House secrets revealed!

[MyGonadsRoar]

Hi Guys, I thought you all might like my Big Brother 10 housemate anagrams (as used by Garry Bushell of the Star.)

I DERIDE HER FFs
Freddie Fisher casts doubt over the lovely Sophie's boob job

IRANIAN CHILL-OUTS
Cairon Austin-Hill is loving his relaxation time with Siavash

A MILD ROD MUNCHER
Charlie Drummond doing what it says on the tin

RE: SKINNY DOLL
Kris Donnelly on reports he's got his eye on Karly

RAISED ARSE
Sree Dasari admits he'd have done anything to be a housemate!

I ENROLL IN KY
Noirin Kelly and her love of Jelly!

I ADORE SHEEP
Sophie Reade - every man in the UK starts to go Baaa...

HARLOTRY HAWKS
Karly Ashworth gets ready to chunder in a mini-dress

SECOND AFFAIR
Saffia Corden explains her 2 children - yeah, my arse!

SOLO PORRIDGE
Rodrigo Lopes relieves himself in the BB loo

[Iceman]

LMAO Raised Arse

[Z]

Hahahahaha!! :bigsmile:

[Jayson]

Lol

[MyGonadsRoar]

And if the rumours are true that Channel 4 asked Halfwit ages ago to be in the house because they were looking for a Bright Bore, well jumble up the letters Bright Bore and lo and behold what do you get - Big Brother!

[Beastie]

wow thats amazing! freddie is a star!!

[Beastie]

hes defo NOT a bore though!

[bansheewails]

How fitting some of them are!

Did it take you long?

:tongue:

[cleaner67]

Don`t think Freddie a bore i like listening to him and
he`s quite funny without realising it.

[yousoboo!]

Garry Bushell is a caveman

[Rozartytype]

Excellent stuff-well done you!

[Marzy]

Really clever. :bigsmile:

[MyGonadsRoar]

Why thank you Bansheewails - and others.

Yeah they take quite a while - the Cairon Austin-Hill one was my favourite - Iranian Chill-Outs is so spot on.

I also like the one I did for Celebrity Big Brother:

Michelle Heaton = HELLO, I CHEAT MEN.

Sadly, it's what I do for a living. I probably should get out more!!