Best Quote EVER in BB

[Annie]

Charlie to Angel: Whats your name?
Angel: Angel from heaven. Angel.
Charlie: Oh I'm charlie, you know? Like the drug

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Sam!]

Charlie the drug?

Yeh I don't get it lol.

[Marc]

Originally posted by Sam!
Charlie the drug?

Yeh I don't get it lol.

Cocaine

[Sam!]

Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by Sam!
Charlie the drug?

Yeh I don't get it lol.

Cocaine

Since when was Charlie slang for Cocaine lool. Thats a new one for me.

[Annie]

Aw Sam you are so young. Charlie has been used for YEARS.

[InsertNameHere]

Originally posted by Sam!
Originally posted by Marcjswp
Originally posted by Sam!
Charlie the drug?

Yeh I don't get it lol.

Cocaine

Since when was Charlie slang for Cocaine lool. Thats a new one for me.
Since about 1960

[Tom]

Aww Sam :pat:

But for me it has to be last year

Rachel: "Mikey, do you mind if I turn the lights off?"

[marctierman]

Hardly best quote ever lmao

[Annie]

Originally posted by Tom
Aww Sam :pat:

But for me it has to be last year

Rachel: "Mikey, do you mind if I turn the lights off?"

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
Yes that was good.

[Harry!]

Anything that Mario said last year was funny.

[Sam!]

Originally posted by Annie
Aw Sam you are so young. Charlie has been used for YEARS.

lool It's probably a good thing that I don't know. We had a drug slang book in SE once in year9 but I can't remember that in it :tongue:

[Jerusilam]

No. Annie that is nothing compared to the great Mario

MARIO FROM WIDNESS!!
MARIO FROM WIDNESS!!

[Ethan.k]

lol...."awhh, fireproof hay" i just loved it (this was when michelle bass BB5 had lifted down a camera from the roof and tried to burn it by covering it in hay) and what made it more funny is that she actually seemed to think Big Brother had used fire proof hay!!!!lol:joker:

[ross-oaft]

That was hallarious, i couldn't stop laughing when he said it :laugh2:

[\PJ/]

:laugh:

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Tom
Aww Sam :pat:

But for me it has to be last year

Rachel: "Mikey, do you mind if I turn the lights off?"

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
Yes that was good.

:laugh2:

At first i was like what ? But now i get it ! :laugh2:

[power2thepeople]

I will never forget Science responding to Maxwell, Anthoney and Craig ganging up on him in the kitchen. Pointing to them as he said "Tweedledum, Tweedledee and Tweedlet**t".
Absolute classic. I laughed my ass off. Legendary comeback.

[fairymoon]

yes that was so funny when science did that

[M X]

Poor Sam LOL.

I loved that too Annie, and Mario's "Just dunking my custard creame into this hot juicy tea:p''

and Rachel's ''Mickey, can I turn the light off?''

LMAO.

[Indierock&roll]

the best one for me is the one in my custon status made by the ledgend that is glyn!

[?]

Angel: '' Who sleeps there? Oh yeah, she slept there.. Whats her name again.. Dogface! Dogface slept there, Dogface isnt here anymore, dogface slept there. ''

[DoM-h]

Originally posted by Harry.
Anything that Mario said last year was funny.

Most things he said were funny

[DoM-h]

I dont think any Big Brother moment will be funnier than Mohamaed hitting Mikey in that baseball game they were having.

My god icried in laughter, it was poor Mikeys little shouting spree aswell.

God i laughed so hard

[Jayson]

I liked it in BB7 when pete was singing about everyone individually and when he came to Richard he said "D.I.C.K hes a big gay"

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by power2thepeople
I will never forget Science responding to Maxwell, Anthoney and Craig ganging up on him in the kitchen. Pointing to them as he said "Tweedledum, Tweedledee and Tweedlet**t".
Absolute classic. I laughed my ass off. Legendary comeback.


lol yeah that was the one i was gonna post my fave quote of all big b i loved science
lmaooooooooooo

[Indierock&roll]

mario - "Mikeys got a disability! open your eyes!"

