View Full Version : Marcus Marcus failed to accurately describe why he was chosen to go in the house
CanestenCombi4Eva
15-06-2009, 06:20 PM
what he should have said was.."im the delusional,fat,sweaty,know it all,crooked-toothed,led figure painting,living with my mum still at my age, smelly little ogre that tries to act cool and down with the kids but is unknowingly making a complete arse of myself compounded by the fact that everyone seems to whisper behind my back that im a total tool yet i think everyone believes that i am a walking modern day Fonzie and that i actually look good with me greasy mullet and ridiculous beard - of course a look that i invented and nobody had done before i did it"
CanestenCombi4Eva
15-06-2009, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by Jen
He's hot.
dont indulge him, i think he's the stalker type.
HELLIWONTGO
15-06-2009, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by CanestenCombi4Eva
what he should have said was.."im the delusional,fat,sweaty,know it all,crooked-toothed,led figure painting,living with my mum still at my age, smelly little ogre that tries to act cool and down with the kids but is unknowingly making a complete arse of myself compounded by the fact that everyone seems to whisper behind my back that im a total tool yet i think everyone believes that i am a walking modern day Fonzie and that i actually look good with me greasy mullet and ridiculous beard - of course a look that i invented and nobody had done before i did it"
I wish you wouldn't sit on the fence, say what you mean do you like him or not!!!?:thumbs2:
DoM-h
15-06-2009, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by CanestenCombi4Eva
what he should have said was.."im the delusional,fat,sweaty,know it all,crooked-toothed,led figure painting,living with my mum still at my age, smelly little ogre that tries to act cool and down with the kids but is unknowingly making a complete arse of myself compounded by the fact that everyone seems to whisper behind my back that im a total tool yet i think everyone believes that i am a walking modern day Fonzie and that i actually look good with me greasy mullet and ridiculous beard - of course a look that i invented and nobody had done before i did it"
You're just jealous you don't have Marcus's awesome character
Lewis.
15-06-2009, 06:24 PM
Amen.
andyman
15-06-2009, 06:25 PM
Football, BBC3.. USA v Italy!
Foookin pukka!
I bet he practices Satanism in his basement room.
Originally posted by Enid
I bet he practices Satanism in his basement room.
Or not.
:rolleyes:
CanestenCombi4Eva
15-06-2009, 06:28 PM
and he is also a bully.When he was describing how they all enjoy taking the piss and making fun of Freddie that was infact very nasty,but dressed up in such a way that it appeared on the face of it to be light hearted.
CanestenCombi4Eva
15-06-2009, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Enid
I bet he practices Satanism in his basement room.
...i think he just paints his lead figures in the basement, in a totally cool way though,of course.
He reminds me of those reclusive types that end up going on a school shooting before offing themselves. If he was 20 years younger. :P
Prole
15-06-2009, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Jen
He's hot.
I quite like him, although I wouldn't describe him as hot. Sweaty maybe...
bansheewails
15-06-2009, 08:41 PM
Marcus is an unPC legend! We need more of him in the world! Just not too close to my house please!
:spin:
CanestenCombi4Eva
15-06-2009, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by bansheewails
Marcus is an unPC legend! We need more of him in the world! Just not too close to my house please!
:spin:
..being a complete prat does not make you a legend. And unPC? By wearing a mullet and stupid beard makes him unPC does it? I dont think so. Retarded maybe,yes.
bansheewails
15-06-2009, 08:48 PM
by unPC I mean NOT politically Correct. Why use his physical appearance to knock? Can you not think of anything else you dont like? Very easy to say someone is ugly.
:tongue:
BBmassive
15-06-2009, 08:53 PM
well said canestancombi ,,hes a legend in his own mind ,needs a good bath
theposti
15-06-2009, 09:00 PM
he wasent chosen for his looks or iq but hes got the rest of them weighed up to a tee
bansheewails
15-06-2009, 09:04 PM
Love watching him describe people in his unPC way and he thinks he is being so nice to them. The look on Karly's face when he called her a 'tit bird' was priceless! As I said i wouldn't want to live near him but he makes great TV!
:cheer:
bbisfun
15-06-2009, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by CanestenCombi4Eva
ridiculous beard - of course a look that i invented and nobody had done before i did it"
Wolverine disagrees.
CanestenCombi4Eva
15-06-2009, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by bansheewails
Love watching him describe people in his unPC way and he thinks he is being so nice to them. The look on Karly's face when he called her a 'tit bird' was priceless! As I said i wouldn't want to live near him but he makes great TV!
:cheer:
Calling her a tit bird was idiotic. Its not just him that knows BB always put in bimbos ,and calling them tit birds is not clever or funny. He's got them all down to a tee has he? He described himself as being put in because of his body for christs sake. He decribed Sree as being put in as the underdog - how wrong can you be. And it was sophie he called the tit bird not Karly. And he thinks BB put Siavash in the house because he's cool does he? They put each housemate in because of the underlying traits of their personalities, not that MArcus would be able to identify them of course. He can only identify the blindingly obvious and from that he makes out (and u go along with it) that he is some kind of phycholigical genious. "Tit bird,underdog and cool guy" are descriptions that shows he really hasn't got a clue.
bansheewails
15-06-2009, 10:37 PM
THATS WHAT UNPC means!
bansheewails
15-06-2009, 10:37 PM
:sleep:
CanestenCombi4Eva
15-06-2009, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by bansheewails
THATS WHAT UNPC means!
thanks,i do know what the opposite of politically correct is. My point is that his desciptions were simply extremely basic and childish, and unfortunately people like yourself seem to hail it as some kind of supreme insight into why they were chosen. It's not. It was just a very superficial and base analysis that any young teenager could make on immediate viewing of said housemates.
Prole
15-06-2009, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by CanestenCombi4Eva
Originally posted by bansheewails
THATS WHAT UNPC means!
thanks,i do know what the opposite of politically correct is. My point is that his desciptions were simply extremely basic and childish, and unfortunately people like yourself seem to hail it as some kind of supreme insight into why they were chosen. It's not. It was just a very superficial and base analysis that any young teenager could make on immediate viewing of said housemates.
I think "tit-bird" is a perfect description. It's why a couple of them are in there. Not because they're deep or interesting or funny, but because they're tit-birds. He's right, they were all chosen for a particular reason... They're quirky, or strange, or tit-birds. It doesn't take great insight to see it. It's Big Brother. It IS superficial and base.
bansheewails
15-06-2009, 11:08 PM
He said,
That he thinks that BB choose housemates as one dimensional objects (he words). He said that he was choosen for his look (not be good looking but being different looking!) He said Karly and Sophie were the TIT Birds, Siavash for his clothing and freddie cause he is a posh singer. Lisa was chosen because she was loud and punky and Sree because he could be seen as the under dog.
I think he is spot on in his observations. I would not have said it like he does but found it funny that he thought it was acceptable to talk like that, I also found it refreshing because I am fed up with BB being watered down util there is nothing left to watch.
So yes I like Marcus, I dont agree with the way he says things but I do agree with his observations.
Goodight!
RCW1945
15-06-2009, 11:33 PM
I like him as a HM (not personally).
In spite of many foregoing comments that what he says is obvious, it is unusual for a HM to make such observations. He is aware of the production team's reasons for their actions which many HM's never seem to understand even after weeks in the house. He shows that he thinks about his surroundings, many HMs can only think about their image in the nearest mirror.
CanestenCombi4Eva
16-06-2009, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by bansheewails
He said,
That he thinks that BB choose housemates as one dimensional objects (he words). He said that he was choosen for his look (not be good looking but being different looking!) He said Karly and Sophie were the TIT Birds, Siavash for his clothing and freddie cause he is a posh singer. Lisa was chosen because she was loud and punky and Sree because he could be seen as the under dog.
I think he is spot on in his observations. I would not have said it like he does but found it funny that he thought it was acceptable to talk like that, I also found it refreshing because I am fed up with BB being watered down util there is nothing left to watch.
So yes I like Marcus, I dont agree with the way he says things but I do agree with his observations.
Goodight!
are you seriously agreeing that BB chose Siavash for his clothing??? I really do think they delve a tiny biti deeper than putting someone in because of what they wear! And where does he get the idea that Sree has been put in as the underdog?? How totally inaccurate. And saying they put Freddie in because "he is a posh singer" is about as insightful as Ghandi being put in the house and someone saying he's in because he wears funky robes.Like i said,his observations are akin to what a 14 year old might say.
CanestenCombi4Eva
16-06-2009, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by RCW1945
I like him as a HM (not personally).
In spite of many foregoing comments that what he says is obvious, it is unusual for a HM to make such observations. He is aware of the production team's reasons for their actions which many HM's never seem to understand even after weeks in the house. He shows that he thinks about his surroundings, many HMs can only think about their image in the nearest mirror.
i think almost every housemate knows why they are in actually,but choose not to say in front of everyone in such a crass way as Marcus did not least because eventually it will prove a bad move. And maybe he should think about his image a little because the one he has at the moment he should have grown out of by the time he was 20 (perhaps thats why he still lives at home with his mother,painting led figures in his bedroom).
Dalek_Kay
17-06-2009, 01:00 PM
Dude, I would... :blush2:
RCW1945
17-06-2009, 01:09 PM
Cane
"i think almost every housemate knows why they are in actually"
Read my contribution more carefully, I didn't make any comment about "why they are in". I was referring to the control they are under whilst in there.
I don't think Marcus gives a fig for what his image is.
Perhaps you were led astray by your didsdain for lead soldiers!
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