Best Way To Die?

[Jayson]

How do you want to die? Can be funny, stupid, serious, or brutal.

I want to be a day away from my 100th birthday and get run over by the van carrying my birthday cake.

[MrGaryy]

in my sleep.

ugh how dull of me.

[Lauren]

I wanna be killed at someone elses funeral.

[Captain.Remy]

While having sex.
You're drying, at least do it with pleasure. :hugesmile:

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
While having sex.
You're drying, at least do it with pleasure. :hugesmile:

talk about killing the mood.

cwutididthar? :tongue:

[30stone]

In somthing like a Buggati veyron..

Die in style.

In a Flaming Hyper car...

[Stu]

Two words : Auto Fellation

[Jayson]

Another way to die is by laughter. Except technically its just choking.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Stu
Two words : Auto Fellation

Is that not just where you suck yourself off?

I think you're in reference to an asphyxi-wank.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Stu
Two words : Auto Fellation

Is that not just where you suck yourself off?

I think you're in reference to an asphyxi-wank.
No, no. I know what it means. Hey ... you could snap your spine in half, like!

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Stu
Two words : Auto Fellation

Is that not just where you suck yourself off?

I think you're in reference to an asphyxi-wank.
No, no. I know what it means. Hey ... you could snap your spine in half, like!

That's a horrible way to die :bawling: Lmao.

(As if asphyxi-wanking would be any better.... ...fair point).

[Enid]

In my sleep, but that is boring.

For a more dramatic way to kick the bucket, I think I'd like my body to be attached to lots of meat hooks and then slowly ripped apart. :thumbs:

[Jayson]

Another way to die, found this on a website,
Hammer a bullet into your skull. Make sure there is an empty gun nearby but do not fire it (a gun that has never been fired works best in this situation). Bash the bullet into your frontal lobe. It doesn't matter how you get it done it will perplex the authorities for years and you will, most assuredly, be a hot news topic. You'll probably even make it on MythBusters.

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by Showtyme
Another way to die, found this on a website,
Hammer a bullet into your skull. Make sure there is an empty gun nearby but do not fire it (a gun that has never been fired works best in this situation). Bash the bullet into your frontal lobe. It doesn't matter how you get it done it will perplex the authorities for years and you will, most assuredly, be a hot news topic. You'll probably even make it on MythBusters.

not taking into account that there would be major bruising around where it entered and a hammer on the ground beside you of course.

[Lauren]

You'd have blunt instrument trauma, and also a hammer beside you.
(Not to mention they'd find gun powder on your fingers, damage to the bullet, no surrounding gun powder... etc etc LOL).

[Fom]

I read once that there was a man who died 80 years old with two 18 year old prostitutes, high off drugs. What an amazing way to go!

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Fom
I read once that there was a man who died 80 years old with two 18 year old prostitutes, high off drugs. What an amazing way to go!

Ugh, traumatising for the prossies though!

[Simone.]

Playing Twister, it happens!

I'm dangerous in Twister, it's like a domino affect when I go down.

[Mark]

Originally posted by Fom
I read once that there was a man who died 80 years old with two 18 year old prostitutes, high off drugs. What an amazing way to go!

I read a similar story once of a multi-millionaire who was in his eighties. His girlfriend was 18 or so, and the old guy put in his will if he died during sex with her, she could have half his net worth. Otherwise she would get nothing :whistle:

[Marc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6s2HfSHHsQ

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Mark
Originally posted by Fom
I read once that there was a man who died 80 years old with two 18 year old prostitutes, high off drugs. What an amazing way to go!

I read a similar story once of a multi-millionaire who was in his eighties. His girlfriend was 18 or so, and the old guy put in his will if he died during sex with her, she could have half his net worth. Otherwise she would get nothing :whistle:

lol how would they ever know? I'd just tell people we'd been having sex when he died.

[Mark]

Originally posted by Lauren

lol how would they ever know? I'd just tell people we'd been having sex when he died.

But that would be fraud :wink:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Mark
Originally posted by Lauren

lol how would they ever know? I'd just tell people we'd been having sex when he died.

But that would be fraud :wink:

Given that I was in a relationship with an 80 year old (hypothetically lol) - I imagine I wouldn't be past fraud! He'd have given me experience of faking things. Sorted.

[andyman]

Please know that Arista is taking notes..

[Tom]

Death by tram in Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester

At least you'd be remembered and it would be quick!! Its almost happened too ... a lot :sad:

[Jayson]

Another way.
On a plane, a terrorist hijacks it. I save everyones life by sacrificing my own.

[ange7]

Originally posted by Lauren
I wanna be killed at someone elses funeral.
Hoping for a 2 for one deal? lol that's so cheap.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by Lauren
I wanna be killed at someone elses funeral.
Hoping for a 2 for one deal? lol that's so cheap.

Plus I could take the limelight away from them.

Morbidly evil!

[ange7]

Originally posted by Fom
I read once that there was a man who died 80 years old with two 18 year old prostitutes, high off drugs. What an amazing way to go!
lol... moral of the story : Hey 18 year old girls! don't become prostitutes!.

[ange7]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by Lauren
I wanna be killed at someone elses funeral.
Hoping for a 2 for one deal? lol that's so cheap.

Plus I could take the limelight away from them.

Morbidly evil!
lol ... (??) you'd take the limelight away from their "BIG DAY".

[Simone.]

Originally posted by Tom
Death by tram in Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester

At least you'd be remembered and it would be quick!! Its almost happened too ... a lot :sad:

I hate those things, I hate crossing there.
Never know when they're going to just appear.

[Sarah.]

Hit by a blimp.

[ange7]

Originally posted by sarah.y2j
Hit by a blimp.
winner!
you versus the hindenburg. I'd watch that.

[Mrluvaluva]

I read this....

"In your sleep, like my Grandfather, not screaming and shouting like the other four people in his car.

Bob, Johannesburg South Africa"

[Tom]

Originally posted by Simone.
Originally posted by Tom
Death by tram in Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester

At least you'd be remembered and it would be quick!! Its almost happened too ... a lot :sad:

I hate those things, I hate crossing there.
Never know when they're going to just appear.

I hate the bit near Burger King where all the tram lines meet AND you've got the bus station as well, thats just death waiting to happen

[Tom]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by ange7
Originally posted by Lauren
I wanna be killed at someone elses funeral.
Hoping for a 2 for one deal? lol that's so cheap.

Plus I could take the limelight away from them.

Morbidly evil!

I bet you're the type that would make your boyfriend propose at someone elses wedding or announce a pregnancy at someone elses Christening

[Luminis]

Rollercoaster crash please

[Zac]

I'd love to die in my sleep. :sleep:

[LemonJam]

Going down the cheesey route, protecting a friend.

[bronaaaa]

My sleep, like with my husband or something, or doing something like absailing or skydiving yeno

[Princess]

My grandad died in his sleep at 89,next to his dog. What a perfect way to go....

[Luminis]

Originally posted by Princess
My grandad died in his sleep at 89,next to his dog. What a perfect way to go....

Aw bless :(
Its a nice way to go though

[Zac]

Originally posted by Luminis
Originally posted by Princess
My grandad died in his sleep at 89,next to his dog. What a perfect way to go....

Aw bless :(
Its a nice way to go though

Aw sorry to hear that Laura. :sad:
I'd just like to go in my sleep because it's not very painful.

[x_eztiger_x]

... to not??

[Simone.]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Simone.
Originally posted by Tom
Death by tram in Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester

At least you'd be remembered and it would be quick!! Its almost happened too ... a lot :sad:

I hate those things, I hate crossing there.
Never know when they're going to just appear.

I hate the bit near Burger King where all the tram lines meet AND you've got the bus station as well, thats just death waiting to happen

Yeh right next to Primark.
I just kinda run and dodge transport on the way.

[Jayson]

Jumping from the highest building in the world sounds fun

[FelixO]

At an orgy, through suffocation of face sitting

[max]

In my sleep best way painless.

[arista]

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