Could You Ever Be P*ssed Enough To Sleep With Marcus?

[dennissabre]

I would need to drink Petrol and Parrafin for starters just to get past his breath? :yuk:

[Lauren]

Nothing would be strong enough!

Not even if I was single and he was the last man alive... well okay maybe then, but only for the sake of humankind!

[Enid]

Some nasty eastern European spirit laced with Rohypnol. As long as I have no recollection of the traumatising event.

[WAYNEEBRUM]

lol

[Alf]

hot chocolate or coke

[DiamondDogTags]

Low budget paint stripper with some GHB. Good to go. :thumbs:

[cookiemonster]

how do you know what his breath is like? have you smelt it?

[stonedape]

Everclear grain alcohol, 190 proof, but I love the guy.

[HELLIWONTGO]

Drink, drink, drink, drink!!!

[Daffodil]

Poor Marcus. lol His face isn't too bad, but the hair screams 'look at me' in a Bill Ray Cyrus/Heidi sort of way. I also notice that his weight is ballooning. I'm afraid that being a non-drinker, I would definitely have to start with a pint of absinthe.

[Cybele]

I didn't find Marcus attractive at all when he first came on the show. But he has grown on me. He has a genuineness underneath all of the gruff that is endearing. I can see how women would like him.

[Pronay]

I was going to say Everclear but someone beat me to it, so i'll say methylated spirits

[Pronay]

Originally posted by Cybele
I didn't find Marcus attractive at all when he first came on the show. But he has grown on me. He has a genuineness underneath all of the gruff that is endearing. I can see how women would like him.

You mean you'd be up for some 'M Time"?

[vesavius]

Originally posted by Enid
Some nasty eastern European spirit laced with Rohypnol. As long as I have no recollection of the traumatising event.

ahh you mean a Latverian Ass Slammer?

My favourite summer tipple!

[Rollerrd]

White spirit would only get me as far as talking to him. Kerosene, maybe?

[Chuckyegg]

I'm anyones for a Ki-Ora

[Pronay]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg
I'm anyones for a Ki-Ora

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvLn9PWln8 lol

[Chuckyegg]

A Sherbert Dib Dab can get my legs open.

[Cybele]

Originally posted by Pronay
Originally posted by Cybele
I didn't find Marcus attractive at all when he first came on the show. But he has grown on me. He has a genuineness underneath all of the gruff that is endearing. I can see how women would like him.

You mean you'd be up for some 'M Time"?

LOL! Well, I am happily married, but if we were friends, maybe... If it was his birthday.

:wink:

[Pronay]

if you touched his arm, I think he'd get cheap thrills

[Luminis]

Cianide.

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by Enid
Some nasty eastern European spirit laced with Rohypnol. As long as I have no recollection of the traumatising event.



You provide the spirits,i'm sure Marcus has a large supply of Rohypnol :shocked:

[Rozartytype]

A vat of ethyl alcohol probably

[Rozartytype]

A general anaesthetic.

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by wannashag
hot chocolate or coke

Why am i not surprised. :whistle:

[dhwthrn]

Battery acid.

[ninjaboi]

Poison, i would have to be dead! :puzzled:

[Fom]

About 5 shots of absinth and I am good to go... I will also be passed out but hey, thats the state I would have to be in!

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by ninjaboi
Poison, i would have to be dead! :puzzled:

Lkie his mother in the cupboard :shocked:

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by Lauren
Nothing would be strong enough!

Not even if I was single and he was the last man alive... well okay maybe then, but only for the sake of humankind!

You've obviously thought about then Lauren :shocked:

[golden]

Omg NO...Never...Ughhh...For How Much?
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No still no

[Lauren]

Originally posted by dennissabre
Originally posted by Lauren
Nothing would be strong enough!

Not even if I was single and he was the last man alive... well okay maybe then, but only for the sake of humankind!

You've obviously thought about then Lauren :shocked:

The thread title forced me to :bawling:

[BGT-FAN!]

I dont know how Noirin lasted an hour under the duvet with him lol.
He honestly thinks he is so good looking and that she fancies him!
I just want her to do what she did with Sree and tell him harshly and straight.

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by dennissabre
Originally posted by Lauren
Nothing would be strong enough!

Not even if I was single and he was the last man alive... well okay maybe then, but only for the sake of humankind!

You've obviously thought about then Lauren :shocked:

The thread title forced me to :bawling:


Nice try but i think you have considered this before now. :shocked:

[hippychick]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg
I'm anyones for a Ki-Ora

lol that made my day that comment

:joker::joker::joker:

[hippychick]

ketamine ? has this been mentioned ??

