Improve telly with ONE LETTER!

[Stu]

Your new challenge: Take an existing TV show title and improve it by adding, removing or changing a single letter (so Eastbenders is OK, but Snatch of the Day doesn't count).

I'll kick off with:

Jews At Ten
Dolby City (shown on two channels at once)
Wanking The Dead
Big Cook Little Cock

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by Stu
Wanking The Dead


:laugh3:

[MR.K!]

Big Bother
Crime Witch
Top Rear

[Stu]

Big Brothel

Bed Dwarf

Black Boobs

The West Wang

The Cunting Edge

Wacky Rapes

[MR.K!]

The X Factory
Boner
Prison Beak
LOSE
Big Brother's Big Moth

[Stu]

Good, good :bigsmile:.



Bongs Of Praise - People find spirituality through non-conventional methods.

Dongs Of Praise - Ron Jeremy administers confession to some VERY naughty altar girls.

Kongs Of Praise - At the sight of Aja and Amazing/Awesome heading their way, people suddenly become very religious.

Gongs Of Praise - Golden Harvest movie studios produce Songs Of Praise.



Amazing how much you can get from one show!

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by Stu
Good, good :bigsmile:.



Bongs Of Praise - People find spirituality through non-conventional methods.

Dongs Of Praise - Ron Jeremy administers confession to some VERY naughty altar girls.

Kongs Of Praise - At the sight of Aja and Amazing/Awesome heading their way, people suddenly become very religious.

Gongs Of Praise - Golden Harvest movie studios produce Songs Of Praise.



Amazing how much you can get from one show!

:nono:

You forgot:
Pongs of praise

[bluehill]

Originally posted by MR.K!
Originally posted by Stu
Wanking The Dead


:laugh3:
:laugh2:

erm ill think of one

[Stu]

Everybody Moves Raymond - Wherever he goes, he's in the way. Will this drive him to suicide? Hopefully.

King Of Queers - Each week, two contestants try to out-gay eachother.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pete - A series following Peter Andre being raped in court by Jordan, and his subsequent return to obscurity.

The Boyle Family - If you thought Susan was abnormal, you ain't seen ****.

Dot The Bounty Hunter - Tired of the monotony of Albert Square, Dot Cotton goes after the evil-doers of America; packing heat and praying for their sins.

Mirder, She Wrote - The anti-bad spelling unit of Reading set out to track down illiterate web-offenders and pummel them to an extent which they deem acceptable. LOL? Not likely.

[Shaun]

Herpes - A group of normal, average folk wake up one day to realise...

Final Spore - Adrian Chiles and co. settle down to their final batch of mushrooms.

Holyoaks - Hot teenage nuns and priests? **** YEAH.

[Stu]

Shaun, they are ****ing superb!

I have to think of more now...

[lily.]

Careful with those italics now son. :nono: :laugh:

[Shaun]

Come Mine With Me - An insightful look into post-Thatcher miner towns, hosted by Claudia Winkelman.

Have I Got Pews For You - Topical religious humour from Ian Paisley and co.

The Gimpsons - Fairly self-explanatory.

[Stu]

Never Bind the Buzzcocks
A quiz show featuring people chasing after former members of the 70's band with masking tape.

Never Find the Buzzcocks
The BBC3 'aftershow' where they try to find out where they have run too.

The G Factor
A show where 3 white middle aged idiots have to find the next Dr Dre and Snoopy doggy dog.

Father Bed
An insightful comedy following priests in a small irish town and their sexual practices.

[Shaun]

LMFAO

[Z]

:laugh2: some genius ones in here!

LUST - The survivors on the island give in to their sexual desires week in, week out... And that's not the only thing going in and out.

Shrubs - Medical topiary comedy.

Greg's Anatomy - That's right, all about my anatomy.

Willy and Grace - Grace ditches her gays and becomes a full on slapper, there are no more pretensions of "fag hag" in this sitcom.

Shins - All about a group of wild young teenagers who live for sex (with a focus on shins), drugs (snorted off/injected into shins) and rock 'n' roll (favourite band being The Shins).

Fiends - Six thirty-somethings are horrible to each other, the show runs for at least a decade, everyone is mean, the ending is mean, everything is fiendish. Special guest stars include The Devil.

[Shaun]

*buys DVD boxset of Greg's Anatomy*

[Stu]

Zee, we need to get Shrubs made. Now :joker:.

[Harry!]

Britain's Not Talent

[MR.K!]

Wife SWAT - Unsuspecting husbands are shocked of thier wife's real career.
Samantha Hoe - Speaks for itself
Skint - A bunch of teenagers are sick of having no money
90201 :shocked:

[Z]

LOL Shaun.

I agree Stu, the world needs to view Shrubs! Hahahaha

Ugly Botty - Because not all of us are born with the ass of J-Lo.

The Wet Wing - The White House has been turned into a waterpark; can the President do anything about it?

Green Wang - A comedy based around a mysterious penis defect.

M*A*T*H - Nerds can't handle their poor social status and go to war.

My Name Is Pearl - A drag queen who vows to right the wrongs of her past.

The Big Bong - These nerds ditch science for drugs; their chilled out state reels the ladies in.

[Stu]

Who wants to beg a millionaire?

Down on their luck gamblers, hobos and other financial losers compete for the chance to grovel at the feet of a wealthy individual, who may or may not show them kindness.



Mock the weak

A cruel panel show based around humiliation of the frail, nerdy and timid. See also: Mock the meek and Mock the geek.




The Krypton factory

It's a bit like The Office, but set in a factory on the planet Krypton.




Spunk'd

X-rated hidden camera show in which... well. Yeah.




Gunhouse

In a dystopian future, Pat Sharp revives his career in a gameshow where contestants are placed in a dark and dilapidated mansion and tasked with surviving for 24 hours whilst being hunted by Pat and his arsenal of weapons. He'll shoot your body and your brain, then you'll never breathe again. Contestants must also be wary of two knife-wielding identical twins, who hunt the contestants without rest for the entire period.




The Weakest rink

Contestants are asked to ice skate accross the surface of a barely frozen lake in the hope of winning big cash prizes.




The Weakest mink

Horrifyingly sadistic gameshow in which a number of minks have increasingly burdensome weights applied to their slight frames. Contestants must guess which mink will succumb to crushing before his furry brethren. Winner gets a nice new fur coat.

[Shaun]

This topic - epic win

[Stu]

I am essentialy The Big Bong, only I reeled men and homeless junkies in :(.

[Shaun]

Faggart - Scottish homophobic detectives run riot.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Shaun
Faggart - Scottish homophobic detectives run riot.
Win.

[Harry!]

Cok's Fashion Fix - Style for your privates.

[Z]

Teen Years Younger - Extreme makeover program where saggy women are transformed into teenagers.
Stop Gear - A program about road safety, driving slowly and how to go about getting your MOT done, and forbids modifying your car and driving fast.
Hoose Women - A program about Scottish housewives who bitch and moan about their lives; starring our very own lili (cheap shot! cheap shot!)

[Stu]

Faulty Mowers - Educational DIY show with a comedic twist.

Bollyoaks - This week, Shaman is desperate to keep her affair with Limfau a secret, but will the evil Anam Baralaku ruin the pairs romantic getaway in Essex?

One Foot In The Rave - Victor Meldrew discovers 'Smack My Bitch Up'. You wont BELIEVE it.

Hash In The Attic - Indoor gardening pursuits.

[Shaun]

ROFL @ One Foot in the Rave & Hash In The Attic :love:
----------------------------------------------

Clog It! - Dutch specialist show follows footwear enthusiasts' pursuits.

S&M:TV - Revived kids show takes a sinister new twist.

Ready Steady Cock! - Two amateur pornstars have 20 minutes to set the scene and film. Who'll win, red dildos or green rabbits?

[Dom:D]

Super ******

[Z]

Casually - The doctors and nurses just can't be bothered.

[Stu]

I am going to shamelessly bump one of my own threads for the first time ever. Cant let this hillarity get lost in the BB storm of threads.

[ange7]

this is an epic thread
my fav was "mock the meek".
the tag line should have been..
A zany religious game show where Christians are surprised by randomly appearing crowds who gather to laugh and jeer "there is no god". ( hello channel 4 producers!!)

[lily.]

Zee: For your 'hoose women' gag, I'm no longer purchasing the box-set of Greg's Anatomy.. :P

Some good 'uns on here:

linkage (http://ukff.com/index.php?&showtopic=113123)

[Fom]

Im a celebrity get me out of her

[Stu]

Originally posted by lili
Zee: For your 'hoose women' gag, I'm no longer purchasing the box-set of Greg's Anatomy.. :P

Some good 'uns on here:

linkage (http://ukff.com/index.php?&showtopic=113123)
Yeah, thats where I got them from. My other dacent forum :laugh:.

[lily.]

ahh.. haha.. What's yer username on there?

[Stu]

Originally posted by lili
ahh.. haha.. What's yer username on there?
Toilet Duck. It's forums like UKFF that make me feel too Ross Kemp for this place sometimes. Most people on this site would be eaten alive over their.

[andyman]

The Big Bong Theory.
Family Gay.

Great thread!

:bigsmile:

[Stu]

Had a quick look through a telly guide their. Some of these might have been done but my memory is shocking so whatever...



Suppernunny - Sister Audrina Brenard fights off crime from the evil free speech sydnicate, in the name of
the lord.

Joey 101 - Friends favourite Joey reaches out to his core demographic.


Emmerdave - The home of witty soap.


Countdowns - The letters are E, L, E, P, H, A, N & T. On your marks, get set, slow!


A Place In The Bun - Yeah.


Dr. Phit - A mainstay of the chav televisual diet. Join the bordering-on-the-homophobic Dr. Phit as he plunges his syringe into the lovely nurses. Nah nah nahiiii!


The OK Top 40 Singles Chart - A realistic, and very generous, description of the musical 'treats' that lay within.


Sky News : Live At Five : It's the pop reunion concert of the century you thought you would never see, with Adam Boulton.


Pokamom : Theirs peekathroughs. And pokaballs. Perfect father and son bonding experience.


TI : Stephen Fry hosts the seminal quiz show that is all about living your life. Eh-ay, eh-ay, eh-ay!

[Shaun]

Home and Agay - Sitcom based around a conservative family who are shocked to find their foreign exchange-student is a Portuguese rent boy.

Smeggheads - Someone please give CJ some knobwash.

Being Heman - Behind-the-scenes documentary following everybody's favourite cartoon hero.

The Moobs - Low-budget kids entertainment show, with larger men drawing faces on their chests.

[Stu]

Breaking the rule on number two, but who cares. Red Dwarf reference = win. The Moobs is one of the best ones so far. You have a natural talent for this!

[ange7]

Originally posted by Shaun
Home and Agay - Sitcom based around a conservative family who are shocked to find their foreign exchange-student is a Portuguese rent boy.

Smeggheads - Someone please give CJ some knobwash.

Being Heman - Behind-the-scenes documentary following everybody's favourite cartoon hero.

The Moobs - Low-budget kids entertainment show, with larger men drawing faces on their chests.
lol if only you could do being hymen
......
42 - just like 24 but for dyslexics
23 - just like 24 but with daylight savings accounted for
bag brother - just like big brother but all the ugly one's have paper bags on their heads.
bog brother - an Orwellian dystopia set in a sewerage works.

[Fom]

Toast (Coast)

[andyman]

Dickinson's Rear Deal.

New Pricks.

Prison Freak.

Big Cook Little Cock.

Are You Bing Perved.

