101 Uses For 'Pointless' Sophie/Dogface COMPLETED. THANKS TO THOSE WHO HELPED!

[dennissabre]

1) Door draft excluded

[SoFarSoGood282]

She come in handy on a night out her boobs could act as a drinks table!

[Stephanie]

a coat hanger.

[Zac]

4. Sex?

[Marsh.]

Making you look smart at job interviews

[Alf]

6) a guy (as in guy faukes) for the bonfie

[dennissabre]

7) A contraceptive


Very effective in putting me off :whistle:

[spitfire]

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a SPACE HOPPER FOR SIAMESE TWINS.

[Alf]

9) a presenter or guest on bblb or bbbm

[SoFarSoGood282]

Poster girl for "stay in school or you could end up s dumb as her"!!

[dennissabre]

11) Cockblocker :cheer:

[Alf]

12) an airbag in a car

[30stone]

Originally posted by spitfire
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a SPACE HOPPER FOR SIAMESE TWINS.

LOL great post lol. Reps.

[kisywisy]

13) the missing link between humans and barbie dolls

[dennissabre]

14) Dartboard

[Alf]

15) entertainments manager on the titanic

[dennissabre]

16) Lamp post at Battersea Dogs Home

[SoFarSoGood282]

A door stop

[Alf]

18) leader of the labour party

[dennissabre]

19) Beautiful Topless Glamour Model

Actually scrap that i'm just being ridiculous :whistle:

[SoFarSoGood282]

Life buoy

[arsenalforever]

A road block

[arsenalforever]

a water bed

[dennissabre]

What happened to people putting numbers up? :thumbs:

[dennissabre]

20) Human Shield

[floridesucks]

bulls-eye

[SoFarSoGood282]

extra padding for a padded cell

[dennissabre]

Obviously the idea of putting a number as in the thread title is a difficult concept for most people on this forum. Jeez :rolleyes:

[floridesucks]

threesomes or maybe even foursomes

[Alf]

27) a feast for jeffrey dahmer

[SoFarSoGood282]

Lagging jacket

[Alf]

29) an extra in hollyoaks (e.g rodrigo)

[dennissabre]

30) A low energy lightbulb

[Alf]

31) a thread on a tibb forum

[Alf]

32) a parachute

[dennissabre]

32) A pointless housemate on Big Brother

[Alf]

34) a crash test dummy

[dennissabre]

35) A lamp stand complete with Dimmer switch :whistle:

[Alf]

36) the jeremy kyle show

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by wannashag
34) a crash test dummy



At least it's beating our boredom wannashag :wink:

[Alf]

Originally posted by dennissabre
Originally posted by wannashag
34) a crash test dummy



At least it's beating our boredom wannashag :wink:
i just wanna get to 101

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by wannashag
Originally posted by dennissabre
Originally posted by wannashag
34) a crash test dummy



At least it's beating our boredom wannashag :wink:
i just wanna get to 101

Me too.


When will this nightmare ever end? :whistle:

[Alf]

37) a girlfriend for kris

[arsenalforever]

A unwanted wag

[dennissabre]

NUMBERS FOR ****** SAKE!!!!!

[arsenalforever]

Originally posted by dennissabre
NUMBERS FOR ****** SAKE!!!!!

Watch it before your eyes explode:tongue:

[dennissabre]

39) Flip her upside down in a bowl of concrete and use her as a bike rack

[arsenalforever]

40) crash test dummie

[Patrick]

41) Good for a fake relationship in the BB house :bigsmile:

[Patrick]

I just had a little vision of Sophie coming out of the House and coming on TiBB Thinken everyone loves her, and then sees this :laugh3:

[fitz2k2]

brick wall

[Patrick]

43) Babysitts your Chihuahua :angel:

[dennissabre]

Obvoiusly the number concept is too difficult!:bored:

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by pmccaff2009
I just had a little vision of Sophie coming out of the House and coming on TiBB Thinken everyone loves her, and then sees this :laugh3:


Holy sh*t!!! How do i get rid of it? :shocked:

[dennissabre]

44) an apprentice for a village idiot

[Alf]

45) a sunday job in a bank

[Alf]

46) a presenting job on setanta sports

[dennissabre]

47) Chocalate Teapot

[Rozartytype]

48) Cultural Attache for Bimboland

[Cybele]

49) Pool Floatie

[Cybele]

50) Bobble head dog for the back window of the car... except that it would be a bobble chest doll

[dennissabre]

51) Kris's Gay smokescreen :whistle:

[Victor-Smith]

52) Punching bag.

[Victor-Smith]

53) Pillow.

[Shasown]

54) receptacle for deposits at a sperm bank

[Victor-Smith]

55) Blow up doll.

[bigbro10]

56) Waterproof Teabag

[dennissabre]

57) A lesson to kids about the importance of education.

[mtt]

bookends

[yvonnexx]

59) Turned upside down shed make a great mop

[Robertocarlo]

A Bouncy Castle perhaps?

[Robertocarlo]

Or, a stand in for an Afghan Hound at Crufts perhaps?

[Marc]

60) a penis sharpener

[Rozartytype]

61) Role model for cardboard cut-outs.

[Robertocarlo]

A poop scoop.

[Shasown]

Originally posted by yvonnexx
59) Turned upside down shed make a great mop

Not now apparently

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by Marcjswp
60) a penis sharpener

LOL.

Can you number this one 62) please as there are two before yours.:thumbs:

This is what happens when people dont follow simple instructions in the OP.

I am not talking about you obviously as you did follow these simple instructions.:wink:

[dennissabre]

65) A recruit for gay men

[mangasatsuma]

66. Makeup tests

[Alf]

67)a double handed stress ball

[Alf]

68) an entertainer in a morgue

[Rollerrd]

69) A self esteem boost

[Rollerrd]

70) Zoo attraction

[Clockers]

Pearl Necklace.

[dennissabre]

Obviously the concept of numbers stillproving difficult on here. :sleep:

[dennissabre]

72) Making the rest of us look superior :whistle:

[dennissabre]

73) Methane Gas Container :yuk:

[dan-uk]

74 t1tw@nk lol

[dennissabre]

Help me out please!!! 27 more then my Psychiartrist will reduce my medication :tongue:

[dennissabre]

75) Pointless Housemate on Big Brother

[luminoussun]

bongos?

[Twilight]

Nice..

[setanta]

76)have a fly on the wall programme like paris hiltons but call it the simple sophie
77)tv gameshow called Is it smarter than a Sophie Reade....obviously can't be people up against her

[setanta]

78)enter her into next years crufts

[setanta]

79)use her head to prove the black hole theory

[setanta]

80)starring role in zoolander 2

[dennissabre]

THE NUMBERS ARE COCKED UP YET AGAIN :mad:






82) Fairy Lights tester

"Their on,no they're not,yes they are,no they're not,yes they are,no they're not" etc etc :whistle:

[setanta]

83) stage the opening ceremonies of london olympics inside her head

[setanta]

84) ask her to spell intelligent

[setanta]

85)make her watch a subtitled film just to see her head explode

[setanta]

86)get her to publish an instructional book- big brother for dummies

[setanta]

87) forget dumb and dumber or even dumb and dumberer.... her movie will just be called dumb

[dennissabre]

Just 15 more to do so i can fish this obsession.

Ihonestly never thought it would take so long!!! :whistle:

[setanta]

88)try to explain existentialism to her but give up and just say, "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get".

[setanta]

89) try to convince her that the easter bunny and santa aren't real

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by setanta
89) try to convince her that the easter bunny and santa aren't real



Great work so far setanta. :thumbs:

Looks like you could finish this yourself at this rate.

Only taken bloody weeks so far and even then people cocked the numbers up! :hugesmile:

[setanta]

90) tell her, "yes, your t£ts do look big in that"

[setanta]

91) they'll have to signpost the way out of the house when she's evicted

[setanta]

92) a good obedient pet for the 2 chihuahuas to walk

[setanta]

93)get her to plant her very own carrot tree and to water it everyday

[setanta]

94)tell her to phone you if she's having any problems and whenever she rings leave it to go to voicemail. they'd be priceless

[dennissabre]

95) Put her in the middle of 2 people as a 'mental block'.

[setanta]

96) try dog whisperer techniques on her...sssshhhh

[setanta]

98)get her started on the ladybird 9+ book range

[dennissabre]

97) Beer Bottle. Empty from the neck up. :whistle:

[setanta]

99) fr.dougal and her would make a great couple. she'd tell you to shut up cuz he's a priest

[setanta]

100) get her in a lifeguard swimsuit and make her run to the baywatch theme tune

[dennissabre]

101) Send her to the Hospital for a fallopian tube then move house

[dennissabre]

Originally posted by setanta
100) get her in a lifeguard swimsuit and make her run to the baywatch theme tune


ITS DONE :cheer::cheer2::cheer:

Thank you so much for entering in to the spirit tonight. I'm grateful! :thumbs:

[setanta]

no worries. it was fun trying to come up with them and trying to avoid repetition