Poetry corner (mark 2) for all the h/mates

[HELLIWONTGO]

Calling all poets, a few poems expressing your views on the h/mates


Half-wit is posh, he's on the show
There is no way that he will go
He tries to reason with the rest
But to many viewers he is the best
He smiles and talks and wears his hat
And makes Kris look a stupid twa*


:wink:

[HELLIWONTGO]

You hate Half-wit because he's rich
Let's face it Lisa, you're just a bitch
You tend your flock, that is your role
Get out the house and back to the dole

[Rozartytype]

Sophie,Dogface,you are such a tart,
Playing around with that boring Kris's heart,
But at the bus stop,
You let your guts drop,
Karly did not appreciate your fart.