Sree's Famous Quotes Thread: 100 mark broken...!!!!

[President]

"I am telling you on your face"
"I understand, he comes from Oxford. I also come from a very good University.... Hertfordshire"
"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain".
"Your inner beauty is platinum"
"Your smile makes me sunshine"
"You sound like a pound"
"Shut your face"
"Personally me..."
"Noirin think's I'm Superman...I'm not!"
"Currently at this moment everyone is loving me... you know."
10) "Sree means a lover boy"
"This house is not a house... this is a ship in an ocean... we are all travelling"
"Relationship means always... truth... trust... humble hhhonest"
"Deep down your heart has matured... like a big tree"
"If there is a mango, when it is very hard nobody like it... when it is juicy, they will like it because inside there is so sweetness"
"Can I talk with you a personal thing?"
"You can slap on me if I say anything wrong"
"In this house I'm not at all ready for any relationship with anyone"
"Honestly, I'm speaking you, I do fancy you"
"At this initial stage, what I'm gonna say... I will keep it to myself, you keep it to yourself."
20) "I have professional certificates in dancing"
"You know I'm a good dancer"
"Shake and bake"
"All good in the hood"
"You're like one of a flower in my rose garden"
" I have met five golden people here, like my five fingers... Noirin is my thumbfinger."
"Look at the dimples. God is crazy you know."
"He call me 'Mother eff-word'"
"Snogs... even dogs can snog"
"Listen to me carefully..."
30) "Oxford is not a silly school"
"I think you may be the eighth wonder of the world... and your hands are like rose petals"
"This house is like a fist and she (Sophia) is like a finger that is falling off"
'Sit next to someone stinky ****ing poos'
"Do you ever wash your teeth"
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on my face'
'God gave you arms and legs'
'Silly stupid brain'
'He is sourfaced'
40)'Why Big Brother no do Indian language?'
'So are you, Look in the mirror mate'
"...Rather than sit next to somebody and stinky ****ing their tooth"
"Respect is not a product you can buy at asda'
"Me, myself - I love it ... (about him) What's wrong with it??"
"Some people in this world are so much stupid!!"
"Come on, i'm not that kind of silly stupid brain!"
'Standung up for myself'
'Conversation finished'
'Marcus please get a life'
50) 'Who in the **** are you to tell me'
'I have lots of communication and vocabulary skills'
'I am a Womanizer womanizer womanizer'
"Do you like Indian boys?"
"I have engineering skills" (referring to what skills he had to resolve situation with Marcus.)
"You're a flower in my pocket, i keep you for life"
"Just Joking, I'm just joking."
"You don't hear my bloody stupid brain"
"This boy is undecent immature cre-ature"
"No no... I can't touch pig's leg!"
60) "I do like you, I don't know why. My astrology say she have to be 2 year younger, 1 year younger or 1 year older. So that is the first compatability."
"I nominated Siwash.... this is a family TV show..."
'Thank god man, Jesus Christ, the blood pressure, know what I mean?' (after nominations)
''People are going to throw stones"
"There's gonna be sh!t loads of giggles on their faces"
"I'm Elvis?.. now Im fukkin Tramp Elvis!"
"I have come three times in my head"
"Today we had music, sunny weather and a fake stonage"
"Marcus, you are old person in this house and should be set an example"
"Outside the house I have two best friends, alchohol and my dad".
70) "Your smile takes the rain back and makes the sun shine again"
'This is my money, This is my garlic'
'Dont put your hands on my food'
'Stop eating my brain'
'I dont appreciate you coming from Oxford'
'Call me the magic'
'Im not big jelous'
"Its' a bath, i can clean whatever i can touch"
"Angel please! I have a lot of headache!"
80) "I have only been upset with two people in this house... and that is with you and Lisa"
"I **** on your face tomorrow"
"Hold your balls carefully"
"A to the B to the C to the D to the E to the F to the Z"
"You can't say whats going to happen - you can't say when the rain will come, you can't say when the volcano will come, you can't say when the earthquake will come.."
'Karma comes to me'
'My hands are really tired'
''Yes we can!'
'You're talking so much ****'
"You care about four cans of cider, I care about my social status and prestige...thankyou goodnight"
90) "i swear on my parents"
'I try to talk to him in a psychological treatment!'
"One with plain"
"Thank you, come again!"
'I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream'
"Look at the pressings on my head"
"Marcus you not a nice person...you like a Dracula"
"East west hi bye that's it."
"Come with the mathmatical magic"
'Don't be a professional'
100) 'The best man wins'
'Don't Don't Rodrigo'
"shut the **** up"

:laugh3: :joker:

Please write down any more that you can remember from before, and also when he says anymore in the future

[Annie]

"your smile make me sunshine"

[President]

Originally posted by Annie
"your smile make me sunshine"
Thanks. Added that to the list. T'was a funny one! :laugh2:

[Emzy-!!]

"I'm talking to you on your face!!!"


Classic...... hahahaha

[Enid]

LOLOL. I hate Sree but his quotes are hilarious.

My personal favourite is "Mother eff-word". :joker:

[libra68]

when he told lisa she was "sound like the pound":laugh2:

[libra68]

or "say it on your face":laugh3:

[You_Tell_Me]

To Lisa 'Your heart is a mighty tree and they [Housemates] are all little plants' ha ha ha

[cleaner67]

You need to tell that in a cool way

[You_Tell_Me]

I am not a sexual devient... now Noirin, take your clothes off woman!

