Riddles

[Loukas]

Lets Have Some Fun! I have a riddle for you!

What Is The Longest Word In The Dictonary?

Clue: Be Careful, There's Only 6 letters :tongue:

DoubleTrouble :laugh:

[30stone]

Tonary?

lol

"A tonary is a liturgical book in the Western Christian Church containing various chants which is organized according to the eight psalm ..."

[Loukas]

Originally posted by 30stone
Tonary?

lol

"A tonary is a liturgical book in the Western Christian Church containing various chants which is organized according to the eight psalm ..."

WHAT?! :P

Nope. Keep Guessing!

[Noel]

SmileS ?

[Twilight]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[ILoveTRW]

Dictionary is the longest word in The Dictionary

am i right???

[Noel]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Clue: Be Careful, There's Only 6 letters :tongue:


...

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Bradley!
SmileS ?

:thumbs: Smart Guy!!!

Your go mate.. Give us a riddle!

For anyone who didnt get that there is a mile between the 2 S's

SmileS

[Twilight]

6 letters Smiles the longest is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[Noel]

YAAAAAAAY! :D:D

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Bradley!
YAAAAAAAY! :D:D

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

A?

[30stone]

I was thinking "you" take away "yo" and your left with the same pronunciation... but i duno a 5 letter one?

[Noel]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Bradley!
YAAAAAAAY! :D:D

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

A?

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

:wink:

[Noel]

Shall I give the answer? lol.

[Shaun]

queue = q

[Noel]

Smarty Fa'Nay'Nay.
*shakes hand*
*Shaun realises hand is covered in nutella*

MMMHMMM.

[Shaun]

Thanks sistuh.

New'un:

I have a bed, but do not sleep. I have a mouth, but do not speak. VAT AM I?

[ILoveTRW]

Originally posted by Shaun
Thanks sistuh.

New'un:

I have a bed, but do not sleep. I have a mouth, but do not speak. VAT AM I?

A River

[Shaun]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmm.

[ILoveTRW]

how do you get four when you take two away from five?

[Iceman]

Is it roman numerals??

[John.]

because you had two already?

[nicole_burks]

Ohh I have one:
Which ways more a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?

[King Gizzard]

Is that a riddle? :suspect:

[nicole_burks]

Is that a riddle? :suspect:
Yes it is. You have to figure it out.

[King Gizzard]

I always assumed they were all to do with ''What am I?''

[Kerry]

Both the same

[Joelle.]

A pound of feathers as they have a greater surface area? :suspect:

[Kerry]

A pounds a pound. Doesn't matter if it's a brick or a million feathers

[nicole_burks]

A pounds a pound. Doesn't matter if it's a brick or a million feathers
:hugesmile:

You got it!

[Joelle.]

God I'm stupid -bashes self-

[Kerry]

Someone else post one. I don't know any

[nicole_burks]

Someone else post one. I don't know any
Just google one!

[Kerry]

What is it the more you take away the larger it becomes?

[Kerry]

I'll be off soon. Within an hour. So will spoiler the answer

A hole

[Shaun]

What gets wetter as it dries?

[/common riddle]

[Kerry]

A towel, loo roll?

[Shaun]

towel will do :tongue: A loo roll doesn't dry :nono: it...yeah

[Kerry]

towel will do :tongue: A loo roll doesn't dry :nono: it...yeah

It dries us ladies!!!

[Shaun]

tmi, kerry :tongue:

[Kerry]

tmi, kerry :tongue:

Well women need to wipe. We can't wiggle it like lads :joker:

[King Gizzard]

how does a towel get wetter as it dries :suspect:

[King Gizzard]

Oh right yeh

[nicole_burks]

Well women need to wipe. We can't wiggle it like lads :joker:
I really want to quote this and put it in my signature because it makes me LOL so much.

[Kerry]

Oh right yeh

Drip...

(boom boom)

[Kerry]

I really want to quote this and put it in my signature because it makes me LOL so much.

Go ahead. I've probably said worse :joker:

[nicole_burks]

Go ahead. I've probably said worse :joker:
It's beautiful :lovedup:

[Kerry]

It's beautiful :lovedup:

:joker:

Switched me sigs back on for a look. I feel honoured :D

[Kerry]

Right, no riddle. This lass needs a dark room and a warm duvet

Nightee x

[Kate!]

I have one!

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

[Niamh.]

A stamp

[InOne]

A globe?

[InOne]

oh wait, read it wrong nvm lol

[Kate!]

Niamh......you are correct :)

InOne :D

[Niamh.]

YaY!! Though I have to admit that I heard it before

Em I need to think of one, hang on a sec

[Niamh.]

Michael stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 32nd floor of the office Building. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

[Ammi]

Michael stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 32nd floor of the office Building. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

Window Cleaner - looking in?

[Niamh.]

Window Cleaner - looking in?

:D Yes

[Ammi]

Haha, have I to do one now? I'll need time to think

[Niamh.]

Haha, have I to do one now? I'll need time to think

Yep :hugesmile:

[Ammi]

Ok - If I go forward I am heavy but if I go backwards I am not - what am I?

[Niamh.]

em the dial on a weighing scales?

[Ammi]

em the dial on a weighing scales?

Nope

[Niamh.]

em a rain cloud?

[Ammi]

em a rain cloud?

Nope

[Niamh.]

Ton! lol

[Ammi]

Just let me know if you want the answer - I would say my youngest told me this one when he was at Primary School, but somehow I know thats not going to make you feel better....................

[Ammi]

Haha we posted at the same time - yes thats it

[Niamh.]

Right here's one :

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

[Ammi]

Right here's one :

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

Letter E?

[Niamh.]

lol either you're too good or mine are too easy!

[Ammi]

lol either you're too good or mine are too easy!

Haha neither, I've heard a similar one before
ok

An elephant, a giraffe, a cat and a monkey were standing under an umbella
Who got wet?

[Niamh.]

em None of them cos it wasn't raining lol

[Ammi]

Yup haha

[Niamh.]

seriously? hahahaha

[Niamh.]

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

[ILoveTRW]

a river

[Ammi]

A river? Please don't let this be right.........I feel embarrassed.......

[Niamh.]

a river

Correct!

A river? Please don't let this be right.........I feel embarrassed.......

lol, it is but you weren't quick enough!

[Ammi]

Ok I know it's not my go, but I'll leave you with one before I go offline
I am a path between two mountains, and partly a path between two buildings
What am I?

[ILoveTRW]

Whats black and white, and red all over?

[Niamh.]

Whats black and white, and red all over?

A newspaper?

A penguin/nun rolling down a hill?

[Niamh.]

Ok I know it's not my go, but I'll leave you with one before I go offline
I am a path between two mountains, and partly a path between two buildings
What am I?

:conf:

[ILoveTRW]

no

[Ammi]

an embarrassed penguin?

[Niamh.]

a penguin in a blender?

[Ammi]

a penguin in a blender?

You're just sick:hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

You're just sick:hugesmile:


sorry...................a nun in a blender then? :joker:

[Ammi]

sorry...................a nun in a blender then? :joker:

Oh yes, I've met a lot of nuns I'd like to have those dreams about

[Niamh.]

Oh yes, I've met a lot of nuns I'd like to have those dreams about

:laugh:

[Ammi]

An embarrassed zebra?

[Niamh.]

ILTRW is gone offline now :/

[Ammi]

Ok can we do mine from before?

[ILoveTRW]

a nun that has been attacked with a hacksaw

[Ammi]

a nun that has been attacked with a hacksaw

haha there you are, you beat us!

[Niamh.]

a nun that has been attacked with a hacksaw

a nun in a blender was close enough :hmph:

[Niamh.]

I have no idea what yours is Ammi :/

[Ammi]

I have no idea what yours is Ammi :/

Nor do I, wait while I check what I posted...

[Ammi]

Here it is, so do you give up?
I am a path between two mountains, and partly a path between two buildings
What am I?

[Niamh.]

Yeah, I have no idea :/

[Ammi]

A valley is a path between two mountains, take away the v and its an alley.....bet that makes you go doh!

[Kate!]

I like the Nun in a blender comments, rofl!!

[Niamh.]

Here's one for you kate :

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

[Kate!]

letter N?

[Niamh.]

yeah, too easy lol

[Ryan.]

Can I have a go???

You will no doubt have heard it before anyway....

"First think of a person who lives in disguise,
Who deals only in secrets and tells nothing but lies,
Next tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
Not found in the centre but at the end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard,
During the search for that hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?"

:P

[Niamh.]

Each answer gives a letter that spells the answer to the last question, is that what we have to do?

[Ammi]

Spider - cheers for the clue Niamh

[Ryan.]

Spider - cheers for the clue Niamh

Well done, Google by any chance???

[Kate!]

here's one :)

I dig out tiny caves in which
I store Gold and Silver
I build bridges of Silver
I make Crowns of Gold,
The Smallest you can imagine,

Who Am I?

[Ryan.]

A jeweller??? I dunno..

[Niamh.]

em a bee?

[Ammi]

Well done, Google by any chance???

Haha no I got the first spy and d part straight away but had to think a bit for the er:hugesmile:

[Ryan.]

Haha no I got the first spy and d part straight away but had to think a bit for the er:hugesmile:

Ahh well very well done lol

It's from Harry Potter.

[Kate!]

Not a jeweller and not a bee! keep thinking ;)

[Ammi]

I've actually worked that one out too from the 4th line but I'm not going to say as I'm getting too big headed

[Niamh.]

Oh is it a dentist??

[Ammi]

Oh is it a dentist??

haha great minds

[Kate!]

yes, well done :D

[Ryan.]

Dentist!

Oh **** nvm to late lol

[Niamh.]

YAY! Ok here's one :

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

[Ammi]

YAY! Ok here's one :

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

I know it, I know it - I'm not saying though:elephant:

[Niamh.]

You're too good at this Ammi lol

[Ammi]

You're too good at this Ammi lol

Ok, I'll give you a tip Niamh, you're supposed to say that type not write them lol The clues aren't well hidden enough

[Kate!]

language?

[Niamh.]

Ok, I'll give you a tip Niamh, you're supposed to say that type not write them lol The clues aren't well hidden enough

But we're on a forum so I have to write it :/

[Niamh.]

language?

Yes :hugesmile:

[Kate!]

Yay !!!!! :D

Ok, give me a minute.

[Jords]

Can I have a go???

You will no doubt have heard it before anyway....

"First think of a person who lives in disguise,
Who deals only in secrets and tells nothing but lies,
Next tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
Not found in the centre but at the end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard,
During the search for that hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?"

:P

I like that one.

[Ryan.]

Yes :hugesmile:

HOW?!?? Language doesn't end in GRY??

[Kate!]

What goes up and down stairs without moving?

[Kate!]

HOW?!?? Language doesn't end in GRY??

It doesn't say the word ends in GRY, re read it very carefully. Language is the third word in the phrase "the English Language". Tricky one!

[Smithy]

What goes up and down stairs without moving?

:suspect:

[Ammi]

But we're on a forum so I have to write it :/

s**t I knew there was a flaw with that advise

[Ammi]

What goes up and down stairs without moving?

carpet, banister, railing?

[Niamh.]

Steps?

[Kate!]

Ammi is correct - Carpet

[Ammi]

Ammi is correct - Carpet

Yeah, get used to it baby:hugesmile:

[ILoveTRW]

my stairs dont have a carpet

[Ammi]

my stairs dont have a carpet
:joker::pat:

[MB.]

my stairs dont have a carpet

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s225/bloodyrain2/gif/tumblr_lfz4b64Vok1qann4q.gif

[Niamh.]

hahahaha

[MB.]

hahahaha

I take it that's a riddle.
Hahahaha backwards is 'ahahahah', and that begins with A, and A is a letter, and Matt Cardle's debut album is called Letters, and Matt Cardle won The X Factor, and that's on ITV, which isn't like BBC, which backwards is CBB, which is Celebrity Big Brother, which Jedward are on.

The answer is Jedward. :hmph:

[ILoveTRW]

:joker::pat:

its not because im poor though
carpet would look stupid on a spiral stair case

[Ammi]

its not because im poor though
carpet would look stupid on a spiral stair case

haha I didn't think it was

[Benjamin]

On a dark night Shaun and Ninastar were sitting together. Shaun was watching a movie while his wife Ninastar was reading a mystery book. Suddenly the power went out and Shaun decided to go to bed, but strangely Ninastar kept on reading.
There was no artificial light around, Ninastar kept on reading.

How come?

[Shaun]

it was an audiobook? idfk

[Benjamin]

No. Because then she would be listening, not reading.

[Ramsay]

The movie is the book!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaun]

I want to say 'she was reading a Kindle' but that has artificial light... hmm...

[Benjamin]

The movie is the book!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope. :tongue:


Shaun was the closest so far. (with his first answer).

[MTVN]

It's a mystery book because she can't see it

[Shaun]

she was reading aloud quotes from the book? IOWJNiofnion

[Benjamin]

It's a mystery book because she can't see it

Very close, sort of.

[Ramsay]

its a mystery how she can continue to read

[MTVN]

No I'm pretty sure my answer's right Ben

[Benjamin]

It's not. You are missing an important part of the answer.

[SharkAttack]

Braille?

[Shaun]

She's blind it was a braille book!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaun]

oh piss off sharkattack

[SharkAttack]

oh piss off sharkattack


:joker: Your turn, you got it, I just answered first. ;)

[Benjamin]

:joker:

[MTVN]

Oh so I wasn't actually that close at all

[Benjamin]

well, you said she couldn't see it. :tongue: