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A55A551N
02-06-2009, 11:52 PM
**Slowly fade in on BB Music.... Queue Marcus Bentley's voiceover**

MB: "This year Big Brother is going BACK - TO - BASICS!"

**Shot of the BB-Eye gradually getting wider and wider (the shot not the eye)**

MB: "Not only will the Housemates have to vie for control of furniture, clothing and other amenities... But Big Brother is REALLY going BACK - TO - BASICS!"

**More BB Music with nauseating, epiliepsy causing strobe effect on the eye**

MB: "There will be no Internet feed... There will be no Red button before Midnight and after six Aye-Em... There will be no BB on Freeview or FreeSat what-so-ever... BIG BROTHER TEN! REALLY, REALLY TAKING YOU - BACK - TO - BASICS!"

**Blackout on screen, fading in on a Meerkat advertising cheap car insurance**

Tom
02-06-2009, 11:52 PM
You lost me at going back to basics

John.
02-06-2009, 11:54 PM
would it really?

crossieKIDD
02-06-2009, 11:55 PM
not so sure about that one lol

A55A551N
02-06-2009, 11:56 PM
Wow, did someone steal the humour from TiBB today? :conf:

John.
02-06-2009, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by A55A551N
Wow, did someone steal the humour from TiBB today? :conf:

nope, someone just didn't come up with a good idea>:thumbs:

A55A551N
03-06-2009, 12:00 AM
It wasn't actually supposed to be an idea for the best BB Advertising campaign, obviously...?

It was a joke... :puzzled:

John.
03-06-2009, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by A55A551N
It wasn't actually supposed to be an idea for the best BB Advertising campaign, obviously...?

It was a joke... :puzzled:

are you sure? you sounded rather serious!

A55A551N
03-06-2009, 12:04 AM
Okay please tell me you're just having a wind up and you don't seriously believe I actually thought that was a good advertising campaign? lol

John.
03-06-2009, 12:06 AM
meh. okay I believe you didn't think it was a great idea. :laugh3:

Tom
03-06-2009, 12:13 AM
JD isn't alone ...

A55A551N
03-06-2009, 12:16 AM
Well... Everyone seems to have some kind of PMT today

crossieKIDD
03-06-2009, 12:20 AM
would be the worst advertising campaing ever lol
haha its funny :laugh2:

crossieKIDD
03-06-2009, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by A55A551N
Okay please tell me you're just having a wind up and you don't seriously believe I actually thought that was a good advertising campaign? lol
tbh i do, cus why would u bother tpyin all that? but because we didnt find it good ure now pretending it wss inteded to be funn, me thnks lol

A55A551N
03-06-2009, 12:25 AM
Oh I get it, as I was told yesterday... People here like to pick on the 'newcomers'

How mature.

Okay honestly... ANYONE who believes that I seriously think an Ad campaign with Marcus Bentley advertising all the BS crap that us BB Fans are trying to stop happening (No LF 24/7, No Freeview/Sat coverage etc) Would be good for the show honestly needs to rethink the whole thing?

Jesus.

crossieKIDD
03-06-2009, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by A55A551N
Oh I get it, as I was told yesterday... People here like to pick on the 'newcomers'

How mature.

Okay honestly... ANYONE who believes that I seriously think an Ad campaign with Marcus Bentley advertising all the BS c**p that us BB Fans are trying to stop happening (No LF 24/7, No Freeview/Sat coverage etc) Would be good for the show honestly needs to rethink the whole thing?

Jesus.
im a newcomer to well was a month ago lol noone picked on me :S

A55A551N
03-06-2009, 12:29 AM
Well seriously... I crack a joke about the tripe BB/C4 are pulling and people suddenly end up sitting on sticks?

And someone downed my Karma...?

What a welcoming place, this is turning out to be.

bluehill
03-06-2009, 12:29 AM
:rolleyes:

John.
03-06-2009, 12:31 AM
someone down my karma tonight aswell? but i didn't moan?, it gives you an indication if you've annoyed anyone!?

that's how i see it any way!

A55A551N
03-06-2009, 12:34 AM
Okay and that's my point...

How on earth could a blatant laugh at C4/BB annoy anybody?

I didn't deserve hardly any of the responses I had in this thread, let's face it... And yeah I 'moaned' a little afterwards b/c it was a little uncalled for.

Still, you don't see me downing peoples Karma in here for it, either.

Patrick
03-06-2009, 09:45 PM
That wasnt even funny

Stu
03-06-2009, 09:53 PM
In fairness, it was either a **** serious idea or a **** joke. Either way the **** element is involved. And the joke plays on the whole bitter no live feed angle, something most forum members are sick of hearing about. Oh, and then you complained for a bit.

Tough love. But dont assume this place treats newbies like **** just because we found YOU in particular unfunny.

*mazedsalv**
03-06-2009, 10:15 PM
Got to say, you people make me laugh. Very random and quite a **** idea :thumbs:, obviously it wasnt supposed to be good as you said it was a joke.

halions
03-06-2009, 10:18 PM
... and then CLICK and we change channel

Miss-red
04-06-2009, 05:58 PM
it made me laugh :thumbs: Nice one

~Beachbum~
04-06-2009, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by A55A551N
Wow, did someone steal the humour from TiBB today? :conf:

No, it was just embarassingly not funny! :banana:

11vie
29-06-2009, 09:25 AM
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Marc
29-06-2009, 10:08 AM
I see the joke and I LOL

Sabrewulf238
29-06-2009, 10:11 AM
What was supposed to be funny about it?

Sorry I'm not really feeling the :laugh3: right now......

CiaraD
29-06-2009, 10:16 AM
LOL I found it funny.

MargeryFan
29-06-2009, 10:36 AM
Joke threads don't really work on here. Believe me!