Razmataz
03-06-2005, 09:03 AM
Boy's Night In
Day 8, 03:00
With all of the other Housemates asleep, Maxwell, Anthony and Science took the opportunity to have a proper boys' talk, discussing and rating their female Housemates. Saskia seemed to be the unanimous favourite.
The boys were in their element having a proper laddish time together discussing girls and err, boobs. All they needed was a lazy-boy chair each and a six-pack and their night would have been perfect.
"Saskia is getting better by the ********** minute" said an excited Maxwell. "I'm starting to get vexed by her like," agreed Anthony before Science joked, "It's teasing init?"
Thinking about the other female Housemates, Anthony waxed lyrical saying, "all the girls in here have got their own beauty." Maxwell and Science agreed.
The boys concluded that Makosi was a beautiful girl but not their cup of tea, Sam they can take or leave (she wouldn't like to hear that!), Vanessa is second on the list and Saskia is definitely top of the pile at the moment. Phew, the girls can sleep easily now that the boys have cleared that up.
Who's getting Anthony hot under the collar?The talk turned to breasts with Anthony proclaiming, "there are loads of huge t**s!" Cheeky Maxwell, never short of a witty comment, turned the conversation back to Saskia saying, "I've never seen that before, when someone's head is smaller than their t**s!
Maxwell broke away from the conversation to get a drink leaving Science and Anthony alone in the seating area. Science took the opportunity to have a heart to heart, confessing to Anthony "I feel a bit outside of the group sometimes."
For a moment it seemed as though a different, more vulnerable side to Science was going to be exposed. Maxwell was soon back though and the conversation turned to proposing a wet T-Shirt competition in the House.
Wonder what the girls will say about that?
Keeping with true 'lads night out tradition', Maxwell, Anthony and Science decided to finish off their night with a bite to eat and more nocturnal pranks. This time, a sleeping Roberto was barricaded in to his bed by a selection of chairs.
Roberto, who is usually involved in the prank action, had an early night so Maxwell decided to instigate some mischief before making the Italian stallion his target. After putting one of the Housemate's shoes in a bowl of water and hiding it in the freezer, the three boys sneakily went about surrounding their Italian pal's bed with all of the dining room chairs.
The boys weren't exactly stealthy in their chair mission though, as all the chuckling soon woke Roberto up. After lying in bed long enough to pick his nose and contemplate what this housemates had done, Roberto manoeuvred himself around the chairs and joined his housemates in the kitchen.
Don't fence me in...In a pair of his trademark tight pants, Roberto repaid his housemates for the prank by flashing them his crown jewels. After shouting at Roberto to "put it away", the boys mocked him for his massive bed hair and told him he looked like Kemal. This prompted Roberto to mimic Kemal's famous bin bath.
The Italian then joined the boys for a late night snack. With no kebab shop in sight, they cooked up the leftovers of the Chinese take-away which Big Brother had provided the Housemates with earlier in the evening.
Male bonding at its absolute best.
Links http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=152
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=153
Day 8, 03:00
With all of the other Housemates asleep, Maxwell, Anthony and Science took the opportunity to have a proper boys' talk, discussing and rating their female Housemates. Saskia seemed to be the unanimous favourite.
The boys were in their element having a proper laddish time together discussing girls and err, boobs. All they needed was a lazy-boy chair each and a six-pack and their night would have been perfect.
"Saskia is getting better by the ********** minute" said an excited Maxwell. "I'm starting to get vexed by her like," agreed Anthony before Science joked, "It's teasing init?"
Thinking about the other female Housemates, Anthony waxed lyrical saying, "all the girls in here have got their own beauty." Maxwell and Science agreed.
The boys concluded that Makosi was a beautiful girl but not their cup of tea, Sam they can take or leave (she wouldn't like to hear that!), Vanessa is second on the list and Saskia is definitely top of the pile at the moment. Phew, the girls can sleep easily now that the boys have cleared that up.
Who's getting Anthony hot under the collar?The talk turned to breasts with Anthony proclaiming, "there are loads of huge t**s!" Cheeky Maxwell, never short of a witty comment, turned the conversation back to Saskia saying, "I've never seen that before, when someone's head is smaller than their t**s!
Maxwell broke away from the conversation to get a drink leaving Science and Anthony alone in the seating area. Science took the opportunity to have a heart to heart, confessing to Anthony "I feel a bit outside of the group sometimes."
For a moment it seemed as though a different, more vulnerable side to Science was going to be exposed. Maxwell was soon back though and the conversation turned to proposing a wet T-Shirt competition in the House.
Wonder what the girls will say about that?
Keeping with true 'lads night out tradition', Maxwell, Anthony and Science decided to finish off their night with a bite to eat and more nocturnal pranks. This time, a sleeping Roberto was barricaded in to his bed by a selection of chairs.
Roberto, who is usually involved in the prank action, had an early night so Maxwell decided to instigate some mischief before making the Italian stallion his target. After putting one of the Housemate's shoes in a bowl of water and hiding it in the freezer, the three boys sneakily went about surrounding their Italian pal's bed with all of the dining room chairs.
The boys weren't exactly stealthy in their chair mission though, as all the chuckling soon woke Roberto up. After lying in bed long enough to pick his nose and contemplate what this housemates had done, Roberto manoeuvred himself around the chairs and joined his housemates in the kitchen.
Don't fence me in...In a pair of his trademark tight pants, Roberto repaid his housemates for the prank by flashing them his crown jewels. After shouting at Roberto to "put it away", the boys mocked him for his massive bed hair and told him he looked like Kemal. This prompted Roberto to mimic Kemal's famous bin bath.
The Italian then joined the boys for a late night snack. With no kebab shop in sight, they cooked up the leftovers of the Chinese take-away which Big Brother had provided the Housemates with earlier in the evening.
Male bonding at its absolute best.
Links http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=152
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=153