[Emzy-!!]

"Noirin thinks I'm superman"

Yea Right!!!

[libra68]

when he nominated ciaron amd freddie,pure comedy for me:laugh3:

[You_Tell_Me]

He said nothing but putting raw bacon in bread is hilarious and then blaming Rodrigo...:joker:

[Billy]

Erm no, Karlys where it's at!

"A feel lit am in a nuthoose"

[30stone]

Originally posted by Emzy-!!
"Noirin thinks I'm superman"

Yea Right!!!

Lol that was amazing.

[President]

I've added a few more quotes in my op.

The collection is growing!

[You_Tell_Me]

This thread is giving me rib tickles lol

[You_Tell_Me]

To Marcus 'It was an accident so shut the ***** up' or something like that...

[kevinyeah]

hertfordshire is a bloody good uni thanks!

[edge_]

"I want to improve my casanova skills" or "I am improving my casanova skills" something like this

[NettoSuperstar!]

Originally posted by President
"I am telling you on your face"
"I understand, he comes from Oxford. I also come from a very good University.... Hertfordshire"
"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain".
"Your inner beauty is platinum"
"Your smile makes me sunshine"
"You sound like a pound"
"Shut your face"
"Noirin think's I'm Superman..."
"Currently at this moment everyone is loving me... you know."
"Sree means a lover boy"
"This house is not a house... this is a ship in an ocean... we are all travelling"
"Relationship means always... truth... trust... humble hhhonest"
"Deep down your heart has matured... like a big tree"
"If there is a mango, when it is very hard nobody like it... when it is juicy, they will like it because inside there is so sweetness"
"He call me 'Mother eff-word'"
"Snogs... even dogs can snog"
"Listen to me carefully..."
"Oxford is not a silly school"
"I think you may be the eighth wonder of the world... and your hands are like rose petals"
"This house is like a fist and she (Sophia) is like a finger that is falling off"

:laugh3:

Please write down any more that you can remember from before, and also when he says anymore in the future

His nominations were class last night I was pissing my pants when he was going on about halfwit! Comedy!

[himz0]

LOL... Sree the leg-end.

[liv_xo]

"jai ho!"
:laugh:

[Lee.]

I liked when they all got dressed up one night and he strutted into the garden dressed like Elvis and shouted to Lisa " hey! check thees sheet out!"
I find Sree highly cringeworthy but he does make me laugh.. Good housemate all round I think

[Beastie]

lol yeah he has said many amazing quotes lol! argh cant think of any more! you have mentioned a lot!!!

[Annie]

Awww these are good. Still hate him though.

[Chuckyegg]

"I've worn my special eviction night jumper to tell you I love you"

*shudders*

[President]

Does anyone remember the Thumb quote exactly what he said?

[Annie]

I have five friends in the house like my fingers.

[missposh]

even though i dont like him i must admit the stuff he comes out with is soooooo funny

[cleaner67]

Without your thumb finger you cann`t do anything Think thats it.

[President]

New quotes from Sree. They've also been added to the op:

"Can I talk with you a personal thing?"
"You can slap on me if I say anything wrong"
"In this house I'm not at all ready for any relationship with anyone"
"Honestly, I'm speaking you, I do fancy you"
"At this initial stage, what I'm gonna say... I will keep it to myself, you keep it to yourself."
"I have professional certificates in dancing"
"You know I'm a good dancer"
"Shake and bake"
"All good in the hood"
"You're like one of a flower in my rose garden"
" I have met five golden people here, like my five fingers. Noirin is my thumbfinger."
"Look at the dimples. God is crazy you know."

[cleaner67]

how many women in the world smile like that

[cleaner67]

Your like a flower in your rose garden

[libra68]

he's comedy gold:colour::colour:

[President]

Any new quotes from tonight's show?

I think I remember one:

"Respect is not an Asda product to go and buy"

[minx36]

The other night didn't he say somthing about 'flowers in his bucket'?

To Freddie?

[madgame]

"please..save her!"

and im new here so hello:blush2:

[cleaner67]

They got no clue when they wake in the morning to do good things

[cleaner67]

Sorry Madgame forgot to say hello and welcome

[Harry!]

Sree's quotes are so funny!

[Harry!]

What did he say tonight that was funny?

[Stu]

Keep them coming. Classic thread. I am starting to use the phrase 'shut your face' in life way too much.

[libra68]

i love it when he says"shut your face" or"i say it on your face":laugh3:

[Harry!]

What did he say to Marcus tonight? I really want to know!

[President]

What did he say to Marcus about being a cleaner.

It was rude, but I laughed!

[Harry!]

'Apart from the supid behaviour from Norren I like everything' lol

[Harry!]

'Sit next to someone stinky ****ing poos'
"Do you ever wash your teeth"

LOL

[Clockers]

Something about mouth wash was highly amusing.

[Harry!]

'Take your flip flops off and slap them on your face' Best one tonight!

[President]

Added the new ones.

Thanks Harry

[TheOfficialAdam]

honest pronoucing the H

[Clockers]

You can hit me with your flip flops.

[ride]

"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain". - lmao!

[Harry!]

