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Amy
31-05-2005, 07:55 AM
WHITE witch Mary told housemates how she was abducted by ALIENS.

She said: “I woke up at 3am. My bed was beside the window and there was a really bright light. I saw this strange oval shape. I pinched myself and realised I wasn’t dreaming. The next thing I knew I felt tremendously tired.”

Mary added: “I woke up drained with my nose bleeding. I’d definitely been abducted. I don’t remember a thing.”

Science said: “We’ve too many stars up there to think we are the only life.”

Mary replied: “There are good ones and bad ones.”

Earlier she said of aliens: “I believe they come and walk among us.”

Fellow believer Craig said: “I’ve convinced myself that ancient Egyptians were aliens.”

Article The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004240000-2005250107,00.html)

Slartibartfast
31-05-2005, 11:22 AM
Whether or not there are aliens out there, I've heard more convincing stories than this tosh from Mary. Wonder if we'll see her being abducted in the BB house? Or will the aliens (conveniently??) leave her alone while in the house?

Razmataz
31-05-2005, 06:49 PM
I hate to say it but wouldnt it spook you if she was what would you do then maybe it happens in her dreams u never no what goes on in her head most of the time thats why she is such and intresting character from Ryan xmwahx
MARY TO WIN!!!!

Slartibartfast
31-05-2005, 06:51 PM
Yes it would spook me if she was, especially if it's caught on camera.

But I won't be holding my breath....I'd die....cos it'll never happen!!!

(LOL, we're almost opposites!! You use no punctuation and I use loads!! LOL!!!)

Slartibartfast
02-06-2005, 06:45 PM
Hope you didn't take offence at the above, Gladders (i notice you haven't replied, and you normally reply to every single post, so i thought something was wrong!) I was only messing about :dance:

Razmataz
02-06-2005, 06:57 PM
sorry im not with it today

JL
18-08-2005, 10:19 PM
"Day 5 in the Big Brother house: Mary is being abducted by aliens in the garden" :puzzled: