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JohnnyBB
07-06-2009, 01:54 AM
ewww cairon just put a :banana: up his ass on LF!

Locke.
07-06-2009, 01:55 AM
LOL

Sayid: "You should have put that back in the fridge for tomorrow"

andyman
07-06-2009, 01:55 AM
He had a nasty itch.

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 01:55 AM
that's disgusting.

WAYNEEBRUM
07-06-2009, 01:57 AM
hes blatantly gay.

arsenalforever
07-06-2009, 01:57 AM
iHaha whatever next:laugh2:

Novo
07-06-2009, 01:58 AM
I hope he did put it back in the fridge

JohnnyBB
07-06-2009, 01:58 AM
woreser that kinga an the wine bottle

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 02:02 AM
he's been soooo camp tonight.

Daniel__
07-06-2009, 02:04 AM
Are you Joking??? OMG

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:04 AM
He's just experimenting, he was showing the kids that watch what not to do

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 02:05 AM
Yet he was intent on denying he was gay in his VT.

Daniel__
07-06-2009, 02:08 AM
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Yet he was intent on denying he was gay in his VT.

I always said from the beginning that he was in the closet or in Denial

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:09 AM
He's cosying up with Sayid now :bigsmile:

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 02:11 AM
omfg

someone needs to get that homosexual mess out of there

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:12 AM
No way, him and Sree are the only people doing anything.

Shaun
07-06-2009, 02:12 AM
David who the **** is Sayid

30stone
07-06-2009, 02:13 AM
HAHA

Not much of a "true brotherhood warrior" no more is he LOL!

andyman
07-06-2009, 02:13 AM
Did it go inside for real? I'm sure Big Brother would have said something.. "This is Big Brother, can Cairon take the banana out of his ass and put the banana in the bin."

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by Shaun
David who the **** is Sayid

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=115805

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by 30stone
HAHA

Not much of a "true brotherhood warrior" no more is he LOL!

its like letting hugo fight for the brotherhood. they've truly FAILED this time.

Novo
07-06-2009, 02:14 AM
Cairon and Sayid sharing some brotherhood love

arsenalforever
07-06-2009, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by David
No way, him and Sree are the only people doing anything.

True and god bless them:thumbs:
At least they are not holding back

One has every girl eating out of his hand

While another sticks a banna up his bum and says "innit" all the time

How can you beat that:thumbs:

Shaun
07-06-2009, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by 30stone
HAHA

Not much of a "true brotherhood warrior" no more is he LOL!

its like letting hugo fight for the brotherhood. they've truly FAILED this time.

i heard the brotherhood experiment with their asses all the time.

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by 30stone
HAHA

Not much of a "true brotherhood warrior" no more is he LOL!

its like letting hugo fight for the brotherhood. they've truly FAILED this time.

i heard the brotherhood experiment with their asses all the time.

ikr where do you think andy's gay rumours emerge from?

WAYNEEBRUM
07-06-2009, 02:17 AM
i think he wants a piece of that iranian.

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:17 AM
Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by 30stone
HAHA

Not much of a "true brotherhood warrior" no more is he LOL!

its like letting hugo fight for the brotherhood. they've truly FAILED this time.

i heard the brotherhood experiment with their asses all the time.

I heard Shaun wants to experiement with his ass but can't find anyone to carry out the experiment.

Novo
07-06-2009, 02:18 AM
Insults are NOT allowed on the forum. Consider this a warning.

Shaun
07-06-2009, 02:18 AM
It's ok David, your dad was willing after a little persuasion :love:

30stone
07-06-2009, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by 30stone
HAHA

Not much of a "true brotherhood warrior" no more is he LOL!

its like letting hugo fight for the brotherhood. they've truly FAILED this time.

LOL!

Yes, i said Cairon shouldnt be in the brotherhood.
But obvious they would like him.

I liked that analogy lol, "like letting hugo fight for the brotherhood" lolol.

arsenalforever
07-06-2009, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by WAYNEEBRUM
i think he wants a piece of that iranian.

