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RADISH_REVEALED
11-07-2009, 11:28 AM
He has the MUTTON CHOPS OF HONOR TO PROVE IT:elephant:

Harry!
11-07-2009, 11:30 AM
http://treesflowersbirds.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/spam.jpg

RADISH_REVEALED
11-07-2009, 11:32 AM
its not spam..he said it last night

Harry!
11-07-2009, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by RADISH_REVEALED
its not spam..he said it last night

Sorry babes

Saph
11-07-2009, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Harry.
http://treesflowersbirds.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/spam.jpg

i love spam sandwiches :lovedup:

Chosu
11-07-2009, 12:24 PM
I like Marcus but does he realize he's on television when he's making this stuff up?

Alf
11-07-2009, 12:24 PM
marcus should present jackanory

AfroMullet
11-07-2009, 12:46 PM
He is a ****ing beast.

Karate wasnt started in Japan, it was actually started in Marcus's mums front room one rainy Sunday afternoon.

naranja
11-07-2009, 12:51 PM
Was he actually being serious about that?! I've a feeling he had a dream in which he kept kicking his bedpost thus creating the injury and cementing the events to be real in his head.

30stone
11-07-2009, 12:52 PM
Marcus would scare me so much.

Hes so "strong"..

tramp-stamp
11-07-2009, 12:54 PM
by the time he'd fought off the hundred, his foot was worn down to bone!!!! :bored:

Marc
11-07-2009, 12:55 PM
haha Marcus is BB10's version of Lisa from last year :lovedup: lisa... :)

Rozartytype
11-07-2009, 03:27 PM
Marcus probably meant 100 karate warriors from his action-man toy collection.
He really is a legend in his own imagination.

Shasown
11-07-2009, 03:38 PM
Just waiting for his "I met Chuck Norris and beat him" stories

Starinab
11-07-2009, 03:42 PM
:bigsmile: Marcus reminds me of Lisa from BB9 with his fabulous stories





I dont fink so Sunny Jim

suttin
11-07-2009, 03:45 PM
reminds me a bit of the annoying IT guy from 'the office'....

hoover
19-07-2009, 09:27 PM
I dont suppose anyone has a link to the karate vid do they?

Ryan.
19-07-2009, 09:32 PM
Marcus Is the David Gest of Bullshit in Big Brother

RtooDee2
19-07-2009, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by suttin
reminds me a bit of the annoying IT guy from 'the office'....

oh yeah! THATS HIM!
...and he may have fought against 100 ninja fellas but now he faces Tom!
Maby that famous Martial Arts move "Egg on his face" punch will save the day!

bansheewails
19-07-2009, 09:38 PM
Maybe Marcus can kill with his little finger, like that one from BB4, god love me I watched that!

:sleep:

RtooDee2
19-07-2009, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by bansheewails
Maybe Marcus can kill with his little finger, like that one from BB4, god love me I watched that!

:sleep:

Would that be the very finger he uses to pick his nose and toes all day with?
If so then Tom's a gonna.

charliegimbert
19-07-2009, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by RADISH_REVEALED
its not spam..he said it last night

when? prove it. or ****

macleefernandes
19-07-2009, 10:01 PM
Absolute B"""" Shite, I have been practising martial arts for ages, That was a load of utter rubbish, I wonder, if the man knows a single Karate kata. The big question. what was his academy/ school of Martial arts called/ else he is affiliated to.

M