Fireman Pam.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Dyker Grove - a youth club for the lesbians of Newcastle.

[ange7]

Originally posted by andyman
Dickinson's Rear Deal.

New Pricks.

Prison Freak.

Big Cook Little cock.

Are You Bing Perved.

Fireman Pam.
"Big Cook Little cock."
screen play by Tana Ramsay

[Stu]

Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by andyman
Dickinson's Rear Deal.

New Pricks.

Prison Freak.

Big Cook Little cock.

Are You Bing Perved.

Fireman Pam.
"Big Cook Little cock."
screen play by Tana Ramsay
She is busy working on Channel 4 racing. Number 8 in the stripes. Estranged Truffel.

[Z]

The Gimpsons - the yellow skin isn't natural; really the whole town are wearing gimp suits, and let's just say 'detention' takes on a whole other meaning in Springfield...

Mouth Park - Dentists take over the production of the classic South Park, and rename Kenny to Plaque: "Oh my God they killed Plaque!" cue cheesy theme tune.

Come Dine With Men - A sexist spin off of the TV show.
Come Mine With Me - Because mine shafts smell! Ew!
Rome Dine With Me - Come Dine With Me goes to Italy.
Come Dine Sith Me - Come Dine With Me goes intergalactic.

Celebrity Wife Slap - Bringing domestic abuse back '09! Woohoo yeah! Beer! Tits! England!

Deal Or No Meal - You WILL take what's offered to you.

[No1MakosiFan]

Heres mine

Coronation Streek
Fastenders
CSA
Dancing on Mice
Cunting Edge (think this has been said)
Two Pants of lager
Spoofs
Motel Babylon
Mouse
Preys Anatomy
Jonathan Woss
Changing Brooms

Thats what i can think of at the moment.

[Stu]

Bumping coz' it's funny innit.

[Vicky.]

:laugh2: @ this thread :D

[Jords]

The Bill - The Pill
Dexter - Sexter
Hollyoaks - Holly Boaks

:p

[Jessica.]

My stomach hurts from laughing!

[Stephanie]

:laugh2:

[Jessica.]

I tried :laugh2:

Agatha Christie's Partners in Grime -an unlikely team up with Kim Woodburn

The Big Fat Quiz of the Rear -how much do you know about your digestive system?

The Will -a group of shoddy police officers scam the elderly into leaving them their possessions

Blind Mate -make friends with a blind person in your area

Are you smarter than a 70 year old

Jim'll Mix It -the pastry of your dreams

Ladette to Lad -helping them through the emotions of "the operation"

Mr Lean -the hilarious bodybuilder

One foot in the gravey -follows lunchtime in a nursing home

[Jords]

Love them Jess! :joker:

Edit: I cant think of good descriptions..

[Jessica.]

Postman Fat -he is super morbidly obese but manages to deliver the mail on time

Popstairs -how to walk up the stairs like a celebrity

Robin Food -how do the homeless eat

Scrapleap Challenge -how high can you jump

Telehubbies -install a television in your husband

Top of the cops -singing police officers

[Jessica.]

I used this list in case ye are wondering how i know so many programs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_television_series

[setanta]

Pot Black - Pop Black A typing error in Jim Davidson's contract has sent him on the rampage, with a trigger happy finger and an arsenal of weapons at his disposal.

[Jessica.]

Who's fine is it anyway -it's hard being a traffic warden

Masterwind -who can fart the loudest

The Sowman -what is it like for a pig-man at christmas

Child of our tim -is he really the father

Blog it -share your knowledge of antiques with the whole world

[Jessica.]

I'm Alan's partridge

Tom & Perry -kevin wakes up with a different name :bored: sorry

[Niamh.]

Lust
Sex feet under
Sex in the tity

[SiaSiaSia]

:laugh2: Some genius ones in here!

Lust - the survivors on the island give in to their sexual desires week in, week out... And that's not the only thing going in and out.

Shrubs - medical topiary comedy.

Greg's anatomy - that's right, all about my anatomy.

