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Craig
29-05-2005, 02:46 PM
Gotan the Tango God.

Here are some images of "Gotan", my Tango doll. I bought him a few years ago during a soft-drinks promotion run by "Tango". His clothes I stole from Action Man, but its okay, Action Man's a jerk.

http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotanmilitary.jpg

Although its been a while since he was discharged, he rarely takes off his old army uniform.

http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotannakedf.jpg

He took a serious beating, but I eventually managed to get him naked and in front of a camera

http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotannakedl.jpg

Here's a shot from the side. He always dreamed of becoming a dancer, but his monstrous posture prevented that.

http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotannakedb.jpg

And from behind. His right arm got knackered in a helicopter accident during Desert Storm.

http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotannakedr.jpg

Looking at his right side you begin to realise what a psychopath he really is. If he were even given a gun again, who knows the terror he could wreak.

http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotanbutt.jpg

A close-up of his butt reveals a hideous branding acquired in an Iraqi concentration camp. I asked him about it once and he killed all my pets. Even my hamster, Billy.

http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotandarth.jpg

This guy is so scary. Look how tiny Darth Vader looks next to him. Thankfully, his midihlorian count is too low to ever become a Jedi.

http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotanfloyd.jpg

He's a mean singer though. Shame he's such a screw-up.

http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotangroup.jpg

Look at those demented eyes. Homer and Iron Man were dead 6 seconds after this photo was taken.

Some people really are bored... I got that off a site, all of that

Catcrazy
31-05-2005, 03:37 PM
cool

Siouxsie
02-06-2005, 05:51 PM
:bouncy:

Blink_Me
02-06-2005, 05:54 PM
Isn't that thing of that art show?

lilmissnaughty
02-06-2005, 07:55 PM
Lol!:bouncy:

~Broccoli~
05-06-2005, 03:32 PM
:dance:
haha

~*Anna*~
05-06-2005, 03:38 PM
haha good pix :laugh: