View Full Version : Kris Kris Grows A Beard Because......
Sweep
17-06-2009, 07:38 AM
He has a pretty big mole on the side of his face and he's trying to cover the bugger up. I reckon it's sprouting hairs and all sorts.
Bottom line is he needs a shave.
HELLIWONTGO
17-06-2009, 08:01 AM
He thinks he's a real fanny-magnet but I think he's a fanny, and not very funny!!!! lol
Shallow Kris!
Annie
17-06-2009, 11:57 AM
He is sexy. Facial hair. Sexy.
Chuckyegg
17-06-2009, 11:58 AM
to hide the stretch marks
King Gizzard
17-06-2009, 01:01 PM
He is a nob and is just in there for the women. he actually has no personality and worth in there
BiG_Br0
24-06-2009, 12:22 PM
I hate how he can get away with being a dick just because he's ''hot''. He's just like Dale from last year only about 6 million times uglier.
Lauren
24-06-2009, 12:23 PM
I think he actually said once to Sophie that it was because of the mole?
Rozartytype
24-06-2009, 12:24 PM
If he is supposed to be 'eye-candy',I must need my eyes testing.
Kris needs a personality transplant!
HELLIWONTGO
24-06-2009, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by BiG_Br0
I hate how he can get away with being a dick just because he's ''hot''. He's just like Dale from last year only about 6 million times uglier.
Yes, ok, but Dale would have nailed sophie by now!! lol:yuk:
yousoboo!
24-06-2009, 12:24 PM
to cover for his personality
Kris is FUGLY his eyes are too far apart.:yuk:
cleaner67
24-06-2009, 12:37 PM
he is a distasteful horrible little man hiding behind the facial hair and has no personality at all.
Jayson
24-06-2009, 12:40 PM
Hes a disgusting creature.
He grows his hair because is a giant vagina
PixieBoots
27-06-2009, 02:38 AM
Lmfao!!! He is repugnant - and yes lol he is fugly and his eyes are too wide apart. And he should cut his hair - or develop the charisma to back up his posey looks.
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