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Lewis.
10-07-2009, 08:25 PM
I Love a Good Comeback. This one Cracks me up everytime.

"If I wanted to hear from an Asshole, I'd fart"

Lmaooo

Any of you got any funny comebacks?
Ninastar
10-07-2009, 08:27 PM
I just say your mum or w.e lol x
30stone
10-07-2009, 08:28 PM
lol don't think i use any.

Its usually just " **** off " or i threaten em with no intention of doing anything lol.
MarkWaldorf
10-07-2009, 08:36 PM
i usually just mention how much better I am than them
http://i29.tinypic.com/x5o55j.gif
30stone
10-07-2009, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
i usually just mention how much better I am than them
http://i29.tinypic.com/x5o55j.gif

So you just lie then??





Theres my come back lol, i say things like that to.
Marc
10-07-2009, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by 30stone
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
i usually just mention how much better I am than them
http://i29.tinypic.com/x5o55j.gif

So you just lie then??





Theres my come back lol, i say things like that to.

LOL
Lewis.
10-07-2009, 08:43 PM
"Make Me"
"I don't make Trash"

"Hey, your mayor called. They're missing their village idiot."

"I've been called worse by better."

"Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one."
Jayson
10-07-2009, 08:45 PM
Earlier in a lecture a weird guy asked me "Is this seat empty?" and I said "Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down".
Firewire
10-07-2009, 08:45 PM
I sometimes use

"Your face"

Like, your fugly "Just like your face"
Jayson
10-07-2009, 08:49 PM
My girlfriend said she had just been to the beauticians earlier, and I replied "Pity they were closed".
Lewis.
10-07-2009, 08:56 PM
If someone calls you gay and your not.

"In your Dreams"

"Thanks. And I'm an adult too."

if your intention is to insult me at least put some thought into it.

best comeback for guys when another guy says ur gay just look at him and point to ur Penis and when he looks just say whos gay now? and walk away. work everytime lol.
Ninastar
10-07-2009, 08:57 PM
Omg lmao jayson! I love being bitchy like that lol.
I love saying things like
if someone says something to you like What are you looking at. I like saying shitty things like I dont know, you tell me!!!!
Luminis
10-07-2009, 10:22 PM
So's your face
HellShark
10-07-2009, 10:25 PM
I'm going to slit your mothers throat and eat your children.
Luminis
10-07-2009, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by HellShark
I'm going to slit your mothers throat and eat your children.

I beg your pardon?
You've just killed this thread.
Moron.
HellShark
10-07-2009, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Luminis
Originally posted by HellShark
I'm going to slit your mothers throat and eat your children.

I beg your pardon?
You've just killed this thread.
Moron.

I wasn't talking to you. It was an idea for a comeback.
30stone
10-07-2009, 10:35 PM
ohh and

"your tomorrow knights dinner"
Shaun
10-07-2009, 10:36 PM
This thread is more tragic than, well, Sia.
Jayson
10-07-2009, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by HellShark
Originally posted by Luminis
Originally posted by HellShark
I'm going to slit your mothers throat and eat your children.

I beg your pardon?
You've just killed this thread.
Moron.

I wasn't talking to you. It was an idea for a comeback. An awful one at that.
HellShark
10-07-2009, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by HellShark
Originally posted by Luminis
Originally posted by HellShark
I'm going to slit your mothers throat and eat your children.

I beg your pardon?
You've just killed this thread.
Moron.

I wasn't talking to you. It was an idea for a comeback. An awful one at that.

I think it carries a certain amount of punch other comebacks lack.
rayheartbliss
10-07-2009, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
i usually just mention how much better I am than them
http://i29.tinypic.com/x5o55j.gif lOl
Luminis
10-07-2009, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by HellShark
Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by HellShark
Originally posted by Luminis
Originally posted by HellShark
I'm going to slit your mothers throat and eat your children.

I beg your pardon?
You've just killed this thread.
Moron.

I wasn't talking to you. It was an idea for a comeback. An awful one at that.

I think it carries a certain amount of punch other comebacks lack.

What? Killing someones entrie family.
YOU WIN.