kris

[mado]

i cannot stand this fella

he is evil he is a vile pig

he is using sophie

he is in denial he fancies charlie

[SiaSiaSia]

Moved to the Kris subforum

[Cybele]

Here is the thing about Kris...

He is used to being the guy in the pub that is able to easily get a slapper in bed. His mates think he is cool and the girls think he is fit. He hasn't had to develop any other characteristics such as personality or intelligence because he hasn't needed them. He isn't even smart enough to be able to have a real conversation. Of course, he doesn't realize that he is lacking in any way because he judges everything by how it looks. He looks good so therefore he must be smart, funny, insightful, etc. BZZZZZT... wrong.

The sad thing about Kris is that someday his looks will fade and he will have nothing else. He will be one of those bitter old codgers down at the pub all day every day telling you how he used to be able to pull all of the birds.

[28thapril]

Originally posted by Cybele
Here is the thing about Kris...

He is used to being the guy in the pub that is able to easily get a slapper in bed. His mates think he is cool and the girls think he is fit. He hasn't had to develop any other characteristics such as personality or intelligence because he hasn't needed them. He isn't even smart enough to be able to have a real conversation. Of course, he doesn't realize that he is lacking in any way because he judges everything by how it looks. He looks good so therefore he must be smart, funny, insightful, etc. BZZZZZT... wrong.

The sad thing about Kris is that someday his looks will fade and he will have nothing else. He will be one of those bitter old codgers down at the pub all day every day telling you how he used to be able to pull all of the birds.

That as sree says is Karma:dog:

[KillER]

Originally posted by Cybele
Here is the thing about Kris...

He is used to being the guy in the pub that is able to easily get a slapper in bed. His mates think he is cool and the girls think he is fit. He hasn't had to develop any other characteristics such as personality or intelligence because he hasn't needed them. He isn't even smart enough to be able to have a real conversation. Of course, he doesn't realize that he is lacking in any way because he judges everything by how it looks. He looks good so therefore he must be smart, funny, insightful, etc. BZZZZZT... wrong.

The sad thing about Kris is that someday his looks will fade and he will have nothing else. He will be one of those bitter old codgers down at the pub all day every day telling you how he used to be able to pull all of the birds.
he doesnt even look that good now :/

[rusticgal]

Originally posted by Cybele
Here is the thing about Kris...

He is used to being the guy in the pub that is able to easily get a slapper in bed. His mates think he is cool and the girls think he is fit. He hasn't had to develop any other characteristics such as personality or intelligence because he hasn't needed them. He isn't even smart enough to be able to have a real conversation. Of course, he doesn't realize that he is lacking in any way because he judges everything by how it looks. He looks good so therefore he must be smart, funny, insightful, etc. BZZZZZT... wrong.

The sad thing about Kris is that someday his looks will fade and he will have nothing else. He will be one of those bitter old codgers down at the pub all day every day telling you how he used to be able to pull all of the birds.

:thumbs:...you have hit the nail on the head!!

[floridesucks]

Here are a bunch of kris photos lacking all the facial fur.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kNtguALR2Zw/SiqYYriYOpI/AAAAAAAATFE/CVT2bUVOkcM/s400/ee9aa978564f5376ed9c1ed4592313bb.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kNtguALR2Zw/SiqYYRQQ2WI/AAAAAAAATE8/rX1FMVXTfWg/s400/eb09b1666eb8d7eb74170f9265e957e8.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kNtguALR2Zw/SiqYYAOflYI/AAAAAAAATE0/fk7xgP6vqGs/s400/eaead7c3b3ca3d3c649759e300fdc803.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kNtguALR2Zw/SiqYXxlrmLI/AAAAAAAATEs/7fdxRMQdwBA/s400/cd1f65d991981febeb4d2d5c5016c037.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kNtguALR2Zw/SiqYXp1m7cI/AAAAAAAATEk/wqQHDue5wbU/s400/c9f0711811714c7a11f5260d334f9a2a.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kNtguALR2Zw/SiqYXWOL_GI/AAAAAAAATEU/7eAMw1NQ30A/s400/7e924d7b5be82a53839607bbe604c2ef.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kNtguALR2Zw/SiqYXOqze-I/AAAAAAAATEM/Q7Ktjyv8HGM/s400/6b51ba178bf2e4f0b41d871effec5381.jpg