'God gave you arms and legs'
'Silly stupid brain'
'He is sourfaced'
'Come on Sree don't be a idiot'
'Why Big Brother do Indian language'
'So are you, Look in the mirror mate'

From tonights show

[President]

Thanks Harry. Quotes added onto OP.

[cleaner67]

He`s a sour taste to you

[dipeshp]

"rather than sit next to somebody and stinky ****ing their tooth"

i lolled hard

[hswanny]

"respect is not a product you can buy at asda' :D

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Harry.
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on your face' Best one tonight!

That was absoloutley brilliant! :joker:

[Misfits_Deano]

Originally posted by President
"I am telling you on your face"
"I understand, he comes from Oxford. I also come from a very good University.... Hertfordshire"
"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain".
"Your inner beauty is platinum"
"Your smile makes me sunshine"
"You sound like a pound"
"Shut your face"
"Noirin think's I'm Superman..."
"Currently at this moment everyone is loving me... you know."
"Sree means a lover boy"
"This house is not a house... this is a ship in an ocean... we are all travelling"
"Relationship means always... truth... trust... humble hhhonest"
"Deep down your heart has matured... like a big tree"
"If there is a mango, when it is very hard nobody like it... when it is juicy, they will like it because inside there is so sweetness"
"Can I talk with you a personal thing?"
"You can slap on me if I say anything wrong"
"In this house I'm not at all ready for any relationship with anyone"
"Honestly, I'm speaking you, I do fancy you"
"At this initial stage, what I'm gonna say... I will keep it to myself, you keep it to yourself."
"I have professional certificates in dancing"
"You know I'm a good dancer"
"Shake and bake"
"All good in the hood"
"You're like one of a flower in my rose garden"
" I have met five golden people here, like my five fingers. Noirin is my thumbfinger."
"Look at the dimples. God is crazy you know."
"He call me 'Mother eff-word'"
"Snogs... even dogs can snog"
"Listen to me carefully..."
"Oxford is not a silly school"
"I think you may be the eighth wonder of the world... and your hands are like rose petals"
"This house is like a fist and she (Sophia) is like a finger that is falling off"
'Sit next to someone stinky ****ing poos'
"Do you ever wash your teeth"
'Apart from the supid behaviour from Norren I like everything'
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on your face'
'God gave you arms and legs'
'Silly stupid brain'
'He is sourfaced'
'Come on Sree don't be a idiot'
'Why Big Brother do Indian language'
'So are you, Look in the mirror mate'

:laugh3:

Please write down any more that you can remember from before, and also when he says anymore in the future hahaha, Jesus man, you know every one of them. I loved the '' on your face '' quote, cuz it makes no ****in sense how he speaks. And do you wash your teeth lol stupid insult like

[Misfits_Deano]

Ya know what lol. Im trying to think of the mad funny qoute he says em, When they move the bed off to the yon bathroom. Gawh, he said something mad funny but i cant think

[*TheCheekySausage*]

I don't want to be like her headache (of Noirin)
Me, myself - I love it (about him) What's wrong with it??
Some people in this world are so much stupid!!
It's not any funny any more!

[PMC42]

Come on, i'm not that kind of silly stupid brain!

LOL :laugh2:

He is some lad.

[Harry!]

'Everyday a task comes you are very very horrible'
'Marcus just allow it'
'Standung up for myself'
'So it is quite picky'
'I have no problems with everybody'
'Conversation finished'
'Disrepect woman'
'I never never do these things in the house'
'Marcus please get a life'
'Who in the **** are you to tell me'
'Not very well big brother at all'
'I have lots of communication and vocabulary skills'
"ohh people are just picking on me for no reason"
'Womanizer'
"Do you like Indian boys?"

Loads I found today

[President]

Thanks guys. I'm adding them onto the OP.

Just as advice- don't give too many quotes which aren't that good. We want just the decent ones please. Ta :thumbs:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by President
Thanks guys. I'm adding them onto the OP.

Just as advice- don't give too many quotes which aren't that good. We want just the decent ones please. Ta :thumbs:

Get rid of the bad ones

[Sabrewulf238]

Originally posted by Harry.
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on your face' Best one tonight!

Oh gosh, I really don't like him. But that's so funny!!! :laugh3:

By the way, anyone know what sree was going on about when he was talking to charlie tonight? :conf:

[GeorgeOrwell]

Sree: Do you like Indian boys?
Charlie: What?
Sree: Isn't it a nice night?

[You_Tell_Me]

'Noirin is so thick and stupid'

[Staceee]

"Come on, i'm not that kind of silly stupid brain!" :laugh:

[floridesucks]

Sree to Angel as he shakes off his trousers: I am womanizer

[Half-Past-Sree]

"I have engineering skills" when referring to what skills he had to resolve the situation with Marcus.

[Beastie]

to freddie : "your a flower in my pocket, i keep you for life"

complaining about macrus "barstard"

[IluvRoddy]

I love Sree! He is one of the funniest housemates. I love it when he says "Shut your face" and the best one was "Come on I'm not that silly stupid brain" :laugh3:

[Niamh.]

"Noirin, she thinks I am Superman"

[President]

New quotes added. Up to 55 now. Well done guys! :cheer2:

[Kore]

to freddie: You're like one of a flower in my rose garden

freddie: im a *thinks* flower in YOUR garden ??! sree you gora stop seing yourself as a boss figure :laugh2:

Halfwits reactions were the best

[President]

Not much Sree coverage today.

