Alex is a woman!

[Oldgit]

There is much speculation that Alex is gay. I can tell you that this is not true. He is actually a she. Yes Alex is a woman. A very hairy one, but a woman none the less.

Consider the evidence:

1. He is obsessed with cleanliness
2. He is obsessed with tidiness

and the clincher....

3. He objects to the toilet seat being left up.

[Kaz]

Sorry to shatter your illusions, Oldgit, but not all women are obsessed with cleaning and tidying! :laugh:

if it comes to a choice between dragging out the Dyson or spending the day out in the garden sunbathing, then sorry .... the garden wins every time! :thumbs:

And you better believe it - I'm 100% she! :colour: :spin2: :colour:

[Oldgit]

Fair point, Kaz. As the tone of your reply suggests, I was only having a laugh.

In fact I'll let you all into a little secret. Someone was supposed to reply by saying what a male chauvinist I was, to which I would say that I am not at all, if I was I would have included his nagging!

But no-one took the bait to seriously...

He is really getting on my nerves though!