View Full Version : Kris What is Kris's role in the house now?
HELLIWONTGO
16-06-2009, 12:48 PM
What use is he?
He's about as much use as a 1 legged man in an ass kicking contest!!!:thumbs:
Annie
16-06-2009, 01:20 PM
The hot eye candy
Originally posted by Annie
The hot eye candy
That was his intended role, but to me he looks like a gay porn star, especially in those pink shorts. :yuk:
Clockers
16-06-2009, 01:25 PM
He wil be the worm that turned, right into Charlie.
Annie
16-06-2009, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Enid
Originally posted by Annie
The hot eye candy
That was his intended role, but to me he looks like a gay porn star, especially in those pink shorts. :yuk:
To be honest, I only look at his face. lol
Its not like Stuart from last year where I would actually drool over live feed everyday. :joker:
HELLIWONTGO
16-06-2009, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by Clockers
He wil be the worm that turned, right into Charlie.
I was thinking that last night, that would be even more repulsive than Rodrigo (smiler) and Charlie (lisa's side kick)
:sleep:
cleaner67
16-06-2009, 01:49 PM
What do you mean now, he never had a role in first place did he
Originally posted by Annie
The hot eye candy
OMG :yuk:Freddie Boswell springs to mind whenever i see Kris
Niamh.
16-06-2009, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by Enid
Originally posted by Annie
The hot eye candy
That was his intended role, but to me he looks like a gay porn star, especially in those pink shorts. :yuk:
Too right!!! Bring on some new HM's !!!!!
cheapbbfan
20-06-2009, 10:00 AM
He needs to put on about 25 pounds. The guy is way too skinny for me to consider hot
Chuckyegg
20-06-2009, 10:12 AM
Sunbathing Ornament?
Mr Gay UK's Bitch?
LolaSvelt
20-06-2009, 10:18 AM
The boring person that sails through the final.
Chels
20-06-2009, 10:20 AM
The mop to clean the floor.
karezza
20-06-2009, 10:26 AM
Bearded Bitch.
bansheewails
20-06-2009, 10:46 AM
He is about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike! His only role is as fantasy fodder for teeny girls, but most of them don;t like him either..
:yuk:
HELLIWONTGO
20-06-2009, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by bansheewails
He is about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike! His only role is as fantasy fodder for teeny girls, but most of them don;t like him either..
:yuk:
He is about as much use as a 1 legged man in an ass kicking competition!!!!:thumbs:
Simone.
20-06-2009, 11:13 AM
Furniture.
He seriously doesn't do much does he.
Kris eh? I suspect he will sit in the garden between Sophies legs for the next few months, passing the occasional cock-esque comment until he reaches the finals.
Clockers
20-06-2009, 11:19 AM
His role is house ****
Linto99
20-06-2009, 11:23 AM
Think we may see another Anthony and Craig relationship developing between Kris and Charlie?
RCW1945
20-06-2009, 11:41 AM
There used to be (in long-forgotten non-PC days) an expression which would fit this case: village idiot.
Beastie
20-06-2009, 11:42 AM
to be a statue
DaniBoi
20-06-2009, 01:11 PM
Someone's got to give the mop bucket company.
Sabrewulf238
20-06-2009, 01:21 PM
His use is being the dull boring hot guy..........like Dale from bb8. :laugh:
Katie_Griffin
20-06-2009, 01:33 PM
I really don't mind him, he's not the kind of man I go for so I rly only like him for his convos with Charlie
HELLIWONTGO
20-06-2009, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by RCW1945
There used to be (in long-forgotten non-PC days) an expression which would fit this case: village idiot.
I love that expression, there are a few in there that might compete for the position though!!! lol:thumbs:
rusticgal
20-06-2009, 01:39 PM
Did you see Kris last night getting Karly to find out if Sophie really likes him.... how pathetic..thats what school kids do.THEN when she told him she thought Sophie was genuine with her feelings for him... he cockily walked off saying "good otherwise I would get charlie to smack her"... it was all as if he now felt safe that he wouldn't be mugged off and that was all he was concerned about.... PRAT!!
Clockers
20-06-2009, 02:56 PM
Kris role is to have his anal cherry removed by Charlie.
LemonJam
20-06-2009, 02:59 PM
His role is to sit there and do nothing but be a douche.
No1MakosiFan
20-06-2009, 03:00 PM
his role. PRICK.
TeleBoxNation
20-06-2009, 03:05 PM
Instead of Kris I think they should of just bought an inflatable c*ck.
BiG_Br0
24-06-2009, 12:25 PM
I can't wait to see his face when they get some hot guys in there. Cos seriously they could have got someone better than him.
Chuckyegg
24-06-2009, 12:33 PM
he's there to show us that "gorgeous" people are often very unattractive. its a lesson.
Rozartytype
24-06-2009, 12:35 PM
He's just there to make up the numbers.Pity they couldn't pick a housemate with more personality.
Hot eye candy?Where's the optrex?!
And all the interesting,controversial housemates will be evicted early and we will be left with the boring ones like Kris.
HELLIWONTGO
24-06-2009, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Chuckyegg
he's there to show us that "gorgeous" people are often very unattractive. its a lesson.
You're avatar terrifies me, are you a keen supporter of cloning , I don't refer to krusty the clone either! :thumbs:
arsenalforever
24-06-2009, 12:49 PM
Boring the tits of the viewers that what he does
The guys a knob
He hasn't really got a role. He's the womanizer moron maybe?
arsenalforever
24-06-2009, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Marcjswp
He hasn't really got a role. He's the womanizer moron maybe?
Well Sree could pull Sophie, she's that dumb
No the Plank of the house woul;d be better
Men like Kris are the type I like to stay well away from. I don't even find him attractive.
Arrogance and vanity are not good character traits.
arsenalforever
24-06-2009, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Enid
Men like Kris are the type I like to stay well away from. I don't even find him attractive.
Arrogance and vanity are not good character traits.
He gives long hair guys with good looks like me a bad name:tongue:
Oh that Arrogance of mine
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