View Full Version : Reasons this years HMs went on Big Brother.
baby-becca
08-07-2009, 05:13 PM
LISA - She was cut off the dole and didnt want to get a job
SREE - To avoid deportation / Perve on ladies
SOPHIE - Get money for her next boob job
FREDDIE - To make friends
:laugh2::laugh2: If you think of any more please post them lol!
stonedape
08-07-2009, 05:15 PM
Freddie - To make friends
Everyone else - Fifteen minutes and maybe a little money.
baby-becca
08-07-2009, 05:16 PM
Hehe more funny ones pllz x
Robertocarlo
08-07-2009, 05:35 PM
Kris - to give his mates a rest from his constant moaning.:conf2:
RCW1945
08-07-2009, 05:36 PM
I think Kris was keen to have a national platform to explain his view of Darwinism.
CallumJoshuaSturt
08-07-2009, 05:41 PM
NOIRIN - For attenion
RCW1945
08-07-2009, 05:43 PM
When, in 2001, Germain Greer wrote in "Spare Rib" that she thought Lisa was a flawed feminist role model it made Lisa determined to show her credentials to the nation.
RCW1945
08-07-2009, 05:47 PM
When Katie Price threw her eldest daughter out of the house because her breasts had exceeded her own, little Sophie had nowhere to go.
So in need of a roof over her head she sought refuge in the BB house.
Stephanie
08-07-2009, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by RCW1945
When Katie Price threw her eldest daughter out of the house because her breasts had exceeded her own, little Sophie had nowhere to go.
So in need of a roof over her head she sought refuge in the BB house.
LMFAO!
RCW1945
08-07-2009, 05:51 PM
After just three weeks, Karly was sent down from Dundee University because none of the lecturers could understand a word she said.
This was particularly unfortunate as she was studying drama.
She determined to learn how to speak English properly when she discovered that Cairon would be by her side for thirteen weeks.
Robertocarlo
08-07-2009, 05:54 PM
Marcus, on the other hand, is waiting for the first full moon when he will change into Wolfman and sink his teeth into Dog Face's boobs!:devil:
RCW1945
08-07-2009, 05:57 PM
Marcus was in France hoping to add to his magnificent collection of Limoges
porcelain. He saw on the internet a photograph of the BB house crockery and made swift tracks for home.
RCW1945
08-07-2009, 06:01 PM
Charlie was favourite to take over as manager of Newcastle United now they are no longer in the Premier League.
He was so heartbroken when he learned that Michael Owen planned to leave for Manchester United he decided to hide in the BB house so that all the geordie fans would not see him crying twenty-four hours a day.
HELLIWONTGO
08-07-2009, 06:15 PM
Saffia to prove that she has got lots of guts, oh wait she walked, to prove to the nation she was a quitter! lol
HELLIWONTGO
08-07-2009, 06:20 PM
Dogface to prove that some people are as shallow as they seem!
Siavash , fence sitting is safe but damn boring!
Yorkyboy
08-07-2009, 06:21 PM
Lisa=Free food, haircut and fags.:yuk:
baby-becca
08-07-2009, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Yorkyboy
Lisa=Free food, haircut and fags.:yuk:
ahahahaha So true. Shes just a waster who won't get a job and is getting a free ride in the BB house.
RCW1945
08-07-2009, 09:04 PM
When Freddie came down from Oxford a family contact got him a job as a ballet dancer with the Bolshoi. Unfortunately Freddie proved useless as a dancer but the company were so impressed by his knowledge that they got rid of him by entering him in the Russian version of Mastermind.
Freddie went right through to the final by answering every question correctly but he came only second because he could not answer a question about the TV show Big Brother.
Utterly disappointed Freddie returned to England determined to discover everything he could about Big Brother by entering the auditions.
Except freddie didnt enter auditions.
He was fast tracked onto the show by BB Bosses who spotted him at a wedding reception.
I think obviously Sophie is on to promote herself as a model.
No idea about the others although I did hear most of them had been contacted via an agency so clearly they are on the show to up their profiles.
bettiepage
08-07-2009, 09:22 PM
Oh, those were poor. LOL.
alchemists1
08-07-2009, 09:33 PM
karly went on bb to break up with her boyfreind(s)
Patrick
08-07-2009, 09:58 PM
Angel said that she went on to raise a higher profile for women boxers :laugh:
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