Poetry? corner....

[HELLIWONTGO]

BB 10 you promised so much
Yet it's clear to all you're so out of touch
Still got the phone lines, you're full of greed
But then you take away the live feed
Most of the housemates are as boring as hell
But give it 2 weeks you never can tell
I'm feed up with that dogface whoring
Kris and Charlie are very boring
Lisa and Marcus make me sick
Put into the house a banging chick
At least cairon can do his rap
But Karly talks a load of cr*p
I wont bother to do any more
I think that I'm becoming a bore

I've translated this from the original Greek, it loses something in the translation!!!!!!:dance:

[Rozartytype]

There is a young housemate called Sree,
Who's been to Hertfordshire University,
He has so been implorin'
His love for Miss Noirin,
Who make him go week at the knee...s.

I'll get me coat.

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by Rozartytype
There is a young housemate called Sree,
Who's been to Hertfordshire University,
He has so been implorin'
His love for Miss Noirin,
Who make him go week at the knee...s.

I'll get me coat.


No, far from it very good I think I will do limericks now , great idea!!!!:thumbs:

[HELLIWONTGO]

There is an old lady named Lisa
Most of us think she's a geezer
And once in a while
She acts so vile
She certainly isn't a pleaser


oh dear seemed a good idea at the time!!!!:puzzled:

[Prole]

LOL... excellent, both of ya...

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by ViaVerde
LOL... excellent, both of you...

I know my poems are quite wordy
Thanks for the praise ViaVerde
I don't really know what else to say
The Housemate Charlie, I think he's gay
I've drunk to much coffee my head is spinning
They say always go when you're still winning


Worst poetry ever!!!! lol:thumbs:

[Rozartytype]

Freddie talks about lots of posh stuff,
But he's beginning to look a bit rough,
Poor Halfwit could weep,
'Cos the housemates won't let him sleep,
Freddie just isn't getting enough.

[Prole]

Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
Originally posted by ViaVerde
LOL... excellent, both of you...

I know my poems are quite wordy
Thanks for the praise ViaVerde
I don't really know what else to say
The Housemate Charlie, I think he's gay
I've drunk to much coffee my head is spinning
They say always go when you're still winning


Worst poetry ever!!!! lol:thumbs:

Wow... I have been immortalised in verse. I feel like The Lady of Shalott.

Incidentally... you're both mad. And I don't mean that in a bad way :-)

[bansheewails]

There was a young man called Kris
who only wanted to go on the piss
sadly for him when he gave her a kiss
he left the house with syphilis!


ehm!

[HELLIWONTGO]

Worst poetry ever!!!! lol:thumbs: [/quote]

Wow... I have been immortalised in verse. I feel like The Lady of Shalott.

Incidentally... you're both mad. And I don't mean that in a bad way :-) [/quote]


There was an old Lady of Shalot
Who said Oh no is that all I got
I'll turn on the tv
And just watch BB
Oh wow that Sree is so hot!!


I think my medication is wearing off!!!!!:thumbs:

[bansheewails]

no one liked mine then!

:bawling:

[Jayson]

We've Kris's mophead in the house,
Rodrigo as quiet as a mouse,
Sophia was tiny, and a right little runt,
And all Sree does is act like a cun*.

At least we have Cairon, He is no disgrace,
Angel, Freddie, Karly and DogFace,
But I cannot forgive, for Lisa what the fuc*,
Noirin, as entertaining as a disabled duck.

If i've missed any out, I don't really care,
So long as Siavash gives me clothes to wear.

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by bansheewails
no one liked mine then!

:bawling:


I did but what do I know , isn't anyone amazed that I a mouthy Rooster can write, I say can write poetry



lol?:joker:

[bansheewails]

Do you use your beak or your talons to write?

[bansheewails]

Scratch a few word out?

[Jayson]

When Big Brother's on I can't bear,
To watch Karly doing her hair,
Dogface is so fake, an overgrown rake,
But atleast she has big tits to share.

[Rozartytype]

Everytime Sree has a dip in the pool,
Kris and Charlie make him look such a fool,
For those pair of hunks,
Pull off Sree's swimming trunks,
Just so Sophie can look at his tool.

[bansheewails]

William Wordsworth will be turning in his grave, green with envy (and mould) who knew BB fans were such artists!


:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant: :elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

[HELLIWONTGO]

I'm really amazed, I say really amazed ,that anyone even bothered to look at my thread, and thank you to all you poets on here, see Bb fans are intelligent, mention us George Lamb you muppet!!!!! lol
I use my, I say use my beak , but it's getting weak and I'm past my peak, maybe I'm a freak!!!!
Enough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wavey:

[Jayson]

I cannot believe how big and juicy,
Sophies tits are and could be,
But whenever I see Noirins rockin body,
All I can think about is Sree :sad:

[Jayson]

Siavash is no player nor pimp,
Although some may think he is a gimp,
And Karly's hot pants, Are fit for romance,
And thats why she should bluddy win,
But when you see Sree and his chat-ups,
Plus Angel doing all of her sit-ups,
You can't help but think,
That you've hit the brink,
And that C4 have done one of their cock-ups.

[HELLIWONTGO]

Sree really is so damn thick
Send in there a banging chick
Also get that Lisa out
I think I've got a touch of gout!:banana:

[Jayson]

Whatever Kris say's he's a tool,
And Charlie is a god damn fool,
But Cairon and Sree,
Make this shitt BB,
A watchable pile of drool.

[bansheewails]

There was a young girl called dog-face
who asked a wee boy round to her place
she wanted a look
at his grapling hook
but he'd rather show her a book

[Chuckyegg]

There once was a show called big brother
where humans get watched with eachother
but after a while it went a bit vile
now theres no human beings - just *****s

[bansheewails]

chucky, the last wee bit doesn't ryhme! Just thought I'd poit that out.

:wink:

[Chuckyegg]

Originally posted by bansheewails
chucky, the last wee bit doesn't ryhme! Just thought I'd poit that out.

:wink:

thank you for "poiting"

nothing like a good POIT

[HELLIWONTGO]

One lady in there had the lot
Put Sophia back in she was hot
I went into a trance
Whenever she would dance
My trousers have only just dried


I know it doesn't rhyme , but just wanted to share it with you all!



:spin2::cheer2:

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg
Originally posted by bansheewails
chucky, the last wee bit doesn't ryhme! Just thought I'd poit that out.

:wink:

thank you for "poiting"

nothing like a good POIT



my n butto isn't workig properly. I'm gettig repetative strain ijury hitting it twice!

:sad:

[Chuckyegg]

Originally posted by bansheewails
Originally posted by Chuckyegg
Originally posted by bansheewails
chucky, the last wee bit doesn't ryhme! Just thought I'd poit that out.

:wink:

thank you for "poiting"

nothing like a good POIT



my n butto isn't workig properly. I'm gettig repetative strain ijury hitting it twice!

:sad:

so you cant really comment properly on "OIRI"

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
One lady in there had the lot
Put Sophia back in she was hot
I went into a trance
Whenever she would dance
My trousers have only just dried


I know it doesn't rhyme , but just wanted to share it with you all!



:spin2::cheer2:


Misread the last bit and thought you said you wanted to 'shave it with us all' oh madam!

:conf2:

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg
Originally posted by bansheewails
Originally posted by Chuckyegg
Originally posted by bansheewails
chucky, the last wee bit doesn't ryhme! Just thought I'd poit that out.

:wink:

thank you for "poiting"

nothing like a good POIT



my n butto isn't workig properly. I'm gettig repetative strain ijury hitting it twice!

:sad:

so you cant really comment properly on "OIRI"


Have to stutter her name out NNNNoirinnnn! Sometimes it works!

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by bansheewails
Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
One lady in there had the lot
Put Sophia back in she was hot
I went into a trance
Whenever she would dance
My trousers have only just dried


I know it doesn't rhyme , but just wanted to share it with you all!



:spin2::cheer2:


Misread the last bit and thought you said you wanted to 'shave it with us all' oh madam!

:conf2:




No missus, titter yeah not!!!


:thumbs:

[bansheewails]

There was a young lad called Cairon
who thought he spoke like Byron
he talked his rap
like a bit of a sap
on friday he will cry like a tap!

[HELLIWONTGO]

When I started this I thought 'd get 1 or 2 people bother, like ... wow I feel drunk on fine poetry, I want to go into politics put the poetry back
lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:joker:

[Jayson]

Tis a fine thread.

[bansheewails]

I will be thinking in rhymes all day!

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by bansheewails
I will be thinking in rhymes all day!


There was a Bb fan named Banshee
Who said that she didn't like Sree
Angel is so cute
Don't give her the boot
I really do need more coffee!

Oh well I'm past my best
I wear a string vest

Stop!!!!!!!! lol:xyxwave:

[Annie]

This is the best thread :bigsmile:

Congrats to you all for your beautiful poems.

Whoo :banana:

[cleaner67]

Found these all quite good:laugh2:

[Chuckyegg]

there once was a sex pest called sree
who forced pretty girls on his knee
he told them:
"you're *****s but i love you of course"
and he touched them inapropriately

[PaulyJ]

There's someone home in the Big Brother house
Get ready for the fun, the screams and the shouts
Don't pick a favourite yet, they are not who you think
watch how they change, after a night on the drink
Highlites so far involve the strong personalities
Lisa's desire to demminish Freddie's faculties.
Sree's obsession with the charmes of another
The pain will be great to hear "i don't want you as a lover"
1 month in a may decide who to like
But until then i'll keep pinned to the highlites
Hoping for a glimpse of a kindred spirit
i know it won't be Cairon, i never say init

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by PaulyJ
There's someone home in the Big Brother house
Get ready for the fun, the screams and the shouts
Don't pick a favourite yet, they are not who you think
watch how they change, after a night on the drink
Highlites so far involve the strong personalities
Lisa's desire to demminish Freddie's faculties.
Sree's obsession with the charmes of another
The pain will be great to hear "i don't want you as a lover"
1 month in a may decide who to like
But until then i'll keep pinned to the highlites
Hoping for a glimpse of a kindred spirit
i know it won't be Cairon, i never say init



Oi!!! No professional poets allowed on here!!! lol
That's me finished , you're to good damn!!!


:dance::xyxwave::thumbs:

[PaulyJ]

Thankya kindly, my beaky friend
I'm glad your resistance is now at an end
Ill take your feathers, now that victories secured
And quit whilst i'm ahead, in case this Rooster re-sharpens his claws.:xyxwave:

[HELLIWONTGO]

If I was in that house, I'd be quiet as a mouse
I'd run right up to Sree and peck him on the knee
I'd fly on to the bed of Kris and have a little pizz
And then onto half-wit and there I'd have a sheet
If I got on Borin's wits I'd peck her lovely ti*s
If Karly chose to stare I'd pluck out all her hair
I wouldn't bother Lisa, cos she's a normal geezer
I can't think anymore, then I'd fly right out the door!!!!


I think , I say , I think that's my lot
Don't put me on the spot


:cheer2::spin::spin::spin:

[bansheewails]

I nip out for five minutes
and more poems appear right in it
it wasn't all fun
I was on the school run
sitting in traffic not the sun!





:cheer:

[HELLIWONTGO]

Lord Half-wit is in the house, he goes to bed at 10
Lisa likes an arguement every now and then
Noirin doesn't do a thing she really is a bore
Charlie said the other day, will someone shut that door
Kris is such a hunky man, he really is so buff
Sree is touchy feely, the girls have had enough
Rodrigo sits and smiles a lot, he hasn't much to say
Marcus is so forthright, I think that's just his way
Cairon likes to laugh and joke, he also likes to swear
And as for all the rest of them, I really couldn't care!


This is from my new book, BB and other interesting tv shows??

:laugh:

[Rozartytype]

Angel,Angel,Russian queen,
In the nude you have been seen,
Droopy of breast,and narrow of hip,
She went for a skinny dip.

[Marzy]

There is a young lass called Sophie whose hair looks a little bit ropey.
She pumped up her breasts to a larger degree so men could ogle, namely Sree

She's pretty and young and likes lot's of fun, but the sort of girl your mother would shun.

She's boring and dull and takes a delight in bedding poor Kris whose c* is in sight

So girls and gals please take heed Sophie is yours for one glass of mead.

[Marzy]

Tried to find the threat again and realised it's in the Marcus Forum.

[Rozartytype]

Marcus,Marcus,Mister Cool,
The BB House you think you rule,
Showing his hairy bum-crack,
He's another 'fifties throwback,
Marcus,Marcus,Mister Cool.

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by Rozartytype
Marcus,Marcus,Mister Cool,
The BB House you think you rule,
Showing his hairy bum-crack,
He's another 'fifties throwback,
Marcus,Marcus,Mister Cool.

Love it!:lovedup:

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by Marzy
Tried to find the threat again and realised it's in the Marcus Forum.



Sorry about that I can't seem to amend that now!!!!!!
Whoops!!!! lol:thumbs:

[HELLIWONTGO]

Karly and Noirin why did you bother
To go into the house of Big Brother?
At talking and jokes your'e not ace
But that's because you're a waste of space
George Lamb presenting BBLB
Is not the most exciting for me
You should be really on the dole
Or at least you could disappear down a hole
The list of bores for me is long
Please Lord half-wit quit with the song
For Cairon this week it looks like the end
And what will happen to Siavash his friend
The dancing task they've passed it seems
Lord half-wit saw Roddy in his dreams
I've watched Kris and Sophie lying in bed
Don't show them again, it's something I dread
Poor Sree doesn't seem to have any fan
But that doesn't matter, 'cos he's superman!!!!
New people into the house they'll send
Let's hope they drive Lisa round the bend
That's all that I can bother to do
So I will say goodbye to you


Worst ending ever!!!!!!:cheer2:

[_al_]

Srees a pube,
srees a prick,
he thinks hes slick,
but hes just a dick!