I think he wants to stick that Banna up that guys ass:laugh2:

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 02:18 AM
Insults are NOT allowed on the forum. Consider this a warning

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by Shaun
It's ok David, your dad was willing after a little persuasion :love:

:bored:

andyman
07-06-2009, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
omfg

someone needs to get that homosexual mess out of there No need to be homophobic.

arsenalforever
07-06-2009, 02:20 AM
Do you reckon they'll put the clip of him sticking it up his arse on the H/l show?

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by arsenalforever
Do you reckon they'll put the clip of him sticking it up his **** on the H/l show?

I hope not :joker: It would be good to see how everyone reacts to it though

andyman
07-06-2009, 02:23 AM
So to like Cairon means that the person is gay?

Novo
07-06-2009, 02:23 AM
The Gay Muppet is eating the banana

hahahahaha

I hope it's the one Cairon shuffed up his arse

WAYNEEBRUM
07-06-2009, 02:24 AM
i want to experiment with karlys ass

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 02:25 AM
Originally posted by andyman
So to like Cairon means that the person is gay?

oh theres a familiar tune.

"to like britney you must be gay"

:bored:

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:25 AM
Originally posted by WAYNEEBRUM
i want to experiment with karlys ass

You are not the only one.

Novo
07-06-2009, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by andyman
So to like Cairon means that the person is gay?

oh theres a familiar tune.

"to like britney you must be gay"

:bored:

You are Gay though..

arsenalforever
07-06-2009, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by David
Originally posted by arsenalforever
Do you reckon they'll put the clip of him sticking it up his **** on the H/l show?

I hope not :joker: It would be good to see how everyone reacts to it though

It be great on the opening clip haha:joker:

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 02:27 AM
Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by andyman
So to like Cairon means that the person is gay?

oh theres a familiar tune.

"to like britney you must be gay"

:bored:

You are Gay though..

that doesn't mean EVERY britney fan is. my friend is straight and loves britney - he's even coming with us to see her.

i'm just saying its the same generalisation you put on us that andyman's moaning about now.

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by andyman
So to like Cairon means that the person is gay?

oh theres a familiar tune.

"to like britney you must be gay"

:bored:

You are Gay though..

that doesn't mean EVERY britney fan is. my friend is straight and loves britney - he's even coming with us to see her.

i'm just saying its the same generalisation you put on us that andyman's moaning about now.

He is trapped in the closet, him going to a Britney concert is him trying to break out of the closet.

30stone
07-06-2009, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by David
Originally posted by WAYNEEBRUM
i want to experiment with karlys ass

You are not the only one.

After what ive just seen, Noirins.

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by David
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by andyman
So to like Cairon means that the person is gay?

oh theres a familiar tune.

"to like britney you must be gay"

:bored:

You are Gay though..

that doesn't mean EVERY britney fan is. my friend is straight and loves britney - he's even coming with us to see her.

i'm just saying its the same generalisation you put on us that andyman's moaning about now.

He is trapped in the closet, him going to a Britney concert is him trying to break out of the closet.

LOL

you know nothing about my friend. i don't have to sit here and defend him for you.

WAYNEEBRUM
07-06-2009, 02:30 AM
duno how that iranian can sleep so close to cairon after seein that.

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 02:30 AM
omfg do not tell me someone ate that banana?

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
omfg do not tell me someone ate that banana?

Charlie did :laugh3:

andyman
07-06-2009, 02:32 AM
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by andyman
So to like Cairon means that the person is gay?

oh theres a familiar tune.

"to like britney you must be gay"

:bored: :shocked:

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by David
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
omfg do not tell me someone ate that banana?

Charlie did :laugh3:

:hugesmile:

I hope in some unusual twist of events he finds out!

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:34 AM
He loved it. After eating it he said "Best banana I ever had, it had some kind of tangy twist to it".

Novo
07-06-2009, 02:34 AM
What is charlie going to do if he does find out?

Sree will jump on him

Sayid will punch him

and then Cairon will throw him through the diary room door

MarkWaldorf
07-06-2009, 02:34 AM
:yuk:

WAYNEEBRUM
07-06-2009, 02:35 AM
charlie would enjoy it tho

arsenalforever
07-06-2009, 02:35 AM
Haha class:laugh2:

30stone
07-06-2009, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by .Andy.
What is charlie going to do if he does find out?

Sree will jump on him

Sayid will punch him

and then Cairon will throw him through the diary room door

lol

Charlie is probably the hardest of the lot lol.

WAYNEEBRUM
07-06-2009, 02:38 AM
doubt it

andyman
07-06-2009, 02:39 AM
Charlie wants another banana!

In some strange way, Charlie and Cairon have had foreplay!

Novo
07-06-2009, 02:40 AM
Originally posted by 30stone
Originally posted by .Andy.
What is charlie going to do if he does find out?

Sree will jump on him

Sayid will punch him

and then Cairon will throw him through the diary room door

lol

Charlie is probably the hardest of the lot lol.

He would run the other way

Cairan sree and Sayid are the hardest

Marcus as well

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:41 AM
Don't be silly Ben, Sayid and Marcus could kick Charlie's ass wearing a blindfold. Sree and Cairon would take him out within a matter of seconds. He could maybe take Rodrigo and Kris.

andyman
07-06-2009, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by 30stone
Originally posted by .Andy.
What is charlie going to do if he does find out?

Sree will jump on him

Sayid will punch him

and then Cairon will throw him through the diary room door

lol

Charlie is probably the hardest of the lot lol. How?

30stone
07-06-2009, 02:43 AM
Marcus yes Sayid maybe.

sree and cairon would both get beaten, not big enough.

Novo
07-06-2009, 02:43 AM
Originally posted by 30stone
Marcus yes Sayid maybe.

sree and cairon would both get beaten, not big enough.

Don't need to be big

Locke.
07-06-2009, 02:44 AM
Sree would grab him in the headlock and rip his head off. Cairon would **** on a banana and force it down his throat, then kick him in the balls.

30stone
07-06-2009, 02:46 AM
Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by 30stone
Marcus yes Sayid maybe.

sree and cairon would both get beaten, not big enough.

Don't need to be big

No but it does help.

WAYNEEBRUM
07-06-2009, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by andyman
Charlie wants another banana!

In some strange way, Charlie and Cairon have had foreplay! :yuk:

Novo
07-06-2009, 02:48 AM
Cairan and sree would double suplex him through the kitchen table then sayid would dip his beard in the toilet then rinse it in charlie's face

30stone
07-06-2009, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by WAYNEEBRUM
Originally posted by andyman
Charlie wants another banana!

In some strange way, Charlie and Cairon have had foreplay! :yuk:

AHAA ew.

andyman
07-06-2009, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by 30stone
Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by 30stone
Marcus yes Sayid maybe.

sree and cairon would both get beaten, not big enough.

Don't need to be big

No but it does help. For a unskilled fighter maybe..
Ben you have much to learn for when you hit them mean city streets.

30stone
07-06-2009, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by 30stone
Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by 30stone
Marcus yes Sayid maybe.

sree and cairon would both get beaten, not big enough.

Don't need to be big

No but it does help. For a unskilled fighter maybe..
Ben you have much to learn for when you hit them mean city streets.

Yes, but i doubt sree or cairion have ever done any fight training, they will just know what they know from past fights they have had if any.

Bigger is better especially if you are big and know what your doing.

Novo
07-06-2009, 02:54 AM
Being bigger just makes you a bigger target

andyman
07-06-2009, 02:54 AM
Marcus would go all Wolverine on Charlie..

We need Locke to join the house, maybe July it will happen as the always put new housemates in.

Locke will team up with Cairon and Sree.

Novo
07-06-2009, 02:56 AM
We Need Locke and Vincent

andyman
07-06-2009, 02:57 AM
Originally posted by 30stone
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by 30stone
Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by 30stone
Marcus yes Sayid maybe.

sree and cairon would both get beaten, not big enough.

Don't need to be big

No but it does help. For a unskilled fighter maybe..
Ben you have much to learn for when you hit them mean city streets.

Yes, but i doubt sree or cairion have ever done any fight training, they will just know what they know from past fights they have had if any.

Bigger is better especially if you are big and know what your doing. Bruce Lee was small and kicked fk out of many big men..