Any famous quotes, people? :shrug:

[Harry!]

'Not allowed to touch, seriously'

Thats it.

[cheapbbfan]

"Shut your face"

[Swayzack]

"Just Joking, I'm just joking."

[floridesucks]

Earlier on the live feeds during a missive argument with Noirin, Sree said to her, You don't hear my bloody stupid brain. :laugh2:

[President]

Added the latest 2 quotes

[Harry!]

'Oh no my bottles broken'
'I drink too'
'I do not exactly feel it through my heart'
'Mis-communication tonight'
'I will face the consequences'
'My thought to teach you'

Take your pick

[Jayson]

I cant touch the pigs leg!

[President]

Originally posted by Harry.
'Oh no my bottles broken'
'I drink too'
'I do not exactly feel it through my heart'
'Mis-communication tonight'
'I will face the consequences'
'My thought to teach you'

Take your pick
Hmmm... what do people think? Which one should go on the main list?

Not particularly great from Sree tonight :sad:

[Stephanie]

LMFAO!
oh god,
major crease.

[AhmedFan2004]

There's an error with a couple of quotes:

"'Take your flip flops off and slap them on your face'"
He said to slap them on his face, in the case of him doing anything wrong (I think that was his reason).

"'Why Big Brother do Indian Language"
There's a 'no' missing here, he wished BB did Indian.

[AhmedFan2004]

The idea of such a legend being voted out and some pointless bore being saved, is beyond scary. Voters must be messed up individuals (not all, but you know the types, the weird ones who get attached to bores and over-invested into bad/good profiles, when it's all about drama and entertainment).

[AhmedFan2004]

"I do like you, I don't know why. My astrology say she have to be 2 year younger, 1 year younger or 1 year older. So that is the first compatability."

"Your inner beauty is platinum."

"Your laugh make me sunshine, and I hope to have good time with you in the house, forever".

:joker:

[Half-Past-Sree]

"Siawash"

[Chels]

"oh my god, angel is animal"

:laugh2:

[Staceee]

When they were told they could leave the table after nominations:

'Thank god man, Jesus Christ, the blood pressure, know what I mean?'

[Harry!]

'Siwash is center of attention'
'Bob the builder'
'She's not kind of lazy'
'My mum and dad are watching, They will kill me'
'You put it on all on my bloddy'
''people are going to throw stones"

[teeeny]

''people are going to throw stones"

this and the one about taking off flip flops are my fav
i still dont like him though...

[dipeshp]

"charlie you fukd up my hair"

"there's gonna be sh!t lots of giggles on their faces"

[President]

Added new ones. Up from 61 to 64.

[President]

Added a few more to OP:

"There's gonna be sh!t loads of giggles on their faces"
"I'm Elvis?.. now Im fukkin Tramp Elvis!"
"I have come three times in my head"
"Today we had music, sunny weather and a fake stonage"
"Marcus, you are old person in this house and should be set an example"

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Harry.
'Siwash is center of attention' Wasnt it - Siavash is centre of attraction?

[King Gizzard]

If i remember correctly on the HL show (might of been live feed) he said ''Come in my brain''

[Harry!]

'Im just washing'
'The thing is right'

Not much tonight

[Half-Past-Sree]

"Outside the house I have two best friends, alchohol and my dad".

[President]

Originally posted by Half-Past-Sree
"Outside the house I have two best friends, alchohol and my dad".
Thanks. added.

[LittleBlackDress]

Ahahahahahaha he is hilarious.

[President]

"Your smile takes the rain back and makes the sun shine again"

[Miss-red]

your eating my brain haha that was funny oh my god i'm still laughing now

[Harry!]

'Angel please tell Freddie to leave me alone'
'Please dont argue with me'
'This is my money, This is my garlic'
'You can't take the garlic'
'You cant touch my food'
'Dont put your hands on my food'
'We have alot of things to do'
'Your eating my brain'
'I have alot of patience in this house'
'I dont appreciate you coming from Oxford'
'Call me the magic'
'That days are gone'
'Come on its friday night'
'I used to have feelings about her'
'I used to like her so so much'
'Im not big jelous'

Take your pick

[President]

Thanks Harry. :spin2:

[Miss-red]

if it was a choice between me and marcus the whole word knows its me lol i may not have that spot on but you's know it lol

[jtalh2003]

Originally posted by Miss-red
your eating my brain haha that was funny oh my god i'm still laughing now
haha i loved that one to

[dipeshp]

"its a bath, i can clean whatever i can touch"

[Half-Past-Sree]

Originally posted by dipeshp
"its a bath, i can clean whatever i can touch"

lol, classic.

[miko]

Angel please,I have a lot of headache!
:laugh2:

[kisywisy]

"ya get me?"

[Porcelina]

I wonder if that meant cleaning Siavash as well :puzzled: lol

[BB_Eye]

To Noirin

"I have only been upset with two people in this house... and that is with you and Lisa"

:laugh3:

[Harry!]

'My english is so bad'
'Shall we have a drink'
'Noreen is so rude and nasty'
'I dont fancy you'
'What are you on about'
'If you and Lisa said anything'
'You dont know what friendship means'
'I did not cheat on you'
'You drunk'
'Am I not allowed to tell a joke'
''Just dance, la la la la la!"

[Harry!]

'Its only been silly fights'
'Its not about losing'
'I am using my confidence'
'I have no problem with other people'
'Are you joking'
'We going to win tomorrow'
'Bloody hell'

Think thats it

[President]

80 quotes now

[Stephanie]

lmfao best thread ever.

[sursmurf]

"In competition winning and loosing is very regular."

[MaratSafinForever]

"innit"

[MaratSafinForever]

Originally posted by sursmurf
"In competition winning and loosing is very regular."

losing, actually, not loosing.

he just said something like a to the b to the c to the d to the e to the z

[Harry!]

'It comes to karma'
'Karma comes to me'
'For me its really hard'
''The way he talks realy does hurt'
''So he is the person looking for a argument''
''I want to be with her outside the world''
'My hands are really tired'
'Your actions and words effect people as well'
''Yes we can'
'I like you man'
'You know what go away'
'Guys I will lose if I get pissed'
'Come on second time'
'Dont be loyal to your friend'
'I won that task'
'£2.25 you cant say that'
'Your talking so much ****'

Loads tonight

[Harry!]

"You care about four cans of cider, I care about my social status and prestige...thankyou goodnight"

[AhmedFan2004]

Only 3 days left. Terrible. Long live the Quotes King Elvis. :bawling:

[President]

89 we've now got on the op! :banana:

Any ideas on what could be a better thread title. Or you happy with it? :)

[Stephanie]

"i swear on my parents"
dayum he says that alot.

[miko]

'I try to talk to him in a psychological treatment!'
:joker:

[Twilight]

"One with plain" LOL

[doublewit]

Originally posted by You_Tell_Me
He said nothing but putting raw bacon in bread is hilarious and then blaming Rodrigo...:joker:

Did he really blame Rodrigo...or are u just joking. I didnt hear about him blaming Rodrigo.

[doublewit]

Originally posted by miko
'I try to talk to him in a psychological treatment!'
:joker:

lol...one of the funniest lines ever..

Marcus is psychologically flawed. Shrewd Sree has spotted it. Sree is very under estimated.

[xerophytes]

There's loads last night.

I think he repeated to Siavash the 15x15 thing (like what he did to Halfwit) or whatever math is that, then go on saying about social status.

Hertfordshire = Oxford -> is he really insane? hahahah.

[Harry!]

'I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream'
'May I take your order please'
'Sophie we need to win this'
"Thank you, come again!"
'Bit bit bit upset'
'Hi bye thats it'
'Needs to do funky dance'
"I'll stay 200%"

Take you pick.

[President]

Up to 94 quotes now. We need to hit 100 before he's evicted!!!

[AhmedFan2004]

Brilliant. Screw eviction, we can pull together and save him.

It ain't over till it's over. I will fight till the end.

Screw Halfwit, screw the pathetic, lame, sheep, bandwagon voters who like a loner who annoys and patronises the whole house without any real entertainment value.

Screw the idiots, Sree is a star, and stars need to be saved.

Great thread, this has to live on, and we can save Sree.

60 votes my way, chip in everyone, we have to fight. GO GO GO! :dog:

[eviled2]

"Look at the pressings on my head"

"Marcus you not a nice person...you like a Dracula"

[xerophytes]

east west hi bye that's it.

hahahahahaha.

[Rollerball-Rocco]

"Come with the mathmatical magic" (garlicgate)

[Rollerball-Rocco]

Oh yeah and "I can see the facial feelings from the people"

Siavash/Marcus to win innit?

[President]

Added new ones. We're up to 98! :banana:

[AhmedFan2004]

Everyone in this thread, we must keep Sree in to save Big Brother 2009 and keep the series rolling on and upwards.

If we fail to vote and show our support by voting AGAIN and AGAIN, the show will collapse and the silly bandwagon sheep 'fans' of Freddie (not him, but to 'make a point against Lisa/Kris') will win.

They will kill the show, ruin BB and potentially kill off forums.

Join the fan clubs, Join the Facebook group I set up.

... VOTE 09016 16 16 05 AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE!

I will vote 60 times to save Sree. DO THE SAME! It can be done. There's fewer voters this year than ever before. Let's show who is boss. :devil:

[NettoSuperstar!]

LoL

[Harry!]

'Don't be a professional'
'Come on Karly my love'
'The best man wins'
'Don't Don't Rodrigo'
'Not with sause this time'
'Put it down Rodrigo'

Hows that!

[AhmedFan2004]

Bump ...

*** URGENT MESSAGE ALERT: EVERYONE! ***

EVERYONE we need masses and masses of votes to evict Halfwit and save Sree this Friday night. If we do not pull together and vote in spades, then Sree will leave and that is the end for Big Brother 10. NO MORE entertainment, arguments, comedy moments, crazyness etc.

Sree is an incredible housemate and he needs support in DROVES.
We must ring, ring and keep ringing until the phone lines blow up!

TARGET: 60 VOTES PER HEAD; Or As Much As You Can Chip In!

Also Join: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=98376777715&ref=mf
Also Join: http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?

NUMBER TO CONSTANTLY RING: 09016 16 16 05 ----> Go Go Go!

ALL fans of Sree, the other Big Brother 10 HMs and general Big Brother fans MUST PULL TOGETHER AND VOTE IN SPADES BY FRIDAY EVENING.

SPREAD THE MSG ---> Notify EVERYONE on facebook/myspace/twitter and forums/groups used, to evict Halfwit this Friday. Spread it like wildfire!

Thanks! :-)

[BIRDisTHEword]

These quotes are hilarious. It reeeeeeealy annoys me when he says 'Personally me'. :mad:

[KillER]

"shut the ***** up"

"dont be professional"

[Harry!]

Are you going to add them?

[President]

Added

102 altogether. Well done everyone!!! :hello:

[AhmedFan2004]

Special Bump: Part of the Final Countdown to Friday Night's Show. :thumbs:

[Cybele]

"Innit"

I cringe every time he says that.

[Clockers]

The Italy task.

Regarding the Ice Cream "one with Plain"

[AhmedFan2004]

Special Bump: Part of the Final Countdown to Friday Night's Show. :thumbs:

Sree Fans/Halfwit Haters/Fans of Other HMs/BB Fans, we must pull together, save Sree and the entire BB10 series tonight! :cheer2:

VOTE, VOTE, VOTE! :dance:

[LisaHawk]

"At the age of 35, you need to be grown like a big tree"

[Harry!]

'Talk to me in your language'
'Such a idiot'
'Always taking the micky out of me'
'Shut up you are to slow'
'What do you meen'
'You made fun of my language'
'Its none of your buisness'
'You started it'
'I put you in prison'
'Eat dog food for 10 years'

So far!

[eviled2]

What was that he said to Marcus? Something like "I'll put you in jail and you'll eat the dog food for ten years" LOL

[AhmedFan2004]

Special Bump: Part of the Final Countdown to Friday Night's Show. :thumbs:

Sree Fans/Halfwit Haters/Fans of Other HMs/BB Fans, we must pull together, save Sree and the entire BB10 series tonight! :cheer2:

VOTE, VOTE, VOTE! :dance:


KEEP RINGING: 09016 16 16 05

[Harry!]

'He is like clostophobic to me'
'I will sit in the garden'
'If you chop my heart in half'
"I can speak to Lisa clearly."
"Don't put the finger in my face. It's bad"

More fun!

[President]

He said something about dog food in Prison?

[Harry!]

Originally posted by President
He said something about dog food in Prison?

"I'll put you in jail and you'll eat the dog food for ten years"

[Harry!]

Elvis the king has left the building

[dipeshp]

the official quote is:
"What you gonna do to me outside the world, I will put you in the prison and you will eat the dog food for ten years big time, all your life, IDIOT!" legend

"At the age of 35 you need to be grow like a big tree"

"He's taking the micky out of my language"

[dipeshp]

"what's 13 times 13? thankyou"

[CallumJoshuaSturt]

WOW

[Aseel]

He is the funniest guy ever :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[setanta]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by President
He said something about dog food in Prison?

"I'll put you in jail and you'll eat the dog food for ten years"

I will put you in prison, and you will eat the dogfood for ten years, big time.

[WAYNEEBRUM]

ive just PMSL reading these.

[WAYNEEBRUM]

ive just PMSL reading these.

[ElProximo]

Originally posted by dipeshp
the official quote is:
"What you gonna do to me outside the world, I will put you in the prison and you will eat the dog food for ten years big time, all your life, IDIOT!" legend

"At the age of 35 you need to be grow like a big tree"

"He's taking the micky out of my language"

:laugh3:

Classics!

I sincerely hope Sree is waiting outside for Marcus and just boos the hell out of him as Marcus walks by lol!

[Vicky.]

Aw I loved sree...he left way too early

[staceyxxx]

my fav. is - no. 35
lol,, i LOVE sree x

[ElProximo]

Oh Man.. love him or hate him (or both) you gotta give Sree credit for a list of classic and in just less than one month.
Personallyme, my faves emboldened.


Originally posted by President
"I am telling you on your face"
"I understand, he comes from Oxford. I also come from a very good University.... Hertfordshire"
"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain".
"Your inner beauty is platinum"
"Your smile makes me sunshine"
"You sound like a pound"
"Shut your face"
"Personally me..."
"Noirin think's I'm Superman...I'm not!"
"Currently at this moment everyone is loving me... you know."
10) "Sree means a lover boy"
"This house is not a house... this is a ship in an ocean... we are all travelling"
"Relationship means always... truth... trust... humble hhhonest"
"Deep down your heart has matured... like a big tree"
"If there is a mango, when it is very hard nobody like it... when it is juicy, they will like it because inside there is so sweetness"
"Can I talk with you a personal thing?"
"You can slap on me if I say anything wrong"
"In this house I'm not at all ready for any relationship with anyone"
"Honestly, I'm speaking you, I do fancy you"
"At this initial stage, what I'm gonna say... I will keep it to myself, you keep it to yourself."
20) "I have professional certificates in dancing"
"You know I'm a good dancer"
"Shake and bake"
"All good in the hood"
"You're like one of a flower in my rose garden"
" I have met five golden people here, like my five fingers... Noirin is my thumbfinger."
"Look at the dimples. God is crazy you know."
"He call me 'Mother eff-word'"
"Snogs... even dogs can snog"
"Listen to me carefully..."
30) "Oxford is not a silly school"
"I think you may be the eighth wonder of the world... and your hands are like rose petals"
"This house is like a fist and she (Sophia) is like a finger that is falling off"
'Sit next to someone stinky ****ing poos'
"Do you ever wash your teeth"
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on my face'
'God gave you arms and legs'
'Silly stupid brain'
'He is sourfaced'
40)'Why Big Brother no do Indian language?'
'So are you, Look in the mirror mate'
"...Rather than sit next to somebody and stinky ****ing their tooth"
"Respect is not a product you can buy at asda'
"Me, myself - I love it ... (about him) What's wrong with it??"
"Some people in this world are so much stupid!!"
"Come on, i'm not that kind of silly stupid brain!"
'Standung up for myself'
'Conversation finished'
'Marcus please get a life'
50) 'Who in the **** are you to tell me'
'I have lots of communication and vocabulary skills'
'I am a Womanizer womanizer womanizer'
"Do you like Indian boys?"
"I have engineering skills" (referring to what skills he had to resolve situation with Marcus.)
"You're a flower in my pocket, i keep you for life"
"Just Joking, I'm just joking."
"You don't hear my bloody stupid brain"
"This boy is undecent immature cre-ature"
"No no... I can't touch pig's leg!"
60) "I do like you, I don't know why. My astrology say she have to be 2 year younger, 1 year younger or 1 year older. So that is the first compatability."
"I nominated Siwash.... this is a family TV show..."
'Thank god man, Jesus Christ, the blood pressure, know what I mean?' (after nominations)
''People are going to throw stones"
"There's gonna be sh!t loads of giggles on their faces"
"I'm Elvis?.. now Im fukkin Tramp Elvis!"
"I have come three times in my head"
"Today we had music, sunny weather and a fake stonage"
"Marcus, you are old person in this house and should be set an example"
"Outside the house I have two best friends, alchohol and my dad".
70) "Your smile takes the rain back and makes the sun shine again"
'This is my money, This is my garlic'
'Dont put your hands on my food'
'Stop eating my brain'
'I dont appreciate you coming from Oxford'
'Call me the magic'
'Im not big jelous'
"Its' a bath, i can clean whatever i can touch"
"Angel please! I have a lot of headache!"
80) "I have only been upset with two people in this house... and that is with you and Lisa"
"I **** on your face tomorrow"
"Hold your balls carefully"
"A to the B to the C to the D to the E to the F to the Z"
"You can't say whats going to happen - you can't say when the rain will come, you can't say when the volcano will come, you can't say when the earthquake will come.."
'Karma comes to me'
'My hands are really tired'
''Yes we can!'
'You're talking so much ****'
"You care about four cans of cider, I care about my social status and prestige...thankyou goodnight"
90) "i swear on my parents"
'I try to talk to him in a psychological treatment!'
"One with plain"
"Thank you, come again!"
'I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream'
"Look at the pressings on my head"
"Marcus you not a nice person...you like a Dracula"
"East west hi bye that's it."
"Come with the mathmatical magic"
'Don't be a professional'
100) 'The best man wins'
'Don't Don't Rodrigo'
"shut the **** up"

:laugh3: :joker:

Please write down any more that you can remember from before, and also when he says anymore in the future

Of course, you must replay those in the very context and in classic Sree stylings lmao!

I am sure there must be more we haven't thought of yet but that is a very comprehensive list based on what we got to see and hear heh

[AhmedFan2004]

Sree was the best housemate of all time IMO, I never understood the hate, never will. Most of it was just abuse and racism.

He single handedly owned that show for an entire month and was utterly entertaining. Without him, it would have been axed early.

Marcus, Noirin etc were just background characters when he was there doing his thing. He was unbelievably funny, some genius scenes and quotes!

For me, he is BB.

[ElProximo]

Originally posted by AhmedFan2004
Sree was the best housemate of all time IMO, I never understood the hate, never will. Most of it was just abuse and racism.

He single handedly owned that show for an entire month and was utterly entertaining. Without him, it would have been axed early.

Marcus, Noirin etc were just background characters when he was there doing his thing. He was unbelievably funny, some genius scenes and quotes!

For me, he is BB.

Never got the hate either. Sree was an absolute golden gem and all but single-handedly carried BB10 for an entire month when (without Srees help) there was nothing happening and yes.. people were worried it was going to be canceled.
But Sree came up BIG TIME and you might as well say he saved BB10,
and,
Without a doubt is an all-time classic HM.
Sree and Bea (though never knowing each other) are basically the two 'classics' that came up huge for the program.

I think people quickly forget past HMs but when we go over the Season Best Bits and look back we are all going to start to appreciate how much comedy/drama gold Sree really was.

[Ramsay]

Sree was amazing
he was my favourite while he was in there
i didnt get the hate either
i guess people just jumped on the hate-sree bandwagon

[AhmedFan2004]

Originally posted by kerplunk124
Sree was amazing
he was my favourite while he was in there
i didnt get the hate either
i guess people just jumped on the hate-sree bandwagon
I still don't get the hate, even now with the advantage of hindsight. He entirely made that show and was incredibly entertaining. He was friendly and compassionate too, sticking up for people, including Halfwit in bedgate. He tried his best to make friends and have fun in the house. And he was hilarious.

I think a lot of the hate is just plain old racism and hating the fact that an Indian guy was flirting with a blond white woman. Prejudices still remain, and people disliked the fact that he utterly blew away the stereotype of a 'dull, geeky, timid, sexually repressed indian dude' initially tagged onto him. By being funny, entertaining, energetic, cheeky, unpredictable, etc.

Sree's best bits, in 1 month, will eclipse anything of a bore like Sophie or Rodrigo. Both who have done jack all and have jack personality to boot.

For me, Sree is, and always will be, Big Brother. One of the all-time greats.

[HalfwitFTW]

Originally posted by kerplunk124
Sree was amazing
he was my favourite while he was in there
i didnt get the hate either
i guess people just jumped on the hate-sree bandwagon

I really liked Sree too but one thing which really put me off him was the dyslexia comment to Freddie, and the way he reacted during Garlic Gate. People made a big deal over how he acted with Noirin but I dont even think he was that bad... she did lead him on in the beginning so I dont blame him, but once she told him she didnt fancy him, he backed off.

He was overall a great housemate.... probably one of the most entertaining this year

[AhmedFan2004]

Originally posted by HalfwitFTW

I really liked Sree too but one thing which really put me off him was the dyslexia comment to Freddie, and the way he reacted during Garlic Gate. People made a big deal over how he acted with Noirin but I dont even think he was that bad... she did lead him on in the beginning so I dont blame him, but once she told him she didnt fancy him, he backed off.

He was overall a great housemate.... probably one of the most entertaining this year
All Halfwit fans know that he wasn't offending Freddie in garlic gate, he just isn't very good at articulating himself. Everyone knows Sree isn't disrespectful and spiteful like that. He has impeccable manners. And he's incredibly entertaining.

Halfwit fans, at the time anyway, loved to ignore Sree being the ONLY HM to support him and help him in bed-gate, and Sree's attempts at befriending Freddy and being nice to him. He even told Freddie that he was part of his 'rose garden', lol.

Infact, Freddy was very hesitant and rather condenscending at times. Another example at how Freddie's isolation was brought about by himself. Sree's friendship was an obvious gateway, but he opted out.

And let's not ignore the fact that he's been the most entertaining HM this series. Single-handedly carrying the show for a month, non-stop.

[Epic.]

This was a hilarious read to sit through :joker: A BB legend! :worship:

[Ramsay]

So weird, friend of mine put up a video on facebook today of Sree and Marcus having a fight :lovedup:

[Babayaro.]

I am telling you on your face


The best one :love:

[Ashley.]

Respect is not a product you can buy at ASDA.

https://i.imgur.com/u7LSwYv.jpg

[Epic.]

Narrowed down the best ones :love: :

"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain".
"Your smile makes me sunshine"
"You sound like a pound"
"Shut your face"
"Personally me..."
"Noirin think's I'm Superman...I'm not!"
"Currently at this moment everyone is loving me... you know."
"He call me 'Mother eff-word'"
"This house is like a fist and she (Sophia) is like a finger that is falling off"
'Sit next to someone stinky ****ing poos'
"Do you ever wash your teeth"
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on my face'
"...Rather than sit next to somebody and stinky ****ing their tooth"
"Respect is not a product you can buy at asda'
"Me, myself - I love it ... (about him) What's wrong with it??"
"Some people in this world are so much stupid!!"
"Come on, i'm not that kind of silly stupid brain!"
'Standung up for myself'
'I am a Womanizer womanizer womanizer'
"Do you like Indian boys?"
"I nominated Siwash.... this is a family TV show..."
"I'm Elvis?.. now Im fukkin Tramp Elvis!"
"Outside the house I have two best friends, alchohol and my dad".
"Hold your balls carefully"
'I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream'
"Marcus you not a nice person...you like a Dracula"

[Epic.]

From another thread:

Freddie: What makes you angry?
Noirin: ....Disrespectful people.
Freddie: Disrespectful behaviour?
Noirin: Yeah.
Freddie: Respect is very important...
Sree: Yeeeah you're RIGHT Halfwit, respect is very important! Some people, they don't give respect to their FRIENDS! -steals pillow from underneath Noirin's face-
Noirin: OW. Stop--
Sree: Because they are STUPID :laugh: -flings pillow at Noirin-
Noirin: OH **** OFF. You're pissing me off.
Sree: .... *gasps* SEE LOOK. I WAS ONLY JOKING. YOU CAN'T HANDLE JOKES CAN YOU? :laugh:
Noirin: If I had a pound for every time you said that, I'd actually be a multi-millionaire!
Sree: WHATYOUMEAN? What are you saying? :laugh:
Noirin: It doesn't matter...
Sree: Come on pleeease...
Noirin: I'm talking to Freddie.
Sree: SO RUDE, HONESTLY :laugh:
Noirin: No, you disturb me, you were so rude interrupting me.
Sree: Awww... I'M ONLY JOKING :laugh:
Noirin: Oh here we go again. If anyone was tested by patients, he was, definitely him...
Sree: :laugh: .......From now onwards--
Noirin: He's testing everyone's patience :laugh:
Sree: You know what? I had a lot of respect for you, and it's GONE now! :laugh:
Noirin: Okay....
Sree: How DID YOU, say things like that? Say sorry! :laugh:
Noirin: I'm having a private conversation with Freddie, do you mind if I--
Sree: Nahh BUT--BUT BUT you mentioned my name so... it involves me
Noirin: Can you give us some space? Remember when I was talking to you about having space?
Sree: You know what? Seriously piss off!! :laugh::dance::wavey:

Completely forgot about the best Sree moment of all :joker: