A bit less sexual ambiguity is needed

[Ketman]

I'm getting bored of housemates who tend both ways, because the end result is nearly nothing in terms of action. And Noirin being pestered by a no-hoper doesn't count as action. And it's a sad indictment that such a stunning looker as Karly hasn't even had that much. We badly need some hetero males coming in, who'll have a bloody good go at both of them. Also, let one of them have a go at Sophie while he's about it, and start a war with Kris.

Yes, I'm getting desperate. That's how bad it is this year.