! Hannah!
Shaun: ****.
AMA: Good luck everyone!
Davina: Hannah, Jen, Paul and Shaun. The voting lines are now closed and I can now reveal that the first Housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother House is...

[Ross]

Love it! +K :lovedup:

[LemonJam]

D:

[hannah.]

OH DEEAR

[Shaun]

SiaBB

Davina: ...PAUL!
Annie: Oh my God!
Jen: Oh no!
Conor: Thank the lord...
Linda: Amen.
WATERS: Aaah shut up you gays.
Shaun: Oh my...
Davina: Paul, you have half an hour to say your goodbyes.

[LIVE]

AMA: Wow...
Annie: I can't say I'll miss you, Paul.
WATERS: Feeling's mutual.
Hannah: Guys just be civil for now OK?
Conor: What's the point? He'll just spend all week ripping us in the tabloids.
WATERS: Well I'm not going to praise you.

Credits roll.



[b]Davina: Welcome back to Big Brother! Earlier you decided to evict Paul with 56% of the overall vote. I'm now going to speak to the House. Big Brother House, this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear. Paul - you have 30 seconds to say your goodbyes, I'm coming to get you!

WATERS: ****!
Lauren: Byeee!
He begins hugging several of the girls and Ama, distancing himself from the others. He rushes up the stairs and waves back briefly.
Laura [S]: Are they booing!?
WATERS: Yeah!
Laura [S]: Good!
She shuts the door.
The main doors open to a sea of boos and some screams here and there. Paul walks down the stairs waving confidently and posing for photographs. He heads down the walkway with Davina towards the Interview Studio.

[hannah.]

thank goodness

[Shaun]

thanks Ross :D

[hannah.]

do we get an interview?

[Shaun]

oh no, i cba with that. I might interview evictees if they ask for one though.

[Shaun]

bump considering only hannah's seen who's evicted :p

[MarkWaldorf]

*throws tomato at paul*

[Ross]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
*throws tomato at paul*

[Shaun]

pmsl

[WATERS]

Tut Tut just read all this i hated myself in it you made me a twat
for this you are on my enemy list...

[Jen]

Shaun, I love this. I'm addicted.
Also.. OHAY BB Romance Moi and Greg.

[Princess]

Loveeeeeeeeeeeeee,and I like not being able to nominate,lol!

*must come up with joint name for Jen and Greg*

[Shaun]

Jeg or Gren? :tongue:

[Princess]

Haha Gren,I like that!

edit:Omg can you put me naming them in the next episode? Lol!

[Z]

How didn't I see this until now? Awesome! Gren hahahah!!

[Jen]

OHAY©

[Z]

Originally posted by Jen
OHAY©

:hugesmile:

[Shaun]

I need to write more but but cement mixer guacamole.

[Z]

Update soon, Shaun? :D

[Princess]

I miss this!!!

[Shaun]

I don't :P it takes too much effort to write.