I'm being beseiged by a WINGED DEMON!!!

[Tom4784]

Okay it's a moth but from the size of it it's more like a beast. Anyway I saw it when it flew past my face and I ran down stairs (SO MASCULINE!!!) for around 5 minutes and when I thought the coast was clear I preceded upstairs.

Halfway up the stairs I find the moth ON THE STAIRS like it was waiting for me, so like a complete girl I run the opposite way only for the beast to quite literally chase me. Luckily it got distracted by the lights in the dining room so I shut it in there. I then proceded to do a little victory shuffle.

The morale of this story is that Moths are winged hell***** demons of HELL!!!!!2121!!!!!!!

[Iceman]

Hahahah little victory shuffle.

I agree about moths, nothing good can come from them.

[Ross]

One attacked by face once, it was awesome.

[Princess]

LMAO!

When I saw this thread I went 'flying ninga monkeys'

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by Princess
LMAO!

When I saw this thread I went 'flying ninga monkeys'

Lol No they're under control, they've gone on holiday to Margate, the reccession's hit the flying monkey ninja business hard.

I hate moths, they are literally the devil in insect form.

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Princess
LMAO!

When I saw this thread I went 'flying ninga monkeys'

I had to read that twice D:

[Z]

I hate moths! A similar thing happened to me with a daddy long legs, it kept swooping down on me! I'm such a dork, I was properly bricking it, even though it can do NOTHING to me. Kill the moths! Kill the daddy long legs!

[Shaun]

I have a moth's nest in my room somewhere, I swear :(

[LemonJam]

Moths don't bother me, more maybugs and flies D:

A butterfly flew down my throat once.; I'm a vegetarian.
FML.

[Z]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Moths don't bother me, more maybugs and flies D:

A butterfly flew down my throat once.; I'm a vegetarian.
FML.

SHUT UP that never happened!?!? Ahhhhh my worst nightmare!! :yuk:

[Z]

...I don't think I've ever used the :yuk: smiley before. Heh I did it again. :yuk:!