Elimination 3: Live Topic [#1. Old.]

[Sam!]

I'm off now, I'll be on after nine :)

[Novo]

When are tasks due in?

[Harry!]

Originally posted by .Andy.
When are tasks due in?

Very soon around 6.

[Harry!]

You now have less then 15 mins to get your things in.

[Novo]

I've just done it

[Harry!]

No more things can be put in now.

[Shaun]

HELLO AND GREETINGS FROM VILNIUS, LITHUANIA, TO THE VERY FIRST ELIMOVISION SONG CONTEST.
Bonsoir et bienvenue a Vilnius, dans-
[french co-host falls off stage]
WE HAVE AN AMAZING SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
[crowd waves flags]
LET'S GET UNDERWAY WITH OUR FIRST PERFORMANCE FROM...SWEDEN.

[MrGaryy]

*screams*

[Shaun]

http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/uploaded_images/SwedishFans-787783.jpg
(wearing the following)
http://www.lovedrops.co.uk/images/8017.jpg
and
http://www.flagshipfancydress.co.uk/ekmps/shops/flagshipenterp/images/swedish_maid_red.jpg
(the other picture was too big)

Scandinavia Is Ours (Arista Remix)
It's in sweden we gave you Sven
Henrik, Zlatan, and Bjorn Bork
Our girls look great in yellow and blue
We are hotter then anyone else
thats not an opinion that is true

stand up and fight For glory
the brotherhood would be proud
Kill the Danish loving arista and hear him scream loud.
Scandinavia is ours

"För Sverige i tiden" with the times
Our motto from Carl XVI Gustaf
He is referred to simply as our " The King "
Life in the city, Sign of the times,
I spotted Arista eating Swedish Limes
Swedish Girls are the best
British girls have smaller breasts
Scandinavia is ours.

stand up and fight For glory
the brotherhood would be proud
Kill the Danish loving arista and hear him scream loud.
Scandinavia is ours

[andyman]

Hey hey.

[Novo]

:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::c heer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Shaun]

Breakdown of Andy's task:
Song about Sweden - PASSED
Costumes - PASSED
Band - PASSED
Flag task - PASSED.

4/4 = Pass.

[andyman]

Fantastic song by Sweden!

[MrGaryy]

haha EPIC song.

[MarkWaldorf]

oyay!

[Shaun]

NEXT UP WE HAVE THE CROATIAN ENTRY HURRAH!

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f140/bigwig82/Mundial/10953518.jpg
Costume: http://i40.tinypic.com/2z4z52e.jpg

Verse 1
Croatia its such a funny place with lots of open space,
We have a red,white and blue flag,
its such a boring drag.

chorus:
Croats Croats,we like wearing funny hats,
we don't care if you stare,
so do come in and take a chair.

verse 2:
Croatia,Croatia.
One day i'd like to go.
i don't know whats its like.
and i think i'd like to know.

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Breakdown: 4/4 = Pass.

[Harry!]

Brillant song!

[Shaun]

NOW WE GO TO GHETTOSUPERSTAR AND HIS TURKISH ENTRY.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2h2i2k6.jpg

Princess Of Oludeniz

Uc, iki, bir
Uc, iki, bir

VERSE 1
O en seksi kız hiç görüldü ive's
Nerede edilmiş, oh o olarak nerede has?
She's the sexiest girl ive ever seen
Where has she been, oh where has she been?
Onu ayakta Pompalar ise yenmek için shes grindin
Aman kızım sen burada mı?
Pumps on her feet while shes grindin to the beat
Oh my girl where have you been?

Onu yürekten Yangın
The fire from her heart
Onu yürekten Yangın
Is tearing me appart
You can't mistake experimentation

CHORUS
She's the princess of Oludeniz
Nerede edilmiş, oh o olarak nerede has?
So fierce she drops me to my knees
She's the princess of wildest dreams
Nerede edilmiş, oh o olarak nerede has?
Uc, iki, bir
Uc, iki, bir
The princess of Oludeniz

VERSE 2
O beni fark yaparlar
Bana göre hayatta, beni serbest bıraktılar gelmek için
I wish that she would notice me
For me to come alive, to set me free
Bu attension oyun arayan için ünlü cevabı
Yani sert ve ölümcül, bağımlılık güve bir alev için
This attension seeking game is the answer to your fame
So fierce and fatal, addiction moth to a flame


CHORUS
She's the princess of Oludeniz
Nerede edilmiş, oh o olarak nerede has?
So fierce she drops me to my knees
She's the princess of wildest dreams
Nerede edilmiş, oh o olarak nerede has?
Uc, iki, bir
Uc, iki, bir
The princess of Oludeniz
Uc, iki, bir
The princess of Oludeniz
The princess of Oludeniz

Then the lights drop
All of a sudden my heart stops
(Uc, iki bir)
My better nature for you-u-u

CHORUS
She's the princess of Oludeniz
Nerede edilmiş, oh o olarak nerede has?
So fierce she drops me to my knees
She's the princess of wildest dreams
Nerede edilmiş, oh o olarak nerede has?
Uc, iki, bir
Uc, iki, bir
The princess of Oludeniz
Uc, iki, bir
The princess of Oludeniz
The princess of Oludeniz

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Task Breakdown: 4/4 pass.

[Novo]

Yes!

perfect so far!!!

:banana:

[MarkWaldorf]

omg twilight that was beautiful

[MarkWaldorf]

wtf doug LMAO

[Novo]

Great so far

:dance:

[Shaun]

NOW TO SIA FROM FINLAND!

Lead singer:
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s280/ratgirl4136/ugly_man.jpg
Wearing:
http://www.fancydresskids.com/images/catalog/3_rudolf-1.jpg

Backing singers:
http://jerseychaser.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/marinamercer7.jpg
Wearing:
http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/47700.jpg

song:
// // denotes backing singers
** ** denotes type of song

** rap **
FINLAND oh the weirdos of the north
Like Russians but not drinking borsch
laughed at by the swedes
but we have father christmas to satisfy our needs
//satisfy our needs uh uh uh uh uh//
We are laughed at by the west
and scorned by the east
But they're just jealous because in bed we're BEASTS
//RAWRRRRRRRR//

**the background music: rule britannia**
OH MY GOD, OH FINLAND
save the deers and elks
the coolest kids in scandinavia
who arent such whelks

** Sort of electro rap **
we satisfy our peoples with fish
//backing singers start being sexy//
because it's our nations favourite dish
we don't go out in sunlight much
in contrast to the dutch
we gave you lordi cos heavy metals our thing
blue white and ice is OUR bling
//ooh ooh we're so sexy//


**chorus**

//deep ballad//
WE ONLY SEE SUNLIGHT
for a few hours a day
but inside we are burning
that artic circle's yearning
FOR FINLAAAAAAAAAAAAND
and our sexy northern ways

**chorus**
**fade out**

[PASS]

[MarkWaldorf]

OMG HES SO SEXY

[Tom4784]

Lol Doug's is epic.

[Tom4784]

LOL

Whoever is Finland I love you.

[Shaun]

Brona from France:

*sung to the cann cann*

Frogs, cheese, ba-gett-etes
Cheese, ba-gett-ettes
Che-ee-eese
Berets, croissants, wine and onions
Croissants, wine and onions
Croissants, wine and onions

France, France, France, France, France
France, France, France

Snails, artists and kisses
Artists and kisses
Artists and kisses
Paris, Lyon, Nice and Dijon
Lyon , Nice and Dijon
Lyon, Nice and Dijon

France, France, France, France, France
France, France, France

http://i42.tinypic.com/1948js.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/xgb2u8.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/oivdhk.jpg

[4/4 PASS.]

[LemonJam]

LOL!

[bronaaaa]

Ha ha these are great

[MarkWaldorf]

wtf LOL

[Locke.]

"Life in the city, Sign of the times,
I spotted Arista eating Swedish Limes"

LOL!

Those girls are making me want to go to Sweden

[Tom4784]

Brona's was amazing.

[Jen]

Bravo.

[MarkWaldorf]

Brona's was hot

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
wtf LOL

You'll have the line 'Cheese bag-euttes-euttes' in your head for ages. :laugh:

[MrGaryy]

OMG BRONA BABYGURL, that was so profound.

[Shaun]

Sam!'s Latvian Entry:

Performer: Lady Xtina
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/funkychicken999/gaga-2.png

Song: Hot As Latvia
Latvia’s hot, hot as me
Hot as me, hot as me
It’s a ******ing hot country
Hot, hot as me.

Located east of the Baltic Sea
And in 1918 we became free
Full of moose, bears and fox.
Latvian men have the biggest ****s

Latvia’s hot, hot as me
Hot as me, hot as me
It’s a ******ing hot country
Hot, hot as me.

The capitals called Riga
And our cheese is bigger
Cause it’s Caraway Jani
It’s so sexy, can I?

Latvia’s hot, hot as me
Hot as me, hot as me
It’s a ******ing hot country
Hot, hot as me.

We have to drive on the right
Come on over, get a flight.
We all speak Latvian, it is fit
Naciet virs un laizit manu zile

Latvia’s hot, hot as me
Hot as me, hot as me
It’s a ******ing hot country
Hot, hot as me.

[bronaaaa]

:dazzler:

[bronaaaa]

LOL Sam :laugh2:

[MrGaryy]

ahahaahaha LADY XTINA EPICC.

[MarkWaldorf]

pmsl HOT

[Jen]

LMAO.
ILY Sam.

[LemonJam]

PMSL SAM!

[Tom4784]

:shock:

Christina! I'd have never thought you had it in you! :laugh2:

That was pretty amazing.

[Shaun]

Harry.'s Italian Entry:

* Chorus *

*Mamma Mia! I really like Italia
Have some Pizza, Invite someone for dinner
Mona Lisa, Such a lovely picture
Leonardo da Vinci , Just a amazing painter*

Once the most powerful county in the world
Not anymore
I bet it was the Opera that had an effect
That turned them away

*Chorus*

The Colosseum built to entertain
Now just in ruins
Tower of Pisa , Don’t know why it leans
But I find it OK!

*Chorus*

Mamma Mia!

http://i40.tinypic.com/2n9gx12.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/6rn2us.jpg

[MarkWaldorf]

*turns head in shock*

wtf was that

[MrGaryy]

OMG.
that fails.

[Shaun]

Jayson, performing as himself, on behalf of Russia:

http://img25.imageshack.us/i/showtyme.jpg
Costume (the dress):
http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/rubies/90620-main.jpg

My dearest country, the one and only,
LALALALALA,
You cant beat Russia, just try you ****ar,
LALALALALA,
The Russians rule, the rest all drool,
LALALALALA,
You eat our shitt, but you love it,
LALALALALA,

Forever... From Russia... Forever... With love.
Forever... My heart beats slowly when I think of my country. Well not really.

You never shall, destroy our spirit,
LALALALALA,
You think that you, have it all, innit?
LALALALALA,
You have naff all, just a one-inch tool,
LALALALALA,
Russian pride, mail order bride,
LALALALALA,

Forever... From Russia... Forever... With love.
Forever... My heart beats slowly when I think of my country. Well not really.

Russia! its so perfect!
We are, the best!
Russia! its so perfect!
You know it, stupid englishman.

[Harry!]

:blush:

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL

[Captain.Remy]

YAY I love Russia !!! Latvia and Finland are so good too !

[Shaun]

Jen's Austrian entry:
Performer: Gustav Nash
http://i39.tinypic.com/24wvlzp.jpg
Costume:
http://i42.tinypic.com/144cu46.jpg

Song: "Check Our V"

[Accordion Instrumental]

[Verse 1]
We border Germany, we’re sexy like Hungary.
Hitler occupied us but we got stronger, OHAY look yonder!
We are Austria; we can be traced back to the name Ostarrîchi, not Nazis.
Check out my ten wives nuptials, bigamy is our promise, our demographic pawns yours, get your accordion out. We are prominently Roman Catholic, life expectancy is 80 years, hotter than yours. Do you remember Friedrich Heer, he was the best in the job, he knew Jesus and his mom, and I heard there was a bromance with Mark going on. [Beat box national anthem]

[Chorus]
Love us hate us, say what you want about us, cause all you Germans are begging to cornetto our VIENNNNNA. Our Vienna, na na na. Eat our Vienna, na na na.

[Verse 2]
Check our currency, it’s the Euro, Hitler wanted us to be poor’o. We were back then, not no more’o, check my hands they are moisturized with Gillette, the best an AUSTRIAN man can get. Check it.
Our population is 8,184,691, you’re so 8 million and late, get yo babies out and give us a call our sperm count is higgggherr. We speak German, Slovene, Croatian and Hungarian, I heard you speak DICKtate your words, I’m from Austria, haven’t you heard? I’m a superstar, check my moustache, I seen your ass, ew, WTF you been eating, must be rabies. Check it, 83,870 sq km of AMAZE. Our water is hot, still hotter than yours, 1,426 sq km, check it. [Beat box national anthem]

[Chorus x2]

[Novo]

LOL!!!!

[Captain.Remy]

My song is awful compared to yours lmao

[MrGaryy]

ILYSFM JEN.

[MarkWaldorf]

rofl jen

[LemonJam]

"Love us hate us, say what you want about us, cause all you Germans are begging to cornetto our VIENNNNNA

Our population is 8,184,691, you’re so 8 million and late,"


LOL"

[Tom4784]

Jen....that was godly. We salute you.

[Novo]

Amazing

:hello:

[Tom4784]

*throws roses at Jen*

Ouch...I really shouldn't have picked the ones in a tin...

[Shaun]

marctierman's Spanish entry:

Performer:
http://a222.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_39da83d15f0b5d29c4c7e7ad81f2ad05.jpg

Costume:
http://i40.tinypic.com/s4n9mc.jpg

[VERSE 1]
There are 45 million people in Spain
Sharing 650 milimeters of rain (per anum)
They siesta every day
They gave birth to Enriqué (and his dad)

[BRIDGE]
Did you know
The Kingdom of Spain
is
the full name

[CHORUS]
Let's go to Madrid
Third largest city in the EU
Or maybe Barcelona
like the Olympics '92
What about Valencia?
Founded in 1-3-7 BC
I just wanna swim in the Mediterranean sea
Come with me

[VERSE 2]
There are 2-3-1 people per square mile
The calling code is 34 if you want to dial
In Spain call 1-1-2 not 9-9-9
But Spain has a low death rate so you should be fine

[BRIDGE]
[CHORUS]

[MIDDLE EIGHT]
You'll love it
Juan Carlos the first says so
He's king, he should know
So dust off your Euros
and get down to Heathrow
once you've booked your flight
because they still drive on the right
and it's brighter longer at night
We all love the light
sooo
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS]

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by Dezzy
*throws roses at Jen*

Ouch...I really shouldn't have picked the ones in a tin...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :hugesmile:

[MarkWaldorf]

UMG

[Tom4784]

That song was hotter then Shaun's sex tape! :hello:

:laugh:

[LemonJam]

Hott.

[GhettoSuperstar]

LMFAO.

[Shaun]

MrGaryy's German Entry:

Performer: Betty Taylor Swift
http://i40.tinypic.com/a47lad.png

Costume:
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii62/thebiggerbrother/BTS.png

Song: "The Best Bits of Germany"
Germany a land i call my home,
We are boring and nazis like to roam
It'll make you Jism,
they have anti-semitism!

GER-MANY! GER-MANY!
yes it is a home to many
home to Hitler and Heidi Klum
But for you they will make room!
whispered:buh not on tha west side. HOLLA.

Do not generalise us a bunch of cranks.
Don;t be so silly, we have Anne Frank!
Don't let some gas chambers put you off,
we really do love david hasselhoff!

GER-MANY! GER-MANY!
yes it is a home to many
home to Hitler and Heidi Klum
But for you they will make room!
whispered:buh not on tha west side. HOLLA.

whispered: hitler, heidi, hasselhoff
hitler, heidi, hasselhoff
hitler, heidi, hasselhoff
*fades*

[Tom4784]

YAY! I've been waiting for this one. It's brilliant.

[GhettoSuperstar]

My boyband rocks da planet achully.

[Captain.Remy]

Haha Garry, good song.

[MarkWaldorf]

OMG

[LemonJam]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Jen]

ILOVEIT.

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh:

[Shaun]

Captain.Remy's Irish Entry:

Performers: The O'Shittys
http://i42.tinypic.com/iqc2dt.jpg

In green, Comageen Mac Wheelie is singing and in orange, Gubhnet O Pissycoo is singing.

An maith leat beoir? (Do you like beer ?)

The rain made me thirsty,
Time to drink the beer,
Greedy ginger it is risky,
You can’t do with no cheer,
Go raibh maith agat little willy, (thank you)
But I got a question here…

Chorus:

An maith leat beoir? An maith leat beoir?
I don’t like it, I prefer tea,
Drink Drink Drink Drink,
In heaven there is no beer,
this is why I drink it here !

The rain made me thirsty,
Time for a cup of tea,
But we’re too friendly,
For you to spare the party,
Céad míle fáilte homie, ( a hundred thousand welcomes)
But why don’t you ask me…

Chorus: (x2)

An maith leat beoir? An maith leat beoir?
I don’t like it, I prefer tea,
Drink Drink Drink Drink,
In heaven there is no beer,
this is why I drink it here !

[MrGaryy]

this thread is playing up.
too much epic ness me thinks.

[MarkWaldorf]

pmsl remy

[MarkWaldorf]

pmsl remy

[The Human Santapede]

ha ha ha, Bronaa that was funny as fcuk.

[Novo]

LOL!!!!

Remy's

[Shaun]

andyman's Norwegian entry:

Performers & Costumes:
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9116/norband.jpg

Band Name: North Star.
Song Title: Raining In Norway.

Humidity is rising - barometer's
Getting low
According to all sources, the street's
The place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining..

It's raining in Norway! Hallelujah-it's
Raining in Norway! Amen!
We're gonna go out to run and get
Ourselfs absolutley soaking wet!
It's raining in Norway!
Oh yeah!

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The song only has one verse, and therefore andyman fails the task.

[Tom4784]

Stunning, Remy, Stunning.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by MrGaryy
this thread is playing up.
too much epic ness me thinks.

Too much, I hate that SO much when that happens.

[Harry!]

Poor Andyman

[Novo]

Andyman

No!!!

:laugh3:

[Shaun]

MarkWaldorf's Swiss Entry:
http://i43.tinypic.com/32zj79k.jpg
Twilight Twitty - Get Your Head Around This

SO THEY CALL YOU XTINA G?
WELL THEY CALL ME THE GREAT TWITTY T.
BUT GURL; YOU KNOW I BRING IT HOTTER.
AND SWITZERLAND GON’ PROVAIL TONIGHT
SO I’D TAKE A BACK SEAT, CAUSE I’M READY TO TAKE FLIGHT.

All up in the forum, saying we met in the thread
when girl I don’t even know who you are
Saying I’m up on your Facebook, saying I’m tagging your friends
when girl no one here even mentions your name
but you up out with Josh, when I’m reppin’ with Mark
I’m up with the A’s, when girl you down with the D’s
You so so lame, trying to bite on my fame
it must be the ‘green’, it must be your team
cause you be poppin’ pills, girl you get it poppin’

I’d get your head around this, because Switzerland’s hot
but girl you be reppin’ for Latvia, when everyone knows that it’s not
just memba’ our presidents, do you get them there too?
Ours are so controversial, one was even a Jew
and yet we be speaking four languages, just proving we’re smart
when your country stuck with one, I guess your nation lost its heart.
So get your head around this, because Switzerland’s hot
our forces will rip you to shreds, will destroy all your meds
Now I’mma sing on acapella….

When the morning skies grow red
and o'er us their radiance shed,
Thou, O Lord, appeareth in their light.
When the Alps glow bright with splendour,
Pray to God, to Him surrender,
for you feel and understand,
that He dwelleth in this land.

Get your head around this, girl your losing control
your shittiness is so unappealing your country’s falling low
Just leave me alone, just leave my country alone
lying that you’re tappin’ this, when girl everybody knows
Get your head around this….
SWITZERLAND – THE PEOPLE’S COUNTRY!

[MarkWaldorf]

OMG SHES SUCH A STAR

[Harry!]

LOL Mark

[Novo]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[Jen]

I LOVE HER.

[LemonJam]

LOL!!!!!!

[Harry!]

Why does noone post when I do :mad:

[Shaun]

Finally... Billy's Ukrainian entry:

http://i43.tinypic.com/671pc7.jpg
Da Doner Divas

UH (stick some salad in)

I see you in the corner with your big metal tongs
Wanna tell you my order boy so don't get it wrong
I want a donner, donner, and I want everything on it
So make sure you get it right and put the good stuff upon it

Chuck your meat in good and chuck it in thick
Fill my tray with your goodies, boy I'll eat it till I'm sick
I want your sauce (oh yesss) and I want it all over
Because I know just how I want it, I promise you I'm sober

But hang on a minute I'm not some sort of animal
You better throw some salad in so I stay skinny still

I want the salad (UH!)
Oh boy just stick some salad in
I want your salad (OOH!)
I gotta keep myself thin
I want the lettuce leaves
I want the onion and cheese
So boy don't be a tease
I want the salad please

Just stick some salad in
Yes stick some salad in
Yes stick your salad in
I want your salad in
Just stick some salad in
Yes stick some salad in
Yes stick your salad in
I want your salad, salad

Now I'm sitting at home with Morning Ukraine on the telly
And I've got my massive hoagie, even though it's kinda smelly
But then I remember, deli boy, oh what you did for me
I asked you for some samples and you gave me extra grease

You chucked the meat in it, and I just can't get enough
I love the way you shave it off, you cut it nice and rough
Fill up my munchie box, yes fill it all up to the brim
And I promise I'll eat it, oh no this ain't going in the bin

But as I tuck in into my meal fit for a king
There's a little something missing, and I know just the thing

I want the salad (UH!)
Oh boy just stick some salad in
I want your salad (OOH!)
I gotta keep myself thin
I want the lettuce leaves
I want the onion and cheese
So boy don't be a tease
I want the salad please

Just stick some salad in
Yes stick some salad in
Yes stick your salad in
I want your salad in
Just stick some salad in
Yes stick some salad in
Yes stick your salad in
I want your salad, salad

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh, oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh, oh oh oh oh

Can I get a S-A-L-A-D?
(S-A-L-A-D)
All my Ukranian chicks!
They want the S-A-L-A-D
(S-A-L-A-D)
You make me feel like a V-I-P
When you give me all that extra meat
But I want the S-A-L-A-D

[Billy]

WOOOOOOOO

[Tom4784]

That was fierce Mark. Like a tiger with lazer beams in it's eyes.

Could we have a winner?

[30stone]

Wow those 2 are hot.

I failed this abit i think lol!

Sorry all.

[Billy]

Oh thanks Dezzy, disregard mine!!!!11

[MrGaryy]

*throws knickers*

[LemonJam]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[Tom4784]

Okay Billy's walked over everyone and shat on the competition, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

[Billy]

Originally posted by LemonJam
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Finally some recognition!

[MrGaryy]

BRONA AND BETTY FTW KTNX.

[Tom4784]

I can see Da Doner Divas being big.

[Shaun]

Portugal and Greece went unrepresented, courtesy of Annie and 30stone respectively. :bawling:

[Novo]

Originally posted by Shaun
Portugal and Greece went unrepresented, courtesy of Annie and 30stone respectively. :bawling:


:yuk::nono:

[Shaun]

So, despite theirs and andyman's failure, the other 14 passed with flying flags and colours. The show is now over, and you can get rid of your flags if you so wish. A poll to decide the favourite entry will be up soon.

[Captain.Remy]

Thank you guys haha

[Tom4784]

Tut so did Bosnia and Herzegovina......I'm not happy.

[Billy]

JAMES, I assume I'll get short odds now yes thanks!

[30stone]

I am sorry lol, busy weekend, and writing a song is hard for me my creative genuis is about as creative as someone who has been dead for 15 years.

[Captain.Remy]

Congratulations guys for passing the task !!! :bouncy:

[MrGaryy]

erm ya same for me James. Betty rocked the show for me.

[Harry!]

Great show. Mine was brill LOL

[Captain.Remy]

The poll has been created now. :wink:

[MarkWaldorf]

ooh

[Jen]

OHIYA YA'LL

[Novo]

I have voted

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by .Andy.
I have voted

[andyman]

North Star ftw!

[Novo]

The swedish Babes FTW!

[andyman]

Sree of Norway ftw.. Look he is holding the flag..

[andyman]

Ronaldo live! On Sky Sports News later... LIVE!

[Novo]

Andyman who is the best swedish babe on my sig

Henrik
Zlatan
or Ljungan

[Harry!]

Voted kids

[andyman]

Andy, all of them! All 3 shall open wide.. "brace yourselfs bitches!"

[GhettoSuperstar]

Sivas from Turkey to win. Mine was most realistic hands down.

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : .Andy.
The swedish Babes FTW!

[Harry!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yOKJmp5Pmg

[Captain.Remy]

The thread is playing on me !

[Novo]

It's back to normal now

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
The thread is playing on me !

IT IS SO ANNOYING!!!! Every time it plays up I get so annoyed.

[Jayson]

Cant believe I slept through elimovision...

[Shaun]

This is the Eliminator. There will be 10 rewards in total, only one per member though. The first 5 shall be awarded as a block.

The first 5 contestants to post song lyrics from any Oasis song shall win the first rewards. The other 5 will be given out later.

[Jayson]

The thread is completely fuked, i cant see anything past LemonJams "lol" comment.

[Novo]

thread fckin up again!

[Novo]

Calling all the stars to fall
And catch the silver sunlight in your hands
Call for me to set me free
Lift me up and take me where I stand

She believes in everything
And everyone and you and yours and mine
I waited for a thousand years
For you to come and blow me off my mind

Hey LYLA
The stars about to fall...
So what you say LYLA
The world around us makes me feel so
Small LYLA
If you can't hear me call
Then I can't say LYLA
Heaven help you catch me if I fall

She's the queen of all I've seen
And every song and city far and near
Heaven help me mademoiselle
She rings the bell for all the world to hear

Hey Lyla
The stars about to fall
So what you say LYLA
The world around us makes me feel so
Small Lyla
If you can't hear me call
Then I can't say Lyla
Heaven help you catch me when I fall

[Jayson]

WONDERWALL

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now

And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
I don't know how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after an
You're my wonderwall

Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me

[MarkWaldorf]

The Shock Of The Lightning :

I'm all over my heart's desire,
I feel cold but I'm back in the fire,
Out of control but I'm tied up tight,
Come in, come out tonight.

I'm comin' up in the early morning,
I feel love in the shock of the lightning,
I fall into the blinding light,
Come in, come out, come in, come out tonight.

Love is a time machine,
Up on the silver screen,
It's all in my mind,
Love is a litany,
A magical mystery,
And all in good time, and all in good time,
And all in good time.

I got my feet on the street but I can't stop flyin',
My head's in the clouds but at least I'm tryin',
I'm out of control but I'm tied up tight,
Come in, come out tonight.

There's a hole in the ground into which I'm fallin',
So God speaks to the sound of the poundin',
I'm all into the blinding light,
Come in, come out, come in, come out tonight..

Love is a time machine,
Up on the silver screen,
It's all in my mind,
Love is a litany,
A magical mystery,
And all in good time, and all in good time,
And all in good time.

It's all in my mind,
Love is a time machine,
Up on the silver screen,
And all in good time, and all in good time,
And all in good time.

[Harry!]

"Let There Be Love"

Who kicked a hole in the sky so the heavens would cry over me?
Who stole the soul from the sun in a world come undone at the seams?
Let there be love - Let there be love
I hope the weather is calm as you sail up your heavenly stream
Suspended clear in the sky are the words that we sing in our dreams
Let there be love - Let there be love - Let there be love - Let there be love

Come on baby blue
Shake up your tired eyes
The world is waiting for you
May all your dreaming fill the empty sky

But if it makes you happy
Keep on clapping
Just remember I'll be by your side
And if you don't let go, it's gonna pass you by

[MrGaryy]

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky

[GhettoSuperstar]

So sally can wait

[Jen]

What's the story morning glory...

[Shaun]

.Andy.
Jayson
MarkWaldorf
Harry.
and MrGaryy

have won the first 5 rewards...but what are they :shocked:

[Jen]

Death?

[Jayson]

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn

[GhettoSuperstar]

'Lyla' done twice. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

*DAGGERS*

[Shaun]

You are aaaall immune from the first and second eliminations :]

[Jayson]

YEAH!!!

[MarkWaldorf]

YAY!

[Harry!]

*does the konga*

[Jayson]

:banana:

[marctierman]

gay :(
congrats though guys

[GhettoSuperstar]

Argh. I don't like these muddafudding tasks that are races to post for. It's stupid. Some people actually deserve to be saved from elimination bar those who type like ***** on crack.

[Jen]

[/wrists]

[Novo]

^ bad loser

:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:

EDIT: NOT JEN

[marctierman]

how are the other 5 prizes decided?

[andyman]

VILE!

[Jayson]

This is great :elephant:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by .Andy.
^ bad loser

:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:

EDIT: NOT JEN

Not really, well done for winning.
Just making a valid point babezzz.

[MarkWaldorf]

I'M ON CRACK U GOT A PROBS?

[Jayson]

lol Mark.

[MarkWaldorf]

Womanizer Woman Womanizer..

[Jen]

There ain't no motive for this crime, Jenny was a friend of mine.

[andyman]

Shaun, can we have the nom results now please.. Or at 9pm?

[Harry!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjDHSrb5ISc

[Harry!]

Another case of when I post nobody posts again :mad:

[Novo]

You know your Honor? Through out this entire court case you haven't looked me or my attorney in the eye once it's obvious your not here in search of justice so therefore there is no point in me asking for a lighter sentence i don't care what you do because your not respecting us this is not a court of law as far as am concerned no justice is being served here And you still can't look me in the eye? So i say do what your gonna do give me whatever time you want Because am not in your hands am in god's hands

[MarkWaldorf]

yah um no1curr

[30stone]

:dance:

[GhettoSuperstar]

IMA PRESS CHARGES (x3573985739257)

[Novo]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
yah um no1curr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNk8cBzW0TU&feature=quicklist

[andyman]

:dazzler:me me me me me me me
Me me me me me me me me me:dazzler:me me me me me me me
Me me me me me me me me me

:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:: hello::hello::hello::hello:

[Jayson]

Oh, yeah, touch ma boday.

[Jayson]

Did Ben do an elimovision entry?

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Jayson
Did Ben do an elimovision entry?

No

[Jayson]

Oh, that blows.

[GhettoSuperstar]

OH HAIII THURRR ALLISON!

...

http://i32.tinypic.com/301ndw5.png

ZOMGAWJUS! KKAI THNXBUBZ!

[MarkWaldorf]

****

[GhettoSuperstar]

Allison FTW

[Sam!]

Elimovision was hot!

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Sam!
Elimovision was hot!

I loved your singer :laugh3:

[Harry!]

My singer was Hawt

[Shaun]

Nominations are now closed.

[Sam!]

Yey, hopefully closing means revealing them :)

[Sam!]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by Sam!
Elimovision was hot!

I loved your singer :laugh3:

Thanks Brona, Everyone loves Lady Xtina.

And Harry, not compared to Lady Xtina. :tongue:

[Shaun]

Before I do that, MarkWaldorf, your prize for the Elimovision Song Contest is as follows...

[30stone]

Originally posted by Jayson
Oh, that blows.

I had my reasons :thumbs:

[Jayson]

Please reveal soon Shaun, we can't all stay up 'til 12am.

I mean, I can, but some can't.

[Sam!]

Originally posted by Shaun
Before I do that, MarkWaldorf, your prize for the Elimovision Song Contest is as follows...

I bet it's hot. Ooer, perhaps sumin like putting someone up for eviction.

[Jayson]

Originally posted by 30stone
Originally posted by Jayson
Oh, that blows.

I had my reasons :thumbs: Yeah, that you stink!

*runs away hastily*

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Shaun
Before I do that, MarkWaldorf, your prize for the Elimovision Song Contest is as follows...

...

[Shaun]

As you know, you, MrGaryy, Harry, .Andy. and Jayson won the first 5 rewards, and there are 5 more left.

Your reward for Elimovision is to decide who the other 5 rewards go to. They will be revealed later to them in another thread.

MarkWaldorf, you have until 10pm to post in the live topic the names of the 5 contestants you wish to win a reward.

You can choose from Billy, bronaaaa, Jen, andyman, GhettoSuperstar, Sam!, 30stone, SiaSiaSia, Annie, Twilight, marctierman, Captain.Rémy. Do not discuss your decision with the other contestants.

[Jayson]

Thats a cool reward :spin2:

[MarkWaldorf]

****

[Novo]

LOL!

[30stone]

Awesome. But I don't deserve one if im honest, i never done the task.

So really i shouldn't be in it, i would feel bad if others were to try hard and me not and me get a reward.

Ahh i love being honest.

[Sam!]

ooooooer!

[Novo]

Ben is using honesty to get in Marks good books :joker:

[30stone]

Lol no, to be honest, its not like id be chosen by mark anyway even if i done a great job and spent loads of time on it.

But thats not the point lol, i dont deserve it lol :thumbs:

[marctierman]

oooh stirry reward! like it! haha

[Jayson]

Family Guy on FX.

[Jen]

No1curr

[Harry!]

My cat is awake and hyper

[30stone]

My cats under my bed atm...

Asleep, I might sleep soon actually im knackered.

[bronaaaa]

I don't have a cat

[marctierman]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
I don't have a cat

[Sam!]

Originally posted by marctierman
Originally posted by bronaaaa
I don't have a cat

[Novo]

I dont like cats

i like dogs though

these kind of dogs

http://www.theblackrock.org/br2/images/stories/characters/thumbs/vincent.jpg

[Harry!]

You should, They are better then dogs anyway

[MarkWaldorf]

i have a really bad feeling about the last 5 rewards, so if I pick you and it's a bad one I'm SO SORRY...but on the other hand my instinct may be wrong, so I'm going with

Jen
Sam!
CaptainRemy
Brona
GhettoSuperstar

I haven't seen the other people around that much :(

[bronaaaa]

Aw thank you :hugesmile:

[Sam!]

Thankyouuuuu Mark :) Surely they can't be 'bad rewards?' loll

[marctierman]

I hetchu.
lol i'm joking

[Shaun]

Very well. Brona, Jen, GhettoSuperstar, Sam! and Captain.Remy - your reward is that you will have each and every nomination against you posted in public :)

[GhettoSuperstar]

FANTASTIC!! :bigsmile:

Thanks Mark baby. ILY.

:bigsmile:

[marctierman]

This game is evil.

[Sam!]

Originally posted by Shaun
Very well. Brona, Jen, GhettoSuperstar, Sam! and Captain.Remy - your reward is that you will have each and every nomination against you posted in public :)

Yeyy, that's not bad and it's semi good. So we can see who dislikes us. yey. And luckily, I nominated none of those people.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by marctierman
This game is evil.

Aint it good.

[Jen]

ILOVEIT.

[marctierman]

Originally posted by Jen
ILOVEIT.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx

[30stone]

lol this could get bitchy...

[Jayson]

Is that for the entire duration?

[Sam!]

POST UMM

[MarkWaldorf]

no probs

[bronaaaa]

Ho hum:spin2:

[Shaun]

First of all, Brona...

[Shaun]

bronaaaa - 0 nominations.

[Sam!]

Wahey Brona!

[Shaun]

Secondly, Jen...

[bronaaaa]

Oh thanks guys :)

[Jen]

I hope EVERYONE nominated me.. LOL

[30stone]

LOl Brona got 0..
Suppose thats expected..

[Sam!]

I want someone to have nominated for me so the prize is worthwhile lol.

[Shaun]

marctierman:
My second nomination is for Jen. Again, for similar reasons. I find her a bit self-absorbed and I get the impression that if she has never spoken to you before she has no interest in you. She doesn't tend to join in the conversation and just likes to talk about herself. And the way she talks kind of annoys me with the whole IKR and ILY thing all the time lol.

SiaSiaSia:
Jen: annoying

Jen, you received 2 nominations.

[Sam!]

!!! lol !!!

[Shaun]

Next up, Captain.Rémy...

[MarkWaldorf]

OSNAP

[marctierman]

This game kills me. Soz Jen, I don't really know you.

[Shaun]

MrGaryy:
Captain Remy - bit of a wild card, have a feeling he doesn't like be and he's tough competition.

Captain.Rémy, you received 1 nomination.

[30stone]

lol!

Poor guy.

[Jen]

Hand me a tissue..

:/

[LemonJam]

-hopes nobody overreacts to nominations.-

[Jen]

Originally posted by marctierman
This game kills me. Soz Jen, I don't really know you.


Whatev.

[MarkWaldorf]

aww

[Shaun]

Sam!, you received 0 nominations.

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Jen
Hand me a tissue..

:/

:hug:

[Shaun]

.Andy.:
Ghettosuperstar - for being nasty and vile and miserable and complaining about his odds

Captain.Remy:
And then Ghetto Superstar because I'm not into what he thinks is funny. We don't have common interests.

andyman:
GhettoSuperstar
He pops in, spits out some bs at members then leaves like he owns the gaff! The boy is rude and thinks he is above everybody else, rude vile person.

GhettoSuperstar, you received 3 nominations.

[GhettoSuperstar]

LMFAO.

[LemonJam]

-so wishes he applied now-