[mist]

Originally posted by dennissabre
I would need to drink Petrol and Parrafin for starters just to get past his breath? :yuk:


I think you would need to light it as well.

[hippychick]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg
A Sherbert Dib Dab can get my legs open.

youre killing me here !
:joker::joker:

[yodofrodo]

he is ugly and his hair and beard makes him even worse

[bananarama]

Originally posted by Lauren
Nothing would be strong enough!

Not even if I was single and he was the last man alive... well okay maybe then, but only for the sake of humankind!


Think I would have to let "humankind" go..........:bigsmile:

[ArumLily]

I suddenly feel very sick. No amount of alcohol would make me sleep with Marcus.:yuk:

[fallentree]

Originally posted by dennissabre
I would need to drink Petrol and Parrafin for starters just to get past his breath? :yuk:

yeah because your such a stud arent you mate...

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by ArumLily
I suddenly feel very sick. No amount of alcohol would make me sleep with Marcus.:yuk:


Drugs for you then if it would help :whistle:

[Stephanie]

i would rather die, end of.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

I would have to be in a coma to sleep with Marcus, the guy is vile:bawling:

[fallentree]

Originally posted by stefani
i would rather die, end of.

thats going over the top

[Stephanie]

Originally posted by *************
Originally posted by stefani
i would rather die, end of.

thats going over the top
:shrug:
it's really not, i'm not going to sleep with a man 21 years (or whatever) older than me, and he's ****ing ugly.
i could never be pissed enough.

[Simone.]

There isn't enough alcohol in the world.

[Chels]

after 30 vodka shots it's a possibility, im a lightweight (so what, it's cheaper!) and after 30 straight i'd be stupidly paraletic enough to go and do it :laugh:
and he's 19 years older than me :| lmfao!

[fallentree]

Originally posted by stefani
Originally posted by *************
Originally posted by stefani
i would rather die, end of.

thats going over the top
:shrug:
it's really not, i'm not going to sleep with a man 21 years (or whatever) older than me, and he's ****ing ugly.
i could never be p****d enough.

yeah but noirin sat on his lap for a cider and he was touching and groping her..it was shocking

[SiCkBuLLeT]

Am sick of these Marcus threads about how he looks why dont you post some pictures and let me judge you, leave him alone he is cool Genuine guy who is thinking like a red blooded male, yeh he has no chance but forget about it.

[Twilight]

Hes get a nice face,but the hair just Screams Bill Ray Cyrus and not in a goodway:tongue:

[Jenateaj]

If he's as passionate in bed as he was in the diary room rant then I'd give him a go after a couple of drinks!

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by Jenateaj
If he's as passionate in bed as he was in the diary room rant then I'd give him a go after a couple of drinks!


After taking your medication i assume?

[shazzyshaz]

pmsl... I suppose you could always be really pissed lol... how many times have people woke in the morning and got dressed and ran as quickly as they could lol... but there is someone out there for everyone as they say otherwise the human race wouldnt be as large as it is, so there will be alot of people that will and do love him... plus I hope there is someone for everyone otherwise I will be in trouble lol

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by shazzyshaz
pmsl... I suppose you could always be really p****d lol... how many times have people woke in the morning and got dressed and ran as quickly as they could lol... but there is someone out there for everyone as they say otherwise the human race wouldnt be as large as it is, so there will be alot of people that will and do love him... plus I hope there is someone for everyone otherwise I will be in trouble lol


Sounds like you would after a cup of tea :shocked:

[shazzyshaz]

well as I dont drink tea dennissabre that would be a real problem lol

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by shazzyshaz
well as I dont drink tea dennissabre that would be a real problem lol

I forgot how to spell Cocoa in all honesty due to sleep deprivation.:blush2:

[shazzyshaz]

dennissabre well if had thought of having one of them a few hours ago I wouldnt have had the joy of talking to you with all your wise wisdom!!!!!

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by shazzyshaz
dennissabre well if had thought of having one of them a few hours ago I wouldnt have had the joy of talking to you with all your wise wisdom!!!!!



Why thank you Mam.

Wise? Not the usual four letter word i get called on here. :whistle:

[shazzyshaz]

dennissabre ... oh sorry u r so NICE, is that the 4 lettered word

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by shazzyshaz
dennissabre ... oh sorry u r so NICE, is that the 4 lettered word


You got the word first time! :cheer: