View Full Version : Kris Kris is not attractive - Discuss.
alphabetgreen
30-06-2009, 04:21 PM
OK, so Kris is the only real piece of male eye-candy in the house. True? True enough, I'd say, but think on.
His attractiveness depends on two things his soft features and his curly hair. He is a pretty boy, not a handsome one.
Kris has another 4 or 5 years of looking good, then he's gonna have to accept some major changes.
1. His soft features that are attractive now will dry up and become insignificant (or maybe even ugly). The problem is that he has no definition in his facial bone structure. His cheek bones and jaw line hardly register, so he will never have that classic chiselled look that is genuinely attractive. If you look at Brad Pitt, who is now 45 years old, his facial bone structure is very clearly defined, especially when it is emphasized by his striking blue eyes. Kris's eyes are brown. Take a look at Macauly Culkin or Jason Donovan, both extremely pretty in their youth with the same soft features. They haven't aged well. Neither will Kris.
2. It doesn't matter who you are, but if you are male, you will lose some of your hair. OK, it varies from person to person just how much you will lose, but all men lose some. Normally this wouldn't matter to most men. It's generally felt that baldness is more of man's worry than a girl's issue. Most girls like the short, crewcut look. However, Kris's whole visual character is based around his baby faced features and his luscious, full-bodied locks. When he loses that hairstyle, he will also lose a lot of his attraction.
3. His arrogance and over-confidence will be his downfall. Did you see his audition when asked about his strong points? He pointed to his face and gave a cheeky smile. OK, confidence is attractive but Kris depends on his face. If you look at him topless, he doesn't look too bad now, nice and slim. But so do most 24 year olds. Look a bit closer, and you'll see that there is zero athleticism in his torso and no muscle definition in his arms, legs or shoulders. Why not? Because his arrogance tells him that there's no need. Not with a pretty face such as his. Little does he realise that when he reaches his mid-thirties, his metabolism is going to slow down so fast that before he knows it, he's going to have a pot belly that he won't be able to shed, and floppy fat limbs to go with it.
4. His character and personality stinks. He is a genuinely nasty piece of work, or at least he can be, because he proved it by the way he spoke to Freddy. Not only that but he doesn't have much individual character. He's pretty boring in conversation, his mannerisms are carried (again) by his soft features and his whole personality is bland.
Just my opinion, of course.
Harry!
30-06-2009, 04:21 PM
He is a mop with legs on, Thats all.
arista
30-06-2009, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Harry.
He is a mop with legs on, Thats all.
Some women like that.
Chuckyegg
30-06-2009, 04:23 PM
good looking can often be repellant
Rozartytype
30-06-2009, 04:23 PM
Kris is not attractive.
Kris thinks he is attractive.
fruit_cake
30-06-2009, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by alphabetgreen
OK, so Kris is the only real piece of male eye-candy in the house. True? True enough, I'd say, but think on.
His attractiveness depends on two things his soft features and his curly hair. He is a pretty boy, not a handsome one.
Kris has another 4 or 5 years of looking good, then he's gonna have to accept some major changes.
1. His soft features that are attractive now will dry up and become insignificant (or maybe even ugly). The problem is that he has no definition in his facial bone structure. His cheek bones and jaw line hardly register, so he will never have that classic chiselled look that is genuinely attractive. If you look at Brad Pitt, who is now 45 years old, his facial bone structure is very clearly defined, especially when it is emphasized by his striking blue eyes. Kris's eyes are brown. Take a look at Macauly Culkin or Jason Donovan, both extremely pretty in their youth with the same soft features. They haven't aged well. Neither will Kris.
2. It doesn't matter who you are, but if you are male, you will lose some of your hair. OK, it varies from person to person just how much you will lose, but all men lose some. Normally this wouldn't matter to most men. It's generally felt that baldness is more of man's worry than a girl's issue. Most girls like the short, crewcut look. However, Kris's whole visual character is based around his baby faced features and his luscious, full-bodied locks. When he loses that hairstyle, he will also lose a lot of his attraction.
3. His arrogance and over-confidence will be his downfall. Did you see his audition when asked about his strong points? He pointed to his face and gave a cheeky smile. OK, confidence is attractive but Kris depends on his face. If you look at him topless, he doesn't look too bad now, nice and slim. But so do most 24 year olds. Look a bit closer, and you'll see that there is zero athleticism in his torso and no muscle definition in his arms, legs or shoulders. Why not? Because his arrogance tells him that there's no need. Not with a pretty face such as his. Little does he realise that when he reaches his mid-thirties, his metabolism is going to slow down so fast that before he knows it, he's going to have a pot belly that he won't be able to shed, and floppy fat limbs to go with it.
4. His character and personality stinks. He is a genuinely nasty piece of work, or at least he can be, because he proved it by the way he spoke to Freddy. Not only that but he doesn't have much individual character. He's pretty boring in conversation, his mannerisms are carried (again) by his soft features and his whole personality is bland.
Just my opinion, of course.
what an interesting post! i think chris is good looking but frankly he seems gay to me. His personality makes him very unattractive.
yousoboo!
30-06-2009, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by alphabetgreen
OK, so Kris is the only real piece of male eye-candy in the house. True? True enough, I'd say, but think on.
His attractiveness depends on two things his soft features and his curly hair. He is a pretty boy, not a handsome one.
Kris has another 4 or 5 years of looking good, then he's gonna have to accept some major changes.
1. His soft features that are attractive now will dry up and become insignificant (or maybe even ugly). The problem is that he has no definition in his facial bone structure. His cheek bones and jaw line hardly register, so he will never have that classic chiselled look that is genuinely attractive. If you look at Brad Pitt, who is now 45 years old, his facial bone structure is very clearly defined, especially when it is emphasized by his striking blue eyes. Kris's eyes are brown. Take a look at Macauly Culkin or Jason Donovan, both extremely pretty in their youth with the same soft features. They haven't aged well. Neither will Kris.
2. It doesn't matter who you are, but if you are male, you will lose some of your hair. OK, it varies from person to person just how much you will lose, but all men lose some. Normally this wouldn't matter to most men. It's generally felt that baldness is more of man's worry than a girl's issue. Most girls like the short, crewcut look. However, Kris's whole visual character is based around his baby faced features and his luscious, full-bodied locks. When he loses that hairstyle, he will also lose a lot of his attraction.
3. His arrogance and over-confidence will be his downfall. Did you see his audition when asked about his strong points? He pointed to his face and gave a cheeky smile. OK, confidence is attractive but Kris depends on his face. If you look at him topless, he doesn't look too bad now, nice and slim. But so do most 24 year olds. Look a bit closer, and you'll see that there is zero athleticism in his torso and no muscle definition in his arms, legs or shoulders. Why not? Because his arrogance tells him that there's no need. Not with a pretty face such as his. Little does he realise that when he reaches his mid-thirties, his metabolism is going to slow down so fast that before he knows it, he's going to have a pot belly that he won't be able to shed, and floppy fat limbs to go with it.
4. His character and personality stinks. He is a genuinely nasty piece of work, or at least he can be, because he proved it by the way he spoke to Freddy. Not only that but he doesn't have much individual character. He's pretty boring in conversation, his mannerisms are carried (again) by his soft features and his whole personality is bland.
Just my opinion, of course.
Post of the day!!! lol
Kris is ugly both inside and out imo.
He has hair like a birds nest.
His eyes are too far apart.
He could have a better body if he tried.
He tries to bully Freddie.
He bitches.
He is arrogant.
He is lazy.
Theres lots more but i cba to type it all lol.
Physically, he is average at best. Certainly not what I'd find attractive in a male. Personality and compatibility plays a bit part in how attractive I think a person is. He is arrogant, bitchy, superficial, rude, vain, thick. All of the qualities I hate in anyone. He is also a poser. Making a big effort to try and look "individual", but he is a sheep. The fact is, he'd be nothing without his "looks" and that is the only reason why he has been put on BB. I'm sick of seeing the man. :yuk:
DiamondDogTags
30-06-2009, 04:37 PM
What gets me the most is he is the classic case of "if I wear this then I stand out", not true (usually seen in kids who pose as Emo's, Goths, or just wear neon).. . He's trying to imitate Russell Brand, and boys that wear tight pants are a dime a dozen.
Originally posted by DiamondDogTags
What gets me the most is he is the classic case of "if I wear this then I stand out", not true (usually seen in kids who pose as Emo's, Goths, or just wear neon).. . He's trying to imitate Russell Brand, and boys that wear tight pants are a dime a dozen.
I like guys that wear tight pants, but not when they're conformists trying to be "edgy" or imitating a celebrity.
MrsTIL
30-06-2009, 05:03 PM
Wow you have thought long and hard about this!! Awesome post!
I don't think he is ugly but he certainly doesnt give me a case of wet knickers! :wink:
rayheartbliss
30-06-2009, 05:03 PM
he is good looking, but like what enid said, personality and compatability plays a part in how attractive a person is, so in that case its a no.
Moses1
30-06-2009, 05:05 PM
What is good looking about him? Skinny, ugly face with his eyes wide apart, hasn't got nice eyes or good body. Hair all over his face and unstyled. Ugly minger.
[i]Look a bit closer, and you'll see that there is zero athleticism in his torso and no muscle definition in his arms, legs or shoulders.
As a straight man, I agree with this being a bad point. I hate guys who are just happy to let themselves be just a bag of bones. Obviously girls with bad taste find it attractive, but theres no manliness in that sort of frame. Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman I consider to be hot men. Zac Efron is a teenage girl pretending to be a man.
Beastie
30-06-2009, 06:17 PM
kris is a mophead knobhead
alphabetgreen
30-06-2009, 06:59 PM
Thanks for all your opinions. I've opened up a new thread about what he can do about it. So all is not lost.
alphabetgreen
30-06-2009, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by MrsTIL
Wow you have thought long and hard about this!! Awesome post!
I don't think he is ugly but he certainly doesnt give me a case of wet knickers! :wink:
Me neither.... :laugh2:
Prole
30-06-2009, 10:30 PM
Kris looks like he's wearing those legs in for a much shorter man.
KillER
30-06-2009, 10:47 PM
i dont think hes at all good looking. average at most. and that hair and beard definitely doesnt do him any favours.
edit: and of course his personality is far from attractive.
likewatchinwallpaper
30-06-2009, 10:56 PM
Same parents? lol
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/dblshell/MartyFeldman.jpg
Originally posted by likewatchinwallpaper
Same parents? lol
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/dblshell/MartyFeldman.jpg
Wow. The similarities are uncanny! :laugh:
30stone
30-06-2009, 11:04 PM
Stupid hair.
Big chin
Skinny as !
likewatchinwallpaper
30-06-2009, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Enid
Originally posted by likewatchinwallpaper
Same parents? lol
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/dblshell/MartyFeldman.jpg
Wow. The similarities are uncanny! :laugh:
Both have there eyes set wide apart, i find Kris also has similarities with Black Adder 1 :wink:
Originally posted by likewatchinwallpaper
Same parents? lol
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/dblshell/MartyFeldman.jpg
Lmao :laugh3::laugh:
rusticgal
30-06-2009, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by likewatchinwallpaper
Same parents? lol
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/dblshell/MartyFeldman.jpg
Brilliant post.... both of you!!!:laugh:
The_Dark_Wozzy
30-06-2009, 11:47 PM
Kris is not attrative. I thought Cairon was far better looking and more attractive than Kris or Charlie.
Rollerball-Rocco
02-07-2009, 02:20 PM
Behold the true face of Kris
arsenalforever
02-07-2009, 02:22 PM
Kris looks like a rat
Simone.
02-07-2009, 02:22 PM
Idk, I thought was at first but it's his personality that fails me. I just like his hair.
PixieBoots
02-07-2009, 02:23 PM
CHris is a fugly loser - ordinary, boring, unintelligent, run-of-the-mill, mediocre, arrogant, bully, toss-wank, unkind, shallow, detestable human being. I hope someone kicks the **** out of him when he leaves the house.
28thapril
02-07-2009, 02:37 PM
the only thing i liked about him was his hair now it's such a mess i just want to shave his head his hair now reminds me of my mother in law:sleep:
PixieBoots
02-07-2009, 02:38 PM
His hair is ridiculous. What a pansy, flicking his hair out his vacant eyes. It's such a conscious effort to look sexy. What a moron.
Dinky
02-07-2009, 02:39 PM
His eyes creep me out. They don't look real.
28thapril
02-07-2009, 02:51 PM
his eyebrows is he really off the muppet show???:joker:
MissKittyFantastico
02-07-2009, 02:55 PM
His horrible personality makes him ugly to me, plus the fact that he is is utterly thick, can barely string a sentence together that makes any sense, and he's totally deluded about how good looking he is. Total turn off.
Now Siavash on the other hand......:lovedup:
28thapril
02-07-2009, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
His horrible personality makes him ugly to me, plus the fact that he is is utterly thick, can barely string a sentence together that makes any sense, and he's totally deluded about how good looking he is. Total turn off.
Now Siavash on the other hand......:lovedup:
i didn't know kris had a personality:conf:
siavash is so funny totally not the person i expected him to be he's my number 2:dance:
Chuckyegg
02-07-2009, 03:00 PM
Good looking...that can not be denied and anyone who does is just being silly.
However, good looking and attractive are 2 diffrent things and I have rarely seen anyone as unattractive as him.
Kris and Charlie = the ugliest good looking people in the world.
I think he's hideous :D Yup, I think that covers it
PixieBoots
02-07-2009, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
His horrible personality makes him ugly to me, plus the fact that he is is utterly thick, can barely string a sentence together that makes any sense, and he's totally deluded about how good looking he is. Total turn off.
Now Siavash on the other hand......:lovedup:
Couldn't have said it better myself. When I look in someone's eyes I want to get a thrill, not a fckin chill.
Chuckyegg
02-07-2009, 03:10 PM
OOOh Siavash mmmmm
especially these days while he's in his Pocahontus period.
poke a chuckyegg more like
meganova__
02-07-2009, 09:56 PM
Is he supposed to be our "house hunk" this year, seriously?
Is Big Brother having a ****ing joke?
He is ugly inside and out
tinkerbell
02-07-2009, 09:59 PM
he looks like a breed between a poodle and a rat. with personality of a sofa
BGT-FAN!
02-07-2009, 09:59 PM
:bawling:
People say i look like kris
HellShark
02-07-2009, 10:01 PM
Kris is the type of man who pulls girls with ease, and a ****ing essay on his looks doesn't change that.
BGT-FAN!
02-07-2009, 10:01 PM
when kris says 'I just wanna bit of banter'
he makes me wanna go kill myself :blush2:
Bombardier
02-07-2009, 10:01 PM
There was a picture floating around of pre-curly, pre-beard Kris. He looked totally different.
BB_Eye
02-07-2009, 10:03 PM
He's blandly attractive in the way Dale was. He doesn't carry any sex appeal for me.
IndigoJo
02-07-2009, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by 28thapril
Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
His horrible personality makes him ugly to me, plus the fact that he is is utterly thick, can barely string a sentence together that makes any sense, and he's totally deluded about how good looking he is. Total turn off.
Now Siavash on the other hand......:lovedup:
i didn't know kris had a personality:conf:
siavash is so funny totally not the person i expected him to be he's my number 2:dance:
Yep, gotta love Siavash! He is a lovely person, glad Cairon left so he could just be himself, not a "dude."
He gets my vote for yummiest HM!
:kiss:
redder8
03-07-2009, 04:30 AM
Kris and Charlie think they are attractive and funny.
How deluded can 2 prats be?
floridesucks
03-07-2009, 04:42 AM
Siavash is the hottest man in the BB house. kris and charlie just look like tramps, so very unattractive in every sense of the word. :bored:
Wilton_Shagpile
03-07-2009, 06:06 AM
I dont find him attractive at all, weird looking if anything
and he has a puny/wimp body:yuk:
xkatex
03-07-2009, 01:34 PM
I'd love to know where he's had all these girls from! he's a mess
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