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jtalh2003
30-06-2009, 07:46 AM
he is always having a joke around with his dear friend freddie

he gives him helpful tips like to wash up the dishes so people will like him

he loves freddies accent so much he feels the need to constantly practice it till one day he will sound just like his best friend freddie

he constantly sacrifices his own popularity to make freddie look a victim so that his friend stays in

there is not a bad bone in that mans body i tell you its just bad editing

28thapril
30-06-2009, 07:49 AM
kris wants to be freddie's clone i think kris wants freddie's power and that's why he takes on his persona his jealousy gets the better of him:dazzler:

yousoboo!
30-06-2009, 07:51 AM
Yeah Kris to present Newsnight

HELLIWONTGO
30-06-2009, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by yousoboo!
Yeah Kris to present Newsnight


Or better still Kris in Hollyoaks 'cos I never watch that anyway + I'll never see him again!!:yuk:

fuzzylovin
30-06-2009, 09:10 AM
I dont think kris bullied freddy at all last night, ( i also dislike kris ) but bully him he didnt do, kris cooked for freddie, couldnt freddie have done the washing, what was it 3 plates ? i mean how long what that have took, freddie is lazy.

mangasatsuma
02-07-2009, 03:36 PM
I wonder just how much effort and imagination went into Kris' cooking of that meal. And how much did Karly do? I can imagine Kris chucking together some overcooked pasta and generic sauce out of a jar, maybe grating some cheese, big deal. Maybe he has awesome cooking skills to compensate for his lack of spine or manners. He also strikes me as the sort who would make more mess in the kitchen than necessary, piling up greasy stuff in the sink.

Anyway, what about letting your dinner settle before getting into vigorous activity? If the meal tasted great and took a lot of preparation and utensils then all the more reason for Freddie to wait for hot water. However, some shoddy scumbag's low grade minor cackfood remains (eg. a pan or two and 10 seconds worth of plates and cutlery) do not warrant immediate cleansing. Half the house had gone to a party for ****'s sake, Kris saying that they wouldn't want to come back to a messy kitchen just seems lame and irrelevant.

LisaHawk
02-07-2009, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by yousoboo!
Yeah Kris to present Newsnight

Kris to present 'Are you smarter than a 10 year old!'

Niamh.
02-07-2009, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by mangasatsuma
I wonder just how much effort and imagination went into Kris' cooking of that meal. And how much did Karly do? I can imagine Kris chucking together some overcooked pasta and generic sauce out of a jar, maybe grating some cheese, big deal. Maybe he has awesome cooking skills to compensate for his lack of spine or manners. He also strikes me as the sort who would make more mess in the kitchen than necessary, piling up greasy stuff in the sink.

Anyway, what about letting your dinner settle before getting into vigorous activity? If the meal tasted great and took a lot of preparation and utensils then all the more reason for Freddie to wait for hot water. However, some shoddy scumbag's low grade minor cackfood remains (eg. a pan or two and 10 seconds worth of plates and cutlery) do not warrant immediate cleansing. Half the house had gone to a party for ****'s sake, Kris saying that they wouldn't want to come back to a messy kitchen just seems lame and irrelevant.


Kris was annoyed that they didn't get to go the party and BB wouldn't give him alcohal and he wanted to take out his anger on someone, Freddie, of course, is the obivious choice, thats it!!

Chuckyegg
02-07-2009, 03:48 PM
I have it on good authority that Kris is related to Robert Mugabi. Pass it on.

Rozartytype
02-07-2009, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by jtalh2003
he is always having a joke around with his dear friend freddie

he gives him helpful tips like to wash up the dishes so people will like him

he loves freddies accent so much he feels the need to constantly practice it till one day he will sound just like his best friend freddie

he constantly sacrifices his own popularity to make freddie look a victim so that his friend stays in

there is not a bad bone in that mans body i tell you its just bad editing

Wow!I now see Kris in a completely different light.What a jolly good egg and all round decent chap Kris is after all.

Warning:this post may contain irony.

dannirivers
02-07-2009, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by fuzzylovin
I dont think kris bullied freddy at all last night, ( i also dislike kris ) but bully him he didnt do, kris cooked for freddie, couldnt freddie have done the washing, what was it 3 plates ? i mean how long what that have took, freddie is lazy. freddies all ways drying up, it was not only freddie that kris cooked for but he only told freddie to do the washing up, and he TOLD! freddie to wash up! what does karly do in the house why didnt he tell her to do the washing,

Alf
02-07-2009, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by LisaHawk
Originally posted by yousoboo!
Yeah Kris to present Newsnight

Kris to present 'Are you smarter than a 10 year old!'
thats a bit to intilectual for him

Stu
02-07-2009, 06:34 PM
I think the name 'halfwit' just digs up bad memories for Kris, considering he is a genuine, honest-to-god halfwit.

decdec456
02-07-2009, 06:39 PM
Kris is a stupid, insolent twerp who WILL get what's coming to him!

BBmassive
02-07-2009, 06:57 PM
And there are fairies at the end of my garden

?
02-07-2009, 07:15 PM
Kris is a total prat, and cock irl.

therattler
03-07-2009, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by ?
Kris is a total prat, and cock irl.

Damn right!

paulie57
03-07-2009, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by BBmassive
And there are fairies at the end of my garden







Yours too! I have loads in my non-existent garden!:bigsmile

PooBay
03-07-2009, 09:36 PM
Kris is a first rate bell-end.

Akerbie
04-07-2009, 01:09 AM
Maybe there;s not a bad bone in Kris's body cos he drinks a lot of calcium.
D'oh Dum!

Only misrepresented by himself.

Clockers
04-07-2009, 01:11 AM
Just cos Kris is being a boring basstard in the live feed, does not mean he is not a bullying ****.