Willy and grace - grace ditches her gays and becomes a full on slapper, there are no more pretensions of "fag hag" in this sitcom.

Shins - all about a group of wild young teenagers who live for sex (with a focus on shins), drugs (snorted off/injected into shins) and rock 'n' roll (favourite band being the shins).

Fiends - six thirty-somethings are horrible to each other, the show runs for at least a decade, everyone is mean, the ending is mean, everything is fiendish. Special guest stars include the devil.

<3 <3 <3 <3 ahahahaha

[Harry!]

Katie & Beater - The Next Chapter - What we would all like to do to Ms Price.

EDIT - Changed more then 1 letter oops.

[Smithy]

Family Gay
Cuntdown

[LemonJam]

Ross Kemp on Wangs - Weekly, Ross Kemp goes to the slums of the cities to find the scummiest, filthiest wangs he can.

[Jack_]

I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Her!

All in the title.

[Stu]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/PoliceLights2.jpg

Comedy police notice :

Changing the letter so the show simply spells out something crude does not make it funny. Context is what makes it funny. If you can't tell us what the show is about, it's probably not worth posting.

I'm a Celebrity, get me out of her! = Context. People ****ing.
Family Gay = Not worth posting.

Thank you,
The Comedy Police

[ILoveTRW]

Jersey shore ----> Jersey *****

pretty much the same show though

[Shaun]

Question Mime:
David Dimbleby gives up the politics and uses his slot for a weekly televised game of charades.

Doctor WHO:
Japanese translation of the hit UK series goes sour as they take it, rather mundanely, to document the goings on at the World Health Organisation.

Flee:
The latest high school comedy-drama to emerge from the US! Seung-Hui Cho arrives at Virginia Tech full of hope...uh oh, better run white girls!

[Patrick]

The Gimpsons - A Show full of Gimps.

[Shaun]

Come Mine With Me - An insightful look into post-Thatcher miner towns, hosted by Claudia Winkelman.

Have I Got Pews For You - Topical religious humour from Ian Paisley and co.

The Gimpsons - Fairly self-explanatory.

oh hi June 2009

[Jayson]

Loads of these have probs already been said, lol.


The Xx Files - Sexy stories, read by Betty White.

Leggheads - Drama about people with legs attached to their heads.

American Lidol - The USA embraces the supermarket Lidl.

Buffy The Vampire Layer (taken from Friends, lmao) - Buffy has slain the Vampires, now to have sex with their decrepit corpses.

Mouse, MD - Dr. Mouse saves lives.

New Pricks - People fight it out to earn themselves a new penis.

The B-Team - A bit shitter than the A-Team, but still OK.

The Crystal Haze - A new type of weed is found.

Home and a Gay - A home with a gay in it.

[Stu]

*searches through the TV guide desperately*

[Shaun]

*was hoping my Flee would attract controversy*

[Jayson]

The Boyle Family - New documentary following the lives of Susan Boyle's family.

Ice Road ****ers - 3 people get the day off work due to heavy snow and ice. In a state of boredom, they take to the icy roads, and get to ****ing.

Star Brek - Teleshopping programme announcing the launch of Ready Brek's new product. Star Brek.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Casually - The doctors and nurses just can't be bothered.

This made me laugh sfm. :hugesmile: :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

The Price is tight - Medical documentary following Katies return to virginity.

[Niamh.]

Holden' Balls - A day in the life of an alter boy

[Stu]

The Price is tight - Medical documentary following Katies return to virginity.
:laugh2:

[Niamh.]

six feet wunder - The touching story of the boy who was born with six feet but only one leg.

[Shaun]

The Price is tight - Medical documentary following Katies return to virginity.

brilliant! pmsl

[Shaun]

Noose Women - The 'girls' finally pack it in and bid an emotional farewell live on air, with a shock ending.

Fawlty Towels - A spin-off from the hit sitcom based around Manuel and the troublesome laundry.

Shapeless - Producer: We're running out of ideas.
Ideas Man #1: Frank turns 50!
Producer: Already done!
Ideas Man #2: Remove all of their bones.
Producer: Brilliant!

[Niamh.]

Remove all their bones hehehehe

[Stu]

Spins - The boys and girls from Bristol realise they cant handle drugs as well as they initially thought.

Shamless - When the Gallaghers run out of ideas, they turn to working full time jobs as a last ditch solution to earning pay. Scenes of tedious powerpoint training days ensue.

Derren's Brown - Suggestion, trickery and showmanship in and around Croydon's vibrant gay scene.

Beep Show - Mitchell & Web find out the true meaning of road rage. Its really not that good at all.

18 out of 10 cats - Jason Manford ponders mathematical improbabilities.

Rot To Dance - The undead boogie on down.

[Niamh.]

Poop Idol : fans compete in a sculpture challenge with a twist

[Niamh.]

mock the weak : Thee show for wanna be bullies

[Shaun]

Jive at the Apollo - In an unlikely twist, there are suddenly funny black British comedians.

Brand Designs - Changing Rooms revived, with Linda Barker replaced by Russell Brand. Tassles galore.

CSI:KY - A bit of a messy cleanup.

[Joe.]

Doctor Poo- This drama series looks at a man who travels round the world in a blue car inspecting and saving people from Poo related incidents.

[Mrluvaluva]

Asses to Asses - Crime drama. 2 donkeys speed around in an Audi Quatro trying to solve a conundrum to get back to the future. No nudity is involved.

[Joe.]

Asses to Asses - Crime drama. 2 donkeys speed around in an Audi Quatro trying to solve a conundrum to get back to the future. No nudity is involved.

Haha.

FAT Cup- Four fat men, one football pitch, three cakes, whoever runs the furthest wins.

Pie Hard- How many hard things can be fit into an apple pie.

[Joe.]

This one breaks the rules but oh well-

SeX Factor- All in the name.

[Barbie]

Moose women, - basically the same show
C..ock the week

oh and to bring in a film, clash of the Tits

[Jack_]

Slongs of Praise - All in the title.

[Glenn.]

Who wants to beg a millionaire?

Down on their luck gamblers, hobos and other financial losers compete for the chance to grovel at the feet of a wealthy individual, who may or may not show them kindness.

Mock the weak

A cruel panel show based around humiliation of the frail, nerdy and timid. See also: Mock the meek and Mock the geek.

These are fantastic:thumbs:

[Shaun]

Jointless - Alexander Armstrong counts down the clock with a series of schizophrenic contestants/arthritic pensioners.

[Iceman]

Shaun you have an obsession with old threads......(although you have a good eye for the best ones)

[Benjamin]

Bargain **** - 2 teams go around the country looking for the best piece of minge to flog at auction.

**** Tales - A group of ducks, their mean uncle Scrooge and er...well... yeah...

Love Boy - Antique dealer by day, slave dealer by night (can't actually remember what Lovejoy was about, I know it was crud though)

[Josy]

:laugh3: This threads brilliant!

[Niamh.]

ahaha, I remember this

[Lee.]

Glue... a prog about some pretentious, singing, dancing solvent abusers

[Z]

LMAO this thread was comedy gold!

[Z]

The Story Of Tracy Beamer - titular character is too embarrassing to be adopted.
Strictly Come Lancing - it's ballroom dancing, with swords! Bruce Forsyth violently murders the couple who finish with the lowest combined score.
Watchbog - Anne Robinson is watching you pee.
Planet Darth - The exact same as Planet Earth, except David Attenborough's been perfecting his best Star Wars impersonations.
Life On Murs - Olly Murs is hit by a car (LOL HALLELUJAH) and wakes up in 1973 (there's definitely scope for a James Blunt/Olly Murs gay romance, fuelled by their passion for being annoying.)
Hatch of the Day - Gary Lineker presents a surprisingly regular commentary on the newest discoveries in LOST.
National Pottery - Costly revamped version of the lottery draw; all the balls are made from clay; lots of breakages ensue.
Top Of The Pots - The pottery industry has gone into overdrive; all your favourite popstars now perform on top of gigantic clay sculptures: this week, the Sugababes on top of a gigantic penis!
Lone Island - Paul Danan returns for another series to try and find a girlfriend, and discovers there is nobody there but him. Lol at him.
Coronation Streep - The great Meryl is finally rewarded for her talents and takes to the throne, replacing that Elizabeth bitch, and takes residence above t'Rovers and bitches about Emily and Norris with Rita.

