If the housemates had a porn film task(fun thread)

[haggis]

if the housemates got a porn film task.

what would be good porn names for each housemate

my cast as follows
:joker::joker::joker:

Charlie = BJ Stroker

Freddie/Halfwit = Orel Nutz

Karly = Blondie Phukzalot

Kris =Corporal Pimplebutt

Lisa =Tawny Nastee

Marcus =Ricky Jammer

Noirin =Tawny Swank

Rodrigo = Gunnar Swank

Siavash =Captain Quickie

Sophie/Dogface =Blondie Quickie

[bluehill]

:laugh3: BLONDIE QUICKIE
that did make me laugh

[Stephanie]

lmfao!

[Chuckyegg]

Kris - Captain Monkeynut

[haggis]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg
Kris - Captain Monkeynut

:joker: monkey nut, gd one :joker:

[haggis]

bump:joker:

was hoping for more laughs out of this one

[haggis]

one last bump before it gets bin treatment

[Lewis.]

LOl. :tongue:

[vesavius]

All I know now is that I want to be called Gunnar Swank...

[haggis]

Originally posted by vesavius
All I know now is that I want to be called Gunnar Swank...

nice to meet you gunnar swank:thumbs::joker:

Johnny Jiggler :joker::joker:think would be a good wee porn name for me

[dennissabre]

Freddie - Freddy *****wit

[Clockers]

Probably be a gay porno as most the male housemates bat for the other side; Charlie, Kris, Freddie, Siavash and Rodders.

[suavecarve]

Surely Kris would be something like

Drymo pumper

(dry mop humper)

[haggis]

Originally posted by suavecarve
Surely Kris would be something like

Drymo pumper

(dry mop humper)

fecking brill :joker::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[arsenalforever]

Marcus Monkey nuts

Charlie Fairy MCbumming

[The_Dark_Wozzy]

Titles for the porn film could be

1) Big Boner
2) Busty Babes
3) Big Bang
4) Big Bust
5) Big Boy
6) Brian's Back 2
7) Big Brother's Horny Brother
8) Big Brother, Little penis.
10) Two blondes and a Lesbien.
11) Brokeback Elstreet
12) Captain Cool ****s
13) Capatain Cool's Ship of Love
14) Personally me/Personally horny
15) Take it like a Dog-face.
16) Two plebs and a cup.
17) Rodder and his prodder.
18) Sixteen's a crowd
19) Freddie Pictures presents: House of Love 3- Summer edition.
20) Charlie's Northern Angels.
21) For One Cider Only- Featuring Noirin.
22) Desperate Marcus.
23) A Mop and his Dog.
24) 15 Housemates, 1 Dog.

OK I'm running out of ideas lol.

[Jayson]

I can only think of one for myself, Biggus Dickus.

[Twilight]

LMFAO

[haggis]

Originally posted by Jayson
I can only think of one for myself, Biggus Dickus.

:joker::joker: you wish :joker::joker:

[arsenalforever]

Originally posted by haggis
Originally posted by Jayson
I can only think of one for myself, Biggus Dickus.

:joker::joker: you wish :joker::joker:

Dildo Halfwitty