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dennissabre
06-07-2009, 10:27 PM
Kris wearing Spandex why he is such a dick.His tiny penis explains an awful lot about why he is such a nasty little man.

Small dick syndrome obviously.

I'd take pity on him and his little problem if i wasn't laughing so much.

Bless his little heart.:whistle:
Clockers
06-07-2009, 10:31 PM
Not good to have the same 2 words for a rhym. Try Kris the Prick and his very small Dick or Kris the Dick and his very small Prick. :thumbs:
HalfwitFTW
06-07-2009, 10:31 PM
What Clockers said.
Marc
06-07-2009, 10:32 PM
LOL I have to say, after Lauren mentioned it, I looked and I didn't see much ! Bad times for Krissy boy
stickydatepudding
06-07-2009, 10:33 PM
Screencaps?
dennissabre
06-07-2009, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Clockers
Not good to have the same 2 words for a rhym. Try Kris the Prick and his very small Dick or Kris the Dick and his very small Prick. :thumbs:


Actually that's a very good point. I was still laughing when writing the thread. Cheers

:cheer:
mangasatsuma
06-07-2009, 10:36 PM
I forgot to look down there, too busy aiming my fist at his mouth.

Nice to see Sophie henpeck him.
Clockers
06-07-2009, 10:38 PM
Like Ziggy all over again.
SoFarSoGood282
06-07-2009, 10:38 PM
I saw that but I assumed he was wearing a cup.....
Lauren
06-07-2009, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by Marcjswp
LOL I have to say, after Lauren mentioned it, I looked and I didn't see much ! Bad times for Krissy boy

LMAO oh yeah, name drop that I was looking and talking about it :laugh3:
dennissabre
06-07-2009, 10:39 PM
Explains why Sophie said "Is that it?" or something similar last week when they were 'spooning' in bed on the livefeed.

LOL
Marc
06-07-2009, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Marcjswp
LOL I have to say, after Lauren mentioned it, I looked and I didn't see much ! Bad times for Krissy boy

LMAO oh yeah, name drop that I was looking and talking about it :laugh3:

Thats all you do.. talk about cock and fanny.. such a dirty radgee
dennissabre
06-07-2009, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Marcjswp
LOL I have to say, after Lauren mentioned it, I looked and I didn't see much ! Bad times for Krissy boy

LMAO oh yeah, name drop that I was looking and talking about it :laugh3:

Have you got a thread on it then Lauren?
Lauren
06-07-2009, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by dennissabre

Have you got a thread on it then Lauren?

Nah I was discussing his penis on msn lol
Marc
06-07-2009, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by dennissabre

Have you got a thread on it then Lauren?

Nah I was discussing his penis on msn lol

She does really.. she's obsessed with penises
Lauren
06-07-2009, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Marcjswp

She does really.. she's obsessed with penises

HAHA god, is it bully Lauren day
Marc
06-07-2009, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Marcjswp

She does really.. she's obsessed with penises

HAHA god, is it bully Lauren day

I'm afraid it is.. did you not see the personalised google image?
Lauren
06-07-2009, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Marcjswp

I'm afraid it is.. did you not see the personalised google image?

lol!! What would a bully lauren day google image pic have?
Marc
06-07-2009, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Marcjswp

I'm afraid it is.. did you not see the personalised google image?

lol!! What would a bully lauren day google image pic have?

Like... fists, sticks and stones.. and chains and s**t (anal beads maybe)
Marc
06-07-2009, 10:52 PM
oh and your head on a stick!
dennissabre
06-07-2009, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Marcjswp

She does really.. she's obsessed with penises

HAHA god, is it bully Lauren day



Count me in Lauren :thumbs:
Lauren
06-07-2009, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by dennissabre

Count me in Lauren :thumbs:

lol you bully me everyday!
only joking
dennissabre
06-07-2009, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by dennissabre

Count me in Lauren :thumbs:

lol you bully me everyday!
only joking



And long may i contine to do so. :wink:
HELLIWONTGO
06-07-2009, 11:15 PM
Another only joking, just like Charlie!
Must be catching, poor old Kris , do you think he's small manhood will stop him picking up classy chavs, I mean chicks?
dennissabre
07-07-2009, 01:01 AM
Was the task hide the Cocktail Sausage? No wonder Kris won. :whistle:








IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. SWITCH OFF!!!
golden
07-07-2009, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by dennissabre
Was the task hide the Cocktail Sausage? No wonder Kris won. :whistle:








IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. SWITCH OFF!!!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:
golden
07-07-2009, 01:09 AM
That ' first date' when they get out of the house may be their last!:blush2:
Shasown
07-07-2009, 01:10 AM
All I can say is its a good job he was turned on at the time otherwise you would have seen his camels foot
golden
07-07-2009, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by Shasown
All I can say is its a good job he was turned on at the time otherwise you would have seen his camels foot

:joker: Hope he's not planning on pursuing an underwear model career!
Pronay
07-07-2009, 01:28 AM
Retarded looking Robin Hood with burst cushion hair
Lauren
07-07-2009, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by Shasown
All I can say is its a good job he was turned on at the time otherwise you would have seen his camels foot

:joker:
dennissabre
07-07-2009, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by golden
Originally posted by Shasown
All I can say is its a good job he was turned on at the time otherwise you would have seen his camels foot

:joker: Hope he's not planning on pursuing an underwear model career!


Barbie have signed him up as a replacement :whistle: