The Official Big Brother 11 Legendary Quotes.

[Captain.Remy]

Here is the thread where legendary/classic/brilliant/outrageous/hilarious quotes will be posted.

Have fun ! :hugesmile:

[Captain.Remy]

'Surfing is better than sex, mother nature doesn't talk back you know' - Braden.

'This sweet b!tch is going to get exactly what she wants' - Laura.

'I hope there's gonna be some ghetto fabulous' - Kevin.

'HUGE fake boobs...tacky !' - Kevin.

'I'm going into the Big Brother house...and you're not !' - Chima.

Starting off with 3 ladies, you know not a bad thing to kick off the summer season...*big smile*' - Jeff.

'And you don't need to know how old I am' - Chima.

Now can we get your boobs ? Laura is Boob City' - Kevin.

Post more !

[melanie]

When Jeff was swearing like a sex bomb and told Russell to go jerk off Jesse :lovedup:

[ILoveTRW]

"I was raped by a serial killer" - Chima

[melanie]

"Oh a vibrating butt plug is good..I mean, in a girl." - Russell

"I always hated the kids you were trying to cheat from that would cover their papers." - Jordan

Michelle: "We were at a party and he just dropped his pants.."
Jordan: "And what did you do, start licking it?"

"I don't judge people by their tattoos or how they look... or if they smell" - Jordan

"Stuff he says, I'm like...douchebag! Get another mirror and pose in it please and look at yourself and drink your muscle shakes and work out for five hours and go upstairs and camp out in your room with your new BFF" - Jordan on Jesse

BB: "Jordan, please do not obstruct your microphone."
Braden: "Sorry that was my cock."

"I can't look at Russell. I don't even want to waste my eyes on him" - Braden

"Your bros aren't going to go **** your girlfriend, generally...Unfortunately it's happened to me three times." - Braden

"Not only did she throw me under the bus, she got in it and drove, ran over me, like backed up, ran over me again- then ran away." - Braden on Lydia

[Chilltown]

"Butthole is dirty! I would never let someone eat my butthole!" - Jordan

[Captain.Remy]

"I'm too diva for this $hit' - Chima.

And then she's the one who says she's not ghetto lmao

[Marc]

^^ LOL I liked that diva comment

[Chri$]

"Jeff is as useful as a bag of marbles" - Russell

[smartalec2718]

"NO, Braden. NO. And I was like, 'Girl, I got you.'" -Kevin

And Chima's entire eviction speech - I'm too lazy to type it all out

[Captain.Remy]

"The only reason you are here is because you're Jessie's bitch" - Jordan.

"What's 60 divided by 4 ?" - Jeff.
"25 ?" -Jordan.

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