[KG.]

Wife Slap - Beat that bitch.

EDIT: Oh scrotum, this has already been done :(

[Miss Ivy Balls]

The Thrill -
Coronation Fleet -

Claywatch -

What Katie Died Next - The follow up TV show to Katie Price's death.

Ultimate Fork

-

[Ammi]

This one's for Cheryl
XFarter

and for Gillian
The Faint

[Patrick]

Sabrina The Teenaged Bitch Show about the life of a young girl in high school with serious hormonal problems.

Sex Feet Under Series follows the lives of a family with some major fetish issues.

[Stu]

Kudos to those of you coming up with ideas that not only relate to the rules of the game, but actually have an inherent joke within their meaning.

Those of you simply changing a letter to make another word for the heck of it ... uh ... that's lovely work. We'll stick them up on the fridge in just a minute.

[Benjamin]

Kudos to those of you coming up with ideas that not only relate to the rules of the game, but actually have an inherent joke within their meaning.

Those of you simply changing a letter to make another word for the heck of it ... uh ... that's lovely work. We'll stick them up on the fridge in just a minute.


:laugh2:

Glad you are back on here.

[Stu]

*bows*

[Patrick]

I just realised this thread was made 7 hours before Big Brother 10 launched and the great Akin entered the house.

[Stu]

http://invictus1.net/banging_head.jpg

[Vicky.]

I just realised this thread was made 7 hours before Big Brother 10 launched and the great Akin entered the house.

I will sleep better tonight for knowing that. Thanks patrick :thumbs:

[Judas]

The Y Factor - Seriously why are we watching?
Or
The Y Factor - Britain’s national sweetheart and emblem of intelligence Cheryl Cole discuses and debates issues of global importance and interest, from scientific updates on nuclear fusion, debates on the meaning of life to top political issues, such as why dat man Wagner is still on The X Factor.

Countryphile - John Craven brings us the latest on all that country; from that Badgers nest he slept with off of the east coast to the latest way to capture Blue Tit's tits.
(Ok, thats two letters!)

Emmerdule - Some of Britain’s finest teen chavs called Emma (But pronounced Emmer, ALRIGHT?) are trained by some of the world’s finest wizards and put to one-on-one duels to win a bottle of Lambrini.

[fruit_cake]

Question Mime - the same program but with panellists mouths ducktaped up

[Shaun]

Life On Murs - Olly Murs is hit by a car (LOL HALLELUJAH) and wakes up in 1973 (there's definitely scope for a James Blunt/Olly Murs gay romance, fuelled by their passion for being annoying.)

HAHAHAHAHA
i love you.
[/typing like Sia]

[Iceman]

**** 40 UK - the 40 best ***** from around the UK this week

[Miss Ivy Balls]

The Cubs - Phillip Schofield explored animal loving.

Challenge Jackspot - Challenge Jack's spot.

South Mark - Mark who lives in the South.

GUYTV - Straight men go gay for pay.

Bud Girls. - Bad Girls go Buddha.

Fookballers Wives - Take out the football, this show is all about sex.

Power SRangers - The strangers who range.

The Weakest Line - Ann Throbinson doing her spin off show, The Weakest Line.

Toad Wars -

[Lee.]

Pump My Ride... (use your imaginations to invent programme synopsis.. all of mine are too crude to write) :D