Markus would get naked for 5,000?

[golden]

Sorry Markus, don't think you'd get that...
Won't be buying that magazine!

[Lauren]

All the way up to £5000?!

[30stone]

Would take pennies.

Maybe a pint..

[Alf]

is it for the warewolf mounthly

[30stone]

Would take pennies.

Maybe a pint..

For Me.

[TheOfficialAdam]

who would really want to see marcus naked

[golden]

He'd have to pay!:laugh:

[KrisLover]

They would pay him 5 grand NOT to show his malformed, bleb-ridden member.

[eviled2]

Christ, pay him ten times that much NOT to get naked!:elephant:

[HalfwitFTW]

Originally posted by wannashag
is it for the warewolf mounthly


:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

PMSL!!!!

Marcus naked :yuk:

[eviled2]

Originally posted by KrisLover
They would pay him 5 grand NOT to show his malformed, bleb-ridden member.

Too right...block the cock!:elephant:

[golden]

I remember on the 1st night he asked Sophie if the guy who did her implants also does cock enlargements!!:yuk:

[tintedshadow]

Originally posted by TheOfficialAdam
who would really want to see marcus naked

me....im a die hard marvel fan :wink:

[spitfire]

I'd do it for ten pints.:shocked::spin2:

[TheOfficialAdam]

Originally posted by tintedshadow
Originally posted by TheOfficialAdam
who would really want to see marcus naked

me....im a die hard marvel fan :wink:
joker :P
:thumbs:

[SoFarSoGood282]

I'd give him £10,000 no to:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

[TheOfficialAdam]

i'd vomit up my nuts if i saw him posing naked, play boy style...
*shudders*

[golden]

Originally posted by SoFarSoGood282
I'd give him £10,000 no to:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

Lol...even if they did it tastefully..like maybe have him do a sexy pose with is ponytail over his shoulder covering his manhood??? No?:laugh:

[HalfwitFTW]

Originally posted by TheOfficialAdam
i'd vomit up my nuts if i saw him posing naked, play boy style...
*shudders*


Eurghhhh @ Playboy style.

I think my dinner came up just thinking about it.


:yuk:

[BBLB]

At least hes being real,he knows he would never get the type of money HMs usually get..I think even BB8s Carole got more than that.
:yuk:

I dont really think anyone wants to see his little sausage or his hairy arse.
He looks like one of those 80s porn stars like ron jeremy.

[TheOfficialAdam]

i can't believe what has been started here..
too many guys imagining him naked now...
time to find something more disturbing to cleanse my brain

[golden]

Originally posted by TheOfficialAdam
i can't believe what has been started here..
too many guys imagining him naked now...
time to find something more disturbing to cleanse my brain

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[golden]

Originally posted by BBLB
At least hes being real,he knows he would never get the type of money HMs usually get..I think even BB8s Carole got more than that.
:yuk:

I dont really think anyone wants to see his little sausage or his hairy arse.
He looks like one of those 80s porn stars like ron jeremy.

:joker: He does! I'd say that ponytail has been used as a whipping toy before! hehe

[SoFarSoGood282]

Originally posted by golden
Originally posted by SoFarSoGood282
I'd give him £10,000 no to:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

Lol...even if they did it tastefully..like maybe have him do a sexy pose with is ponytail over his shoulder covering his manhood??? No?:laugh:

Ahhhh....Sorry just threw up a bit in my mouth!!!:yuk:

[arsenalforever]

How much would he take for keeping them on?:joker:

[Insane_Spirit]

Originally posted by eviled2
Originally posted by KrisLover
They would pay him 5 grand NOT to show his malformed, bleb-ridden member.

Too right...block the cock!:elephant: >>>>>>>>>That's right...GET KRIS OUT!!!

:thumbs:

[golden]

Originally posted by arsenalforever
How much would he take for keeping them on?:joker:

Problem is he wouldn't understand why ppl would want him to keep his clothes on! Cos he's such a fine thing right?!!
Hi Arsenal:xyxwave:

[HalfwitFTW]

Originally posted by TheOfficialAdam
i can't believe what has been started here..
too many guys imagining him naked now...
time to find something more disturbing to cleanse my brain



How about Lisa naked?

[golden]

Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Originally posted by TheOfficialAdam
i can't believe what has been started here..
too many guys imagining him naked now...
time to find something more disturbing to cleanse my brain



How about Lisa naked?

Kris naked? Oh wait, nothing to see!:blush2:

[arsenalforever]

Originally posted by golden
Originally posted by arsenalforever
How much would he take for keeping them on?:joker:

Problem is he wouldn't understand why people would want him to keep his clothes on! Cos he's such a fine thing right?!!
Hi Arsenal:xyxwave:

Hi Golden:xyxwave:

I bet he go mad if you said to him he look like Wolverine after fifty takeaways:joker:

[golden]

Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by golden
Originally posted by arsenalforever
How much would he take for keeping them on?:joker:

Problem is he wouldn't understand why people would want him to keep his clothes on! Cos he's such a fine thing right?!!
Hi Arsenal:xyxwave:

Hi Golden:xyxwave:

I bet he go mad if you said to him he look like Wolverine after fifty takeaways:joker:

:laugh::laugh: I hope never to get close enough to talk to him!

[Jackie]

What a horrible image.:sad:

[Daffodil]

Wonder if he plaits his pubes :conf:

[Rozartytype]

£5000 for Marcus to strip?

Some people clearly have more money than sense.

[tammietoes]

[lets just hope some one else would up with the cash for him to keep it in his pants although I don't think there's much tehre judging his own comments when wearing the leotard the other day! :colour:

[bettiepage]

Who would pay him that much? A random, greasy nobody.

[Blueisthecolour]

I'd be prepared to pay him far more than 5 grand to ensure he kept his clothes on!!!!

[LipticBoven]

IF i wanted to see an ugly fat man naked, i would walk in on my dad in the shower, Marcus has a better chance of ppl paying him to keep in clothes on then take them off.

After saying he thinks he was put in the house as a piece of meat for the ladies, i could't stop laughing.

[Blueisthecolour]

Originally posted by LipticBoven
After saying he thinks he was put in the house as a piece of meat for the ladies, i could't stop laughing.


He has what I call "magic mirror syndrome".

He must have, if he looks in a mirror and sees a piece of "eye candy".

Either that, or his eyes are as bad as his hair.