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Nicky.
02-07-2009, 06:57 PM
... or you have asked your parents?
I don't know mine, but I was in the car once with a friends of mine and she asked her parents
"How do gays have sex? Surely nothing fits right...?" It was SO funny xD Her parents were like omg... um... what do we say? xD
CiaraD
02-07-2009, 07:07 PM
Lol.
I can't remember any...
Firewire
02-07-2009, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Nicky.
... or you have asked your parents?
I don't know mine, but I was in the car once with a friends of mine and she asked her parents
"How do gays have sex? Surely nothing fits right...?" It was SO funny xD Her parents were like omg... um... what do we say? xD
LMFAO
Lauren
02-07-2009, 07:08 PM
What about most awkward question my parents have asked?
My mum asked me randomly mid-conversation on msn "ARE YOU ON THE PILL?" I was like... Christ mum, ****.
Firewire
02-07-2009, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
What about most awkward question my parents have asked?
My mum asked me randomly mid-conversation on msn "ARE YOU ON THE PILL?" I was like... Christ mum, ****.
:laugh3:
lol. That must have been quite embarrassing.
My mum is always up front about sex, she is currently on a mission to get as many condoms as she can before I go to uni haha.
pinkmichk
02-07-2009, 07:21 PM
i havent had any yet from my daughter thought i was going to when my friend said she was pregnant and i cant remember any i asked my parents cos i think any i would make my younger sis ask :laugh:
when i was pregnant my mum wanted to have a chat in a cafe about piles which was pretty awkward:yuk:
bronaaaa
02-07-2009, 07:34 PM
My sisters are awful, when they asked where to babies come from mum told them mummys and daddys have a special cuddle, and the other week they were asking could we have a brother and the wee one said, 'oh no wait you need a husband to do that (dad's working in denmark atm), why don't I have the cuddle with you' =|
The second youngest was watching friends and they were chatting about condoms and she asked mum what were they, and when mum told her the man wore it etc. she asked if dad wore one.
:bawling:
Lauren
02-07-2009, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by bronaaaa
My sisters are awful, when they asked where to babies come from mum told them mummys and daddys have a special cuddle, and the other week they were asking could we have a brother and the wee one said, 'oh no wait you need a husband to do that (dad's working in denmark atm), why don't I have the cuddle with you' =|
The second youngest was watching friends and they were chatting about condoms and she asked mum what were they, and when mum told her the man wore it etc. she asked if dad wore one.
:bawling:
LOL, I cringed.
LemonJam
02-07-2009, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by bronaaaa
My sisters are awful, when they asked where to babies come from mum told them mummys and daddys have a special cuddle, and the other week they were asking could we have a brother and the wee one said, 'oh no wait you need a husband to do that (dad's working in denmark atm), why don't I have the cuddle with you' =|
ROTFLMFAO! Oh dear. :laugh:
bronaaaa
02-07-2009, 07:37 PM
I know :bawling:
I remember when I was about 5 I was watching animal planet with my parents and these kangaroos were mating. So I asked my dad what they were doing and he looked at my mum with a smirk and told me they were just giving each other a piggy back ride.
Captain.Remy
02-07-2009, 07:42 PM
One day I went to pick up my nephew at the kindergarten school (to the few people who don't know about that, I have a phobia of kids so I made a BIG effort to help my sister who was giving birth at that moment), then a little girl asked me this:
'Can I have sex with you ? My mum told my dad it was good'
I replied: 'Look sweetie, by the look of it, you're going to have a bright future in this field, keep going'. She didn't get it I think lol
And then people ask me why I have a phobia of kids !!
Not strictly a question but...
...I used to give my mam updated status on the growth of the aul ball hair when I was 6 or 7. Man, I thought I was the messiah. Hairs down their! Mam! Look! It's incredible! Their at an inch now!
Lauren
02-07-2009, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Stu
Not strictly a question but...
...I used to give my mam updated status on the growth of the aul ball hair when I was 6 or 7. Man, I thought I was the messiah. Hairs down their! Mam! Look! It's incredible! Their at an inch now!
Bahahahahahahh!! Classic.
Reminds me, I used to say to my mum "Will my boobs EVER stop growing? :rolleyes:" and I was only 12 pmsfl. Cringe, it was like I was bragging.
andyman
02-07-2009, 08:03 PM
Kids don't worry, i will help you..
"How do gay people have sex?"
They rub their bums together very fast, then they both go straight to hell!
"Where is God?"
Look up, he up there watching you all the time, all the time!
"Where do babies come from?"
Daddy goes to work, best mate beats up mummy in a happy way, 9 months later baby is born.
Captain.Remy
02-07-2009, 08:04 PM
Message original : andyman
Kids don't worry, i will help you..
"How do gay people have sex?"
They rub their bums together very fast, then they both go straight to hell!
"Where is God?"
Look up, he up there watching you all the time, all the time!
"Where do babies come from?"
Daddy goes to work, best mate beats up mummy in a happy way, 9 months later baby is born.
LOOOOL I'm sorry I had to laugh.
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