30stone
07-06-2009, 02:59 AM
Because he had specialist training thats the point.

even so my mate does tai kwon do or what ever kick boxing and karate

and one where he learns all locks n that, he cant do anything to me coz i outweigh him by almost 3 n half stone, there no power to his punch and his locks i can break out of lol.

andyman
07-06-2009, 03:02 AM
If Locke was in the bb house he would sus out big brothers evil plan and protect Cairon and Sree from harms way.

Locke would sleep in the bedroom with one eye open.. Those SAS men would have had no chance.

hannah.
07-06-2009, 03:03 AM
that is grim. doesn't mean he's gay though, my friends boyfriend asked her to do him with a strap on for his birthday, and I've seen him turn down guys..
she's not with him anymore though lmao

andyman
07-06-2009, 03:06 AM
Originally posted by 30stone
Because he had specialist training thats the point.

even so my mate does tai kwon do or what ever kick boxing and karate

and one where he learns all locks n that, he cant do anything to me coz i outweigh him by almost 3 n half stone, there no power to his punch and his locks i can break out of lol. Then he is rubbish! If he knew the ancient art of kung-fu and trained in the mountains then he could kill you with his fingers.

andyman
07-06-2009, 03:06 AM
Originally posted by 30stone
Because he had specialist training thats the point.

even so my mate does tai kwon do or what ever kick boxing and karate

and one where he learns all locks n that, he cant do anything to me coz i outweigh him by almost 3 n half stone, there no power to his punch and his locks i can break out of lol. Then he is rubbish! If he knew the ancient art of kung-fu and trained in the mountains then he could kill you with his fingers.

andyman
07-06-2009, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by hannah.
that is grim. doesn't mean he's gay though, my friends boyfriend asked her to do him with a strap on for his birthday, and I've seen him turn down guys..
she's not with him anymore though lmao Shock, they aint together! :joker:

Bet he has a birthday everyday.

arsenalforever
07-06-2009, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by hannah.
that is grim. doesn't mean he's gay though, my friends boyfriend asked her to do him with a strap on for his birthday, and I've seen him turn down guys..
she's not with him anymore though lmao

Thats so strange i think he doesn't want to be seen as bi-sexual if he lets a girl do it he thinks he's still straight. Did she do it?

arsenalforever
07-06-2009, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by andyman
Originally posted by hannah.
that is grim. doesn't mean he's gay though, my friends boyfriend asked her to do him with a strap on for his birthday, and I've seen him turn down guys..
she's not with him anymore though lmao Shock, they aint together! :joker:

Bet he has a birthday everyday.

Imagine if a girl said she wanted to shaft you in the arse with a strap on haha. that be ****ed up:joker:

hannah.
07-06-2009, 03:22 AM
Im 99% sure he was straight.. before they got together we were in a club and he was pretty drunk, and at least 3 guys tried it on with him and he said no thanks he was straight.. I dunno though lol

cairon clearly did of to be entertaining though, he wasn't doing of in secret and getting off on it so I dont think it says anything about his sexuality really..

and no she didnt do it lol

WAYNEEBRUM
07-06-2009, 03:22 AM
hes a fary

Rory
07-06-2009, 03:23 AM
Reminder: Insults are not allowed on the forum. Any further instances will be issued a warning.

Also, please try to stay on topic. :P

andyman
07-06-2009, 03:28 AM
Rory, we can insult housemates as they are not members.

Rory
07-06-2009, 03:29 AM
Originally posted by andyman
Rory, we can insult housemates as they are not members.
Ah, I was referring to a few comments between MarkWaldorf and I think .Andy. earlier in the thread. Feel free to bitch about the housemates :laugh:

andyman
07-06-2009, 03:32 AM
Lol, i thought some new major rules came into play then..

hannah.
07-06-2009, 03:32 AM
rory getting a bit carried away!
blimey rawrs, that was ages ago, its calmed down now!

Rory
07-06-2009, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by hannah.
rory getting a bit carried away!
blimey rawrs, that was ages ago, its calmed down now!
Haha, well just got some reports about it a few minutes ago. Been out all day enjoying summer with my friends. Seems like I'm a late night moderator due to the 5 hour time difference :tongue:

Anyway, don't want to be hypocritical when I said back on topic. I'm getting a bit carried away with myself!

arsenalforever
07-06-2009, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by hannah.
Im 99% sure he was straight.. before they got together we were in a club and he was pretty drunk, and at least 3 guys tried it on with him and he said no thanks he was straight.. I dunno though lol

cairon clearly did of to be entertaining though, he wasn't doing of in secret and getting off on it so I dont think it says anything about his sexuality really..

and no she didnt do it lol

I just think Cairon was trying to get himself a big spot on the H/L show cause he ran out in his boxers in the rain. So i don't think he gay just acting like most 18 year olds with a few drinks in them.

ange7
07-06-2009, 04:02 AM
Originally posted by hannah.
that is grim. doesn't mean he's gay though, my friends boyfriend asked her to do him with a strap on for his birthday, and I've seen him turn down guys..
she's not with him anymore though lmao
would love to have heard that conversation
your mate to bf :"so you want me to insert this c#ck shaped object repeatedly in @rse till you climax?...and your not gay?"
bf:"me? gay? no way!!!.. now get the lube"

stonedape
07-06-2009, 06:35 AM
Cairon is officially a Big Brother legend. Kinga redux! :banana:

Kore
07-06-2009, 07:41 AM
hahaha i cant believe he did that!

not surprised about charlie though lol!!

xDramatick
07-06-2009, 07:47 AM
wtf?!
just.. why would you do that?! :|

Noel
07-06-2009, 07:51 AM
Umm..I hope the banana's okay?
:/

President
07-06-2009, 08:03 AM
Video: http://s199.photobucket.com/albums/aa84/grocer99/BB10/?action=view&current=CairontheBananaonBB10.flv

\PJ/
07-06-2009, 08:51 AM
This thread is really vile.

Chuckyegg
07-06-2009, 09:53 AM
Since when was it only gay men that stick things up thier bums?

ange7
07-06-2009, 09:59 AM
^^ hannah's mate

bananarama
07-06-2009, 10:12 AM
The best thing that he could do is stick a fire cracker up his posterior and send himself into orbit.

marctierman
07-06-2009, 10:12 AM
weirrrrd

ILoveTRW
07-06-2009, 10:18 AM
Cairon has put a half eaten banana up his crack hole!!!!!!!

Ramsay
07-06-2009, 10:20 AM
yeah theres another thread about it
all i can say is..
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Sam!
07-06-2009, 10:20 AM
Did he? haha. For one thing, a half eaten banana is totally different to a wine bottle.

ILoveTRW
07-06-2009, 10:20 AM
Day 4:
Cairon tried to cheer up his fellow housemates early this morning by putting a banana up his bum.

The 18 year old couldn’t sleep so decided to pull some pranks in the early hours, using a banana as a prop.

Cairon went to the living room, pulled his pants down in front of the other gasping housemates, and put a half-eaten banana up his butt crack.

He screamed: “Eugh! It feels like s*** going in!”

Siavash joked: “You should put it back in the fridge for tomorrow.”

Cairon threw the banana away but spent the next ten minutes pulling off some more pranks, including putting household items onto a sleeping Beinazir.

IBB

Jayson
07-06-2009, 10:24 AM
I think he was trying to fart and make it like, explode or something

lily.
07-06-2009, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by 30stone
HAHA

Not much of a "true brotherhood warrior" no more is he LOL!


Ben, I effing love you for that post!!!!!!!!!!! haha

DaniBoi
07-06-2009, 10:29 AM
Charlie seemed to enjoy eating the rest of the banana afterwards.

Jayson
07-06-2009, 10:30 AM
He was trying to make it explode by farting

WAYNEEBRUM
07-06-2009, 10:30 AM
i am loving watchin how he gets gayer by the hour.

ange7
07-06-2009, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by Showtyme
I think he was trying to fart and make it like, explode or something
is that how it was explained to you?

LemonJam
07-06-2009, 10:58 AM
LOL!

JohnnyBB
07-06-2009, 01:09 PM
:hello: bump

Luminis
07-06-2009, 01:14 PM
I can imagine on the highlights show.

"Some of the housemates are in the bedroom, Sophie and Charlie are in the smoking area, Cairon is putting a banana up his bum"
:whistle: