3 word story

[Damn.Sophie]

add to my story with 3 words!

heres the first 3 words:

There she goes

[Harry!]

Posting a topic

[Miss-red]

when all around

[Mikel]

people are dying

[Lewis.]

their hair. Many

[Marc]

are really fat

[Beastie]

and very obese

[Marc]

with heart problems

[Harry!]

And like chips.

[MR.K!]

But they do ...

[Mikel]

not give anyone

[Marc]

head. Oh well

[Mikel]

they still have

[BBUK4LYFE]

lots of sex

[Benjamin]

and dirty little...

[Shaun]

toes. Their fellow

[MrGaryy]

solo sex sessions

[Benjamin]

gave way for

[King Gizzard]

ostrich petting classes





(wouldnt it be better if every post the story was copy and pasted so it would make more sense?)

[Benjamin]

that marcjswp wanted

[Harry!]

a computer to

[MrGaryy]

record. And then

[MarkWaldorf]

watch Llama porn

[Marc]

(you bastards)

and britney dying.

[MarkWaldorf]

(lmfao!!)

But she awoke

[Marc]

then died again.

[MarkWaldorf]

Britney's friend, Ana

[Marc]

(omg don't go there LMAO)
never died ever. :)

[MarkWaldorf]

Shockingly, she collapsed

[Benjamin]

in a heap

[staceyxxx]

and went to

[Iceman]

an insane assylum

[santaa]

Originally posted by Iceman
an insane assylum
Where she met

[Benjamin]

a man named

[Lewis.]

Susan Boyle, who

[Twilight]

Sang a song

[Iceman]

Originally posted by Twilight
Sang a song

that killed nurse

[Twilight]

who didn't think

[Iceman]

Originally posted by Twilight
who didn't think

It was fair

[Jessica.]

To be a

[Jessica.]

To be a

[Twilight]

To kill the

[Kate!]

tooth fairy.however

[Twilight]

One Day the

[Ninastar]

Stupid fat bitch

[Braden]

ran away.so

[Jessica.]

she could have

[Braden]

a nice burger

[CaraRawr]

with chips. then

[Jessica.]

She bought some

[Braden]

porn magazines,so

[Jessica.]

she could have

[Stacey.]

fun with them.

[Iceman]

A sexy seductive

[Jessica.]

Polar Bear walked

[Iceman]

into a stripclub

[PaulyJ]

and jumped a

[GypsyGoth]

table to get

[Beastie]

a purple racoon

[Maia]

with severe rabies

[Beastie]

who had sex

[Maia]

in a church

[Beastie]

on a gravestone.

[Twilight]

With Alex Gaskarth


(LOL)

[Smithy]

(who)

suddenly a huge

[Braden]

burst of laughter

[Dom:)]

came from above

[Beastie]

the dustbin and

[Smithy]

the hairy pauper

[GypsyGoth]

shaved his hairy

[Ninastar]

huge massive shiny

[Twilight]

Head with the

[Smithy]

-deletes previous-

Edit: You bitch Twi!!

dustbins lid, however

[MeMyselfAndI]

he started dancing

[Stacey.]

to Taylor Swift.

[Twilight]

Who hit him

[MeMyselfAndI]

a big kiss

[Smithy]

then stabbed her

[Beastie]

in the back.

[Twilight]

And shot him

[Smithy]

He killed Taylor (swift)

[MeMyselfAndI]

in a game

[Twilight]

With All Time Low

[Smithy]

who also died

[Beastie]

and mr blobby

[MeMyselfAndI]

Then Leona Lewis

[Twilight]

Who has a

[Smithy]

face like a

[MeMyselfAndI]

beautiful modern model

[Beastie]

with sh!t on

[Beastie]

her horse face.

[Twilight]

And then Alex (gaskarth)

[Smithy]

Shot himself purposly

[Twilight]

Because of the

[Beastie]

horse face Leona

(sorry MMi, I am joking!)

[MeMyselfAndI]

and then thebeast shot heself as she had no decent music to listen to

[Smithy]

3 Words MM&I!

['Conor]

i will go from horse face leona

hit him with

[Patrick]

and then thebeast shot heself as she had no decent music to listen to

Im ****ing reporting you you little bitch.

Jessica got a ban for telling Enid to die, so why should you get away with making a statement towards another member comitting suicide?

[Smithy]

Im ****ing reporting you you little bitch.

Jessica got a ban for telling Enid to die, so why should you get away with making a statement towards another member comitting suicide?

Then again, she could report you for insulting her.

Think before you post patrick :/

[MeMyselfAndI]

Im ****ing reporting you you little bitch.

Jessica got a ban for telling Enid to die, so why should you get away with making a statement towards another member comitting suicide?

i like the beast trust me i do its just a joke lol just like leona shot herself and is called a horseface no one is taking this seriously :)
im sure thebeast wont be affended by what i said as its just a game in other of the forum games forum members die..
im not telling thebeast to die or telling her anything just in this game she dies i am not being insultive

jessica told enid to die i never told thebeast to die its just a forum game

[Beastie]

Don't worry, I know MMI was joking! Can we continue with the story? ;)

[MeMyselfAndI]

and then Jedward

[Beastie]

shagged a monkey

[Smithy]

in the bum

[Beastie]

really hard and

[Smithy]

died from pain

[Ninastar]

the whole world

[Smithy]

cheered with glee

[Ninastar]

and celebrated by

[Jords]

having a wee

[Raph]

in the kitchen

[Harry!]

next to the

[Jords]

round goldfish bowl

[Smithy]

was a pile

[Braden]

of susan boyle

[Ninastar]

She had just

[JayManUnleashed]

one old penny.

[Braden]

three words! ^

[MB.]

She shoved it...

[Vicky.]

In her nostril

[MB.]

Expressing her hatred...

[Benjamin]

for cheryl cole...

[MeMyselfAndI]

Due to Gamu

[MB.]

Running her over...

[Benjamin]

with Lady Gaga's...

[Benjamin]

seductive clothes horse...

[Benjamin]

that she brought....



(I WILL NOT LET THIS THREAD DIE :hugesmile:)

[Beastie]

to the table.

[Beastie]

The TIBB mods

[Benjamin]

decided that they

[Beastie]

would have an

[Benjamin]

amazing banning spree...

[Beastie]

and they banned

[Benjamin]

anyone with 'N'...

[Kate!]

in their username.

[Kate!]

thought this merited resurrecting, quite amusing.

[Niamh.]

in their username.

But nobody was

[Kate!]

in agreement with

[Niamh.]

this new regime

[Kate!]

and a revolution

[Niamh.]

Broke out amongst

[T*]

All the members

[Kate!]

and then suddenly

[Niamh.]

Mark appeared from

[Kate!]

a black limo

[Niamh.]

singing, I've had

[T*]

Sex right now
:laugh:

[Kate!]

and it was

[Niamh.]

great, jealous bitches?

[T*]

Horrible because she

[Ammi]

left her mooncup

[Ammi]

in Pizza Hut

[Benjamin]

Mark decided that...

[Boothy]

he should take

[Vicky.]

a sweaty bollock

[Benjamin]

to Vicky's face...

[Bojangles]

knucking fackered now

[Bojangles]

and ducking fisgusted

[Iceman]

not making sense

[Bojangles]

She'd fust jarted

[Iceman]

still no sense

[Ammi]

to Vicky's face...

.......because she hadn't...

[Iceman]

.......because she hadn't...

time to eat

[MB.]

time to eat

N Dubz's Dappy.

[Bojangles]

A cucking Falamity

[MB.]

Whilst watching that

[Benjamin]

weird tramp Eoin...

[Ammi]

...boil holy water...

[Benjamin]

Josy decided that

[Ammi]

..selling her soul

[Benjamin]

to Arista was

[Ammi]

..what eskimo's do

[Benjamin]

but decided she

[Ammi]

..would eat cheese

[Benjamin]

before she slept.

[Ammi]

..with a boomerang

[Benjamin]

Suddenly Vicky threw...

[Chuck]

up a condom

[Ammi]

...'I wanted fries!!!!.....'

[Benjamin]

Niamh meanwhile touched...

[Chuck]

herself when suddenly

[Vicky.]

a banana appeared

[Chuck]

so she decided

[Benjamin]

to stick it...

[Ammi]

,,on the end

[Benjamin]

of a giant...

[Vicky.]

block of cheese

[Glenn.]

grinning like a,

[Smithy]

**** you glenn -storms off-

[Stu]

a fat cows

[Benjamin]

small left udder.

[Glenn.]

WTF I do?


shook violently when

[Stu]

a masked man

[Benjamin]

called simonsays, jumped

[Jords]

crept up behind

[Stu]

Whichever you fancy

[Benjamin]

and then he

[Glenn.]

slowly unzipped his

[Conzors]

pocket and suddenly

[Glenn.]

a leprechaun sprung

[Conzors]

and sucked his

[Glenn.]

thumb in a

[Ammi]

four leaf clover

[Kate!]

Then he smiled

[Ammi]

..and peed in

[Ammi]

....the stuffing ball

[Wizard.]

to his delight

[Strictly Jake]

he stroked

[Morgan.]

he stroked

:o