Craig
29-05-2005, 02:46 PM
Gotan the Tango God.
Here are some images of "Gotan", my Tango doll. I bought him a few years ago during a soft-drinks promotion run by "Tango". His clothes I stole from Action Man, but its okay, Action Man's a jerk.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotanmilitary.jpg
Although its been a while since he was discharged, he rarely takes off his old army uniform.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotannakedf.jpg
He took a serious beating, but I eventually managed to get him naked and in front of a camera
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotannakedl.jpg
Here's a shot from the side. He always dreamed of becoming a dancer, but his monstrous posture prevented that.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotannakedb.jpg
And from behind. His right arm got knackered in a helicopter accident during Desert Storm.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotannakedr.jpg
Looking at his right side you begin to realise what a psychopath he really is. If he were even given a gun again, who knows the terror he could wreak.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotanbutt.jpg
A close-up of his butt reveals a hideous branding acquired in an Iraqi concentration camp. I asked him about it once and he killed all my pets. Even my hamster, Billy.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotandarth.jpg
This guy is so scary. Look how tiny Darth Vader looks next to him. Thankfully, his midihlorian count is too low to ever become a Jedi.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotanfloyd.jpg
He's a mean singer though. Shame he's such a screw-up.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotangroup.jpg
Look at those demented eyes. Homer and Iron Man were dead 6 seconds after this photo was taken.
Some people really are bored... I got that off a site, all of that
Here are some images of "Gotan", my Tango doll. I bought him a few years ago during a soft-drinks promotion run by "Tango". His clothes I stole from Action Man, but its okay, Action Man's a jerk.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotanmilitary.jpg
Although its been a while since he was discharged, he rarely takes off his old army uniform.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotannakedf.jpg
He took a serious beating, but I eventually managed to get him naked and in front of a camera
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotannakedl.jpg
Here's a shot from the side. He always dreamed of becoming a dancer, but his monstrous posture prevented that.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotannakedb.jpg
And from behind. His right arm got knackered in a helicopter accident during Desert Storm.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotannakedr.jpg
Looking at his right side you begin to realise what a psychopath he really is. If he were even given a gun again, who knows the terror he could wreak.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotanbutt.jpg
A close-up of his butt reveals a hideous branding acquired in an Iraqi concentration camp. I asked him about it once and he killed all my pets. Even my hamster, Billy.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotandarth.jpg
This guy is so scary. Look how tiny Darth Vader looks next to him. Thankfully, his midihlorian count is too low to ever become a Jedi.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotanfloyd.jpg
He's a mean singer though. Shame he's such a screw-up.
http://users.breathe.com/kadamontaga/others/gotan/gotangroup.jpg
Look at those demented eyes. Homer and Iron Man were dead 6 seconds after this photo was taken.
Some people really are bored... I got that off a site, all of that