[xmynxiex]

one of mine has to be when - Helen Adams: Is there chicken in chick peas?
LOL so remember her saying that..........

[Killian]

In BB:CH when they all had to dress as eachother.

John : Who are you supposed to be? Me?
Emilia (being John): No... I'm Shrek.

And...

Amy: You are Big Bastard! And you have Big Brother's Little Bitch.

:laugh:

[Harry!]

Nikki complaining about Richard eating the cerial

Nikki: Why don't you eat them you fat ox.

[moonballoon]

hahaha .... this is a brilliant thread. I hadn't heard any of these before ...

One of my favourite moments was probably before most of you littl'uns were born ... in BB5 i think? When Victor was ranting and raging in the diary room, putting on his gangster talk, and then when he'd finished, he paused, and asked BB really politely if they could have some more milk and bread.

Me and my friend were literally hysterical with laughter that time, I remember.

[Z]

Any of Jade's legendary comments in BB3!

[=-Incognito-=]

BB9, about 6 to 8 weeks in:

Rachel 'Darnell are you black?'

[CocaColin]

BB7,

Nikki: WHO IS SHE, WHO IS SHE? WHERE DID YOU FIND HER!

[Basil131]

^
Lol!
I loved the one by Glyn:
"I don't want to be ejaculated from the house"

[Harry!]

From my fave HM ever Chanelle

Big Brother: And who is Chanelle?
Chanelle : Meeeeeeeeeeee!

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Harry.
Nikki complaining about Richard eating the cerial

Nikki: Why don't you eat them you fat ox.

That was hilarious.

Aisleyne- "I just to ghetto to be on here you know what i mean!?" and "You better know yourself if your talking about me little girl.

Nikki- "I mean i wouldnt even wipe my ass with Richard or Lea, no..... i would rathe ruse toilet paper" "Im drunk, but i NEED more alcohol", "I can feel the venom pouring out of me as i BEREEEETH!"

Kemal- "At least someones getting wet tonight, and its not Saskia" (something like that)

"This is BB, in the interest of the health and safety of housemates, can you please remove the condom from your head"

Michelle- "Noo naked jacuzziness!"

[matty0boy]

Originally posted by =-Incognito-=
BB9, about 6 to 8 weeks in:

Rachel 'Darnell are you black?'

haha that was my favourite from last year....darnell then replies ...yup one in a million ...classic :thumbs:

[matty0boy]

A favourite from shabbaz in big brother 7 talking to glyn......'I'm sorry Glyn but I'm a tactile person and I'm going to continue touching you. When I do just imagine I'm one of your straight rugby friends, ok?'

[Smithy]

Luke n bex last year when he said "rebecca i dont feel comfortable in this position i dont no what your putting in me" :joker:

[matty0boy]

sorry another one of my favourites ..there's just too many xD ...from maxwell in big brother 6 '''When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you hear is some bloke saying 'Oh God, where have I put my stillettoes?', you know you're in a nuthouse.'''

[lily.]

Originally posted by Annie
Aw Sam you are so young. Charlie has been used for YEARS.

this. lol

[Harry!]

Richard: You do stinky poo's
Nikki: I don't! They smell of roses!

lol

[lily.]

One of my favourite quotes was:

Richard BB7 (nominating Imogen): "She's like genital warts..she just wont go away"

[lily.]

Also...

Alex BB3 (doing nominations) : "I'd like to nominate Johnny for urinating in the shower as it's disgusting. I'd like to nominate Alison because she also urinates in the shower and it's also disgusting" [might not be word-for-word but that was close]



Alex was class! Here's a vid which made me laugh..

click here (http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-829043714119878908&ei=_w0sSurRJoz4-Aai08ykCQ)

[Harry!]

Charley sad this about Chanelle:

"Chanelle's a freak and needs to live in a zoo."

[Jayson]

Jade Goody's, "Do they speak Portuguese in Portugal? I thought Portugal was in Spain!"

[matty0boy]

also another one from bb6 ....kemal is taking a bath in a dustbin, housemates such as anthony roberto nd maxwell saying he wont fit and science comes up with "he's so skinny he could hula hoop through a cheerio"

[Jayson]

Or Dean's "Call the chickens after Spice Girls.. it'll make it easier to kill them"

[Jayson]

Soz for another post but when Pete Burns said "When you're out of here, you're going to get a job at Disneyland… as one of the rides" to Chantelle, I remember I nearly shat myself :joker:

[*mazedsalv**]

"And who is Chanelle?"
".... Meeee.... stupid"

Chanelle (to charley)- "Eww dont spit all over yourself, you scruff little slut"

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Showtyme
Soz for another post but when Pete Burns said "When you're out of here, you're going to get a job at Disneyland… as one of the rides" to Chantelle, I remember I nearly shat myself :joker:

Pete Burns :love:.

To Traci : Your insincere to the point of nausea

[InsertNameHere]

Jade: Sherlock Holmes invented toilets.
Science: I'm ghetto! I live in the hood. With my mum.
Anthony: Just because I've got a sun tan, like to wear pink, I'm a hairdresser and a 70s dancer, it doesn't mean I'm gay.
Big Brother: Rachel, Please do not sit on the fence.

[Jayson]

Remembered another, this one's from Nadia, "I'm so angry, I'm fuming! I'm fumigating!"

[Killian]

I remember another one! In BB8, Emily said: "Lesley - are you alright?"

And Lesley said back: "Yes, I'm fine dear! Just sniffing my pillow."

Then Emily made a confused face.

Complete gold. I couldn't stop laughing.

[hullbb]

bb6 "anthony name a famos horse" "er sandy from dog tanion"

[Harry!]

Chanelle : "People say Victoria can't sing but I've got both of her albums, one of which wasn't released cos her record company went bust but I bought it off the internet anyway"

LOL

[matty0boy]

Originally posted by hullbb
bb6 "anthony name a famos horse" "er sandy from dog tanion"

haha that was brilliant

[Harry!]

Brian BB8

In response to Big Brother asking if women poo: "It's not proper poo. It's like rabbit poo...girls that I know don't do proper full-on dumps."

[Ramsay]

Originally posted by Killian
I remember another one! In BB8, Emily said: "Lesley - are you alright?"

And Lesley said back: "Yes, I'm fine dear! Just sniffing my pillow."

Then Emily made a confused face.

Complete gold. I couldn't stop laughing.

haha that was hilarious

[Chels]

Rex last year to Rachel -
"I'd swap you for a game of Scrabble!"

it's not that funny, but my little mind found it funny :P

[Annie]

BB to HMs.

"Rachel please remain from sitting on the fence"

[President]

I liked Science saying:

Tweedledee, Tweedledum, Tweedle Twat!!! :laugh:

[snappyart]

charlie looks like sean penn's retarded character in that film when sean penn was playing a ******.

[mustgetalife]

If it were possible I would vote Science into this house, he'd make it well worth watching!
Found Lukes DR comments quite funny, slagging HM's off then being friendly with them, love that!:angel:
Don't forget Mario was a fascilitator! No, me neither!:angel:

[bansheewails]

Cameron Stout [on Lisa's Breathlessness]: I'll put me own thumb over her wind pipe.

The only funny thing he ever said!

:laugh2:

[Stephanie]

Originally posted by MichaelSpears
Poor Sam LOL.

I loved that too Annie, and Mario's "Just dunking my custard creame into this hot juicy tea:p''

and Rachel's ''Mickey, can I turn the light off?''

LMAO.

LMFAO I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHEN MARIO SAID THAT!
and that rachel quote = lol.

[Staceee]

Helen - 'I like blinking i do'
Sree - 'I'm not that kind of silly stupid brain'

[AhmedFan2004]

Originally posted by Annie
Charlie to Angel: Whats your name?
Angel: Angel from heaven. Angel.
Charlie: Oh I'm charlie, you know? Like the drug

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Something from Ahmed's (2004) and Sree's (2009) catalogue of quotes. :hello: