As requested this is the Lisa get a job club! ha ha

[HELLIWONTGO]

But what the hell could she do, I suppose she could start a charm school!
Any other ideas?
Fag roller
Road cleaner
Traffic bollard
Scarecrow
Traffic sign
Ambassador for world peace
Supermodel!
Crash test dummy
Birmingham Cultural Attache
Bramble picker
Toilet cleaner
ChimneySweep
Living Statue
Help to cure sex addicts!

:hello:



1) Helliwontgo
2) Jayson
3) Chels.x
4) Harry
5) Narc
6) Rozartytype
7) Minx36
8) Baby-becca
9) Aiv

[NettoSuperstar!]

Rolling fags shes good at that...Road cleaner...shes good at picking up dog ends

[Jayson]

IM IN!

[vesavius]

How about a full time traffic bollard?

It's all I could think of that she was qualified for...

[arsenalforever]

Originally posted by vesavius
How about a full time traffic bollard?

It's all I could think of that she was qualified for...

how about your new job:joker:

[vesavius]

Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by vesavius
How about a full time traffic bollard?

It's all I could think of that she was qualified for...

how about your new job:joker:

No, my job involves me being a decent human being... :love:

[Jayson]

Traffic Sign (with her pink hair)

[arsenalforever]

Originally posted by Jayson
Traffic Sign (with her pink hair)

A scarcrow

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

What actually happened to her old job, I thought she was a factory worker? Was she sacked or made redundant. The number of unemployed is rising, just wondering if the ecomonic climate is the reason she is out of work or whether its a choice.

[arsenalforever]

Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
What actually happened to her old job, I thought she was a factory worker? Was she sacked or made redundant. The number of unemployed is rising, just wondering if the ecomonic climate is the reason she is out of work or whether its a choice.

She took to many drugs and became lazy

[vesavius]

Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
What actually happened to her old job, I thought she was a factory worker? Was she sacked or made redundant. The number of unemployed is rising, just wondering if the ecomonic climate is the reason she is out of work or whether its a choice.

hey Junky :xyxwave:

I seem to remember her saying that she has always just had a series of minimum wage short term jobs..

That surprised me. Can't think why she would find it difficult to hold a job down...

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
What actually happened to her old job, I thought she was a factory worker? Was she sacked or made redundant. The number of unemployed is rising, just wondering if the ecomonic climate is the reason she is out of work or whether its a choice.

She took to many drugs and became lazy

Im still in employment..........

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally posted by vesavius
Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
What actually happened to her old job, I thought she was a factory worker? Was she sacked or made redundant. The number of unemployed is rising, just wondering if the ecomonic climate is the reason she is out of work or whether its a choice.

hey Junky :xyxwave:

I seem to remember her saying that she has always just had a series of minimum wage short term jobs..

That surprised me. Can't think why she would find it difficult to hold a job down...

I can see that, she is hardly employable for most jobs. Personally Im scruffy but when going for interviews I can smarten myself up. I have tattoo's but only in places that are easily covered up.

If you were an employer would you employ her?

[arsenalforever]

Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
What actually happened to her old job, I thought she was a factory worker? Was she sacked or made redundant. The number of unemployed is rising, just wondering if the ecomonic climate is the reason she is out of work or whether its a choice.

She took to many drugs and became lazy

Im still in employment..........

What do you do Pimping:joker:

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
What actually happened to her old job, I thought she was a factory worker? Was she sacked or made redundant. The number of unemployed is rising, just wondering if the ecomonic climate is the reason she is out of work or whether its a choice.

She took to many drugs and became lazy

Im still in employment..........

What do you do Pimping:joker:

Yep :thumbs: good money too, thats why I work over the weekends and at night, four day week to boot.

I know several people that could be classed as drug addicts but they all hold down regular jobs.

I think Lisa might not be the best employee

[vesavius]

Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
Originally posted by vesavius
Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
What actually happened to her old job, I thought she was a factory worker? Was she sacked or made redundant. The number of unemployed is rising, just wondering if the ecomonic climate is the reason she is out of work or whether its a choice.

hey Junky :xyxwave:

I seem to remember her saying that she has always just had a series of minimum wage short term jobs..

That surprised me. Can't think why she would find it difficult to hold a job down...

I can see that, she is hardly employable for most jobs. Personally Im scruffy but when going for interviews I can smarten myself up. I have tattoo's but only in places that are easily covered up.

If you were an employer would you employ her?

God no, everything about her screams that she would be a pita employee.

[Chels]

IM IN! :D

[arsenalforever]

Originally posted by Chels.x
IM IN! :D

to lisa :lovedup:

Chels.x i never knew:joker:

[Chels]

Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by Chels.x
IM IN! :D

to lisa :lovedup:

Chels.x i never knew:joker:
eh? i dont get it :conf2:

[arsenalforever]

Originally posted by Chels.x
Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by Chels.x
IM IN! :D

to lisa :lovedup:

Chels.x i never knew:joker:
eh? i dont get it :conf2:

its okay i was joking

You said i'm in

i added to Lisa

Meaning you fancy her

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by Chels.x
IM IN! :D



And as always you are more than welcome Chels.x :xyxwave: :wink:

[Miss-red]

Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky
What actually happened to her old job, I thought she was a factory worker? Was she sacked or made redundant. The number of unemployed is rising, just wondering if the ecomonic climate is the reason she is out of work or whether its a choice.

She took to many drugs and became lazy if she's in receipt of benefits then she can't have walked from her last job you don't recieve benefits if you give up a job up only if you were sacked laid off made redundant

[Chels]

Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by Chels.x
Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by Chels.x
IM IN! :D

to lisa :lovedup:

Chels.x i never knew:joker:
eh? i dont get it :conf2:

its okay i was joking

You said i'm in

i added to Lisa

Meaning you fancy her

god you better bloody had be joking!!! *pukes*
and for the record i am straight :bigsmile:

[HELLIWONTGO]

Lisa is in the benefits office so often she even goes to their xmas party!
She wont give blow JOBs in case it affects her dole money!

[Chels]

Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
Originally posted by Chels.x
IM IN! :D



And as always you are more than welcome Chels.x :xyxwave: :wink:

thanks hell :kiss:

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by Chels.x
Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
Originally posted by Chels.x
IM IN! :D



And as always you are more than welcome Chels.x :xyxwave: :wink:

thanks hell :kiss:





I am so :blush2: I have gone red and I don't mean communistic!!! :xyxwave:

[Harry!]

I join Miss Benefits club thanks. Count me in!

[HELLIWONTGO]

you are in Harry :thumbs:

[Narc]

Oooh sign me up! And I think she'd be good as one of those crash test dummies...

[Rozartytype]

Can I join please?

After leaving the BB house Lisa should become Birmingham's Cultural Attache.:shocked:

[Jayson]

Supermodel

[minx36]

i'm in too plz Hell

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by minx36
i'm in too please Hell


Welcome our newest members, Minx36, Narc and Rozartytype

:xyxwave:

[Chuckyegg]

Bramble picker
Babysitter
Bog Cleaner

[Harry!]

chimney sweep

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg
Bramble picker
Babysitter
Bog Cleaner


As I'm a cleaner myself I take exception to that, she'd be crap at it ! lol:thumbs:


Walked the dogs have you?

[Chuckyegg]

Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
Originally posted by Chuckyegg
Bramble picker
Babysitter
Bog Cleaner


As I'm a cleaner myself I take exception to that, she'd be c**p at it ! lol:thumbs:


Walked the dogs have you?

Hi Leonard Skynard

yeah walked my dogs, Collins and Gabriel in the forest

sorry no offence to bog cleaners

[HELLIWONTGO]

I am only teasing you 'Chuckyegg' collins and gabriel, that group was rubbish after peter left it in my opinion
Lynyrd skynyrd but I think you already know that!

:spin:

[Chuckyegg]

Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
I am only teasing you 'Chuckyegg' collins and gabriel, that group was rubbish after peter left it in my opinion
Lynyrd skynyrd but I think you already know that!

:spin:

You can tease me pal, i get it....lots of people fall in love with me....I'm adorable.....carry on flirting.....i like it....lol

Genesis doesnt even exist for me after Peter left (apart from an amazing song called One for the Vine)

[HELLIWONTGO]

You may well be adorable, and at the moment i do like you, but I don't think we can call it love!! lol
Did you ever see Genesis live ?

[Chuckyegg]

Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
You may well be adorable, and at the moment i do like you, but I don't think we can call it love!! lol
Did you ever see Genesis live ?

No, bit before my time. Plus I can't deal with crowds, I have a mental illness. That's why I live in a forest 15 miles from the main road.

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg
Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
You may well be adorable, and at the moment i do like you, but I don't think we can call it love!! lol
Did you ever see Genesis live ?

No, bit before my time. Plus I can't deal with crowds, I have a mental illness. That's why I live in a forest 15 miles from the main road.


Seriously?
Well I'm sorry to hear that, perhaps it was that dog with the monkeys head that did for you, it frightened me!
You seem like a nice young man!!!!!
Only trying to amuse you, I slipped into the character of Mr Humphries for a minute there!

:thumbs:

[Chuckyegg]

Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
Originally posted by Chuckyegg
Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
You may well be adorable, and at the moment i do like you, but I don't think we can call it love!! lol
Did you ever see Genesis live ?

No, bit before my time. Plus I can't deal with crowds, I have a mental illness. That's why I live in a forest 15 miles from the main road.


Seriously?
Well I'm sorry to hear that, perhaps it was that dog with the monkeys head that did for you, it frightened me!
You seem like a nice young man!!!!!
Only trying to amuse you, I slipped into the character of Mr Humphries for a minute there!

:thumbs:

But all dogs have monkeys heads dont they?????

[NettoSuperstar!]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg
Bramble picker
Babysitter
Bog Cleaner

LoL@Bramblepicker

I can just see her at paulines job club with Mickey Love

[HELLIWONTGO]

Do you really have that problem or just winding me up?
I liked all the different avatars that you kept displaying
The blurred dog was very good!!!

[Chuckyegg]

Originally posted by NettoSuperstar!
Originally posted by Chuckyegg
Bramble picker
Babysitter
Bog Cleaner

LoL@Bramblepicker

I can just see her at paulines job club with Mickey Love

Now then Lisa, have you got a pen???

[baby-becca]

Put me in please I hate Lisa soooooo much. x

[NettoSuperstar!]

Heheh

[Chuckyegg]

Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
Do you really have that problem or just winding me up?
I liked all the different avatars that you kept displaying
The blurred dog was very good!!!

I'm not winding you up pal. Don't get me wrong though. I'm not Charles Manson or anything.

[minx36]

Lisa could hand out Pauline's pens at Job Club!

[NettoSuperstar!]

Yeh add pen monitor to the list

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by baby-becca
Put me in please I hate Lisa soooooo much. x



I have added you Baby-becca, good name!!! lol
:xyxwave:

[Chuckyegg]

Living Statue

she could stand in shopping centres pretending to be a statue of a neanderthal

(no offence to neanderthal forum users)

[powdermonkey]

She should offer he services to rehab clinics helping cure sex addicts :laugh:

[virtuoso88]

Make her lick stamps at the post. I'm sure her tongue will be of use. At least that part of her rotting flesh can be salvaged and throw away the rest of that corpse.

[bettiepage]

Even though I don't like you, ADD ME!!!!!

[Vicky.]

Full time gollum impersonater :laugh:

[virtuoso88]

Please don't insult Gollum. Hahaha!

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by virtuoso88
Please don't insult Gollum. Hahaha!

Duly noted :blush2:

[virtuoso88]

Although as someone else pointed out, it would be difficult to tell the difference between Lisa in a hood and Gollum.

[virtuoso88]

I would think the Lisa fans would be in this thread, encouraging their deity to get a real job.

I guess they don't mind Lisa getting our tax money just for cigs.

[aiv]

Hey, add me to the list


I AM A HATER OF LISA

[virtuoso88]

Originally posted by aiv
Hey, add me to the list


I AM A HATER OF LISA

Woohoo!

[virtuoso88]

Originally posted by aiv
Hey, add me to the list


I AM A HATER OF LISA

Oh you're not the only one! Here' s hoping I won't have to see her ugly face on telly after this week.

[oopaloompa]

Originally posted by Harry.
chimney sweep



She wouldnt look much different than she does now :laugh3: